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If He Inquires, Just Say "It's Because You're So Big"
American backpacker girl, about her new hostel boyfriend: So, as of this afternoon, he's one step closer to not being a virgin.
Dutch girl, shocked: What about your period?!
American friend, walking up: Don't worry. Just do it. He won't even know what's going on anyways.
Loki Hostel
La Paz
Bolivia
Categories: Default | Foreigners | Friends | Girls | Health & Hygiene | Sexuality | South America | Tourists | Virginity | Posted 2008-06-13 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
And I Felt Really Bad When the Shoe and I Ran Off to Cancun Without Her
Guy: Didn't you have a friend who lost her virginity to her shoe?
Green haired girl: Yeah. She fell on her foot and ruptured it or something. Like riding a horse.
Pink haired girl: What the fuck?
Guy: Told you!
Green haired girl: I felt bad when she told us because I was the only one busting up laughing.
California
I Know It's True --I Heard It from a Christian Rapper
Teacher: So when you have sex with someone who isn't a virgin, your spirit is having sex with the spirits of everyone that person had sex with.
Religion Classroom
El Paso, Texas
Possibly because I Spend Every Night Discussing Pee Stamina with You
Guy #1: It doesn't matter if you can pee longer than I can, because I can still drink more than you, so I win overall.
Guy #2: No, peeing longer means I can have sex longer than you.
Guy #1: ... Dude, you're a virgin.
Restroom, Boston University
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: What the...
Categories: Comebacks | Compare and contrast | Default | Drinking & drunks | Guys | Massachusetts | Virginity | Posted 2008-02-22 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
... As This Science Experiment Demonstrates
Queer: No amount of chocolate or Fosse will bring back my ass virginity.
Indiana University
Bloomington, Indiana
Overheard by: spunky
Not All of Them Involve Blood When Lost, Though
Tourist #1: No, there is more than one kind of virginity.
Tourist #2: What?
Tourist #1: You know, like anal-ginity, Argentina-ginity, Ameri-ginity. All kinds of '-ginities.'
Tourist #2: Wow, that's sick, man.
Buenos Aires
Argentina
You're Definitely a Man
Freshman boy #1: Are you a man now?
Freshman boy #2: Yeah.
Freshman boy #3: It was that fast?
Outside Beaver [all girl's dorm], Denison University
Granville, Ohio
Overheard by: L. A. DiLalla
Categories: Colleges & Universities | Gossip | Guys | Ohio | Time Management | Virginity | Posted 2007-08-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I'm Kind of Surprised You Still Are
Girl on cell: Well, if you keep blacking out, you won't be a virgin anymore.
Shout-out: overheardatcornell.blogspot.com
Overheard by: Brian
Categories: Drinking & drunks | New York | North America | On the phone | Overheard at Cornell | Sex | Students | USA | Virginity | Posted 2007-06-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
By Something That Doesn't Have "Hitachi" Written on the Side
Chick: There comes an age when just kissing won't do it anymore. I'm 22 and I want to be fucked!
Augusta Street
São Paulo
Brazil
Overheard by: Laughing passerby
Except with a 10-Foot Pole
Horny girl: I'm scared! I don't want to get turned on by a tampon! I don't want to lose my virginity to a tampon... It's just, like, vagina creeps me out so bad, like, I look for excuses not to touch it.
Friend: Yeah, vagina is gross. I avoid touching it.
Stauffer Library, Queen's University
Kingston, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: andrea
Categories: Canadia | Colleges & Universities | Sorority types | Vagina | Virginity | Posted 2007-03-19 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
