Boyfriend: I only cheated on you with one girl but you cheated on me with three guys… at the same time!
Ohio State University
Overheard by: JooSki
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- Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Gripes, Guys, Infidelity, Ohio, Sex
Loud white ghetto guy on cell: Dude, I’m at Target. They don’t got nothing here! Man, I should have gone to Wal-Mart. (pause) Oh, here’s a sweet knife. Maybe I’ll buy that for shits and giggles.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/298723208/this-guy-knows-how-to-have-fun.html
Overheard by: gee, you have to wonder what this guy does with his free time…
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- Default, Gripes, Guys, On the phone, Overheard in Minneapolis, Shopping, Stores, Weirdness
Customer (ordering a birthday cake for his wife): Can you put “You’re better lookin’ than your twin sister” on it?
Alpine Bakery
Concord, California
- Posted on
- Beauty, California, Compliments, Customers, Default, Family ties, Food, Offers and requests, Questions
Religious nut: Go back to the kitchen!
Gay girl #1: We do it in the kitchen!
Gay girl #2: Oh yeah. That’s the day we realized our dishwasher had wheels.
Pride Parade
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Overheard by: Cade
- Posted on
- Default, Girls, Insults, Lesbos, New Mexico, Pride, Religious fanatics, Sex, Sexuality
Teenage girl on cell: I hung out with that camel.
Eagle, Idaho
Overheard by: Giles
- Posted on
- Animals, Default, Girls, Idaho, Insults, On the phone, Relationships, Teens
Woman on cell: Okay. Well, do you want the blowjob first or do you want to study first?
Nashville, Tennessee
- Posted on
- BJs, Default, Education, Offers and requests, On the phone, Questions, Tennessee, Wishes, Women
20-something guy at baseball game: My nipples are bleeding because of her. She deserves it.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/309168160/what-is-payback-for-bloody-nipples.html
Overheard by: 5 rows up
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- Creepsters, Default, Guys, Nipples, Overheard in Minneapolis, Threats, Violence, Weirdness, Wishes
Chemistry lecturer: Is it just me, or are those people getting more and more naked up the back there?
Melbourne University
Australia
Teacher: So, the koala bears are pretty much high all of the time. They fall off the trees. I have videos!
High School
Londonderry, New Hampshire
Overheard by: humanities student
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- Animals, Default, Drugs, Education, New Hampshire, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teachers
