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Herman Cain's a Busy Man These Days
Guy in tire store uniform: I don't have time to walk through this whole store. Just point me to the scooters and the black barbies.
Toys "R" Us
St. Petersburg, Florida
Overheard by: got got got no time either
Categories: Employees | Florida | Time Management | Toys | Weirdness | Posted 2011-07-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
As My Mom Used to Say to Us When We Were Little Kids
Boy #1: Why do you have all your stuff with you?
Boy #2, carrying oversized bag of athletic equipment: I have class at 3:50, then I have to ride straight over to practice.
Boy #1: Oh, that sucks.
Boy #2: Well, it could be worse. I could have syphilis.
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: lilly
Categories: Guys | Maladies | Overheard in PDX | Questions | Time Management | Posted 2011-05-20 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
It Was, Like, a Religious Experience
Very drunk girl, loudly and excitedly: That was the longest pee I ever did! Like seriously, I went into the bathroom and started peeing. Gavin came in, washed his hands, then left, and I was still peeing!
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: Mandy
Categories: Canadia | Drunks | Pee | Stupidity | Time Management | Posted 2011-04-02 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Which I'm Totally Doing in My Heart.
Tube train announcer: We're just waiting for a platform to come free at the next station. Thank you for your patience.
Small boy, thoughtfully: They don't *know* that we're being patient. We could all be banging on the windows and screaming.
Tube
London
England
Overheard by: Matt W
Categories: Glad the condom broke | Kids | Time Management | Train | Violence | Posted 2010-10-30 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Is It or Is It Not the High Holy Days?
Boy #1: Dude, you know what the best time to get high would be? Right before temple.
Boy #2: No, dude, it's Yom Kippur. You'll be so hungry...
Private High School
New York, New York
Overheard by: so many things wrong with this
Categories: Drugs | Guys | Jews | New York | Questions | Religion | School [Elem., Middle, & High] | Time Management | Posted 2010-09-30 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
...As My Grandma Knitted on a Little Pillow.
Girl: First, string cheese. Then masturbation!
Saint Peter's College
New Jersey
Categories: Colleges & Universities | Food | Girls | Masturbation | New Jersey | Time Management | Posted 2010-09-30 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
With This Little Thing?
30-something male student to teacher: I keep having sex with these girls, and I go for 30 minutes... or sometimes and hour. They don't come. What's wrong with me? What's wrong with them?
Female professor, confidently: It sounds like you're rubbing 'em raw!
Community College
Tulsa, Oklahoma
Categories: Colleges & Universities | Oklahoma | Orgasm | Questions | Sex | Students | Teachers | Time Management | Posted 2010-08-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Smart Money Says This Is a Tip Enhancement Strategy
Taxi dispatcher: Yeah, take your time. No need to kill yourself.
Taxi driver: One more reason not to kill myself. Copy.
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Overheard by: Claiborne
Categories: Coworkers | Minnesota | Murder | Time Management | Weirdness | Posted 2010-08-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Grasshoppers Always Think They're Cooler Than Ants
20-something suit: They act like they are advancing and getting ahead just because they are always on time. I said "whatever, I'm still cooler than you."
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: An overachiever
Categories: Compare and contrast | Illinois | Suits | Time Management | Posted 2010-08-02 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Get Me Some Of That Time-Travel Pussy
Law student: I can't wait for the future, man... I'm going to specialize in time travel law!
St. Paul, Minnesota
Overheard by: Minneapolitan
Categories: Education | Minnesota | Students | Time Management | Posted 2010-07-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
A Girl Who Wears Her Thong As a Headband Has No Shame
Girl: She came in at 5:30 in the morning. Is she like trying to beat the walk of shame rush?
University of Florida
Categories: Colleges & Universities | Florida | Girls | Questions | Time Management | Posted 2010-06-27 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
One Of Those Rare Days When the Sun Comes Out
Half-naked girl to clothed passerby: Whassup? It's just one of those days.
Clothed passerby: I hear ya.
Eugene, Oregon
We Blame Sex & the City for This Conversation
Fun date #1: I hate it when guys want to cum on your face every time.
Fun date #2: Yeah, it gets in your eyes.
Fun date #1: And in your hair.
Fun date #3: Once in a while is okay, but not every time.
Outside Coffee Shop
Harrisonburg, Virginia
Overheard by: browny
Categories: Bars & Clubs | Body parts | Cum | Friends | Gripes | Time Management | Virginia | Weirdness | Wishes | Posted 2010-05-30 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
SpongeBob? Absolutely.
Ghetto girl on phone, angrily: Yeah, well, I bet he's just lollygagging somewhere with his grandma!
22 Bus
Boston, Massachusetts
Categories: Family ties | Girls | Massachusetts | On the phone | Time Management | Posted 2010-05-28 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
It's the First Thing I Can Remember
Young teen girl: So he fucked both your mums, and that's how you two are related?
Boy #1: Yeah.
Boy #2: But he didn't start fucking my mum till after she had me.
Bus
Wollongong
Australia
Overheard by: definately not related
Categories: Australia | Bus | Family ties | Questions | Sex | Teens | Time Management | Posted 2010-05-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Best. Reality Competition. Ever.
19-year-old girl on phone in dorm: I have two weeks to have children. I only have one egg left!
Ann Arbor, Michigan
Categories: Girls | Health & Hygiene | Michigan | On the phone | Pregnancy | Time Management | Weirdness | Posted 2010-05-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
...Oh Shoot, I Ruined the Surprise.
Young lady with English accent, on cell: I told you I was going to be home in 15 minutes. (pause) I'm going to kill you. I'm going to stab you in the eye with a fork.
