Overheard Everywhere http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/ Copyright 2012 Sat, 04 Feb 2012 18:00:00 -0500 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Stephen Suffers From Aphasians Girl to guy, after long moment of intense pondering: Yeah, I think Chinese accents are definitely funnier than mental illness.

Vancouver
Canadia

Overheard by: Twinla Archnemekiss

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Near Boston University Dorms
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Brian

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St. John's
Newfoundland
Canadia

Overheard by: Mel

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]]> http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/009770.html http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/009770.html Sat, 04 Feb 2012 06:00:00 -0500 Turns Out It Was Both Guy on cell: Yeah, she kept on shouting out stuff in German. I didn't know if that meant she was about to come or if I was fucking her wrong.

Leamington Spa
England

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UC
Santa Cruz, California

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Gangster teen #2: Yeah, what's up with that, yo? We black, we supposed to conduct heat or some shit.

Millersville, Maryland]]>
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University of Louisville
Louisville, Kentucky

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Nanny: Nope.
Jewish boy, with deep sigh: There's still time.

Brookline, Massachusetts

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]]> http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/009765.html http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/009765.html Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0500 ...Hello?...Hello?... Exasperated woman on cell: No, let me read you my confirmation number one more time: It's 'a' as in 'apple' then 'k' as in 'ku klux klan.'

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]]> http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/009764.html http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/009764.html Thu, 02 Feb 2012 18:00:00 -0500 Hint, Hint. Guy #1: Man, it's too early. I'm so tired.
Guy #2: I know, man. I'm so tired that if some dude just came up and raped me I wouldn't care, I'd be like "just hurry up and get it over with!"

West Virginia

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]]> http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/009763.html http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/009763.html Thu, 02 Feb 2012 12:00:00 -0500 Hilarious, But Horrible. Girl, to friend: Yeah, so I was in the middle of fucking him when she called... And I all I could say was, "you've got a friend in me..."
Friend: You are a horrible person.

Montclair, New Jersey

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]]> http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/009762.html http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/009762.html Thu, 02 Feb 2012 06:00:00 -0500 Your Editors Prefer "Wide Gate to Paradise" Guy, about the word "vagina": It doesn't roll off the tongue.
Girl: The British used the word "quim," which originated from the Welsh... It means a hollow or a valley. (pause) The valley between her legs.
Guy: See, nobody wants a valley... Shoulda just called it a slit.
Girl, sarcastically: Or a hairline fracture.

Bayonne, New Jersey]]>
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]]> http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/009761.html http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/009761.html Thu, 02 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0500 Denzel Only Works on Tuesdays, People. Train operator: The middle door of the third car of this train will not take you to a magical fantasy land where you meet Denzel Washington. It will merely take you to Grovesnor, like every other door on this train.

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]]> http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/009760.html http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/009760.html Wed, 01 Feb 2012 18:00:00 -0500 ...Senator. Young scruffy guy, shouting at grey-haired guy walking nervously away: I sucked your dick! Give me my five dollars!

The Mission
San Francisco, California]]>
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]]> http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/009759.html http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/009759.html Wed, 01 Feb 2012 12:00:00 -0500 Friends Don't Let Friends Tutor Drunk Girl #1: I need you to help me with my English homework.
Girl #2: Alright, what do you need help with?
Girl #1: I still can't understand how you tell adjectives from adverbs.
Girl #2: Adverbs end in -ly, like "quickly," "quietly," and "quantity."

University of Wisconsin]]>
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