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...in the Bathroom, During the Exam
Hottie: But who do you cheat off of?
Friend: I read the book.
Geoge Brown College
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Tdot Girl
But I Can't Afford the Membership Fee
Preppy chick: I didn't see you in class today. Where were you?
Guy: I was having sex in the bathroom.
Preppy chick: Oh, I want to try that.
Florida
You're the Most Boring Imaginary Friend Ever
Emo-poser teen girl: Does this make me look like I exist?
Teen guy (looking): No.
Pinnacle High School
Phoenix, Arizona
That's What She Said
Professor: Now, let's try smallening the interval.
Hartford, Connecticut
Overheard by: Claire
Maybe I Should've Selected a Photo Where I Wasn't Holding a Beer-Bong?
Guy: So they sent me something saying they had received my application and said it would take six to eight weeks. I got a rejection letter the next day. Bitchbags.
Wake Forest University
Winston-Salem, North Carolina
And Stop Slouching. You Know Who You Are
Flight attendant: Please refrain from smoking for the rest of your life.
Flight over Denver, Colorado
That's Part of the Magic
Tarmcar driver in Magic Kingdom: It has come to my attention that people use their panic button to help them find their car. That is cheating. You must wander around aimlessly for a while first.
Disney World, Florida
Overheard by: Kristen
But If I Collect Enough Quarters, Perhaps I Can Buy Him Out
Aboriginal hobo: There is a nice cave outside of Kings Park. Only problem is there's some old guy livin' in it, he's been livin' there for at least 20 years... I'm just waiting for him to die already so I can move in.
Train
Perth
Australia
Overheard by: Dylann
Can't a Girl Do an Underwearless Can-Can Without Public Scrutiny?
Ghetto lady to two young boys: Stop lookin at my pussy!
20 Bus
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: nightfallcub
...Lassie?
Young man on cell: What the fuck did I do to make you such a bitch this morning?
Boise State University
Boise, Idaho
Overheard by: Dan Lester
What Did People Do at Work Without Solitaire?
Random girl on date: Sometimes I wonder what life was like before playing cards?
Stuttgart
Germany
From the Long-Awaited Sequel, Dude, Where's My Conscience?
Guy on phone with friend: Yeah, but I think Tommy's grandparents died, so his house might be on for the party if his parents are out of town.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: 8 Day Charm
