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Music teacher: Tenors like to dominate.
School
Western Australia
Australia
Early 20-something woman on cell with boyfriend: I would love to dress you up as yogurt!
Potomac, Maryland
Overheard by: Nic
Casanova: This is a replica of the helmet I wear when I fuck my wife.
Cincinnati, Ohio
Overheard by: shadow
Artist at dealer's table: ... So basically I ended up doing an Ewok mistress for him.
Anthrocon
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Queer guy to queer friend: I'll be the monkey if you'll be the old lady.
Melbourne
Australia
Shout-out: community.livejournal.com
Creepster: Do you mind if I show him a picture of you?
Cute girl: What picture?
Creepster: Catholic school girl.
Cute girl: You still have that?!
Shout-out: overheardatcornell.blogspot.com
Overheard by: bevans