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Bob Dole: "Not to Mention the Shame Of Textual Dysfunction."
Guy #1: Hey, brother, can I ask you something? What is text messaging?
Guy #2: You don't know what that is?
Guy #1: No... I was at this club the other night, and this fly young ho gave me digits and asked me to text her.
Guy #2: Damn, brother, you're gonna have to get your nephew to teach you texting. It's almost like e-mail, but on your cell phone. It has reply -- now or later, and forward, if you wanna send it on to a brother.
Guy #1: I guess. I never heard of it before.
Guy #2: Yeah, nigga, if you wanna kick it with these young bitches you gotta learn to text.
Guy #1: How times have changed.
Guy #2: I know it, brother... Next thing you know, they're gonna be textin' you in bed. Text you their moans and shit. It is going to be the downfall of making love.
Restaurant, Long Island Marriott
New York
Overheard by: Stephen
But I Can
Ugly girl: So, what if I, like, texted him and said, 'If you come out with us, I'll have sex with you'?
Friend: You can't do that.
Quincy Market bathroom
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Care
Categories: Chicks | Massachusetts | Texting | Posted 2007-10-07 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I'm Saving My Mouth for Marriage
Middle-aged woman to friend: I will text the shit out of your ass, but I will not leave you a voicemail!
The Premiere Grill
Valparaiso, Indiana
Categories: Indiana | Ladies who lunch | Restaurants | Texting | Posted 2007-03-30 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
