Overheard Everywhere2010-03-11T23:01:07Ztag:www.overheardeverywhere.com,2010://1Movable TypeCopyright (c) 2010, Overheard in New YorkBut I Still Adore Rosie Perez2010-03-11T23:01:07Z2010-03-11T23:00:00Ztag:www.overheardeverywhere.com,2010://1.79952010-03-11T23:00:00ZCollege guy: You know when you throw the egg at the pink dinosaur? You know that sound? That's what her accent sounds like.Macalester CollegeSt. Paul, Minnesota...joaquinjoaquin@disenoporteno.com
College guy: You know when you throw the egg at the pink dinosaur? You know that sound? That's what her accent sounds like.
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America, Encapsulated2010-03-11T17:01:04Z2010-03-11T17:00:00Ztag:www.overheardeverywhere.com,2010://1.79942010-03-11T17:00:00ZWoman #1: I love TGI Friday's, but if I could pick any local place to go for dinner tonight, I would pick Olive Garden.Woman #2: Oooh, good pick! What about Macaroni Grill?Woman #1: I love Macaroni Grill! But isn't it...joaquinjoaquin@disenoporteno.com
Woman #1: I love TGI Friday's, but if I could pick any local place to go for dinner tonight, I would pick Olive Garden. Woman #2: Oooh, good pick! What about Macaroni Grill? Woman #1: I love Macaroni Grill! But isn't it a little fancy for tonight? Woman #2: No, we can go change. Woman #1: Are you sure you're okay with driving in this city? Woman #2: Sure, it is okay. Woman #1: Maybe we should pray before we leave... you know, just in case. Woman #2: Great idea.
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"History in a Nutshell" Was the Most Popular Course at York2010-03-11T11:01:08Z2010-03-11T11:00:00Ztag:www.overheardeverywhere.com,2010://1.79932010-03-11T11:00:00ZGuy: Cause, like, Stalin was a pretty crazy dude, right?York UniversityTorontoCanadiaOverheard by: Just don't call me dude...joaquinjoaquin@disenoporteno.com
Guy: Cause, like, Stalin was a pretty crazy dude, right?
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What? You've Never Heard Of Rounding?2010-03-11T10:46:46Z2010-03-11T05:00:00Ztag:www.overheardeverywhere.com,2010://1.79922010-03-11T05:00:00ZYoung teenage girl to friend: $3.25 for a Rockstar? That's like, wait... (pauses for a few seconds) That's like five dollars.Tacoma MallWashingtonOverheard by: Not impressed by the math skills of today's youth....joaquinjoaquin@disenoporteno.com
Young teenage girl to friend: $3.25 for a Rockstar? That's like, wait... (pauses for a few seconds) That's like five dollars.
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Casting Agents Get More Like Pimps Every Day2010-03-11T10:47:10Z2010-03-10T23:00:00Ztag:www.overheardeverywhere.com,2010://1.79912010-03-10T23:00:00ZGirl on cell: Look, fine, then if you don't want Lucy Liu I'll hook you up with her sister. Then you can have two for one!Film ClassQueen's UniversityCanadiaOverheard by: Umm can I get in on that?...joaquinjoaquin@disenoporteno.com
Girl on cell: Look, fine, then if you don't want Lucy Liu I'll hook you up with her sister. Then you can have two for one!
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Their Evil Is More Insidious2010-03-11T10:47:10Z2010-03-10T17:00:00Ztag:www.overheardeverywhere.com,2010://1.79902010-03-10T17:00:00ZKid, watching glockenspiel chime: Look mommy, a witch!Mommy: No honey, that's a nun.http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/09/nun-bun.htmlOverheard by: natalie...joaquinjoaquin@disenoporteno.com
Kid, watching glockenspiel chime: Look mommy, a witch! Mommy: No honey, that's a nun.
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Thank Goodness I Got the Rollover Slut Plan2010-03-11T10:47:11Z2010-03-10T11:00:00Ztag:www.overheardeverywhere.com,2010://1.79892010-03-10T11:00:00ZCollege girl on cell: So, it's all good? Cause I'm just re-using the same guys over and over! My number doesn't go up!http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/396687245/only-one-of-us-is-fooled.htmlOverheard by: just eating my pizza...joaquinjoaquin@disenoporteno.com
College girl on cell: So, it's all good? Cause I'm just re-using the same guys over and over! My number doesn't go up!
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It's Bad Enough the Devil's After Me for That French Manicure2010-03-11T10:47:11Z2010-03-10T05:00:00Ztag:www.overheardeverywhere.com,2010://1.79882010-03-10T05:00:00ZImpassioned college girl: When will the gods stop punishing me for cutting my own bangs?!http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/397617658/when-you-get-it-right.htmlOverheard by: this too shall pass?...joaquinjoaquin@disenoporteno.com
Impassioned college girl: When will the gods stop punishing me for cutting my own bangs?!
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People Don't Know That Binky's Your Vagina2010-03-11T10:47:11Z2010-03-09T23:00:00Ztag:www.overheardeverywhere.com,2010://1.79872010-03-09T23:00:00ZMother: So, since I've drugged Binky this week, she hasn't made a single sound.Daughter: This conversation doesn't sound suspicious at all.ColesAustralia...joaquinjoaquin@disenoporteno.com
Mother: So, since I've drugged Binky this week, she hasn't made a single sound. Daughter: This conversation doesn't sound suspicious at all.
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NewsFlash: Hippie Child Lives in Oregon. Film at 11.2010-03-11T10:47:12Z2010-03-09T17:00:00Ztag:www.overheardeverywhere.com,2010://1.79862010-03-09T17:00:00ZPreschool teacher, helping girl go pee: Did you forget your underwear this morning?Preschool girl: No, I go commando all the time!Preschool in OregonOverheard by: Non-c...joaquinjoaquin@disenoporteno.com
Preschool teacher, helping girl go pee: Did you forget your underwear this morning? Preschool girl: No, I go commando all the time!
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So We Chased Her Out Of Town with Torches2010-03-11T10:47:12Z2010-03-09T11:00:00Ztag:www.overheardeverywhere.com,2010://1.79852010-03-09T11:00:00ZWoman to another: She washes her pickles in a dishwasher.Cub FoodsMinneapolis, Minneapolis...joaquinjoaquin@disenoporteno.com
Woman to another: She washes her pickles in a dishwasher.
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God Bless Chicago.2010-03-11T10:47:12Z2010-03-09T05:00:00Ztag:www.overheardeverywhere.com,2010://1.79842010-03-09T05:00:00ZTrain conductor: For those of you who had too much to drink, could you please wake up long enough to present your ticket?Chicago, Illinois...joaquinjoaquin@disenoporteno.com
Train conductor: For those of you who had too much to drink, could you please wake up long enough to present your ticket?
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Isn't That an Old Irish Drinking Song?2010-03-11T10:47:12Z2010-03-08T23:00:00Ztag:www.overheardeverywhere.com,2010://1.79832010-03-08T23:00:00ZNeal Patrick Harris lookalike: Okay, okay: no pickle dicks on Molly!Albuquerque, New Mexico...joaquinjoaquin@disenoporteno.com
Neal Patrick Harris lookalike: Okay, okay: no pickle dicks on Molly!
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I'm Almost Finished Whittling My Wooden Shoes!2010-03-11T10:47:12Z2010-03-08T17:00:00Ztag:www.overheardeverywhere.com,2010://1.79822010-03-08T17:00:00ZGuy to friend: So, this weekend I was going to go down to Chicago to riot, beat people up, and break shit, but I realized I would have missed my dutch class on Monday, so I thought it would be...joaquinjoaquin@disenoporteno.com
Guy to friend: So, this weekend I was going to go down to Chicago to riot, beat people up, and break shit, but I realized I would have missed my dutch class on Monday, so I thought it would be a bad idea.
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We Also Would Have Accepted "Cuban"2010-03-11T10:47:12Z2010-03-08T11:00:00Ztag:www.overheardeverywhere.com,2010://1.79812010-03-08T11:00:00ZTeen girl: What that thing that Frank Sinatra was? It starts with a "k"?Teen friend: A "crooner"?Girl: Yeah, that's it. A crooner.StarbucksOntarioCanadia...joaquinjoaquin@disenoporteno.com
Teen girl: What that thing that Frank Sinatra was? It starts with a "k"? Teen friend: A "crooner"? Girl: Yeah, that's it. A crooner.