Teen girl: …and seriously, I spent half an hour on his groin!
Bar
Victoria University
Australia
Overheard by: She was takking about drawing a cartoon!
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Woman on phone: No dad, the Democratic congress is probably not affecting the cancer rate. No, a Democratic president will probably not make cancer rates worse.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/348841951/id-like-to-hear-his-theory.html
Overheard by: me!
Random biker chick: So, you just put your thong right on it?
Sturgis Motorcycle Rally
Keystone, South Dakota
Overheard by: KDH
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Man, rolling down window after being cut off in traffic: Motherfucker, you're lucky I'm listening to Journey!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/355849382/so-thats-the-secret.html
Overheard by: anyway you want it.
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Teacher: Hey! Who was screaming?
Three-year-old: I was.
Teacher: Well, stop screaming inside.
Three-year-old: Sam* was screaming.
Teacher: Look, important lesson for the future: keep your lies consistent.
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: Lee
Student, showing off his art project: On a scale of one to ten, with one being the lowest and ten being the highest, I was pretty happy with the way it turned out.
Madison, South Dakota
What Kind of Landlady Makes Bandana-Wearing a Lease Requirement?
Girl on cell: So, did I tell you? I got fired from my job. (pause) Yeah, I guess I'm not a very good gay and lesbian promoter. (pause) Well I'm not gay, so maybe that had something to do with it. (pause) Oh, didn't you hear? I got kicked out of my apartment last week, too. (pause) Yeah, it's gay.
Redline MAX
Portland, OR
Overheard by: Gus
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Conductor: Stamford, Stamford stop is…ooh, did you see those two baby reindeer?!
MetroNorth Train
Stamford, Connecticut
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Beautiful blonde to almost empty room: Well, I don't experiment with animals either.
Greenbelt, Maryland