Chico, California
Overheard by: xfleshxwoundx
Categories: California | Foreigners | On the phone | Threats | Time Management | Violence | Posted 2010-04-01 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Apparently Ending Sentences with Prepositions Is Not on That List.
Amnesty International worker: Do you guys have a minute to help end violence against women?
Dude #1: I'm Cambridge's one registered Republican. Do you have a minute to talk about the things I don't have a minute for?
Dude #2: Burn!
Harvard Square
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Categories: Assholes | Comebacks | Guys | Massachusetts | Time Management | Posted 2010-03-16 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I'm Almost Finished Whittling My Wooden Shoes!
Guy to friend: So, this weekend I was going to go down to Chicago to riot, beat people up, and break shit, but I realized I would have missed my dutch class on Monday, so I thought it would be a bad idea.
Shout-out: feeds.feedburner.com
Overheard by: shiggity shaft
Categories: Guys | Overheard in Minneapolis | Time Management | Violence | Posted 2010-03-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Building the Giant Freeze-Ray Will Probably Take Most Of the Morning
20-something man: Oh, man, we've got a really full day tomorrow. We have to freeze all that tomato sauce we made.
Shout-out: feeds.feedburner.com
Overheard by: Jon
Categories: Food | Guys | Jobs & Careers | Overheard in Minneapolis | Time Management | Posted 2010-03-06 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
...After Faking Your Orgasm
Guy with cigarette: I have to go home to my girlfriend.
Friend: Just fuck her for ten minutes and then meet me in the bar.
Munich
Germany
Overheard by: How romantic...
Categories: Germany | Guys | Sex | Time Management | Posted 2010-03-05 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Stupid International Date Line
Girl: Okay, let's catch up on Tuesday. Oh, wait, when's Tuesday?
Jakarta
Indonesia
Categories: Asia | Girls | Stupidity | Time Management | Posted 2010-02-26 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Don't Just Hate Myself, I Hate Who I Aspire to Be
Girl, covering hair: I have kinky hair (pause), kinky, kinky hair (pause), and I spent so long yesterday making it straight.
Lancaster County, Pennsylvania
Categories: Beauty | Girls | Hair | Pennsylvania | Time Management | Posted 2010-02-24 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
It's 2:58 -- Give Him a Little Credit.
Girl on cell in empty hall: So how long do you want to have sex with your boyfriend? Until, like 3:00?
Temple University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Categories: Colleges & Universities | Girls | Infidelity | On the phone | Pennsylvania | Questions | Sex | Time Management | Posted 2010-02-13 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Just Killing Time Before the Dance Party in the Romance Languages Section
Brunette: So, are you gonna get some studying done?
Blonde: No, not really...
Brunette: So, you're here just to kill time?
Blonde: Yeah, to play.
Baillieu Library
University of Melbourne
Australia
Categories: Australia | Colleges & Universities | Education | Girls | Time Management | Posted 2010-01-29 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Men's Intuition
Guy: That dude's gonna get a blowjob in 20 minutes.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Categories: BJs | Guys | Pennsylvania | Time Management | Posted 2010-01-27 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
In That It's Entirely Made Up
Guy #1: My boss, who's a Shaolin monk, told me if I saved his school, he'd pay off my loans. He was like "I pay off 1.5 million dollar debt!" and then, for a while, I was dealing with the Russian mafia, so I've been pretty busy.
Guy #2: Man... Your life is like a movie. It's like Karate Kid 15 or something.
Tulane University
New Orleans, Louisiana
Overheard by: iwouldtotallywatchthatmovie
Categories: Buddhism | Colleges & Universities | Crimes | Guys | Jobs & Careers | Louisiana | Money | Movies | Time Management | Posted 2010-01-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Which Explains Our 1980's Haircuts
Sophomore #1: I mean, I don't really keep up with current events that much.
Sophomore #2: You need watch the news. Seriously. It's the twentieth century.
High School
Kentucky
Overheard by: Oh, high school
Categories: Advice | Girls | Kentucky | School [Elem., Middle, & High] | Stupidity | Time Management | Posted 2010-01-15 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Dropping Off Her Kids Again?
Older woman on phone: June* is in jail right now, but she'll be into work a little later.
Shout-out: feeds.feedburner.com
Overheard by: o_o
Categories: Crimes | Jobs & Careers | Old folks | On the phone | Overheard in Minneapolis | Time Management | Women | Posted 2010-01-10 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
But I'll Ask That the Contract Be Written on Recycled Paper
Greenpeace canvasser: Hey! Want to save some trees?
Lady: I don't have time right now. I have to go get rid of a man by divorcing him.
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Deana
Categories: Illinois | Questions | Relationships | Strangers | Time Management | Women | Posted 2010-01-10 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Some Of Your Editors Are Doing Stupid Things Right Now
College boy #1: Hey, man, thanks for getting me out of that skiing trip.
College boy #2: No problem. Pretty girls have made me do stupid things before. In fact, I bet pretty girls make me do stupid things in the future, too. Probably tonight, or tomorrow...
University of Ottawa
Canadia
Overheard by: not a college student yet
Categories: Beauty | Canadia | Colleges & Universities | Frat boy types | Stupidity | Time Management | Posted 2010-01-02 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Don't Hold Your Breath Waiting for Divine Fireworks, Ma'am
Girl: December 27th, plenty of time to fuck someone for New Year's.
Crazy lady: I didn't hear that! I'm a Pentacostal! That's blasphemy!
Gainesville, Florida
Though Every Drunken Brawl Is Like a Snowflake.
