Girl: Ohhh, can I show you my sexual frustration?
Hartford, Connecticut
Overheard by: Claire
- Posted on
- Connecticut, Default, Girls, Questions, Sexuality
Seven-year-old boy to small sister at counter: Get out of the line! You on the line and I'm exquisite. I'm exquisite! I'm exquisite! I'm exquisite!
H&M
Washington, DC
- Posted on
- Bragging, Default, Kids, Offers and requests, Stores, Washington, DC
Guy about stripper girlfriend: I asked her to get STD tested, but she said she was almost done with her chlamydia medication, so it's all good.
Frisco, Texas
Overheard by: C.D.
Hipster: So my girlfriend was sketching me naked when I went home. So I was sitting there, you know… naked. And then her parents walked in.
Boston, Massachusetts
- Posted on
- Body parts, Default, Family ties, Hipsters, Massachusetts, Relationships
Bimbette shouting from crowd: Why does everyone want me to eat shit out of their mouths today?
Michigan Tech
Houghton, Michigan
- Posted on
- Bimbettes, Colleges & Universities, Default, Euphemisms, Michigan, Poop, Questions, Weirdness
Girl looking at a picture of someone milking a cow: Oh my god, look at the size of the testicles on this cow!
Embarrassed friend: Um, that's its udder.
Ohio State University
- Posted on
- Animals, Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Default, Friends, Girls, Ohio, Stupidity
Police officer: So that's when they started pulling baseball bats out of their pants?
Guy: Yeah, baseball bats and machetes!
Tysons Corner
Fairfax County, Virginia
Overheard by: Jack
Guy to date: She cheated on me, so I dumped her. Then I cheated on her and two weeks later we were back together.
Freehold, New Jersey
- Posted on
- Default, Guys, Infidelity, Memory lane, New Jersey
