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And Is It Anything Like "Walk Like a Prescription"?
Guy in Pirates jersey: Just another planet Monday... Wait, how does that go?
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: Flab Treesports
TV Lied to Me
Six-year-old boy holding "pillow pet", singing: It's a pillow, it's a pet, it's a pillow pet! (then, whispering to himself) This isn't as cool as I thought it would be...
Target
White Plains, New York
Overheard by: M
Just When I Thought You Couldn't Get Any Fruitier, Buddy.
Pizza delivery guy, singing, with a handful of Froot Loops: Frooooooot loooooops!
Later, coming out of building: Everybody loves Froooooot Looooooooooops!
UMass
Amherst, Massachusetts
Overheard by: chromathegreat
Categories: Character | Employees | Massachusetts | Singing | Stupidity | Posted 2011-01-31 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Is It Wrong That We Kinda Do?
Drunk girl: So, I wrote a folk song about Christopher Reeves. Post-paralysis, pre-death. So, it's not quite as depressing. Wanna hear it?
Shout-out: feeds.feedburner.com
Overheard by: uhhh yes
Categories: Drunks | Girls | Health & Hygiene | Overheard in Minneapolis | Singing | Weirdness | Posted 2010-12-02 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Jesus Laughed.
20-something girl, during candlelight vigil: Popemobile, popemobile, does whatever a popemobile does.
Hyde Park
London
Coupons Are Just What the Government Uses to Distract You from the Aliens
Barista: That will be $9.74, please.
Customer: I have a coupon.
Barista, singing as she rings up new total: Lies, lies, lies.
Harvard Square
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Trouble
Everyone in Retail Can Identify
Little boy, in sing-song: I believe I can fly! I believe I can... die!
Sales clerk: That's the sad version.
JC Penney
Columbia, Missouri
The R&B Hit That's Sweeping Wisconsin
Man in crowd of bar patrons leaving after last call, singing: It's ti-ime for the pizza store, it's ti-ime for the pizza store... I don't even care where we go, I just got to get some cheese on my dick. I'm just gonna stick it in. I'm serious, let's go, get that in an oven and roast it. Let's get it in an oven... and roast it like a cherry tomato.
Madison, Wisconsin
He Just Sings Instead Of Talking
Female student to friend at bus stop: So, he was, like, freakishly quiet, but every now and then he would bust out with something that, you know, we would say, you know, like, (bursts into song) "Do you like waffles? Yeah, I like waffles!" (in normal voice) And, you know, I would be, like, "Woah! He is a real person."
University of Oklahoma
Overheard by: becauseobviouslyallnormalpeoplelikewaffles
She Also Wondered This Throughout The Sound Of Music
Fashionable girl to singing man on bicycle: Excuse me, are you mentally ill or just musically inclined?
Düsseldorf
Germany
Overheard by: Anja Schwalm
Are Catholic Girls Allowed to Sing from the Diaphragm?
Guy: Do you know how I know you were singing correctly?
Girl: You saw me sucking in my stomach?
Guy: No. When you started spitting at me!
Girl: I can't help that I have great diction!
Saint Peter's College
New Jersey
Categories: Body parts | Colleges & Universities | Girls | Guys | New Jersey | Questions | Singing | Weirdness | Posted 2009-10-24 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
He Asked Me on a Date!
Guy: I decided I would do a little social experiment. So I went to the gas station and bought a chocolate muffin and sat down outside the door. Then this guy passed me, so I shoved the muffin in my mouth and started singing "What if God Was One of Us," with little pieces of the muffin falling out of my mouth. It was great.
Shout-out: feeds.feedburner.com
Overheard by: julie
Portland Boasts a Rich Frottage Subculture
Boyfriend: Ow! Stop twisting my mole.
Girlfriend, singing quietly to herself: Looking for rub in all the wrong places.
MAX Train
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: Amy Achterman
Categories: Body parts | Couples | Oregon | Relationships | Singing | Train | Posted 2009-08-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
This Would Be a Lot Less Creepy If You'd Take Off the Nixon Mask
Driver, with boat in tow: How much?
Toll booth operator, in a sing-songy tone: Seven-fiftyyyyy!
Driver: What?
Toll booth operator, sing-songy: Highway robberyyyyy!
Toll Booth, Florida Turnpike
Sunrise, Florida
Overheard by: Broke Commuter
And Let's Hope to God It's Perez Hilton
(little girl is spinning and singing in grocery store line)
Dad, very calmly: Honey... Next time the gypsies come to town, they're leaving with an extra person.
Severna Park, Maryland
...While the Three Little Pigs Watched Through Binoculars.
