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Whatever I Can't Get from Miss Cleo, Anyway.
Professor: Temperature is an example of an invented reality. Temperature doesn't exist. It's all in our minds. It's either hot or cold out, but what are "degrees" really? Nothing!
Student: Actually, temperature is scientifically calculated by... (goes on to give long, technical explanation)
Professor: Really? I'm going to have to go look that up on Wikipedia. I get all of my information from Wikipedia.
University of Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: Glad you're teaching us then...
Categories: Canadia | Colleges & Universities | Default | Education | Internet | Philosophy | Science | Students | Teachers | Posted 2008-07-01 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
And Stalk All My Classmates Before September
Mother: You got into college!
Teenage daughter: I can finally join Facebook!
Highlands Ranch, Colorado
And Uncle Walter Won't Stop Poking Me
Distraught sorority girl: My mom won't accept my friend request on Facebook!
Sisters, collectively: Awwwwww.
Social Psychology Class
Florida
Overheard by: Dr. Ian Maxwell von Indypants
Categories: Class | Family ties | Feelings | Florida | Friends | Girls | Internet | Offers and requests | Sorority types | Posted 2008-05-02 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
And Had a Dream About It.
Thug on cell: Fuck off, man. Don't even try arguing with me. I'm a fucking expert on this shit. I wikipedia-ed it last night.
Carousel Mall
Syracuse, New York
And Barricading the Door When I Came to Office Hours
Girl: He stopped calling on me in class for a while after I started his fan club on facebook.
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Claire
If You Require Further Explanation, You Definitely Need to Attend.
Hot chick: I'm having a fantasia party; I made it a facebook event: Are you going to come?
Clueless girl: Whats a fantasia party?
Hot chick: Its for like chicks only, you hang out, drink and buy naughty stuff.
Clueless girl: I don't get it?
Hot chick: What's there to get? You come to my place, get drunk and buy sexy, naughty things?
Clueless girl: I still don't get it.
Hot chick: Holy fuck! Its like a Tupperware party -only with dildos!
Ottawa
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Make Mine 9 Inches!
Dooming You to Come on Time for All Eternity
Professor: When you're late, Eric* will take down your name. The first time he'll just tack a threatening note on your door. What did we decide you would do for the second tardy?
Eric: Slash their tires.
Professor: Right. And the third time we'll make pornographic images of you on Photoshop and put them on the Internet.
Hartford, Connecticut
Overheard by: Claire
Categories: Connecticut | Default | Internet | Porn | Students | Teachers | Threats | Time Management | Violence | Posted 2008-03-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Life Was Better When Knowledge Was the Province Of Those Who Could Lie About It
Biology professor: Hey, didn't they discover that process in corals?
Grad student: No, they discovered that in plants.
Biology professor: That's what I just said!
Grad student: But coral is not a plant.
Biology professor: What? Yes, it is!
Grad student: No, it's not, it's an animal!
Biology professor: Since when?
Grad student: Since always -- go look it up!
Biology professor, after disappearing for five minutes: Fucking Wikipedia...
3400 North Charles Street
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: How'd you get this job, anyway?
Old School!
Girl #1: So, did you MapQuest it?
Girl #2: No, we gas-stationed it!
Tyler, Texas
Overheard by: emi
Each Is Unique, Like a Snowflake
Girl to another: We'll figure it out. I'll Facebook your ass or something.
Shout-out: community.livejournal.com
Overheard by:
Categories: Chicks | Internet | Overheard at York | Posted 2008-01-15 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
That Would Be Like the Government Lying
Sorostitute: But it was on his Facebook! Facebook doesn't lie!
Textbook return, University of South Florida
Tampa, Florida
Overheard by: bunguin
Categories: Florida | Internet | Sorority types | Posted 2008-01-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
It Has Something to Do with Al Gore...
Girl: Yeah, there's a Facebook group called 'I'm a fermata, hold me.'
Professor: What?
Girl: You know, Facebook? YouTube?
Professor: What?!
Girl: You know, like, the Internet?
Professor: I know about the Internet! I know!
Sarah Lawrence College
New York
I Accidentally Called Garfield "Magical Mr. Mistoffelees" the Other Day
Creepster: There are so many internet cats in my life I can't keep them all straight!
301 Heller Drive
Santa Cruz, California
Categories: California | Creepsters | Internet | Posted 2007-08-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Can Always Count on You, Mom
Girl on cell: Did you write it on my Facebook? Was it perverted or mean? Yeah? Good.
Halifax, Nova Scotia
Canadia
Categories: Canadia | Internet | On the phone | Posted 2007-08-16 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Aren't You a Little Old to Be Riding on the Tea Cups?
Chick: Hey, how was your reading week?
Dude: Okay. I just went home, did nothing. How was yours?
Chick: It was good. I went to Florida.
Dude: Yeah, I saw some pic---tures... [Awkward silence.] Well, I'll see ya.
Shout-out: overheardatwestern.blogspot.com
Overheard by: alex
Categories: Internet | Overheard at Western | Students | Posted 2007-04-14 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
