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And I Do Mean Everything

Boy #1: I'm gonna take out my iPhone and post these pictures on YouTube.
Boy #2: You can't post photos on YouTube.
Boy #1: Fine, I'll post them on Facebook.
Boy #2: You don't have a Facebook.
Boy #1: I'll e-mail them to your mom. She posts everything on Facebook.

Central Islip, New York

Overheard by: Val


Categories: Family ties | Guys | Internet | New York | Threats | Posted 2011-06-20 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Pop Quiz: Who's She Talking To?

Woman: I'm glad all my friendships are online!

Melbourne
Australia


Categories: Australia | Feelings | Internet | Weirdness | Women | Posted 2011-06-01 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Wasn't This an Alanis Morissette Song?

Man walking down the street: I ordered a dress online and got a raincoat.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Laura


Categories: Clothes | Guys | Internet | Pennsylvania | Shopping | Posted 2011-05-25 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

It's Always in the Last Place You Look

Drunk guy: If kiddie porn is such a huge problem on the internet, how come you can't ever find it?

St. Louis, Missouri

Overheard by: Why Don't You Have A Seat Over Here...


Categories: Drunks | Internet | Missouri | Porn | Questions | Posted 2011-05-21 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Just a Matter Of Time, Inge

Female friend: I think there are no nude pictures of me... (pause) ...On the internet.

Münster
Germany


Categories: Friends | Germany | Gripes | Internet | Porn | Posted 2011-01-01 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

They Get All Our Leftover Weather, Anyway

Old lady: Are you able to check the weather in Toronto?
Young guy: No, the internet can't reach that far.
Old lady: Oh.

Windsor
Ontario
Canadia


Categories: Canadia | Guys | Internet | Old folks | Questions | Weather | Weirdness | Women | Posted 2010-09-11 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

...On the Internet, I Met Someone Who Was All Three!

Girl #1: You should stop meeting guys off the internet so much. They're creepy.
Girl #2: The internet is the best place to meet people. I met a rapist at a job interview, a pimp at the airport, and a pedophile at church.

Norman, Oklahoma

...After Every Meal!

Little old lady to another as they part ways: Have a pleasant day, and don't forget to google!
Little old lady #2: What?
Little old lady #1: Google!

Union Station
Chicago, Illinois


Categories: Illinois | Internet | Old folks | Questions | Weirdness | Posted 2010-07-11 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

What's Complicated About That?

Girl on cell: She feels Facebook ruined their relationship.

Bus
Malmö
Sweden


Categories: Bus | Girls | Internet | On the phone | Relationships | Sweden | Posted 2010-06-04 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

My Professor Said It Was the Best Paper He's Gotten in Years

University student: But it must be true... I read it on the internet! I read it on Wikipedia!

Auckland
New Zealand


Overheard by: Louise


Categories: Internet | New Zealand | Students | Stupidity | Posted 2010-03-28 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

No One Expects Me to Understand Technology

Old Midwestern lady #1: All these kids bringing their videos games everywhere!
Old Midwestern lady #2: It's depressing! My son-in-law brings his laptop everywhere. Always on the internet.
Old Midwestern lady #1: Is he using one of those blueberries? Or blackpods?
Old Midwestern lady #2: I don't know, I'm just glad I'm old.

Newark, New Jersey

Overheard by: thankfully on a different flight


Categories: Age and ageing | Family ties | Gadgets | Games | Gripes | Internet | Kids | Laptops | New Jersey | Old folks | Women | Posted 2010-01-08 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Your Editors Got 8,890,000 Hits.

Butchy girl: All I know is, I'm never going to Tennesse again.
Femmy girl: Dude, I told you! That is why you google "gay Tennesse" first!

Hazel Park, Michigan

Overheard by: Beth


Categories: Internet | Lesbos | Michigan | Sexuality | Posted 2009-12-31 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Not to Mention Tommy Lee's Package

Passerby, to himself: Man, they should totally make Google a wonder of the world. I mean, they already have Hollywood and shit.

Technology Square
Cambridge, Massachusetts


Overheard by: Rachael Johnson


Categories: Compare and contrast | Internet | Massachusetts | Strangers | Posted 2009-12-14 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Which Has a Built-In Polygraph

Teen, trying to convince friends: He wasn't lying! It was on Facebook!

