20-something girl (stocking groceries): Oh! I remember when my mom used to make it for me. It was delicious. She made it while I was pregnant… I'd eat it and every morning I'd throw it all back up. It was still delicious coming back up!

Norwalk, California

Overheard by: who wishes he hadn't heard it while grocery shopping

Posted on August 13, 2026
California, Default, Family ties, Food, Girls, Memory lane

The Bambi Theme Party Was a Better Idea in Theory Than in Practice

Party host to guest: Watch out for the skunk in the bathroom.
Guest: What?
Party host: Seriously.

Columbus, Indiana

Overheard by: Projection1234

Posted on August 13, 2026
Advice, Default, Indiana, Questions, Strangers, Weirdness

Have I Got a Girl for You

Male student: I just… can't control my erections.

Library, University of Washington
Seattle, Washington

Posted on August 12, 2026
Colleges & Universities, Default, Erections, Gripes, Guys, Students, Washington

I May Also Be Kin to This Cheeseburger

Slightly crazy lady to older man sitting nearby: Hey! You look like my uncle Smitty! Are you kin to me?
Old man, startled: Um, no, I don't think so.
Lady: Well, you never know. I did that genealogy thing and it turns out that I am kin to Pocahontas, Thomas Jefferson and half the men that died at The Alamo.

Dan's Hamburgers
Austin, Texas

Posted on August 11, 2026
Compare and contrast, Crazies, Default, Family ties, Old folks, Pop culture, Questions, Restaurants, Texas, Women

Ooo– Actually, I Forgot I Had These Nunchucks

Policeman opening doors of Social Security office: Before I let you in, does anyone have any weapons?
Tiny old lady jumping the queue: Just my fist!

Wilkesboro, North Carolina

Overheard by: Jen

Posted on August 11, 2026
Cops, Default, Hands, North Carolina, Old folks, Questions, Violence