Drunken bar patron: Seriously, she looks like she got shot in the face with a make-up gun set on whore. Iowa
Grad student on her Gender History peer review: I don’t feel the need to keep the nipple section.
University of Tulsa
Tulsa, Oklahoma Overheard by: Andrea
Girl: So Natalie Portman is speaking tonight. I want to go.
Boy: What is it about?
Girl: Poverty, but who cares? It’s Natalie Portman.
Boy: Yeah, fuck poverty, she’s hot. University
Guy on phone: So what are we doing after bible study? Beers? Ladies? Arizona State University Overheard by: Tiffany
Woman #1: So, all these women are going skydiving now, because you can have an orgasm against the updraft.
Woman #2 (enthusiastically): Oh, that's great! Olympic Sculpture Garden
Girl on cell: Not only did she steal my car, she ate the fucking cupcakes!
Southern Connecticut State University
New Haven, Connecticut
20-something girl looking at picture: Isn't he so hot with his nunchucks?”
20-something guy friend: Those are called “muttonchops.” Bar
White construction worker yelling into house under construction: Hey Miguel, what are you listening to in there?
Miguel, yelling back: Bach's Goldberg Variations.
White construction worker, muttering: Crazy Mexican drywallers. Longmont, Colorado Overheard by: Landscaper
Conductor: Mind the gap, doors closing. (train does not move) Those naughty, naughty doors.
England Overheard by: ren
Girl on cell: I know it’s your birthday… but it’s my ass! http://community.livejournal.com/overheardinmelb/158402.html