Overheard Everywhere2012-02-04T23:01:04Ztag:www.overheardeverywhere.com,2012://1Movable TypeCopyright (c) 2012, Overheard in New YorkStephen Suffers From Aphasians2012-02-04T23:01:04Z2012-02-04T23:00:00Ztag:www.overheardeverywhere.com,2012://1.97722012-02-04T23:00:00ZGirl to guy, after long moment of intense pondering: Yeah, I think Chinese accents are definitely funnier than mental illness.VancouverCanadiaOverheard by: Twinla Archnemekiss...joaquinjoaquin@disenoporteno.com
Girl to guy, after long moment of intense pondering: Yeah, I think Chinese accents are definitely funnier than mental illness.
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Life Was Much Simpler in College2012-02-04T17:01:03Z2012-02-04T17:00:00Ztag:www.overheardeverywhere.com,2012://1.97712012-02-04T17:00:00ZDude to friend, entering bar: Don't worry about a thing. We'll get you drunk, get you laid, and get you on a Fung Wah bus tomorrow morning.Near Boston University DormsBoston, MassachusettsOverheard by: Brian...joaquinjoaquin@disenoporteno.com
Dude to friend, entering bar: Don't worry about a thing. We'll get you drunk, get you laid, and get you on a Fung Wah bus tomorrow morning.
Near Boston University Dorms Boston, Massachusetts
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Some Episodes Of Top Chef Are a Total Horrorshow2012-02-04T11:01:05Z2012-02-04T11:00:00Ztag:www.overheardeverywhere.com,2012://1.97702012-02-04T11:00:00ZLoud guy: It's not even that I was bitten by zombies; it's that I fucking hate undercooked cauliflower.St. John'sNewfoundlandCanadiaOverheard by: Mel...joaquinjoaquin@disenoporteno.com
Loud guy: It's not even that I was bitten by zombies; it's that I fucking hate undercooked cauliflower.
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Turns Out It Was Both2012-02-04T10:47:08Z2012-02-04T05:00:00Ztag:www.overheardeverywhere.com,2012://1.97692012-02-04T05:00:00ZGuy on cell: Yeah, she kept on shouting out stuff in German. I didn't know if that meant she was about to come or if I was fucking her wrong.Leamington SpaEnglandOverheard by: Bleep...joaquinjoaquin@disenoporteno.com
Guy on cell: Yeah, she kept on shouting out stuff in German. I didn't know if that meant she was about to come or if I was fucking her wrong.
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I Bury My Pets in the Back Yard2012-02-04T10:47:35Z2012-02-03T23:00:00Ztag:www.overheardeverywhere.com,2012://1.97682012-02-03T23:00:00ZGirl on phone: She kept it. She didn't even donate it to Locks of Love, in case she ever goes bald.UCSanta Cruz, CaliforniaOverheard by: Tom...joaquinjoaquin@disenoporteno.com
Girl on phone: She kept it. She didn't even donate it to Locks of Love, in case she ever goes bald.
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If We Held Hands, We Could Power the Entire East Coast2012-02-04T10:47:35Z2012-02-03T17:00:00Ztag:www.overheardeverywhere.com,2012://1.97672012-02-03T17:00:00ZGangster teen #1: Man, why it gotta be so cold?Gangster teen #2: Yeah, what's up with that, yo? We black, we supposed to conduct heat or some shit.Millersville, Maryland...joaquinjoaquin@disenoporteno.com
Gangster teen #1: Man, why it gotta be so cold? Gangster teen #2: Yeah, what's up with that, yo? We black, we supposed to conduct heat or some shit.
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All Those Guys Care About Is Gastronomy!2012-02-04T10:47:35Z2012-02-03T11:00:00Ztag:www.overheardeverywhere.com,2012://1.97662012-02-03T11:00:00ZEnglish professor, discussing The Beauty and the Beast: What was his name? Gustav? Gaston? Whatever, he's French, to hell with him!University of LouisvilleLouisville, KentuckyOverheard by: Skye...joaquinjoaquin@disenoporteno.com
English professor, discussing The Beauty and the Beast: What was his name? Gustav? Gaston? Whatever, he's French, to hell with him!
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Have You Tried Giving God My Letter Of Recommendation?2012-02-04T10:47:35Z2012-02-03T05:00:00Ztag:www.overheardeverywhere.com,2012://1.97652012-02-03T05:00:00ZJewish boy to non-Jewish nanny: So, you've been working here for me for awhile... Are you Jewish yet?Nanny: Nope.Jewish boy, with deep sigh: There's still time.Brookline, MassachusettsOverheard by: S...joaquinjoaquin@disenoporteno.com
Jewish boy to non-Jewish nanny: So, you've been working here for me for awhile... Are you Jewish yet? Nanny: Nope. Jewish boy, with deep sigh: There's still time.