Shout-out: feeds.feedburner.com

Overheard by: the usher


Categories: Friends | Internet | Lies | Overheard in Minneapolis | Teens | Posted 2009-12-13 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Though I Would Advise Against Googling the TA. *Shudder*

Professor: So I was looking through your online homework and I tried out the first question and I got it wrong. So I suggest you google the answer. You can find anything on google.

Bellingham, Washington

Overheard by: Condones This


Categories: Advice | Education | Internet | Questions | Teachers | Washington | Posted 2009-12-04 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

I Have Nude Pictures in Catalogs.

Man: She said that? She has nude pictures on the internet! How can you compare me to her?

Emergency Room
Westchester, New York


Categories: Compare and contrast | Guys | Internet | New York | Porn | Questions | Posted 2009-11-10 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

We're Happy to Help, Dear Reader

Girl: Dude, Wikipedia "Rasputin" and ctrl+f "penis."

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Claire


Categories: Girls | History | Illinois | Internet | Names | Penis | Weirdness | Posted 2009-11-08 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

And Never Underestimate Their Surgical Dexterity

Pilot #1: He flew to Myrtle Beach to meet some girl he met online. We were expecting to find him naked in a bathtub full of ice missing a kidney.
Flight attendant: Who would want his kidney? He's so short!
Pilot #2: Hey, kids need kidneys too! Little kids!

Atlanta, Georgia


Categories: Flight attendants | Georgia | Health & Hygiene | Internet | Kids | Pilots | Weirdness | Wishes | Posted 2009-11-07 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Which Directly Contradicts My Anthropology Thesis

Girl: Sometimes I like to look at pictures of deaf people online. They don't look any different!

Shout-out: feeds.feedburner.com

Overheard by: Ian


Categories: Girls | Health & Hygiene | Internet | Overheard in Minneapolis | Stupidity | Posted 2009-10-18 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Or Clean Up the Blood Again

Girl #1: So my mom is getting married to that guy she met on the internet.
Girl #2: Internet? He might be a serial killer!
Girl #1: Yeah, but she lives in Florida, so at least I don't have to hear about it.

Bathrooms
Cinema, Illinois


Categories: Family ties | Girls | Illinois | Internet | Murder | Parenting | Relationships | Restroom | Posted 2009-10-08 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Next Thing You Know, You've Blogged Yourself 5-10 With Good Behavior

Big, sweaty man: No, you need to stay offa that Facebook, offa that MySpace, because when they need evidence, that's where they look first.

Columbus, Ohio

Overheard by: slightly suspicious


Categories: Advice | Crimes | Guys | Internet | MySpace | Ohio | Posted 2009-09-10 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

My Dear Watson, I Believe We've Found Our Culprit.

Private junior high school boy #1: Oh my god, so the other day someone hacked onto my Facebook account and changed everything to gay. My activities were gay, my favorite movies were gay, I was even interested in men!
Private junior high school boy #2, without irony: Dude, that's so gay.

Toronto
Canadia


Categories: Canadia | Idiots | Internet | Sexuality | Students | Stupidity | Posted 2009-09-06 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Who Knew That Would Ever Turn Out to Be a Bad Idea?

Woman #1: Do you want to become a judge?
Woman #2: No way!
Woman #1: Why not?
Woman #2: I have too many naked photos on the internet out there of me!

Coffee Shop
Salt Lake City


Overheard by: Snazzy


Categories: Internet | Jobs & Careers | Porn | Questions | Utah | Weirdness | Wishes | Women | Posted 2009-08-21 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

You Were Sober Enough to Take a Facebook Quiz?

Blonde girl: I did this Facebook quiz the other day: "what kind of drunk are you?' It said that I was a "sexual, entertaining drunk." It knows me so well!

Melbourne
Australia


Categories: Australia | Drinking & drunks | Girls | Internet | Questions | Sex | Stupidity | Posted 2009-08-17 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

When Communists and Capitalists Work Together

Flight attendant: As you depart the aircraft, please check your area for any personal belongings. If you leave anything behind, please make sure that it can either be split three ways or that we can sell it on eBay. Thanks for flying Southwest!

Buffalo, New York

Overheard by: robyn

Let Me Guess-- Rainbow Sherbert?