Female college student: My new thing is going to bed at a decent time when I have class in the morning.
20-something college dropout: My new thing is binge drinking every day. But I guess that's not really new.
Shout-out: feeds.feedburner.com
Overheard by: passing out at a decent hour
Categories: Comebacks | Compare and contrast | Drinking & drunks | Education | Overheard in Minneapolis | Students | Time Management | Posted 2009-12-10 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
And, If You're at All Interested, Napoleon's in the Supply Closet.
Employee #1: It's been such a slow day. I feel like I've been here forever.
Employee #2: I know, right?
Employee #1: How about you? Today been slow for you too?
Employee #3: Nope. I discovered time travel.
Hardware Store
Agoura Hills, California
Categories: California | Compare and contrast | Employees | Feelings | Jobs & Careers | Stores | Time Management | Weirdness | Posted 2009-12-01 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Or Does China Have All the Time?
Drunk gamer #1, about Warhawk: Those Japanese were amazing!
Drunk gamer #2: But you know, in Japan there's so many people, and so much time.
Boulder, Colorado
Categories: Colorado | Compare and contrast | Drunks | Games | Stupidity | Time Management | Posted 2009-11-09 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
You Never Know Which One Will Be Your Last One
Drunk young girl: Whatever. She could have had sex whenever she wanted.
Drunk mother: Well, she's beat you by a few years!
Drunk grandmother: I haven't had sex in such a long time.
The Keg
Vancouver
Canadia
Categories: Canadia | Drunks | Family | Family ties | Moms | Parenting | Sex | Time Management | Wishes | Posted 2009-10-10 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
...After You Told Me If We Don't Have Sex, the Terrorists Win.
20-something gal: Can you believe September 11th was eight years ago?
20-something guy: Really? That long? Yeah, I guess it's true.
20-something gal: A lot's changed since then. We've both lost our virginity.
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Will S.
It's Vital to Be Clear About Which Classes You're Cutting
Biology professor, a month into school: You have an exam next Monday... I mean Tuesday. Next Tuesday. (chuckle) You don't have this class on Mondays.
Really blonde girl in the back: Wait! We don't?!
Blinn College
Brenham, Texas
Overheard by: Face Palm
Why Else Go to College?
Frat guy, after taking a hit from a blunt and smoking a cigarette: I feel like I spend the majority of my day inhaling something.
University of Wisconsin
Madison, Wisconsin
Categories: Colleges & Universities | Drugs | Frat boy types | Smoking | Time Management | Wisconsin | Posted 2009-09-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Yet You Divorced Your Third Husband for Peeing in Your Shoes?
Woman on cell: I've been through many husbands, but the dog has been with me for 14 years! Men can be replaced but the dog stays!
Bellingham, Washington
Overheard by: sara
Categories: Animals | Compare and contrast | Feelings | On the phone | Relationships | Time Management | Washington | Women | Posted 2009-09-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
...And Did the Kangaroo See His Shadow or Not?
Teen boy: What month is it now? Like... spring or something, right?
Teen girl: Nah, I think it's still winter. Cause it's August.
Teen boy: Really? I swear winter ended, like, two weeks ago, ay.
Teen girl: Oh... maybe...
Teen boy: Yeah. So what is it now? Spring? Or autumn? Or winter?
Australia
Um, Congratulations?
20-something guy: Dude, I have been waiting four to five years for this boner.
Medford, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Neme
Categories: Erections | Guys | Massachusetts | Time Management | Weirdness | Posted 2009-09-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
What?? It's Not Like I Told Them About Your Giant, Hammy Thighs.
Little girl in next stall: But what if Old Faithful starts going while we're not out there?
Girl's mother: Well, you'll have to pee really quickly so mommy can pee and then we can go.
Little girl: But you take a long time to pee.
Mother: Yes, I know.
(pause)
Little girl: You take a long time to pee.
Mother: Well, thank you for announcing that to the entire bathroom.
Restroom, Old Faithful Inn
Yellowstone National Park, Wyoming
Categories: Kids | Moms | Parenting | Pee | Restroom | Should have used a condom | Time Management | Wyoming | Posted 2009-09-03 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Sorry, the Windows OS Makes Me Crabby.
Dude: That's why I love Macs, install windows XP and it's like (snaps fingers) twenty minutes and you're done.
Dude #2: That's not good! That's like saying (snaps his fingers) you've got VD!
Canadia
Categories: Canadia | Compare and contrast | Guys | STDs | Technology | Time Management | Posted 2009-08-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Australian Law Forbids Weekend Mourning
Teen girl #1: I think we need to get her a rebound guy.
Teen girl #2: Don't you think it's a bit soon? Paul died like two weeks ago.
Teen girl #1: Hmm. I guess. (pause) Maybe just for weekends then?
Teen girl #2: Yeah, okay.
Bus Stop
Brisbane
Australia
Overheard by: cara
Categories: Australia | Bus | Death & dying | Feelings | Girls | Questions | Relationships | Stupidity | Teens | Time Management | Posted 2009-08-19 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
You're Wearing a Nametag.
Chick, approaching yuppie guy: Hey I haven't seen you since...
Yuppie guy: Since I nailed you in the high school bathroom! Four... five years ago, right Jen?
Chick: No, that wasn't me. But thanks for remembering my name!
Bar
Nebraska
Overheard by: allie
Categories: Bars & Clubs | Chicks | Education | Names | Nebraska | Questions | Sex | Time Management | Yuppies | Posted 2009-08-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
It's Kind Of Required in San Jose
Slacker student boy, after teacher has announced half the class will have to take summer school: Yeah! Summer school!