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...Hello?...Hello?...2012-02-04T10:47:36Z2012-02-02T23:00:00Ztag:www.overheardeverywhere.com,2012://1.97642012-02-02T23:00:00ZExasperated woman on cell: No, let me read you my confirmation number one more time: It's 'a' as in 'apple' then 'k' as in 'ku klux klan.'dcist.com...joaquinjoaquin@disenoporteno.com
Exasperated woman on cell: No, let me read you my confirmation number one more time: It's 'a' as in 'apple' then 'k' as in 'ku klux klan.'
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Hint, Hint.2012-02-04T10:47:36Z2012-02-02T17:00:00Ztag:www.overheardeverywhere.com,2012://1.97632012-02-02T17:00:00ZGuy #1: Man, it's too early. I'm so tired.Guy #2: I know, man. I'm so tired that if some dude just came up and raped me I wouldn't care, I'd be like "just hurry up and get it over with!"West...joaquinjoaquin@disenoporteno.com
Guy #1: Man, it's too early. I'm so tired. Guy #2: I know, man. I'm so tired that if some dude just came up and raped me I wouldn't care, I'd be like "just hurry up and get it over with!"
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Hilarious, But Horrible.2012-02-04T10:47:36Z2012-02-02T11:00:00Ztag:www.overheardeverywhere.com,2012://1.97622012-02-02T11:00:00ZGirl, to friend: Yeah, so I was in the middle of fucking him when she called... And I all I could say was, "you've got a friend in me..."Friend: You are a horrible person.Montclair, New JerseyOverheard by: CS...joaquinjoaquin@disenoporteno.com
Girl, to friend: Yeah, so I was in the middle of fucking him when she called... And I all I could say was, "you've got a friend in me..." Friend: You are a horrible person.
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Your Editors Prefer "Wide Gate to Paradise"2012-02-04T10:47:36Z2012-02-02T05:00:00Ztag:www.overheardeverywhere.com,2012://1.97612012-02-02T05:00:00ZGuy, about the word "vagina": It doesn't roll off the tongue.Girl: The British used the word "quim," which originated from the Welsh... It means a hollow or a valley. (pause) The valley between her legs.Guy: See, nobody wants a valley......joaquinjoaquin@disenoporteno.com
Guy, about the word "vagina": It doesn't roll off the tongue. Girl: The British used the word "quim," which originated from the Welsh... It means a hollow or a valley. (pause) The valley between her legs. Guy: See, nobody wants a valley... Shoulda just called it a slit. Girl, sarcastically: Or a hairline fracture.
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Denzel Only Works on Tuesdays, People.2012-02-04T10:47:36Z2012-02-01T23:00:00Ztag:www.overheardeverywhere.com,2012://1.97602012-02-01T23:00:00ZTrain operator: The middle door of the third car of this train will not take you to a magical fantasy land where you meet Denzel Washington. It will merely take you to Grovesnor, like every other door on this train.dcist.com...joaquinjoaquin@disenoporteno.com
Train operator: The middle door of the third car of this train will not take you to a magical fantasy land where you meet Denzel Washington. It will merely take you to Grovesnor, like every other door on this train.
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...Senator.2012-02-04T10:47:37Z2012-02-01T17:00:00Ztag:www.overheardeverywhere.com,2012://1.97592012-02-01T17:00:00ZYoung scruffy guy, shouting at grey-haired guy walking nervously away: I sucked your dick! Give me my five dollars!The MissionSan Francisco, California...joaquinjoaquin@disenoporteno.com
Young scruffy guy, shouting at grey-haired guy walking nervously away: I sucked your dick! Give me my five dollars!
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Friends Don't Let Friends Tutor Drunk2012-02-04T10:47:37Z2012-02-01T11:00:00Ztag:www.overheardeverywhere.com,2012://1.97582012-02-01T11:00:00ZGirl #1: I need you to help me with my English homework.Girl #2: Alright, what do you need help with?Girl #1: I still can't understand how you tell adjectives from adverbs.Girl #2: Adverbs end in -ly, like "quickly," "quietly," and...joaquinjoaquin@disenoporteno.com
Girl #1: I need you to help me with my English homework. Girl #2: Alright, what do you need help with? Girl #1: I still can't understand how you tell adjectives from adverbs. Girl #2: Adverbs end in -ly, like "quickly," "quietly," and "quantity."