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But Isn't an All-Male Choir Kinda Gay?
Weird Asian guy: You've never heard about the clitoral frequency?! It's a certain frequency that only men can hit, and if they hit it then all the women in the area will simultaneously orgasm.
Weird white guy: I've heard about the clitoral frequency! If you get an all-male choir to all sing as low as they can go, then they hit it.
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: deb
Categories: Asians | Body parts | Dorks, Geeks & Nerds | Guys | Orgasm | Singing | Washington | Weirdness | Whiteys | Posted 2008-04-16 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
According to This Good Housekeeping Checklist
Dejected neighbor: Yeah, I know. I'm more suited to kill werewolves than produce orgasms.
Derby, Connecticut
Overheard by: j
Categories: Compare and contrast | Connecticut | Default | Guys | Orgasm | Stupidity | Violence | Posted 2008-03-20 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Clearly You've Never Had Velveeta Mac N' Cheese
Professor: So, do you guys think fornication is man's greatest pleasure?
First year Humanities class: [Embarrassed silence.]
Brave student: Um... I don't know about greatest... I mean, I like to eat.
Professor, slamming hands down on desk: I've been eating for 62 years, and I've never gotten an orgasm from it!
Richmond, Indiana
Bet She's Barrels of Fun in Bed
Girl #1: Come on! Let's go!
Girl #2, drinking her milkshake: Could you just be quiet for a minute? I'm kinda in the middle of an orgasm!
Fast food joint
Fairfax, California
Overheard by: slovett
Categories: California | Chicks | Food | Orgasm | Posted 2008-01-16 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Mind Your Own Orgasms, Guys
Guy #1, to girl: Yo, if Mike and Dave lived together, how great would your orgasm be? [Girl is silent.]
Guy #2: Yeah, your leg would be drenched all the time.
Girl: I'm a girl! You can't say that to me!
Guy #1: Not with jizz! With lady juice!
Girl: Seriously! Stop!
Rutgers bus
New Jersey
Categories: Friends | New Jersey | Orgasm | Posted 2007-10-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Thanks to the Mylar Diet
Queer #1: Is that pastrami? That was the best pastrami I've ever had.
Queer #2: Did you just ejaculate confetti?
Maryland and Euclid Avenue
St. Louis, Missouri
Even without the Wink She'd Know How You Feel
Adorable professor, winking: See, now, it would be just like I came on Beth* and then winked at her.
Haverford College
Shout-out: overheardinphilly.blogspot.com
Overheard by: not beth
Categories: Orgasm | Overheard in Philly | Teachers | Posted 2007-03-22 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