Psych professor: Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a sexual encounter.
Purdue University
West Lafayette, Indiana
All Octopus Hymns Have Eight Verses
Chick: I just don't want to sing about suckers with the step family!
Michigan
Overheard by: Meister E.
Categories: Default | Family ties | Girls | Michigan | Offers and requests | Singing | Posted 2009-06-01 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Never Take That Option Off the Table
Old man pushing shopping cart, singing happily to himself: Maybe I should get an 8-million-dollar lawsuit against my own family!
Seattle, Washington
She Took Music Class at Montessori School
Very white mom: "The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round..." Sing with me, honey.
Very white four-year old daughter: "Rollin' down the street smokin'..."
Walt Disney World
Orlando, Florida
What About "Sunday, Bloody Sunday"?
College girl, while listening to Hang Me Out To Dry: Dude, I just pictured my tampon singing this song!
Shout-out: feeds.feedburner.com
Overheard by: a. Lil
Categories: Default | Gender issues | Overheard in Minneapolis | Singing | Sorority types | Weirdness | Posted 2008-06-30 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Wait 'Til You Hear "Total Ellipses the Sun"
English professor, going over punctuation: We can fix this sentence by putting a comma here... and here... and here. See? Comma, comma, comma. [Breaks into song.] Comma-comma-comma-comma-comma chameleeeooon!
Community College
Palm Bay, Florida
Baby's First Words Were "Betta Recognize"
Dad pushing stroller: [Singing.] Got a stroller so tight, you don't have to walk, got a stroller so tight, it'll fuck you up.
Denver, Colorado
Material Boy Though I Am
Male professor: I'm sorry, I just can't sing "Some boys kiss me". I know that's desperately heteronormative, but I can't help it!
Hartford, Connecticut
Overheard by: Claire
Categories: Connecticut | Feelings | Gender issues | Guys | Music | Sexuality | Singing | Teachers | Posted 2008-05-16 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Nas: It's About Time
Four-year old practising just before the pageant: Hark the herald, angels sing, glory to the New York king!
Church Christmas Pageant
Annapolis, Maryland
Overheard by: thought NY was a Fifedom
Strong Enough for a Man; Yummy Enough for Little Bobby
Little boy, singing: Should I stay or should I go now? If I stay I'll eat your armpits!
Newton, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Amy
Categories: Body parts | Kids | Massachusetts | Music | Questions | Singing | Threats | Weirdness | Posted 2008-05-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
But Isn't an All-Male Choir Kinda Gay?
Weird Asian guy: You've never heard about the clitoral frequency?! It's a certain frequency that only men can hit, and if they hit it then all the women in the area will simultaneously orgasm.
Weird white guy: I've heard about the clitoral frequency! If you get an all-male choir to all sing as low as they can go, then they hit it.
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: deb
Categories: Asians | Body parts | Dorks, Geeks & Nerds | Guys | Orgasm | Singing | Washington | Weirdness | Whiteys | Posted 2008-04-16 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
And No Finger-Cymbals for You Tonight.
Screaming seven-year-old on the ground: But I want to sing! I want to sing now!
Patient but angry mom: Well, you should have thought about that before. It's too late. Now get your kazoo and get in the car.
Easley High
Easley, South Carolina
His Parents Took Solace in Knowing He Would Be an "Aggressive" Gay
Kid #1, playing with blocks: This robot needs guns!
Kid #2: Pretend his hands are guns. [Pauses, then sings] Everybody dance now!
82nd and State
Kansas City, Kansas
Overheard by: BookVixen
A) That's Not Sunshine; B) Kindly Zip Your Fly.
Man #1: Do you have scissors?
Man #2: I have sunshine... On a cloudy day.
Man #1: [Stunned.]
Restroom, Comic Con
San Diego, California
Categories: California | Crazies | Singing | Posted 2008-01-07 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Calamity Jane Had a Conventional Girlhood
Little girl singing in restroom stall: I'm a little lady, I'm a little lady, I'm a little lady.
401 Congress Avenue
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: Athens
Why Child Psychologists Exist
Mom singing to two small boys and a baby in stroller: One, two, three, four! We're going to the panty store! We're going to the panty store! We're going to the panty store!
Victoria's Secret
Winchester, Virginia
Overheard by: Joanna
On Second Thought, I'll Wheel Myself
Man pushing wheelchair lady, singing: Handicap, handicap, oh handy handy handy...
Epcot Park, Disney World
Florida
Overheard by: Euggh
Categories: Florida | Guys | Singing | Tourist attractions | Posted 2007-04-30 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
