Overheard Everywhere 2017-05-23T17:16:30Z http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/feed/atom/ WordPress admin <![CDATA[Available in a Wide Variety Of Sizes and Colors]]> 2017-05-23T17:16:30Z 2017-05-23T17:16:30Z Girl #1: You're too horny for your own good. Why don't you just get a dildo?
Girl #2: Why would I want a dildo when I can just get the real thing whenever I want? Emory University
Atlanta, Georgia Overheard by: Hank

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admin <![CDATA[By Show Of Hands, Who'd Give Him the Money Without Hesitation?]]> 2017-05-22T16:59:55Z 2017-05-22T16:59:55Z Flamboyant black man to woman waiting at crosswalk: Oh, thank god for a sister! I need some money for the bus and I just know you'll help me out, little white barbie sister! Saint Louis, Missouri Overheard by: Margie

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admin <![CDATA[…Well, Great to See You Again!]]> 2017-05-21T16:47:46Z 2017-05-21T16:47:46Z Girl: Didn't I lick maple syrup off you once?
Guy: I thought I licked maple syrup off you.
Girl: Really?
Guy: Wait, no. It was honey.
Girl: Oh, yeah. Honey. Norfolk, Virginia Overheard by: Olivia

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admin <![CDATA[Monkeyholism’s Gonna Be the Next Big Zoo Scandal]]> 2017-05-20T16:44:54Z 2017-05-20T16:44:54Z Little girl, regarding orangutan holding his head like he has a headache: Why is he doing that, Mommy?
Mom: Because he had too many Daddy juices. http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/havent_had_a_serious_wtf_for_a.html Overheard by: I love hilarious reminders of our dysfunctional society

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admin <![CDATA[…Well, This Has Been Fun. See You at Christmas!]]> 2017-05-19T16:41:33Z 2017-05-19T16:41:33Z Girl #1: Happy Easter! I love you!
Girl #2: Happy Easter! (pause) This is funny… We're both atheists. Jersey City, New Jersey

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admin <![CDATA[It's the STD for the New Century]]> 2017-05-18T16:34:29Z 2017-05-18T16:34:29Z Guy #1: What? Barely legal girls are hot.
Guy #2: Barely lethal?
Guy #1: What?
Guy #2: What? Univeristy of Florida
Gainesville, Florida

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admin <![CDATA[But I May Have Buttered My Ass and Come As a Parker House Roll]]> 2017-05-17T16:28:27Z 2017-05-17T16:28:27Z Chick: Do I know you from somewhere?
Dude: Uh… maybe?
Chick: Didn’t you come to my Halloween party dressed as the Pillsbury Doughboy?
Dude: No. http://overheardina2.blogspot.com/2007/01/happy-halloween.html

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admin <![CDATA[Why Do People Keep Marrying Danny Bonaduce?]]> 2017-05-16T16:23:48Z 2017-05-16T16:23:48Z Guy on Bluetooth: They took the two most aggressive animals and bred them together. What did they think was going to happen? Oxford Valley Mall
Langhorne, Pennsylvania Overheard by: Tom

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admin <![CDATA[Case in Point]]> 2017-05-15T16:15:06Z 2017-05-15T16:15:06Z Student: Well, sometimes you ask questions that have answers that might not be the answer you are looking for!
Professor: Are you calling me fat? Michigan State University, Michigan

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admin <![CDATA[Just Really Effeminate Little Boys with Long, Flowing Hair]]> 2017-05-14T16:10:00Z 2017-05-14T16:10:00Z Mother, queuing at nativity play: Well, of course, she was disappointed to be a shepherd. I mean, children are smart these days. She knows full well there weren't any female shepherds back then. Milton Keynes
England

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