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Like, What the Hell Does "Whom" Mean?

Receptionist, explaining e-mail to coworker: Or she may have even did the grammar slightly off.

Library
Arizona State University


Categories: Arizona | Colleges & Universities | Coworkers | E-mail | Words | Posted 2009-06-30 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Stay Far Away from the Octomom, Dear Reader

Girl to friend: Then she sends him an e-mail saying that she wants his baby inside her. Talk about mixed messages.

Fred's Diner
Akron, Ohio


Overheard by: Adam


Categories: Default | E-mail | Family ties | Girls | Ohio | Restaurants | Weirdness | Posted 2009-04-10 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

And We Were All Like, "Fine, But Guess What Happened on Gossip Girl!"

Girl, to friends: So then she e-mailed us all, and she was like, "We just ate an African baby!"

Memorial University
St. John's
Newfoundland, Canadia


Overheard by: Mel


Categories: Canadia | Colleges & Universities | Default | E-mail | Food | Geography | Girls | Kids | Weirdness | Posted 2008-12-13 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

The Role Of the Town Crier Has Become Distorted Over the Years

Pubescent boy screaming at elderly passerby: Fuck you! Fuck you! You, right there! Fuck you! (aside) Man, I gotta write an email. (screaming again) Your mother has a dick!

Eastchester, New York


Categories: Default | E-mail | Family ties | Guys | Insults | New York | Penis | Teens | Weirdness | Posted 2008-09-13 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

That Seems So Intimate

Drunk chick: I wouldn't have known I hooked up with anyone if I hadn't found his swipe card in my bra on the floor... Should I send him an e-mail?

Washington and Lee University
Lexington, Virginia


Categories: Colleges & Universities | Drunks | E-mail | Sex | Virginia | Posted 2007-09-25 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook