They Tend to Appear at Random, Rather Like Elves.
Girl to friend: Well, I woke up naked, again, with a quesadilla in my bed, again, so I say it was a pretty average night.
Eclipse de Sol Restaurant
Atlanta, Georgia
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- Default, Food, Georgia, Girls, Memory lane, Restaurants, Sex, Weirdness
Old woman to granddaughter: I saw her the other day, and all the fat from her face has slipped down to her boobs.
Piccadilly Circus
London
England
Overheard by: lola
Girl to boyfriend: Like, I think it has more to do with you being on crack more than anything.
Baker Library
Dartmouth College, New Hampshire
Overheard by: you think?
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- Default, Drugs, Girls, New Hampshire
Guy: So, you can talk about stabbing puppies but I can’t talk about punting babies? That doesn’t seem right.
Girl: That’s exactly right.
Rutgers Stadium, New Jersey
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- Animals, Death & dying, Default, Girls, Gripes, Guys, Kids, New Jersey, Violence
Dude: Just because you masturbate to llama/turtle porn…
Marist College
Poughkeepsie, New York
Overheard by: Russ
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- Colleges & Universities, Default, Guys, Kink, Masturbation, New York, Weirdness
Guy #1: What’s the big deal about the bird flu anyway? I’m not a bird.
Guy #2: It’s those people who play with bird crap and such. It’s kinda like the chicken pox, see what I mean?
Guy #1: Well, I’m fine then because I already had the chicken pox.
Reno, Nevada
Overheard by: Scott
Dude leaving party: Just remember we have one goal. We have one shared dream, people. It starts with “I” and ends with “no more motherfucking apartheid.”
Kalamazoo, Michigan
College girl #1: You laugh a lot during sex, then?
College girl #2: I think you have to laugh during sex. Otherwise it’s too solemn. I mean, sex is like: “Oh yeah, oh yeah, queef.”
Chinese Restaurant
Columbus, Mississippi
Overheard by: Megan S.
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- Default, Feelings, Gender issues, Girls, Mississippi, Restaurants, Sex, Yeahhh, college!
Pilot: And if you have any comments or questions, go ahead and look me up on Facebook.
Vancouver
Canadia
- Posted on
- Canadia, Default, Internet, Offers and requests, Pilots
Prudish-looking woman #1: It’s a bra conspiracy.
Prudish-looking woman #2: I agree.
Coles Supermarket
Melbourne
Australia
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