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That's the Last Time I'll Babysit Those Brats

Mellow teen: I got slapped in the tit with a dildo last night.

New Paltz, New York


Categories: Default | Girls | New York | Nipples | Sexuality | Teens | Toys | Violence | Posted 2008-06-16 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

And Don't Even Get Me Started on This Banana Lamp

[Two 18-year-old girls are browsing a table full of random items for sale at a Christian thrift store at a local church.]
Girl #1
: This candle holder would probably feel great inside my pussy.

Girl #2, barely startled: Haha. Yeah.
Girl #1: Ooh, this shirt is nice!

Gothenburg
Sweden


Overheard by: Donny Boots


Categories: Clothes | Etiquette | Girls | Masturbation | Sensory experiences | Stores | Sweden | Toys | Vagina | Posted 2008-05-31 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

The Environment Thanks You, Citizen!

Woman browsing through dildos at a sex shop: Do you have any of these that plug in? I run through batteries too fast.

Toledo, Ohio

Overheard by: Cap


Categories: Masturbation | Offers and requests | Ohio | Technology | Toys | Women | Posted 2008-05-29 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Either Way I Won't Be Able to Get Off Now

Suit #1: I can't believe I've lost them again!
Suit #2: Are we talking about dildos still or the midgets?

McDonald's Parking Lot
St. Louis, Missouri


Overheard by: I wish I heard the first part of this conversation


Categories: Gripes | Missouri | Questions | Restaurants | Suits | Toys | Posted 2008-05-29 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Especially Not Child-Sized Ones

Girl on cell: Listen, he is not a nice guy. Anyone with handcuffs permanently attached to his bed frame is not a nice guy.

University of Mary Washington
Fredericksburg, Virginia

Thanks Sweetie, But That Was the Bedpost

Overexposed springbreaker: Well, since it was a communal dildo, I thought I would be considerate and clean it off.

Tallahassee, Florida

Overheard by: Ew!


Categories: Cleanliness | Etiquette | Florida | Girls | Health & Hygiene | Toys | Yeahhh, college! | Posted 2008-04-26 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

They Are Currently in Place

Well-dressed man to female companion, in crowded tasting room: Did you remember the dildo?
Elegant lady companion: Yes, I brought both of them.

Napa Valley wine Auction
St. Helena, California


Categories: California | Couples | Default | Etiquette | Guys | Offers and requests | Questions | Relationships | Suits | Toys | Women | Posted 2008-04-05 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

If You Require Further Explanation, You Definitely Need to Attend.

Hot chick: I'm having a fantasia party; I made it a facebook event: Are you going to come?
Clueless girl: Whats a fantasia party?
Hot chick: Its for like chicks only, you hang out, drink and buy naughty stuff.
Clueless girl: I don't get it?
Hot chick: What's there to get? You come to my place, get drunk and buy sexy, naughty things?
Clueless girl: I still don't get it.
Hot chick: Holy fuck! Its like a Tupperware party -only with dildos!

Ottawa
Ontario
Canadia


Overheard by: Make Mine 9 Inches!


Categories: Canadia | Chicks | Default | Drinking & drunks | Friends | Girls | Internet | Leisure | Shopping | Toys | Words | Posted 2008-04-03 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

As I Am Wont to Do

Woman on cell: Wait, what? How does that work? Oh, okay -- I was thinking of a different strap-on.

Chicago, Illinois


Categories: Illinois | On the phone | Toys | Posted 2008-01-29 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

I Think You'd Be Surprised

Cute queer #1: Yeah, but aren't you worried about the sodomy laws around there?
Cute queer #2: No, not really.
Cute queer #1: My god, why not?
Cute queer #2: I don't think that a fleshlight really counts as sodomy.

Grand Avenue
Saint Louis, Missouri


Overheard by: Confused Dyke On The Corner


Categories: Missouri | Queers | Toys | Posted 2008-01-22 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

I'm Gonna Pull-Start Him Like a Lawnmower

Hot Asian chick #1: The passion party was so fun -- you guys should've gone.
Hot Asian chick #2: Oh my god! I wish I would've known about it. Did they have the Jack Rabbit?
Hot Asian chick #3: Yeah -- and, like, oils and stuff?
Hot Asian chick #2: Forget that! Did they have anal beads?! [Sighs and glances over at her boyfriend] Our sex life has really gotten boring...

Dallas, Texas

Overheard by: looking for the cameras


Categories: Chicks | Texas | Toys | Posted 2007-11-17 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

But My Anal Beads Respond Better to The Cure

Chick #1, perusing CDs: The Ramones? I've never really listened to them. Are they any good?
Chick #2: Oh, yeah, I listen to them all the time when I'm using my vibrator!

Shout-out: overheardina2.blogspot.com

Overheard by: chris


Categories: Chicks | Music | Overheard in Ann Arbor | Toys | Posted 2007-08-20 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

But More Expensive

Guy: You guys should get her a vibrator for her birthday.
Girl #1: Or we could just find her a man...
Girl #2: Nah... I think buying a vibrator would be easier.

Shout-out: overheardinsydney.blogspot.com


Categories: Friends | Overheard in Sydney | Toys | Posted 2007-08-16 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

I'll Show You How to Kick-Start It

Sad girl: My mom totally jacked my vibrator.
Friend: That sucks! I can lend you mine, if you want.

Queen's University
Canadia


Categories: Canadia | Friends | Toys | Posted 2007-07-14 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Who Has Access to All The Sex Manuals Ever Printed

Middle-aged woman to 20-something: I never knew there was that much variety in shape, size, color and girth. I'm talking about butt plugs. Oh, I'm sorry. You look shocked. I forgot -- you're just a librarian.

Wedding reception, Caesar's Palace, 3570 Las Vegas Boulevard South
Las Vegas, Nevada


Overheard by: Sarah


Categories: Jobs & Careers | Nevada | Strangers | Toys | Posted 2007-06-04 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

I'll Not Be Upstaged by a Rabbit

Little girl: The show will now begin. Please sit down and turn off your vibrators!

Barnes and Noble
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania


Overheard by: Pretty sure she's been to the theater before


Categories: Advice | Glad the condom broke | Pennsylvania | Toys | Posted 2007-04-07 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook