Overheard Everywhere http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/ Copyright 2008 Thu, 20 Nov 2008 03:00:00 -0500 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss If Evolution Is Wrong, I Don't Want to Be Right! Human evolution professor, showing a slide of a monkey: Just look at those testicles! They're huge and pink...just...they're all in your face!

Anthropology Classroom, Kent State University
Ohio

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Carleton University
Ottawa
Canadia

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USC
Columbia, South Carolina

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]]> http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/004611.html http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/004611.html Wed, 19 Nov 2008 21:00:00 -0500 We Have a Winner Girl #1: I'm 20-orgasms horny!
Girl #2: I'm 100-orgasms horny!
Girl #3: I'm masturbate-in-my-class horny!
Girl #1: I'm stick-a-banana-in-my-ass horny!

Syracuse University, New York

Overheard by: gelatinous

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]]> http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/004610.html http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/004610.html Wed, 19 Nov 2008 18:00:00 -0500 The Michigan State AA Chapter Didn't Quite Get the Point Frat boy on cell: I am going to get so wasted! I'm going to get wasted on water. I will drink so much water that I'll be like, "Ahhh, I'm drowning in water!" I will be that fucking drunk, bro. With water!

Michigan State University

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Athletic Club
Charlottesville, Virginia

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]]> http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/004608.html http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/004608.html Wed, 19 Nov 2008 12:00:00 -0500 Like Canadian Jumping Beans Guest lecturer: My pants are animate, socks are inanimate.
Linguistics professor: Did you just say your pants are animate?
Guest lecturer: Yes, if it's near your genitals it's animate.

Winnipeg
Manitoba
Canadia

Overheard by: Breanne

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]]> http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/004607.html http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/004607.html Wed, 19 Nov 2008 09:00:00 -0500 And Now He's All Wanting to Give Me Backrubs and Watch Hope Floats Upper year girl, about much younger student: I couldn't get him into bed any other way. I had to date him!

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/10/17/desperate-times/

Overheard by: Paul

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]]> http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/004606.html http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/004606.html Wed, 19 Nov 2008 06:00:00 -0500 You Can Be My Dirty Fling Five-year-old boy: Daddy?
Father: Yes?
Five-year-old boy: When I grow up, I want to marry you.
Father: Uhm, you can't do that. What about your friend, Alex?
Five-year-old boy: Hmmm. Okay. I think I'll marry Alex instead.

Reynoldsburg, Ohio

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Hofstra University
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]]> http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/004604.html http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/004604.html Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0500 And Maybe They'll Throw Grape Jelly at Us Preteen in line at Spice Girls concert: I don't want them to leave the stage! At the end, let's keep screaming "Concord!"

Toronto
Ontario
Canadia

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]]> http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/004603.html http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/004603.html Tue, 18 Nov 2008 21:00:00 -0500 That Limbo Bar Might As Well Have Been a Phallus Professor: This weekend I went to a new restaurant that had a bar. It was interesting to see how the new generation dances these days.
Student: What's weird about dancing?
Professor: In my day we would have called that rape.

UNH
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Western Kentucky University]]>
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White girl in middle (jokingly): Oh, is that a race thing?
Black girl on the other side: Yes.

Outside Harvard Medical School
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Teacher: Some kind of tractor.

Australia

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