Serious student girl: What's so great about summer school?
Slacker student boy: You get to get out earlier and you can do all sorts of shit without getting in trouble.
(serious student girl rolls eyes and shakes head)
Slacker student boy: Why don't you like summer school?
Serious student girl: I don't find the idea of waking up early through the summer appealing.
Slacker student boy: Have you ever had summer school?
Serious student girl: No, and I don't plan on doing so.
Slacker student boy: Don't be so sure of that, because one day you're going to start doing drugs.
San Jose, California
Overheard by: inoursecrets
Categories: California | Drugs | Education | Questions | Students | Time Management | Posted 2009-08-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
That Early-Morning Orgy Totally Messed with My Schedule
Underage girl, at 6 pm: Man, I knew I should've started drinking at 2!
Glengarry Highland Games
Canadia
Overheard by: is it that boring?
Categories: Canadia | Drinking & drunks | Teens | Time Management | Posted 2009-08-10 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
With Sex, You Either Have a Good Time or a Good Story to Tell
Teenage girl: Yeah, he just couldn't orgasm! I spent like three hours on that shit, and after about an hour I was so thirsty I wanted to say "hold up, I'm gonna go get a big gulp." (friend bursts into laughter)
Birmingham, Alabama
Can I Get a High Five? Anybody? Anybody?
Man with sons and wife: We made good time. Only took an hour.
Wife, getting angry: Would you stop letting people know how ignorant you really are?
Man: So what? We did the Louvre in 45 minutes.
Reina Sofia Museum
Madrid
Spain
Overheard by: amy abes
Categories: Comebacks | Family | Family ties | Insults | Questions | Spain | Stupidity | Time Management | Posted 2009-07-24 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
In Hindsight, the Bible Could Have Been a Lot Worse
Young teenage girl with pink furry boots, rainbow hair, and seven facial piercings: Hey, if you were god, what would you do?
Young teenage boy with shaggy hair, acne, and a little boy face: I'd kill my foster parents.
Young teenage girl, totally ignoring her friend's response: I would totally make the world flat, so we could travel just by folding it in half. Imagine how much time and money I would save everyone!
Packed Train during Rush Hour
Calgary, Alberta
Canadia
Some People's Dirty Talk Should Be Confined to the Bedroom
Girl on cell: I have midterms! I don't have time to go to the fat lady with the lollipop! (pause) Buh-bye.
Roosevelt University
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: morgz
Categories: Candy | Education | Girls | Illinois | On the phone | Time Management | Weirdness | Posted 2009-07-13 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Read It in This Travel Brochure
Girl: All you Boston niggaz suck, ya'll pussies be leaving the party at two.
Guy: Cause niggaz get shot at three.
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Sam
Categories: Girls | Guys | Insults | Massachusetts | Murder | Time Management | Posted 2009-07-10 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I'd Pay My Bills Anyway, Sweetie
Woman: If Jesus isn't coming back this week, I just know it's going to be this month.
Edwardsville, Illinois
Categories: Illinois | Jesus | Time Management | Women | Posted 2009-07-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Yet You Know When Jennifer Aniston Changes Her Hair Color?
Mexican drag queen hosting a show: It's St. Patrick's day tomorrow...
Crowd: It's today!
Mexican drag queen: Is it tonight? I never know these things, I don't watch the news!
Gay Bar
Toronto
Canadia
Categories: Bars & Clubs | Canadia | Latinos | Queers | Strangers | Stupidity | TV shows | Time Management | Posted 2009-06-22 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Shouldn't There Be an IQ Prerequisite?
Woman: So when are you guys riding?
Man #1: Three weekends from now, or maybe a month...
Woman: Isn't it too cold outside to ride motorcycles?
Man #2: Not if you're drunk!
Downingtown, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Crys
Categories: Default | Drinking & drunks | Guys | Pennsylvania | Questions | Stupidity | Time Management | Weather | Women | Posted 2009-05-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Yeah, I've Been Making Guacamole All Night Long
Hungover conference attendee: Ugh, it's early.
Appalled conference attendee, scooting chair away: You smell like a dead hooker covered in alcoholic bum piss. And avocado.
Conference Center
Las Vegas, Nevada
Categories: Death & dying | Default | Drinking & drunks | Nevada | Pee | People | Time Management | Posted 2009-04-14 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Dear Gays and Lesbians-- Sure You Want This?
Sexy businesswoman on cell: No, I'll be here at the office for at least four or five more hours, honey. Love you. Bye. (sits down at bar next to young man and rubs his crotch) Husband's taken care of.
Circle Centre Mall
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: Shatmandu
Categories: Default | Indiana | Infidelity | Jobs & Careers | Lies | Malls | On the phone | Suits | Time Management | Women | Posted 2008-12-07 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
In the Glow of the Aurora Borealis
Girl: I saw two penises on Saturday.
Outside Airport, Yellowknife
Northwest Territories
Canadia
Categories: Airports & flights | Canadia | Default | Girls | Penis | Sexuality | Time Management | Posted 2008-12-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
A Valid Alternate Plan.
Mother: What time do you need to get up tomorrow?
Teen daughter: 8.30.
Mother: Well, I'm going to be leaving a little before that.
Teen daughter, offhandedly: "Wake me up/before you go-go."
Mother: I will kill you.
Aurora, Colorado
Tuesday's Dingleberry-Pulling Day
Very large gross woman: So, I'm gonna need a serious douching when I get home.
Friend: It's Tuesday.