Drunken girl: I don't know, Luke, I'm just sick and tired of people who want to sit in their rooms and watch YouTube videos and eat sherbert.
Drunken guy: You don't like sherbert?
Drunken girl: No, I like it... but only with adventure.
Drunken guy: I wanted adventure. I feel kind of bad, though, that I didn't experiment enough.
Drunken girl: With what?
Drunken guy: With guys. I don't know, it just hasn't happened.
Drunken girl: Well, don't rush it. If you let it happen naturally, it will.
Drunken guy: But what if I don't like it? And say, "No, this isn't for me"?
Drunken girl: Let's go eat something.
Drunken guy: Sherbert?
Drunken girl: Yep.

Claremont, California


Categories: California | Drinking & drunks | Drunks | Feelings | Food | Girls | Gripes | Guys | Internet | Questions | Wishes | Posted 2009-07-17 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Mostly Just Between the Sheets.

Girl: So we decided to be friends.
Friend: Wait, in real life or on Facebook?

Brown University
Providence, Rhode Island


Overheard by: krr

...For Being Boring.

Girl on cell: At least I never got kicked off of Facebook!

UCLA
California


Overheard by: what...?


Categories: California | Colleges & Universities | Girls | Internet | On the phone | Stupidity | Posted 2009-06-24 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Tonight, on Mystery Quote Theater...

Girl #1: She defriended me!
Girl #2: Well, that explains the shoes.

Brown University
Providence, Rhode Island


Categories: Clothes | Colleges & Universities | Default | Girls | Internet | Rhode Island | Words | Posted 2009-06-16 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

I Find the Current Lend-Lease Arrangement Quite Satisfactory

Guy: I am making this shitty 50% less sodium Progresso chicken noodle soup. Tastes like penis!
Girl: Always an appealing taste.
Guy: If I ever get a twitter, that's my first status.
Girl: I'm tempted to get one. (pause) A twitter, not a penis.

University of Kansas


Categories: Birds | Colleges & Universities | Compare and contrast | Default | Food | Girls | Guys | Internet | Kansas | Penis | Posted 2009-05-22 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Ah Well, I'll Always Have Andy Dick.

Guy: Wait, Langston Hughes was gay? Damn, now I gotta take him off my Facebook.

Texas A&M University
College Station, Texas


Categories: Colleges & Universities | Default | Guys | Internet | Questions | Sexuality | Texas | Posted 2009-05-07 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Does That Pole Make Me Look Fat?

Girl in stall: Hi, can you put mom on the phone? (pause) Hey mom, yeah, it's me...next time you're online, go to my Facebook page and check out the pictures of me at the strip club.

Ladies Restroom, Library
Mississippi


Categories: Default | Family ties | Girls | Internet | Mississippi | Offers and requests | Restroom | Posted 2009-04-29 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

...and Then Sags Down Again

Guy: So she googled me, and found the thing from the dance-off with my balls hanging out! It's the first thing that comes up!

www.overheardatyale.com

Overheard by: Overheard at Yale


Categories: Balls | Dancing | Default | Guys | Internet | Overheard at Yale | Weirdness | Posted 2009-04-28 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

...And That He Watches According to Jim??

College sorostitute: Well, I thought we'd been dating for, like, 3 months. But then I looked at his Facebook profile, and it said "single."
Non-slutty college friend: You had to use Facebook to...
College sorostitute: Also, did you know he had a kid?

Charleston, South Carolina

Overheard by: Nuddles

Guys' Moments Like That Generally Involve Porn

Curly-haired brunette: Do you ever have moments when you see someone on the street and think, "hmmm, that looks like someone I've seen in Facebook pictures!"?
Straight-haired brunette: Yeah. I also have moments when I see someone on the street and think, "haven't I slept with you?"
Curly-haired brunette: Heh. That's a classic.

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Poogins


Categories: Default | Girls | Internet | Questions | San Francisco | Sex | Posted 2009-03-18 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

And They Were Like, "Now We Can All Poke Without Passing Around Chlamydia!"

Girl: My friends are always saying I need to make a Facebook page and I'm like, "Why? I talk to you a-holes enough already!"

Shout-out: feeds.feedburner.com

Overheard by: sleeping on the job

Is Your Dad on Facebook?

