Overheard Everywhere http://www.overheardeverywhere.com Mon, 22 May 2017 16:59:55 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.7.5 By Show Of Hands, Who'd Give Him the Money Without Hesitation? http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/005550.html Mon, 22 May 2017 16:59:55 +0000 Flamboyant black man to woman waiting at crosswalk: Oh, thank god for a sister! I need some money for the bus and I just know you'll help me out, little white barbie sister! Saint Louis, Missouri Overheard by: Margie

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…Well, Great to See You Again! http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/005042.html Sun, 21 May 2017 16:47:46 +0000 Girl: Didn't I lick maple syrup off you once?
Guy: I thought I licked maple syrup off you.
Girl: Really?
Guy: Wait, no. It was honey.
Girl: Oh, yeah. Honey. Norfolk, Virginia Overheard by: Olivia

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Monkeyholism’s Gonna Be the Next Big Zoo Scandal http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/000777.html Sat, 20 May 2017 16:44:54 +0000 Little girl, regarding orangutan holding his head like he has a headache: Why is he doing that, Mommy?
Mom: Because he had too many Daddy juices. http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/havent_had_a_serious_wtf_for_a.html Overheard by: I love hilarious reminders of our dysfunctional society

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…Well, This Has Been Fun. See You at Christmas! http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/008400.html Fri, 19 May 2017 16:41:33 +0000 Girl #1: Happy Easter! I love you!
Girl #2: Happy Easter! (pause) This is funny… We're both atheists. Jersey City, New Jersey

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It's the STD for the New Century http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/004493.html Thu, 18 May 2017 16:34:29 +0000 Guy #1: What? Barely legal girls are hot.
Guy #2: Barely lethal?
Guy #1: What?
Guy #2: What? Univeristy of Florida
Gainesville, Florida

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But I May Have Buttered My Ass and Come As a Parker House Roll http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/000052.html Wed, 17 May 2017 16:28:27 +0000 Chick: Do I know you from somewhere?
Dude: Uh… maybe?
Chick: Didn’t you come to my Halloween party dressed as the Pillsbury Doughboy?
Dude: No. http://overheardina2.blogspot.com/2007/01/happy-halloween.html

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Why Do People Keep Marrying Danny Bonaduce? http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/008893.html Tue, 16 May 2017 16:23:48 +0000 Guy on Bluetooth: They took the two most aggressive animals and bred them together. What did they think was going to happen? Oxford Valley Mall
Langhorne, Pennsylvania Overheard by: Tom

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Case in Point http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/004405.html Mon, 15 May 2017 16:15:06 +0000 Student: Well, sometimes you ask questions that have answers that might not be the answer you are looking for!
Professor: Are you calling me fat? Michigan State University, Michigan

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Just Really Effeminate Little Boys with Long, Flowing Hair http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/007686.html Sun, 14 May 2017 16:10:00 +0000 Mother, queuing at nativity play: Well, of course, she was disappointed to be a shepherd. I mean, children are smart these days. She knows full well there weren't any female shepherds back then. Milton Keynes
England

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Interestingly, Gay Recruiters Use the Same Argument http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/003876.html Sat, 13 May 2017 16:08:14 +0000 Drunk guy: Foreplay? What the fuck is that!? Edmonton
Canadia Overheard by: B_friendly

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