Overheard Everywhere http://www.overheardeverywhere.com Wed, 28 Jun 2017 20:47:44 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.8 Is It Too Late for a Teachable Moment? http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/007641.html Wed, 28 Jun 2017 20:47:44 +0000 Manly guy to male friend carrying fake baby for parenting class: So, did Beth* get her period yet? Wichita, Kansas

Extra Surprising When We Found Out You Were a Boy http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/004397.html Tue, 27 Jun 2017 20:38:36 +0000 Dumb blonde: Like that time we were at that party, and everyone was naked, and it was a surprise party! State College, Pennsylvania Overheard by: I bet it was a surprise, all right…

See the Iron-On Label? http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/006506.html Mon, 26 Jun 2017 20:25:57 +0000 Mormon-looking hick teen: (holds up shirt and looks at his mother)
Hick mom: Gawd, no! That is Satan's shirt! Wilmington, North Carolina Overheard by: Amy

And Do They Really Represent the Lollipop Guild? http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/001161.html Sun, 25 Jun 2017 20:22:11 +0000 10th grade girl: Are munchkins real?
Boy: … You did not just ask that.
10th grade girl: No, really, are they? London, Ontario
Canadia Overheard by: they’re chilling with oompa loompas

And Almost As Many Holes As Most Political Speeches http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/004640.html Sat, 24 Jun 2017 20:12:07 +0000 Old lady: Look at that cheese–such a pretty color! Like one of Hillary Clinton's pantsuits. Santa Rita Cantina
Austin, Texas Overheard by: Katie

…By Lying http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/008215.html Fri, 23 Jun 2017 20:08:17 +0000 Guy #1: I was supposed to interview my grandma for my sociology project, but I didn't. I'm going to have to like, make up her life right now.
Guy #2: Why didn't you interview her?
Guy #1: Well, she lives in Oregon, and you know, the time change…
Guy #2: Dude, there's no time change from here to Oregon.
Guy #1: I know that, shut up! I'm trying to make myself feel better. University of Washington
Seattle, Washington Overheard by: Beatrice

And I'm Lactose Intolerant. http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/005790.html Thu, 22 Jun 2017 20:06:36 +0000 Teenage girl on cell: I don't get on with him at all…we're just like bread and butter. London
England Overheard by: Steve Elliott

From Your Belly Button and You: A User’s Guide http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/003563.html Wed, 21 Jun 2017 19:53:42 +0000 Woman to friend: You just lift up your shirt, look down, and there it is. St. Catharine’s
Canadia Overheard by: J Menz

And I Was Making Out with Steve! http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/000098.html Tue, 20 Jun 2017 19:51:42 +0000 Guy #1: Dude, she was holding my hand and making out with Michelle at the same time.
Guy #2: Nice. http://overheardatlc.blogspot.com/2007/01/beatles-rewritten.html

You're Both Right! http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/010101.html Mon, 19 Jun 2017 19:41:19 +0000 (little girl): Mommy, why are you fat?
*plane bursts out laughing*.
(mom): You made me fat! But I love you anyway.
(little girl): No … I think just you ate lots of food. Flight from LA to Seattle Overheard by: Face