Ditz to friend: He took me Facebook poking him as a romantic gesture!

TC Central High School
Michigan

JewTube's Kind Of an Open Secret, Ellie

Girl on line: Guess what! I watched a video about Jews on YouTube today!
Girl next to her, embarrassed: Shhhh!

Bear's Den, Washington University
St Louis, Missouri


Overheard by: Scandalized


Categories: Bars & Clubs | Compare and contrast | Default | Girls | Internet | Missouri | Religion | Posted 2009-03-08 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Huh? Can't Talk. Masturbating

Professor, on last day of sex addiction class: I'm putting a website on the board for anyone who's interested in more information on how to become a certified sex addict.
(entire class cheers)
Professor
: I meant "sex addiction therapist."

Student to another: He just spent a whole semester telling us that sex addiction isn't fun. Clearly we didn't catch on.

Chestnut Hill College
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania


Categories: Colleges & Universities | Default | Education | Internet | Pennsylvania | Sex | Students | Teachers | Posted 2009-02-28 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Back Up-- There Are Jews in Nebraska?

Hip daughter: Mom, is that the same guy?
Hip mom: No.
Hip daughter: Then why do they sound the exact same?
Hip mom: Because they're Jewish.
Hip daughter: Really?
Hip mom: No.
Hip daughter (laughing): Oh my god! Mom! That's...
Hip mom: Don't quote me on Facebook.

Lincoln, Nebraska

Overheard by: robert taylor


Categories: Default | Family ties | Girls | Hipsters | Internet | Kids | Moms | Nebraska | Questions | Religion | Posted 2009-02-27 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

I Told Him, "The Public Won't Understand Our Love."

Roommate: My dad asked me today if our engagement was Facebook official.

Michigan


Categories: Default | Family ties | Internet | Michigan | Questions | Relationships | Students | Posted 2009-02-15 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

I Believe It's Called "The Rugby Team"

College girl #1: I mean, they send people to those turn-straight camps, maybe they have a turn-gay camp.
College girl #2: Oh, let's go google it!

Virginia

Overheard by: Sasha


Categories: Compare and contrast | Default | Girls | Internet | Sexuality | Students | Virginia | Posted 2009-02-02 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Sugar Bear Is Next

Serious philosophy teacher: Captain Crunch has been raped.

High School
Bethesda, Maryland


Overheard by: clementine

And You Said I Could Have Whatever I Wanted for My Bar Mitzvah

Teenage boy to father: I've been talking to a Thai lady on the internet and, I'll bring her to New Zealand for only $50,000!
Father: Is she genuine?
Teenage boy: Genuine Thai lady-boy!

Auckland
New Zealand


Overheard by: Tessa

DeadSpace!

Friend #1: God! Old people get so pissy when they don't get their obituaries on time.
Friend #2: Why?
Friend #1: Because they want to know which of their friends has died that week.
Friend #2: Oh, so it's like Facebook for the elderly!

Memorial Hospital
Sudbury
Ontario, Canadia


Overheard by: Dani

We've All Been Burned by Facebook Applications, Marcie

College girl: I don't want to spam twenty people! I just want to know what fucking Disney princess I am!

Hofstra University
Long Island, New York

But Leave Out the Part Where He Blew and Said "Haha, Fooled Ya!"

Gay man: So, did you end up fucking that guy from eHarmony?
Blondie: Sort of. When I was blowing him he told me to stop and I said, "No way, I'm just getting started!" And then he said, "Seriously, stop, I don't want to blow in your face."
Gay man: That's like true love. You should use that story for your eHarmony commercial.

Central Illinois


Categories: BJs | Default | Feelings | Girls | Illinois | Internet | Queers | Questions | Sex | Posted 2008-11-09 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

After Throwing Me Under the Bus, Anyway

Young kid #1: I think I am going to make one of those eHarmony profiles to get a girlfriend.
Young kid #2: I think Dr Phil can help me.

Teton County Library
Jackson, Wyoming


Overheard by: Kate


Categories: Default | Guys | Internet | Relationships | TV shows | Posted 2008-11-06 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

And Any Time I Look Down

Student: Hermaphrodites have everything. They have the whole package.
Professor: Yeah, hermaphrodites have it all. I've seen it on the internet.

