Woman #1: My boss shaves his legs.
Woman #2: Really?
Woman #1: His legs, his back, his chest, everything. All guys do it now.
Woman #2: That's so weird. My son asked me to wax his chest because he said girls don't like hairy chests.
Woman #1: How much hair could a 14-year-old have?
Woman #2: Actually, a lot.
Woman #1: He's going to be really hairy when he's older.
Woman #2: Fortunately not on his back yet. So anyway–don't tell anybody I told you this. You're sworn to secrecy–I told him I wouldn't wax him, but I went out and bought some Nair and put it on him, and it worked. But the next morning, he was in such pain–his chest was all inflamed. He said he would never do it again.
Women's Gym
Studio City, California
Overheard by: I always eavesdrop on these two
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- Age and ageing, California, Default, Gender issues, Hair, Sensory experiences, Weirdness, Women
Girl: My cooter smells like Zoodles…
North Bay
Ontario
Canadia
- Posted on
- Canadia, Default, Food, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Sensory experiences, Vagina
Girl (solemnly): My real barrier is that I don't like beer.
Dunedin
New Zealand
- Posted on
- Default, Drinking & drunks, Feelings, Girls, New Zealand
Man on cell: So I told the guy, “Your current girlfriend is my wife.”
Mall
Savannah, Georgia
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- Default, Georgia, Guys, Infidelity, Malls, On the phone, Relationships
Wild-haired diner outside restaurant (seriously): If I don't get tenure next year, I don't know what I'll do. I'll have to … I don't know … I'll have to just blog about it.
Bloomsbury, London
England
Emo girl to emo friend: They have a whole Harry Potter section…I love the world!
Borders
Manalapan, New Jersey
Random high school kid (during summer school): Shoes are like hats for your feet!
Thomas Jefferson High School for Science and Technology
Alexandria, Virginia
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Professor: As you can see, I don't take breaks. So if you have to go smoke a marijuana cigarette or go have sex in the bathroom, just go ahead.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/366027149/getting-more-than-just-an-education.html
Overheard by: see ya
Chick #1: I'm gonna have to break down and spring for a land line.
Chick #2: How come?
Chick #1: So I can find my cell phone in my apartment.
Starbucks
San Rafael, California
Overheard by: Where'd I put my coffee?
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