Shout-out: feeds.feedburner.com
Overheard by: threw up in his mouth
Categories: Default | Douching | Friends | Overheard in Minneapolis | Time Management | Weirdness | Women | Posted 2008-11-28 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Meet Gov. Palin's Younger Kids
Third grader #1, pushing empty kiddie swing: I'm practicing pushing my baby.
Third grader #2: Why? You're not going to have a baby for like 55 years.
Third grader #1: But it's good to know how, just in case.
Mount Vernon, New York
In This Month's Cosmo: "How to Get Guys to Watch Chick Flicks"
Girl: Yeah, but he has a really nice penis. I like to play with it while we watch movies.
overheardattcnj.blogspot.com
Overheard by: Overheard at TCNJ
Categories: Beauty | Compliments | Default | Girls | Movies | Other sites | Penis | Time Management | Posted 2008-11-24 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
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Maternity nurse to nursing students: I mean, how many fingers do I want in my vagina in twelve hours?
Clinton Township, Michigan
Maybe I Should've Selected a Photo Where I Wasn't Holding a Beer-Bong?
Guy: So they sent me something saying they had received my application and said it would take six to eight weeks. I got a rejection letter the next day. Bitchbags.
Wake Forest University
Winston-Salem, North Carolina
Categories: Colleges & Universities | Compare and contrast | Default | Education | Guys | Insults | North Carolina | Time Management | Posted 2008-11-13 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Practically the Only Thing in Ottawa You Haven't Done
Slutty teen in very short skirt (yelling): Yo,what time is it?
Drunk passerby : (shows watch on wrist)
Slutty teen (indignantly): Like, I don't do analogue, bitch!
Ottawa
Canadia
Categories: Canadia | Default | Drunks | Insults | Questions | Strangers | Technology | Teens | Time Management | Posted 2008-11-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
They're Working Their Way Up to Their Heroin Midterms
Dude to chick: It's the first day of class--let's get wasted! (both hi five)
Maryland Institute College of Art
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: widget
Categories: Colleges & Universities | Default | Education | Girls | Guys | Maryland | Time Management | Posted 2008-11-10 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Long to Feel the Pleasant Tingle of Arthritis
(at 4:30 pm)
College girl #1: Well, we could go get dinner now, but it's really early for that.
College guy: Well, it's not too early if you are old.
College girl #2: Yeah, they always start rolling into the restaurant about this time.
College girl #1: Really? I can't wait to be old!
Shout-out: feeds.feedburner.com
Overheard by: I'm not in that big of a rush
Categories: Age and ageing | Default | Food | Frat boy types | Girls | Guys | Overheard in Minneapolis | Sorority types | Students | Time Management | Wishes | Posted 2008-11-03 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Roseanne Barr: The Flight Attendant Years
Angry suit: When is this plane going to take off? I have a very important meeting to get to!
Flight attendant: The incoming plane is delayed, sir, there's nothing we can do at the moment.
Angry suit: Well, are you going to make arrangements for me to get on another flight? This is urgent! Do you know who I am?
Flight attendant (over loudspeaker): Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, there is a gentleman at the desk who does not know who he is. If anyone has any information about his identity, please come forward.
Midway Airport
Chicago, Illinois
Categories: Airports & flights | Bragging | Default | Flight attendants | Illinois | Offers and requests | Questions | Suits | Time Management | Posted 2008-11-02 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
In the Beverage Museum Hospitality Room
Guy #1: That Coke you're drinking is about three years old.
Guy #2: (spits out soda)
Guy #1: And that beer's at least eight years old.
Guy #2: What are you running here? A beverage museum?
Chicago, Illinois
Categories: Default | Drinking & drunks | Guys | Illinois | Questions | Time Management | Weirdness | Posted 2008-10-31 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
They Were All Cured by Evangelicals
Bimbette, staring at Gay-Straight Alliance meeting sign: Oh my god, the gay thing was *so* five years ago.
Troy High School
Fullerton, California
Categories: Bimbettes | California | Default | School [Elem., Middle, & High] | Sexuality | Stupidity | Time Management | Words | Posted 2008-10-24 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
But I Thought I Was Your Main Squeeze?
20-something daughter: Mom, can you hand me the scissors?
Mom: Not right now, I'm doing Kegels.
Shout-out: feeds.feedburner.com
Overheard by: tara
Categories: Default | Girls | Kids | Moms | Offers and requests | Overheard in Minneapolis | Questions | Time Management | Posted 2008-10-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Takes a Talented Lady to Do Those Simultaneously
Girl: All she does is walk around and get knocked up.
Parking Garage
Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Overheard by: hhmm...
Categories: Default | Florida | Girls | Time Management | Weirdness | Posted 2008-10-19 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The Wastebasket?
Professor: We're so obsessed about wasting time. But where does the time go when it's wasted?
San Diego, California
Categories: California | Default | Philosophy | Questions | Teachers | Time Management | Posted 2008-10-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
You'll Notice That Your Test Booklets Come Equipped with Condoms and Lube
Teacher: Okay, so the online quiz is up. You have a week to complete it, in your own time. I suggest, even encourage, you to bring your laptops and get together with your friends and have an "online quiz party". Last year we had students throwing "online quiz orgies" but that's another story.
Griffith University
Australia
Categories: Advice | Australia | Colleges & Universities | Default | Education | Sexuality | Teachers | Time Management | Posted 2008-10-09 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Next Time She'll Sing The Beatles' "Ticket to Ride"
College girl: Can I have one ticket for the midnight train, going anywhere?
Ticket vendor: (blank stare)
College girl: Not so funny out loud as it is in my head, huh? One ticket to Rome, please!