Hartford, Connecticut

Overheard by: Claire


Categories: Connecticut | Default | Health & Hygiene | Internet | Sexuality | Students | Teachers | Posted 2008-10-14 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

That's Not What Wikipedia Says

Tutor: Wikipedia is not homework!

University of Melbourne
Australia


Overheard by: Kiri

With "Quantum Physics" at a Close Second

Drunk girl: I love cheese! It's because I eat so much of it, it's my number one interest on Facebook!

Streetcar
Toronto
Canadia


Categories: Canadia | Default | Feelings | Food | Internet | Public transportation | Posted 2008-09-28 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Musky Petals Often Considers Changing Her Name

20-something girl #1: So she's dating him and has spent the night at his place, but he's still in the middle of a divorce.
20-something girl #2: ...and she doesn't know his last name?
20-something girl #1: Yep.
20-something girl #2: And he's her boss.
20-something girl #1: Yep. I told her to google him or look at his business card.
20-something girl #2: I don't understand any of this. I've never googled myself, actually. Have you?
20-something girl #1: Yeah, you should try it! It makes you feel famous.
20-something girl #2, to herself: All that came up when I did it was porn.

Northbound Caltrain
San Francisco, California


Overheard by: A Cheek


Categories: Advice | California | Default | Girls | Internet | Names | Porn | Relationships | Train | Posted 2008-09-12 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Or Write Angry Slam Poetry. Whichever Is Less Humane.

Wild-haired diner outside restaurant (seriously): If I don't get tenure next year, I don't know what I'll do. I'll have to ... I don't know ... I'll have to just blog about it.

Bloomsbury, London
England


Categories: Default | England | Fears | Internet | Money | Students | Posted 2008-09-07 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

But He's a Cat, Erica

Very serious, very excited young woman: He's finally becoming a person! He got Facebook and he texts full-sized messages!

Owatonna, Minnesota

Overheard by: feels sorry for those without technology...


Categories: Default | Internet | Minnesota | Stupidity | Texting | Women | Posted 2008-09-02 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

...And Season One Little House on the Prairie

Girl #1: It's just that I feel like Amazon is judging me.
Girl #2: Why?
Girl #1: I bought one gay erotica book and now it wants me to buy Japanese porn.

Starbucks
Ukiah, California


Categories: Bars & Clubs | Books | California | Default | Feelings | Girls | Internet | Pop culture | Porn | Sexuality | Shopping | Posted 2008-08-04 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Where You Will Be Directed to a Photo of Me Flipping the Bird

Pilot: And if you have any comments or questions, go ahead and look me up on Facebook.

Vancouver
Canadia


Categories: Canadia | Default | Internet | Offers and requests | Pilots | Posted 2008-07-23 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Whatever I Can't Get from Miss Cleo, Anyway.

Professor: Temperature is an example of an invented reality. Temperature doesn't exist. It's all in our minds. It's either hot or cold out, but what are "degrees" really? Nothing!
Student: Actually, temperature is scientifically calculated by... (goes on to give long, technical explanation)
Professor: Really? I'm going to have to go look that up on Wikipedia. I get all of my information from Wikipedia.

University of Toronto
Canadia


Overheard by: Glad you're teaching us then...

And Stalk All My Classmates Before September

Mother: You got into college!
Teenage daughter: I can finally join Facebook!

Highlands Ranch, Colorado


Categories: Colorado | Default | Education | Girls | Happiness | Internet | Moms | Teens | Posted 2008-06-30 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

And Uncle Walter Won't Stop Poking Me

Distraught sorority girl: My mom won't accept my friend request on Facebook!
Sisters, collectively: Awwwwww.

Social Psychology Class
Florida


Overheard by: Dr. Ian Maxwell von Indypants

And Had a Dream About It.

Thug on cell: Fuck off, man. Don't even try arguing with me. I'm a fucking expert on this shit. I wikipedia-ed it last night.

Carousel Mall
Syracuse, New York


Categories: Advice | Bragging | Default | Etiquette | Guys | Insults | Internet | Malls | New York | On the phone | Thugs | Posted 2008-04-08 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

And Barricading the Door When I Came to Office Hours

Girl: He stopped calling on me in class for a while after I started his fan club on facebook.

