Old nag, as train breaks down: Why’d we stop? What’s wrong?
Fellow commuter: We hit a buffalo.
Old nag: Really?!
Fellow commuter: Yes.
Worcester/Framingham Line to Boston, Massachusetts
Hobo, pointing to passerby: God is going to cum all over your face!
Westwood Village
Los Angeles, California
- Posted on January 18, 2024
- California, Cum, God, Hobos
Hoochie on pink cell: I always change my sheets in between boyfriends. It’s like how guys change condoms in between girls.
13th Street
Gainesville, Florida
- Posted on January 17, 2024
- Florida, Health & Hygiene, Hoochies
Bisexual girl: So, you wanna go out some time?
Chick: Um, I don’t swing that way when I’m sober.
Cupertino High School
Cupertino, California
- Posted on January 14, 2024
- Bi-curious, California, Sexuality
Male bartender: So, let’s all take off our shirts and then you can take pictures of us.
Waitress: Oh, we already did that!
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/05/whatever_gets_you_bigger_tips.html
Overheard by: the next table over
- Posted on January 7, 2024
- Bartenders, Bragging, Overheard in Minneapolis
Dock worker #1: Well, personally, I prefer a nice, stiff rod.
Dock worker #2: Really, a stiff one?
Dock worker #3: I’ve got a stiff rod for you, motherfucker.
Dock worker #1: We’re talking about bass fishing here, asshole.
Safeway
Tracy, California
Overheard by: Ken Lane
- Posted on January 6, 2024
- California, Creepsters, Penis
Chick: What’s your background?
Girl with laptop: … Uh, I’m part Korean…
Chick: No, I meant on your computer.
Idyllwild, California
- Posted on December 30, 2023
- California, Questions, Strangers
Mom: So, how long are you going away with those people?
Daughter: The whole weekend. The whole fucking weekend with those morons!
Mom, reflecting: God… We’ll need to buy you a lot of booze.
São Paulo
Brazil
Wasted guy #1: Let me see your phone.
Wasted guy #2: Why?
Wasted guy #1: I need to call my cell.
Wasted guy #2: Why?
Wasted guy #1: To see if it’s in my pocket.
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: Tswerve
- Posted on December 28, 2023
- Cell phones, Drunks, Texas
Bimbette #1: I wish I was fat.
Bimbette #2: I totally know what you mean.
Dallas, Texas
- Posted on December 24, 2023
- Bimbettes, Diet & weight, Texas
