Girl (solemnly): My real barrier is that I don't like beer.

Dunedin
New Zealand

Professor to class (during tasting session): Anybody getting any wood on this one?

Wine Appreciation 101
University of Houston, Texas

Man on cell: So I told the guy, “Your current girlfriend is my wife.”

Mall
Savannah, Georgia

Wild-haired diner outside restaurant (seriously): If I don't get tenure next year, I don't know what I'll do. I'll have to … I don't know … I'll have to just blog about it.

Bloomsbury, London
England

Emo girl to emo friend: They have a whole Harry Potter section…I love the world!

Borders
Manalapan, New Jersey

Random high school kid (during summer school): Shoes are like hats for your feet!

Thomas Jefferson High School for Science and Technology
Alexandria, Virginia

Professor: As you can see, I don't take breaks. So if you have to go smoke a marijuana cigarette or go have sex in the bathroom, just go ahead.

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Overheard by: see ya

Chick #1: I'm gonna have to break down and spring for a land line.
Chick #2: How come?
Chick #1: So I can find my cell phone in my apartment.

Starbucks
San Rafael, California

Overheard by: Where'd I put my coffee?

Teenage waitress telling baby boomer male customer her medical issues: Yeah, and I got this tail thing right here. (points at lower back) It looks like I'm growing a tail.

Fatz Cafe
Lexington, South Carolina

Girl to gay man: Well, if you're going to be a whore, be a classy whore!
Gay man: That's so hot.

Grand Junction, Colorado