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Claire


Categories: Default | Education | Girls | Illinois | Internet | Posted 2008-04-04 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

If You Require Further Explanation, You Definitely Need to Attend.

Hot chick: I'm having a fantasia party; I made it a facebook event: Are you going to come?
Clueless girl: Whats a fantasia party?
Hot chick: Its for like chicks only, you hang out, drink and buy naughty stuff.
Clueless girl: I don't get it?
Hot chick: What's there to get? You come to my place, get drunk and buy sexy, naughty things?
Clueless girl: I still don't get it.
Hot chick: Holy fuck! Its like a Tupperware party -only with dildos!

Ottawa
Ontario
Canadia


Overheard by: Make Mine 9 Inches!


Categories: Canadia | Chicks | Default | Drinking & drunks | Friends | Girls | Internet | Leisure | Shopping | Toys | Words | Posted 2008-04-03 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Dooming You to Come on Time for All Eternity

Professor: When you're late, Eric* will take down your name. The first time he'll just tack a threatening note on your door. What did we decide you would do for the second tardy?
Eric: Slash their tires.
Professor: Right. And the third time we'll make pornographic images of you on Photoshop and put them on the Internet.

Hartford, Connecticut

Overheard by: Claire


Categories: Connecticut | Default | Internet | Porn | Students | Teachers | Threats | Time Management | Violence | Posted 2008-03-04 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Life Was Better When Knowledge Was the Province Of Those Who Could Lie About It

Biology professor: Hey, didn't they discover that process in corals?
Grad student: No, they discovered that in plants.
Biology professor: That's what I just said!
Grad student: But coral is not a plant.
Biology professor: What? Yes, it is!
Grad student: No, it's not, it's an animal!
Biology professor: Since when?
Grad student: Since always -- go look it up!
Biology professor, after disappearing for five minutes: Fucking Wikipedia...

3400 North Charles Street
Baltimore, Maryland


Overheard by: How'd you get this job, anyway?


Categories: Default | Gripes | Internet | Maryland | Science | Students | Teachers | Posted 2008-02-21 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Old School!

Girl #1: So, did you MapQuest it?
Girl #2: No, we gas-stationed it!

Tyler, Texas

Overheard by: emi


Categories: Comebacks | Default | Girls | Internet | Questions | Texas | Posted 2008-02-21 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Each Is Unique, Like a Snowflake

Girl to another: We'll figure it out. I'll Facebook your ass or something.

Shout-out: community.livejournal.com

Overheard by:


Categories: Chicks | Internet | Overheard at York | Posted 2008-01-15 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

That Would Be Like the Government Lying

Sorostitute: But it was on his Facebook! Facebook doesn't lie!

Textbook return, University of South Florida
Tampa, Florida


Overheard by: bunguin


Categories: Florida | Internet | Sorority types | Posted 2008-01-08 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

It Has Something to Do with Al Gore...

Girl: Yeah, there's a Facebook group called 'I'm a fermata, hold me.'
Professor: What?
Girl: You know, Facebook? YouTube?
Professor: What?!
Girl: You know, like, the Internet?
Professor: I know about the Internet! I know!

Sarah Lawrence College
New York


Categories: Internet | New York | Questions | Students | Teachers | Posted 2007-12-26 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

I Accidentally Called Garfield "Magical Mr. Mistoffelees" the Other Day

Creepster: There are so many internet cats in my life I can't keep them all straight!

301 Heller Drive
Santa Cruz, California


Categories: California | Creepsters | Internet | Posted 2007-08-23 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

I Can Always Count on You, Mom

Girl on cell: Did you write it on my Facebook? Was it perverted or mean? Yeah? Good.

Halifax, Nova Scotia
Canadia


Categories: Canadia | Internet | On the phone | Posted 2007-08-16 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Aren't You a Little Old to Be Riding on the Tea Cups?

Chick: Hey, how was your reading week?
Dude: Okay. I just went home, did nothing. How was yours?
Chick: It was good. I went to Florida.
Dude: Yeah, I saw some pic---tures... [Awkward silence.] Well, I'll see ya.

Shout-out: overheardatwestern.blogspot.com

Overheard by: alex


Categories: Internet | Overheard at Western | Students | Posted 2007-04-14 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook