Tall chick: I wish I could find a nice, tall guy.
Friend #1: My brother is 6’5″.
Tall chick: Is he cute?
Friend: Well…
Friend #2: He looks like a Mexican pedophile.
Tall chick: 6’5″, eh? I’ll think about it.
High School Classroom
Englewood, Colorado
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- Beauty, Chicks, Colorado, Default, Family ties, Friends, Relationships, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Wishes
Dumb girl: So what’s the difference between when the guy hits the ball and someone catches it and when someone hits the ball and no one catches it?
Boy: Absolutely nothing.
PETCO Park
San Diego, California
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- California, Default, Girls, Guys, Idiots, Stupidity, Tourist attractions
Professor, during a discussion about Lear’s daughters in King Lear: well, don’t you guys ever lie?
(class stays silent)
Professor: You all lie, especially the girls.
Carleton University
Ottawa
Canadia
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- Canadia, Class, Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Gender issues, Lies, Questions, Teachers
20-something guy with ridiculous hair cut: Like, I’m not saying that mother earth isn’t my priority, because like she totally is, I’m just saying that I’m not going to like let her run my life. At the end of the day.
8th & Chestnut
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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- Creepsters, Default, Feelings, Guys, Pennsylvania, Weirdness
Girl to friends: I’m 31 years old, for Christ’s sake. My mom doesn’t get it. I’m too fucking old to get excited about some guy that pisses himself, calls me up and acts like it’s a fucking achievement.
Bar
Atlanta, Georgia
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- Age and ageing, Default, Family ties, Georgia, Girls, Gripes, Pee
Girl: I really don’t know why I have such an unhealthy obsession with lesbians.
Bakersfield, California
- Posted on
- California, Creepsters, Default, Feelings, Girls, Sexuality, Weirdness
Teacher: I’m leaving for a few minutes. Ted*, you’re in charge.
Ted*: Alright, everyone get naked.
High School Classroom
Englewood, Colorado
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- Body parts, Colorado, Default, Guys, Names, Offers and requests, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sex, Teachers
Woman: …and Scarlett Johansson is in it.
Husband: Really? Okay, let’s go.
Woman (to ticket seller): Oh, now he’ll watch it.
(they enter the theater)
Husband: And you said sex too, right?
Movie Theater
Hartford, Connecticut
Overheard by: Claire
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- About celebrities, Connecticut, Default, Guys, Movies, Sex, Women
Guy walking opposite traffic on a one-way street: If I get hit by another car my mom will be pissed.
Clemson, South Carolina
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- Death & dying, Default, Family ties, Guys, South Carolina, Stupidity
College student to friend: Scott* is so funny. Like, last night, he was looking at his penis…
University of Delaware
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- Colleges & Universities, Default, Delaware, Memory lane, Penis, Students, Weirdness
