Overheard Everywhere http://www.overheardeverywhere.com Tue, 28 Mar 2017 12:15:46 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.7.3 Two or More People, Honey http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/008200.html Tue, 28 Mar 2017 12:15:46 +0000 Ten-year-old: Mom, what's “shagging”?
Mom: Um… It's like shedding. You know, like how the cat sheds hair on the couch?
Four-year-old: No, it's not. It's when two people have sex. Jeez! Clarksville, Indiana

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And What About “Moist”? Ewww. http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/009652.html Mon, 27 Mar 2017 12:06:31 +0000 12th grader, to no one in particular: You know what word I hate? “Spurt.” It just sounds dirty. Kind of like a tight budget. Something about a tight budget just isn't right. http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/458963932/i-like-the-way-this-kid-thinks.html Overheard by: neither of those were on the vocab list this week

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What If Your Husband Finds Out? http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/002605.html Sun, 26 Mar 2017 11:59:00 +0000 Girl to pals in line for restroom: … So now I’m dating my boss, my landlord, and financial advisor…
Friend: Wow, that’s intense. DeVos Performance Hall
Grand Rapids, Michigan Overheard by: Caty

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Two Girls, One Pop-Pop Did Not End Well http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/008704.html Sat, 25 Mar 2017 11:57:14 +0000 Girl #1: I'd totally tap your grandpa!
Girl #2: Thanks?
Girl #1: You're welcome! Denver, Colorado

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Mary Kay Letourneau Always Knew What She Wanted http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/008539.html Fri, 24 Mar 2017 11:53:38 +0000 Kid: Woah, you just blew my mind!
Teacher: That's not all I'll blow. High School
Pennsylvania

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We're So Vanilla We've Given Each Other Diabetes http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/008068.html Thu, 23 Mar 2017 11:52:15 +0000 Tall, pale, blonde girl: And Joe and I realized that we are both ridiculously tall, blonde and blue-eyed. So Aryan. We're basically Hitler's wet dream. Capitol Hill
Seattle, Washington Overheard by: Celessa

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For…Y'know…Clean-Up. http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/009959.html Wed, 22 Mar 2017 11:50:09 +0000 Girlfriend to boyfriend, handing him a Kleenex: Well, it's only half used! I expected to use the other half myself. Fairfax, Virginia

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That Explains the Radiation Suit http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/005827.html Tue, 21 Mar 2017 11:45:27 +0000 Greenpeace employee to college girl: Hey! Are you pro-environment?
College girl: No, sorry, post-apocalyptic. Chicago, Illinois Overheard by: rabbit

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Although I Do Like the Nightlife http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/001671.html Mon, 20 Mar 2017 11:42:56 +0000 Queer, when Bible-thumping lady splashes him with holy water: I’m a faggot, not a vampire. There’s a difference. San Luis Obispo Gay Pride Festival
San Francisco, California Overheard by: Rish

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…That She Stole from the Set Of Keeping Up with the Kardashians http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/009598.html Sun, 19 Mar 2017 11:38:36 +0000 Drunken bar patron: Seriously, she looks like she got shot in the face with a make-up gun set on whore. Iowa

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