Amtrak Station
Buffalo-Depew, New York
Categories: Default | New York | Offers and requests | Public transportation | Questions | Sorority types | Time Management | Posted 2008-10-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Sometimes My Sphincter Needs a Cheerleader
Construction worker #1: The only time I know you're not talking is when you're smoking or pooping.
Construction worker #2: How do you know I'm not talking when I'm pooping?
Shout-out: feeds.feedburner.com
Overheard by: heard you in the porta-potty
Categories: Compare and contrast | Construction workers | Coworkers | Default | Overheard in Minneapolis | Poop | Questions | Time Management | Weirdness | Posted 2008-10-06 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Putting on a Sock Puppet Show-- Why, What Were You Thinking?
20-something guy: I could do this all day. If you left me alone in a room with my hand, I could entertain myself all day.
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Lauren
Categories: Body parts | Default | Guys | Masturbation | Time Management | Washington, DC | Posted 2008-10-05 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
You Know... Down There
Anthropology professor teaching Sex and Gender: I'm afraid I'll have to leave class early today...I have to go to the hospital, I have a doctor's appointment...for something...at a certain time...
Western Washington University
Bellingham, Washington
Categories: Colleges & Universities | Default | Education | Health & Hygiene | Teachers | Time Management | Washington | Weirdness | Words | Posted 2008-10-03 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Dunno What All the Fuss Is About
Random old guy: I've been pregnant for 12 months.
Paramus, New Jersey
Overheard by: Russ
Categories: Default | Gender issues | Guys | New Jersey | Old folks | Pregnancy | Time Management | Weirdness | Posted 2008-10-02 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The TV Series That Never Made It to Lifetime
Woman #1: Come on, hurry up! I want to go home.
Woman #2: Jesus, you sure do get cranky when you're sober.
Shout-out: eavesdropdc.blogspot.com
Overheard by: Jon
Categories: Compare and contrast | Default | Drinking & drunks | Eavesdrop DC | Offers and requests | Time Management | Wishes | Women | Posted 2008-10-01 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
But Was He Grateful?
Teen girl: ...and seriously, I spent half an hour on his groin!
Bar
Victoria University
Australia
Overheard by: She was takking about drawing a cartoon!
Categories: Australia | Bars & Clubs | Body parts | Colleges & Universities | Default | Girls | Sexuality | Teens | Time Management | Posted 2008-09-26 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
If They Don't Remember Their Own Birthdays, Do You Need to Bother with Presents?
Mom: Do you know what next Wednesday is?
Three-year-old son: Friday!
Country Club
Greensboro, North Carolina
Overheard by: Annie Tewkesbury
Categories: Default | Kids | Kids | Moms | North Carolina | Questions | Time Management | Words | Posted 2008-09-20 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Davis Found Himself in the Middle of a Drunken Samurai Movie
Guy #1 to guy #2 who just stepped onto the elevator: Hey man, did you ever find your glasses?
Guy #2: Yeah, I did. They were at the concierge desk.
Guy #1: What about your pants?
Guy #2: Yeah, they were around my ankles, though I don't really know what happened with that.
Guy #1: I do. You did about 20 shots of rum in 10 minutes.
Guy #2: That doesn't sound right! It wasn't that fast!
Guy #1: Okay, maybe about 15 minutes then.
Guy #2: Yeah, that sounds right. I barely remember the sword.
Elevator
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: Holly
Categories: Clothes | Default | Drinking & drunks | Georgia | Guys | Questions | Time Management | Weirdness | Posted 2008-09-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Now Kindly Fasten Your Seat Belts in Case the Doors Fly Off
Stewardess: Sorry for the delay, ladies and gentlemen. The first two planes we tried didn't work, so this is the third one and we made it here okay...so, so far, so good!
Airport Runway
Cabo San Lucas
Mexico
Categories: Airports & flights | Default | Flight attendants | North America | Public transportation | Time Management | Weirdness | Posted 2008-09-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Or, As in This Case, at Least Come Out Even
Girl #1: I'm so high.
Girl #2: Oh, I don't do that anymore, last time I was high I gave a two-hour blow job.
Girl #1: Oh my god, did a little piece of your soul die?
Girl #2 : Not really, Jesus Christ Superstar was on in the background.
Girl #1: Oh, well, musicals make everything better.
Girl #2: Definitely.
York, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Jess
Categories: BJs | Default | Drugs | Girls | Movies | Music | Pennsylvania | Questions | Time Management | Posted 2008-09-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
By the Prince's Attorney in Cross-Examination
Single mom: And what happens to Cinderella at midnight?
Eight-year-old son: She gets destroyed!
Disneyland
Anaheim, California
Categories: California | Default | Guys | Kids | Kids | Moms | Questions | Time Management | Tourist attractions | Weirdness | Posted 2008-09-09 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Same Reason I Took That Money Off His Dresser
Girl reporting on date the night before: So I was good and kept my clothes on and got home at 10 am.
Guy: Wait, wait! 10 am? Don't you mean 10 pm?
Girl: Oh yeah! Sorry, force of habit!
Brunswick
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: Ed Klein
Categories: Australia | Clothes | Compare and contrast | Default | Girls | Guys | Sexuality | Time Management | Posted 2008-09-06 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
There's Nothing Like Mourning Sex
Young Spanish guy: So yeah, I met up with my ex Becky last night, we ended up having sex behind the pharmacy.
Young white guy: I asked you to come hang out yesterday but you said you had your grandpa's funeral!
Young Spanish guy: I did have the funeral, but that was in the morning.
Young white guy: So you had time to fuck Becky behind the pharmacy but no time to hang out with me? Besides, you said you were close to your grandpa. Shouldn't you have been mourning?
