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Well Obviously

Film professor: Apparently in the 1970s the devil came to earth with the intention of occupying small women.

Corvallis, Oregon

Overheard by: David


Categories: Fears | Oregon | Teachers | Threats | Weirdness | Zombies | Posted 2008-05-15 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Or "Freshmen"

Lit professor: Now, when we plant humans and they grow, we call those "zombies".

University of Mary Washington
Fredericksburg, Virginia


Categories: Class | Default | Education | Pop culture | Science | Teachers | Virginia | Words | Zombies | Posted 2008-04-09 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

He Doesn't Go Very Far In

Young fashionista #1: How do you stay so positive?
Young fashionista #2: Oh, you know, I just don't let the bad stuff in.
Young fashionista #1: What about Pedro?

São Paulo
Brazil


Overheard by: paparazzi


Categories: Brazil | Comebacks | Default | Hipsters | Office politics | Philosophy | Sex | Zombies | Posted 2008-03-24 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Ah, One of Those Parties

Drunk teen: ... Then it just turned into one zombie fellating the other zombie...

Wisconsin


Categories: BJs | Drunks | Wisconsin | Zombies | Posted 2007-04-03 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook