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Smart Travelers Postpone That Recognition As Long As Possible

Pilot over loudspeaker: It's 40 degrees outside and sunny, and we will be landing shortly. Welcome to... Where are we? Oh. Philadelphia! Welcome to Philadelphia!

Flight over Pennsylvania

Overheard by: And he's flying this plane?

But, More Importantly, Why Is Your Subway Outside?

Guy with luggage: What's the temperature tonight?
Guy without luggage: Two.
Guy with luggage: Two? Two! Why the fuck do people live here!?

Brown Line
Chicago, Illinois


Categories: Default | Guys | Illinois | Questions | Tourists | Train | Weather | Posted 2008-06-06 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

At Least You Have Your Priorities Straight

Ten-year-old boy: You know what I would have if I could have four wishes?
Big sister: I don't know. What?
Ten-year-old boy: One: no drought in Georgia; Two: no global warming; Three: world peace; Four: a Komodo dragon that is really nice and fun to play with, is a vegetarian, lives forever and can grant eternal life.

Druid Hills, Atlanta

Overheard by: Miranda


Categories: Animals | Compliments | Food | Geography | Georgia | Girls | Guys | Kids | Magic | Questions | Siblings | Threats | Tweens | US Geography | Weather | Wishes | Posted 2008-05-27 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Racist? You Decide!

Daughter: It's like... I didn't see any Mexicans around for months, and then today, I've seen so many!
Father: Well, it got warm.

Cool Springs Mall
Franklin, Tennessee


Overheard by: Haha, what?


Categories: Dads | Default | Geography | Girls | Gripes | Tennessee | Weather | Posted 2008-03-26 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

That's What Bothers You about Living in Texas?

Astronomy teacher, about weather inhibiting lunar eclipse viewing: Well, NASA's here, so Houston's still cool.
Student #1: Yeah, but not cool enough to have an H&M...
Student #2: Yeah, I know!
Student #1: This really bothers me...

High school
Houston, Texas


Categories: Default | Gripes | School [Elem., Middle, & High] | Science | Students | Teachers | Texas | Weather | Posted 2008-03-08 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

If the Lifetime Channel Began Programming for Men

Guy #1: So, it's cold outside -- should we take the underground tunnel?
Guy #2: I dunno... It's kind of sketchy down there. Don't blame me if we get raped by a gang of chimpanzees.

Montreal
Canadia


Categories: Advice | Animals | Canadia | Default | Gripes | Guys | Weather | Posted 2008-03-02 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Has He Given You a Satisfactory Answer to That Question?

Thugette, into phone: How it gon' be warm one day, rain the next, and freezin' the next?
Asian guy: It's called a cold front. Take a science class.
Thugette: I don't need no science, nigga! I got God!

Millersville University
Millersville, Pennsylvania

At Least, Last Time I Dug Up Her Grave and Checked...

Guy: Man, it's hotter than my mother-in-law back in '79. She's not hot no more.

Harvest Foods
Little Rock, Arkansas


Categories: Arkansas | Guys | Weather | Posted 2007-11-21 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Speaking of My Relationship with the DEA...

Professor, as it snows out of season: If I wanted to see white powder this time of year, I'd buy some fucking cocaine! Not that I've ever bought drugs... But if I did, the statute of limitations has long passed... Okay, let's talk about bribery!

Shout-out: overheardinlawschool.blogspot.com

Overheard by: legal lush


Categories: Drugs | Overheard in Law School | Teachers | Weather | Posted 2007-08-06 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Everybody Knows God's White and Has No Rhythm

Girl #1: Is that hail?
Girl #2, looking out window: No, it's just some guys stepping.
Girl #1: Oh. I was wondering why the hail had a beat.

Mississippi University for Women
Columbus, Mississippi


Categories: Bimbettes | Mississippi | Weather | Posted 2007-07-28 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

It's Like the Inside of a Man's Mind in There

Sexy girl: My roommate keeps the room temp at, like, tropical. It gets so hot in there it gets hazy! It's a good thing she doesn't care about nudity, because the only way I survive in that room is to walk around naked.

High Point, North Carolina


Categories: Chicks | North Carolina | Weather | Posted 2007-05-19 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Apparently I've Never Experienced 115 Degree Heat

Freshman girl: It's so much better when it's cold than it is when it's warm -- all you can do when it's 115 degrees out is sit around and air out your vagina flaps!

Shout-out: overheardatcornell.blogspot.com

Overheard by: broyhaha


Categories: Overheard at Cornell | Students | Vagina | Weather | Posted 2007-03-25 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook