Overheard Everywhere2010-09-03T17:01:05Ztag:www.overheardeverywhere.com,2010://1Movable TypeCopyright (c) 2010, Overheard in New YorkAlways Making Generalizations About Particular Groups2010-09-03T17:01:05Z2010-09-03T17:00:00Ztag:www.overheardeverywhere.com,2010://1.86372010-09-03T17:00:00ZCollege chick: Oh my god! Girls are, like, so racist.University of WashingtonSeattle, WashingtonOverheard by: Jackie...joaquinjoaquin@disenoporteno.com
College chick: Oh my god! Girls are, like, so racist.
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Or Wokker, Texas Ranger2010-09-03T11:01:06Z2010-09-03T11:00:00Ztag:www.overheardeverywhere.com,2010://1.86362010-09-03T11:00:00Zjoaquinjoaquin@disenoporteno.com
Student to friend: Of course meat and veggies on a plate aren't supposed to touch each other! If they were then they'd be called... Uh... Uh... Starsky and Hutch!
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At Least This Time We Hit Something Soft2010-09-03T10:47:00Z2010-09-03T05:00:00Ztag:www.overheardeverywhere.com,2010://1.86352010-09-03T05:00:00ZDrunk Canadian to another: I don't get it--every time we drink in the car, something bad happens.Charlottesville, VirginiaOverheard by: christine...joaquinjoaquin@disenoporteno.com
Drunk Canadian to another: I don't get it--every time we drink in the car, something bad happens.
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And I Thought Old Ladies Loved Tea.2010-09-03T10:48:29Z2010-09-02T23:00:00Ztag:www.overheardeverywhere.com,2010://1.86342010-09-02T23:00:00ZBicyclist: So I guess your grandma didn't like the joke about your balls.Rockland County, New York...joaquinjoaquin@disenoporteno.com
Bicyclist: So I guess your grandma didn't like the joke about your balls.
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A Stripper Is Born2010-09-03T10:49:49Z2010-09-02T17:00:00Ztag:www.overheardeverywhere.com,2010://1.86332010-09-02T17:00:00ZMiddle aged lady in hospital scrubs: It's a lot of fun and great exercise.Old toothless lady: I really admire you, I don't like to show off my fuzzy-fuzzy to just anyone.Middle aged lady: Yeah, well, I don't either, but like...joaquinjoaquin@disenoporteno.com
Middle aged lady in hospital scrubs: It's a lot of fun and great exercise. Old toothless lady: I really admire you, I don't like to show off my fuzzy-fuzzy to just anyone. Middle aged lady: Yeah, well, I don't either, but like I said: it's great exercise.
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And They Know2010-09-03T10:50:34Z2010-09-02T11:00:00Ztag:www.overheardeverywhere.com,2010://1.86322010-09-02T11:00:00ZTeen girl, incredulously: But you don't call a fattie "fat"!Teen guy: I know!AustraliaOverheard by: PCGoneWrong...joaquinjoaquin@disenoporteno.com
Teen girl, incredulously: But you don't call a fattie "fat"! Teen guy: I know!
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Then You Wonder Why He Becomes an Interior Decorator2010-09-03T10:50:57Z2010-09-02T05:00:00Ztag:www.overheardeverywhere.com,2010://1.86312010-09-02T05:00:00ZMom: No! We do not throw balls at people! Do not ever let me catch you throwing a ball!Toy StoreHouston, TexasOverheard by: huh?...joaquinjoaquin@disenoporteno.com
Mom: No! We do not throw balls at people! Do not ever let me catch you throwing a ball!
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Like I Did That Time You Asked Me Out2010-09-03T10:51:28Z2010-09-01T23:00:00Ztag:www.overheardeverywhere.com,2010://1.86302010-09-01T23:00:00ZEmo kid: Old people see me on the street with my bright pink hair and my studded collar and my eyeliner, and they hate me!Girl: If I was old and I saw you, I would just laugh.Amherst, MassachusettsOverheard by: shay...joaquinjoaquin@disenoporteno.com
Emo kid: Old people see me on the street with my bright pink hair and my studded collar and my eyeliner, and they hate me! Girl: If I was old and I saw you, I would just laugh.
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Now People Will Know We're Together2010-09-03T10:52:37Z2010-09-01T17:00:00Ztag:www.overheardeverywhere.com,2010://1.86292010-09-01T17:00:00ZObese little girl, singing: Where'd you get your body from? I got it from my mama! I got it from my mama!Really obese mother: Shhh!CharlestownNSWAustralia...joaquinjoaquin@disenoporteno.com
Obese little girl, singing: Where'd you get your body from? I got it from my mama! I got it from my mama! Really obese mother: Shhh!
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And We All Vomited Discreetly Into the Shrubbery2010-09-03T10:53:06Z2010-09-01T11:00:00Ztag:www.overheardeverywhere.com,2010://1.86282010-09-01T11:00:00ZGuy #1: Isn't there something wrong with getting smashed at a baby shower?Guy #2: Well, it wasn't exactly a kosher baby shower...VancouverCanadiaOverheard by: intheback...joaquinjoaquin@disenoporteno.com
Guy #1: Isn't there something wrong with getting smashed at a baby shower? Guy #2: Well, it wasn't exactly a kosher baby shower...
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The Right Is Soon-Yi2010-09-03T10:54:07Z2010-09-01T05:00:00Ztag:www.overheardeverywhere.com,2010://1.86272010-09-01T05:00:00ZGirl: My left toenail is totally MIA.Reading, Pennsylvania...joaquinjoaquin@disenoporteno.com
Girl: My left toenail is totally MIA.
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Though, to Be Fair, the Bicycle Had No Bell.2010-09-03T10:54:25Z2010-08-31T23:00:00Ztag:www.overheardeverywhere.com,2010://1.86262010-08-31T23:00:00ZGirl #1: My grandfather has won the Nobel Prize!Girl #2: Really?Girl #1: Yeah, he has one of those trophies in his bookshelf! Janitor, walking in: Are you sure it was the Nobel Prize?Girl #1: Yes, I am! Don't you believe...joaquinjoaquin@disenoporteno.com
Girl #1: My grandfather has won the Nobel Prize! Girl #2: Really? Girl #1: Yeah, he has one of those trophies in his bookshelf! Janitor, walking in: Are you sure it was the Nobel Prize? Girl #1: Yes, I am! Don't you believe me? I'm gonna call him and ask! (proceeds to call, hangs up sounding disappointed) Janitor: Well? Girl #1: Oh, it was not the Nobel Prize. It was only from a bicycle race.
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One Of the Perils Of Being Raised on AIM2010-09-03T10:55:22Z2010-08-31T17:00:00Ztag:www.overheardeverywhere.com,2010://1.86252010-08-31T17:00:00ZYoung guy on cell: Man, I don't know nobody by they real names, yo.Framingham, MassachusettsOverheard by: Shifty...joaquinjoaquin@disenoporteno.com
Young guy on cell: Man, I don't know nobody by they real names, yo.
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Christmas Has Come Early When We Get "Boobs" and "Mound" in the Same Quote.2010-09-03T10:55:53Z2010-08-31T11:00:00Ztag:www.overheardeverywhere.com,2010://1.86242010-08-31T11:00:00ZChesty girl, about failing pitcher: I've offered to go to the mound and show him my boobs. I just don't know what else I can do to support this team.Comerica ParkDetroit, Michigan...joaquinjoaquin@disenoporteno.com
Chesty girl, about failing pitcher: I've offered to go to the mound and show him my boobs. I just don't know what else I can do to support this team.
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Exactly.2010-09-03T10:56:12Z2010-08-31T05:00:00Ztag:www.overheardeverywhere.com,2010://1.86232010-08-31T05:00:00Z20-something girlfriend, pointing at "exit only--do not enter" sign: I should tattoo that on my butt.20-something boyfriend: But then you would be single.Lincoln ParkChicago, Illinois...joaquinjoaquin@disenoporteno.com
20-something girlfriend, pointing at "exit only--do not enter" sign: I should tattoo that on my butt. 20-something boyfriend: But then you would be single.