Young Spanish guy: So... does this mean I don't get a high five?
Young white guy: *grudgingly high fives*.
Movie Theatre, Ottawa
Canada
Overheard by: Ash
Categories: Canadia | Death & dying | Default | Family ties | Foreigners | Guys | Memory lane | Relationships | Sex | Time Management | Posted 2008-09-02 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
She Just Goes There to Have Sex in the Steam Room.
Preppy girl: I woke up this morning and my legs were so sore! And then I couldn't remember why they were hurting! I was so worried, especially since I went out last night and Wednesday nights are usually when I stay in. And I couldn't remember anything that happened. But then I thought, "Oh, wait, I went to the gym yesterday. That must be it."
Lawrence Hall, Colgate University
Hamilton, New York
Categories: Body parts | Colleges & Universities | Default | Girls | Maladies | New York | Preppies | Time Management | Posted 2008-08-30 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
If Worse Comes to Worse, We've Rented Some Large Ducks
Airline personnel: We should be boarding the plane at 10:25... If we have a plane.
Airport
Richmond, Virginia
Overheard by: Burt
Categories: Airports & flights | Default | Employees | Public Transportation | Time Management | Virginia | Wishes | Posted 2008-08-02 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
In the World Of Work, 8 A.M. Is Like Noon
Freshman, before 8 am final: My internal alarm clock was like, "Dude, I didn't fucking go off!"
Burlington, Vermont
Categories: Body parts | Default | Guys | Time Management | Vermont | Posted 2008-07-31 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
My Point Exactly
Stoner #1: Yo, what time is it?
Stoner #2: Oh! I know, right?
Roslindale, Massachusetts
Categories: Drugs | Feelings | Friends | Massachusetts | Questions | Stoners | Time Management | Words | Posted 2008-05-28 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Also to Make Julienne Fries
Freshman #1: I really use a time machine.
Freshman #2: What for?
Freshman #1: Time travel, dumbass.
Northwestern University
Illinois
Categories: Colleges & Universities | Guys | Illinois | Questions | Students | Technology | Time Management | Posted 2008-05-26 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
That Carmen Miranda Costume Will Be Done in No Time!
Woman on cell: Slowly... over the next week... add a fruit.
Barnes & Noble
St. Louis, Missouri
Categories: Advice | Fruit | Missouri | On the phone | Stores | Time Management | Weirdness | Women | Posted 2008-05-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Of All the Ways to Describe Giving Birth...
Chick to friend: Can I get that pulled out of my cervix in September?
Davis Square
Somerville, Massachusetts
Categories: Default | Girls | Health & Hygiene | Massachusetts | Questions | Time Management | Posted 2008-04-01 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Sometimes You Do Know What You're Missing
Little old lady to husband: I don't care how many times you've washed it or how clean it is! I've lived 60 years without my tongue making acquaintance with your asshole, and I'm not about to introduce the two of them now!
St. Louis Street
Lebanon, Illinois
Overheard by: AlternknitiveKnitter
Categories: Ass | Body parts | Couples | Default | Gripes | Illinois | Licking | Old folks | Time Management | Posted 2008-03-29 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
If We Don't Bend Time, the Terrorists Win
Conductor: Welcome aboard to all the new passengers. The time is 9:11. Actually... Let's make that 9:12. That's better, isn't it?
Washington, DC
Categories: Conductors | Default | Time Management | Washington, DC | Posted 2008-03-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
And If I Collect Two More Dental-Dams, I Win a Stuffed Bear
Dude to friend: Don't worry -- I have plenty of meals left to buy condoms.
Cafeteria, University of Michigan
Michigan
Categories: Colleges & Universities | Default | Friends | Guys | Michigan | Time Management | Posted 2008-03-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Dear Diary, The Refined Chitchat Is Still Not Working
Man: Hey, what are you girls doing?
Woman #1, uninterested: Cigarette break.
Man: So, what are you girls up to?
Woman #2: Cigarette break.
Man: So, you girls interested in a threesome?
Central Square
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Categories: Default | Guys | Jobs & Careers | Massachusetts | Smoking | Time Management | Women | Words | Posted 2008-03-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Once a Month. Our People Love Dragons and Firecrackers
White girl to Asian guy: So... How often is Chinese New Year?
Shout-out: overheardinumcp.blogspot.com
Overheard by: tom
Categories: Colleges & Universities | Default | Girls | Idiots | Maryland | Overheard in College Park | Questions | Students | Stupidity | Time Management | Whiteys | Posted 2008-03-09 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Now I Only Eat It
Dude #1: So, when the hell did you start smoking cigarettes?
Dude #2: Last week.
Dude #1: Why the hell did you do that?
Dude #2: I wanna stop smoking pot.
University of Miami
Miami, Florida
Overheard by: Stosh
Categories: Colleges & Universities | Comebacks | Default | Druggies | Drugs | Florida | Guys | Questions | Smoking | Time Management | Posted 2008-03-07 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Goddamn Lungfish!
Property professor: They're only on the land about 25 days a year, and they get full possession? 'What the fuck?!' as they say!
Shout-out: overheardinlawschool.blogspot.com
Overheard by: sa
Categories: Colleges & Universities | Default | Education | Gripes | Overheard in Law School | Teachers | Time Management | Posted 2008-03-07 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Why Do You Always Have to Add That?
Guy #1, leaving the bar: I'll see you later.
Guy #2, still nursing his drink: Yeah, if I don't die first.
