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Monkeys and Vanilla Jews Are Fair Game
Bubblehead: Well, it's inhumane. I don't think they should keep them in cages... The, you know, what-do-they-call-em... kinky Jews.
Frat boy: Dumbass, they're kinkajous. It's a small, monkey-like animal, not a person.
Bubblehead: Oh. That's different, then.
Shout-out: overheardinphilly.blogspot.com
Overheard by: crankyprof
Categories: Animals | Bimbettes | Frat boy types | Jews | Overheard in Philly | Stupidity | Posted 2007-03-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Could I Get Some Thanks-a-Lots without Further Autobiography?
Girl Scout: Hey, you wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies? I'm gay!
Safeway
Gilroy, California
Categories: California | Kids | Sexuality | Posted 2007-03-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
But I Was Cleaning My Fist and It Went Off
12-year-old: It's my birthday! You said you would be nice to me today!
9-year-old sibling: No, I said I wouldn't hurt you today.
Washington, Illinois
Overheard by: Laura
Categories: Illinois | Should have used a condom | Siblings | Violence | Posted 2007-03-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Okay, What Is My Motivation Here?
Girl: I don't like to be licked out of context.
New Rez common room
Shout-out: www.overheardatmcgill.com
Categories: Chicks | Licking | Overheard at McGill | Posted 2007-03-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The Divine Messenger's Calling from Inside the House!
Girl #1: This package is anonymous... But how did they know I would find it here? And it looks like they printed out my applications for me!
Girl #2: Maybe you have a stalker.
Girl #1: Wouldn't that be so cool -- to have a stalker that never showed his face but always helped you out?
Girl #2: They have those.
Girl #1: They do?
Girl #2: Yeah, they're called angels.
Girl #2: True.
Tech center
Shout-out: overheardatthemecca.blogspot.com
Categories: Bimbettes | Overheard At The Mecca | Stupidity | Posted 2007-03-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The Saddest Words: 'It Might Have Been'
Asian chick: If I wasn't wearing underwear I definitely would have let him slide his hand up my butt.
Shout-out: overheardatcornell.blogspot.com
Overheard by: doug
But That's What the Virus Wants!
Obnoxious chick: ... And I was like, 'Yo, get your STD blood off my shoe! You lick it off!'
DRT bus
Whitby, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: freshman whisperer
I Have Standards -- I Just Don't Know What They Are
Blonde to friend: You know that guy I was going out with? He told me he was going out with me because he liked blondes, and I thought, 'I'm not a blonde,' but then I remembered I was... But that's not a good enough reason to go out with me.
National Art Gallery
Canberra
Australia
Overheard by: Dr Hackenbush
