Overheard Everywhere http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/ Copyright 2009 Thu, 02 Jul 2009 21:00:00 -0500 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Fine-- Pop Quiz, Bitches! German instructor: Today is a bad day to ask me questions.
Several students at once: What's the meaning of life?

Montevallo, Alabama

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Friend: Why?
Middle aged man: I'm fucking depressed, that's why. So I wake up and do it all over again the next day.

Forest Park
St. Louis, Missouri

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]]> http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/006397.html http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/006397.html Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:00:00 -0500 I Believe the Technical Term Is "Manure" 9-year-old boy, biking: Yo, what kind of flowers are they?
13-year-old brother, also biking: They be poppies an' calla-lilies an' peonies an' oleanders an' hydrangeas an' shit.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

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]]> http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/006396.html http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/006396.html Thu, 02 Jul 2009 15:00:00 -0500 Let Him Wonderbra for a While Teenage girl to friend: Ugh! Eric gets mad at me when I tell people things, you get mad when I don't tell you things...just tell him to fuck off and leave my boobs out of it!

Rumson, New Jersey

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Preteen girl #2: Did someone start a rumor about us? Because I haven't gotten any calls all day.

CVS
New Jersey

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Disneyland
Anaheim, California

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]]> http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/006393.html http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/006393.html Thu, 02 Jul 2009 06:00:00 -0500 Bet You Don't Know About Her Meth Problem! Mother: Do you know about the tooth fairy?
Toddler: Yeah!
Mother: No, you don't.

Fleetwood, New York

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]]> http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/006392.html http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/006392.html Thu, 02 Jul 2009 03:00:00 -0500 ...It's Deep Women studies professor, waving arms: We all have the same vaginas!
Student: I love this class.

Seattle, Washington

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]]> http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/006391.html http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/006391.html Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0500 ...So No Standards Apply to You Black professor to black student: So I hold you to a different standard than the white students. (to white student) Except for you. Because you're from Michigan.

www.overheardatyale.com

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]]> http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/006390.html http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/006390.html Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:00:00 -0500 You'd Best Not Be Bringing That Bag to Our Next Orgy! Sorority girl #1: That whore stole my coach bag!
Sorority girl #2: Did you call her out on it?
Sorority girl #1: Well, no, it wasn't actually mine yet, but I told her that I was going to get that one like a week ago, and now she's carrying it. (walks past coach girl, who has iPod headphones in one ear, phone up to other ear) Whore!

Central Michigan University

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]]> http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/006389.html http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/006389.html Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:00:00 -0500 So I'm Sure You All Appreciated the Delay Vaguely thuggish flight attendant: Aiiight, y'all, welcome aboard United Airlines...don't know the flight number, but we're going to Detroit, and that's all that matters.

Delayed Flight from Washington, DC

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Universal Studios
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]]> http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/006387.html http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/006387.html Wed, 01 Jul 2009 12:00:00 -0500 The Desire to Flee Rochester Will Overpower Anything Woman on PA system: Attention. Please disregard the call for wheelchair assistance at gate A-5. Repeat: there is no wheelchair needed at gate A-5. It's a miracle!

Airport
Rochester, New York

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]]> http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/006386.html http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/006386.html Wed, 01 Jul 2009 09:00:00 -0500 He Keeps Telling Us He's Not Straight. Woman on cell: Take him home in a straitjacket, or take him to the psych ward in a straitjacket...either way, he's not going to be happy.

Saratoga, California

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]]> http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/006385.html http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/006385.html Wed, 01 Jul 2009 06:00:00 -0500 How Professor Schmidt Got Mugged in Harlem Professor: Many theaters are located in New York's East Village, located in the northwestern part of Manhattan.

OSU Theatre Class
Columbus, Ohio

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