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: molly
Categories: Airports & flights | Comebacks | Death & dying | Default | Guys | Oregon | Overheard in PDX | Time Management | Posted 2008-03-06 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Dooming You to Come on Time for All Eternity
Professor: When you're late, Eric* will take down your name. The first time he'll just tack a threatening note on your door. What did we decide you would do for the second tardy?
Eric: Slash their tires.
Professor: Right. And the third time we'll make pornographic images of you on Photoshop and put them on the Internet.
Hartford, Connecticut
Overheard by: Claire
Categories: Connecticut | Default | Internet | Porn | Students | Teachers | Threats | Time Management | Violence | Posted 2008-03-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Men Are Understandably Nervous about Putting a Bun in the Oven
Chick: He knows how to put it in, he just hasn't ever done it before.
Laurentian University
Sudbury, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Beebo
Categories: Canadia | Colleges & Universities | Default | Girls | Sex | Time Management | Words | Posted 2008-03-02 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
We Take It Ourselves
Meth user: Am I too late to get my methadone?
Young pharmacist: Yes. After five p.m. we dump all the methadone down the drain.
Meth user, very nervous: Are you kidding?!
Young pharmacist, laughing: Yes, I am.
Fort Erie, Ontario
Canadia
Well You Asked, Mom.
Dude on cell: Well, I'm either gonna go see the hypnotist or masturbate.
James Madison University
Harrisonburg, Virginia
Overheard by: asm
Categories: Gossip | On the phone | Time Management | Virginia | Posted 2008-02-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Otherwise Known As 9 PM on a Typical Wednesday
Drunk guy to friends: Do you know what time it is? It's dick-slapping time!
East Lansing, Michigan
Overheard by: Kari
Categories: Drinking & drunks | Drunks | Michigan | Penis | Time Management | Posted 2008-01-30 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Awww... Is Somebody Jealous?
Worker: My wife is pregnant!
Boss: Do you have a project plan for this?
Worker: Uh...
Boss: What's the planned date of completion?
Worker: ... May?
Boss: Hope you've done a risk analysis.
Shout-out: community.livejournal.com
Categories: Coworkers | Overheard in Melbourne's Journal | Time Management | Posted 2007-12-01 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
What If We Have Tea and Just Look Out the Window?
Girl on phone: Come on! Join me for a cup of coffee. We'll finish studying and then we'll jump out of the window!
University of Trieste
Italy
Overheard by: MissKinney
Categories: Italy | On the phone | Time Management | Posted 2007-09-27 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The Road to Hell Is Too Much Fucking Work
Burner chick: Yeah, I was going to run around the desert naked on drugs last night, but I just never got around to it.
Burning Man
Black Rock City, Nevada
Overheard by: McNasty
Categories: Chicks | Drugs | Nevada | Time Management | Posted 2007-09-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Um... During?
Hot girl: I haven't had sex in so long.
Cute friend, nodding: Mmmm.
Hot girl: Nobody pays attention to me...
Cute friend: It's 'cause you only have boyfriends.
Hot girl: Yeah... And... [Whispers] I kinda like pooping.
Tampa, Florida
Categories: Bimbettes | Florida | Gender issues | Kink | Poop | Sex | Time Management | Posted 2007-09-07 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Cowering in Surrender?
Newbie: How do I know when the French toast is done?
Supervisor: When it looks like French toast.
Oceanview Terrace dining hall, UCSD
San Diego, California
Categories: Bosses | California | Colleges & Universities | Employees | Food | Questions | Time Management | Posted 2007-08-26 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
To Me It's Just Another Thing I Have to Clean
Dude: Have you ever masturbated?
Chick: Uh... No...
Dude: Seriously? To me that's like... like standing in front of a house of cards for, like, 18 years and just never being like, 'I'm going to tip that shit over.'
Eugene, Oregon
Categories: Girls | Gripes | Guys | Masturbation | Oregon | Time Management | Posted 2007-08-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
You're Definitely a Man
Freshman boy #1: Are you a man now?
Freshman boy #2: Yeah.
Freshman boy #3: It was that fast?
Outside Beaver [all girl's dorm], Denison University
Granville, Ohio
Overheard by: L. A. DiLalla
Categories: Colleges & Universities | Gossip | Guys | Ohio | Time Management | Virginity | Posted 2007-08-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I'm Going to Do Some Interval Training with My Retinas
Blonde tanning at pool: Someone set the alarm for five minutes -- I'm gonna stare at the sun.
Columbia, Missouri
Categories: Bimbettes | Missouri | Time Management | Posted 2007-08-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Nothing Like Fuzzy Wits and a Full Bladder
Man #1: You know what I'm gonna do as soon as that train comes? I'm gonna go in between the cars and take a whiz!
Man #2: Yo, man, you can't do that! You'll get in trouble! When the train comes just sit yourself down with me and we'll smoke a joint!
Fullerton L platform
Chicago, Illinois
Categories: Friends | Illinois | Time Management | Posted 2007-05-31 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Will Do Anything for Love, but I Won't Do That
Dude: Let's go sleep in the meatloaf.
Starbucks
California
Categories: California | Guys | Time Management | Posted 2007-05-14 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Then Do Drugs and Cry
Girl #1: ... And my boyfriend told me what a bad person I was, and I was like, 'Don't say that to me! You're hurting my feelings!' Then I did drugs and cried all day.
Girl #2: Wow. Well, we should really study today...
Girl #1: Yeah, let's stay really late. Like, 'til 10.
Girl #2, totally serious: Yeah... Or we can go to the Biosphere and get burgers...
Girl #1, also serious: Yeah.
Shout-out: www.overheardatmcgill.com
Categories: Bimbettes | Overheard at McGill | Time Management | Posted 2007-05-02 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
