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A Mortal Insult in Albanian
Girl rambles on in Albanian for two minutes, then suddenly in English: So you can just eat my toe!
Durres
Albania
Sometimes the Judgment of Solomon Backfires
Blonde female teen to friend: Here. I'll trade you her right boob for the left side of her crotch.
Shout-out: feeds.feedburner.com
Overheard by: I'm really glad I'm not her.
As Friends
White guy: So, is it true that when you die you go to heaven and get forty virgins to do whatever with?
Muslim guy: No, that's wrong. It's heaven: you get as many virgins as you want.
Liberty High School
Colorado Springs, Colorado
Sometimes My Sphincter Needs a Cheerleader
Construction worker #1: The only time I know you're not talking is when you're smoking or pooping.
Construction worker #2: How do you know I'm not talking when I'm pooping?
Shout-out: feeds.feedburner.com
Overheard by: heard you in the porta-potty
I'm Scared to Take a Leak
Four-year-old kid: Everything I touch dies.
Rest Stop
Connecticut
For Every World-Class Canadian Beer, There Are Hundreds of Failures
Dude #1: I think there's piss in my mouth...
Dude #2: Yeah man, that's piss-mouth, it happens.
Pemberton, BC
Canadia
Overheard by: Ben
Beats a Cat in a Hat and a Big Red Dog
Chick: I should write children's books based on those stories: the volleyball girl with bad luck, and the girl with the feet of a black man.
Highlands Ranch, Colorado
Overheard by: Lee
Yeah, But Not My Fancy Fist
Queer to date: Do you have a fist up your ass?
Center City, Philadelphia
Overheard by: keeeeem
The Pepperoni Phantom Soon Surpassed the Tooth Fairy in Popularity
Punk teen girl to friend: So I was like, "Woah, dude! Who are you? You're awesome!" Because none of us knew him, he just came over and set a pizza down in front of us!
Calgary, Alberta
Canadia
Overheard by: um...are you sure he wasn't the waiter?
It's More of a Sashay, Really
Older woman to middle aged man walking a dog: Is that how all dogs walk?
Middle aged man: That's how *this* dog walks.
Shout-out: feeds.feedburner.com
Overheard by: have you never seen a dog walk before?
Or in the Fantasy That Runs on a Loop in My Head?
Guy asking survey questions to people: So, where are you from again?
Really high guy: Do you mean in real life?
Dorm Lobby
Wyoming
Where an Ancient Tribe Had Scrawled Its Secrets on the Stall Wall
Teacher: You know, when I was your age we didn't have classes like this. If you wanted to learn about personal finance, you got a job. If you wanted to learn about sex, you went to the bathroom.
Rock Bridge High School
Columbia, Missouri
