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See --Look at Her Go to Town on That Man's Shoe
Little girl: Daddy! Daddy! Emma just kissed the shopping cart!
Father: She'll kiss worse things in her life.
Hannaford
Yarmouth, Maine
Overheard by: Jade
Categories: Compare and contrast | Dads | Family ties | Girls | K-I-S-S-I-N-G | Kids | Kids | Maine | Siblings | Stores | Posted 2008-05-07 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Pickings Seem to Be Slim in Iowa
College girl #1: So I met up with Jeremy last night.
College girl #2: Ah, the one with the small penis. Wait... No, Adam has the small dick. Jeremy's the bad kisser, right?
College girl #1: To be fair, they're both bad kissers. But yeah, Adam's the one with the small dick.
Coffee shop
Iowa City, Iowa
Categories: Bars & Clubs | Bimbettes | Chicks | Compare and contrast | Default | Friends | Gossip | Iowa | K-I-S-S-I-N-G | Penis | Sexuality | Students | Posted 2008-04-03 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
So I Whacked His Weed
Hot chick on cell: He kissed me teeth-first. It was like kissing a lawn mower.
Newark, Delaware
Categories: Body parts | Chicks | Delaware | Gripes | K-I-S-S-I-N-G | Posted 2008-02-01 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Your Coquetry Piques My Curiosity
Dude: I want to fucking make out with you.
Chick: Yeah?
Dude: Yeah, maybe I will later.
Chick: Maybe.
Troy, New York
Overheard by: Andrew
Categories: K-I-S-S-I-N-G | New York | Strangers | Posted 2007-10-29 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
And Later It Did the Breast Stroke
Chick #1: Hey, it's Todd*!
Chick #2: Oh, he's a swimmer, right?
Chick #1: Yeah, his tongue swam in my mouth!
Olivet College
Olivet, Michigan
Categories: Chicks | K-I-S-S-I-N-G | Michigan | Posted 2007-10-09 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
They Got Locked Together Like Stags
Girl #1: Well, I guess that answers the question about how vampires make out.
Girl #2: Yup... And it was hot!
Boston, Massachusetts
Categories: Chicks | K-I-S-S-I-N-G | Massachusetts | Posted 2007-10-06 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Should Have Gotten It with Extra Butter
Girl #1: I dare you to make out with that piece of popcorn. [Friend makes out with popcorn.]
Girl #2: I make out with my mirror all the time.
Girl #1: Oh, honey, that's just sad.
Makeout girl: My lips feel dry...
Herndon Festival
Herndon, Virginia
Overheard by: Carly
Categories: Chicks | K-I-S-S-I-N-G | Virginia | Posted 2007-09-29 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Preferably Not Even by You
Girl straddling guy on student lounge sofa: I want to suck your face off.
Guy: I'm just trying to get laid.
Boston University Central
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Vomiting in mouth
Categories: Couples | K-I-S-S-I-N-G | Massachusetts | Sex | Posted 2007-08-29 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I'm Not Irresistible; That Makes It His Fault
Chick #1: Oh my god, I was so drunk last night! Do you think Lisa will get mad that I made out with her boyfriend?
Chick #2: Yes.
Chick #1: Well, it wasn't really my fault.
Chick #2: Yes, it was. You basically went up to him, batted your eyelashes, and started making out.
Santa Cruz, California
Overheard by: Laura
Categories: California | Hoochies | K-I-S-S-I-N-G | Posted 2007-05-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Jay and Silent Bob Finally Accept It
Woman, about two men hugging: Okay, good. Now I want to see you make out. For two minutes. In slow motion.
Crossgates Mall
Albany, New York
Overheard by: conrad jones
Categories: Creepsters | K-I-S-S-I-N-G | New York | Posted 2007-05-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
And I Was Making Out with Steve!
Guy #1: Dude, she was holding my hand and making out with Michelle at the same time.
Guy #2: Nice.
Shout-out: overheardatlc.blogspot.com
Categories: Gossip | Guys | K-I-S-S-I-N-G | Overheard at Loyola | Posted 2007-04-01 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Think Deep Down I Knew I Would Vomit on Him
Girl: This guy was really rude and annoying, so I decided to make out with him... I was really drunk and somehow that made sense.
Shout-out: overheardatlc.blogspot.com
Categories: Chicks | K-I-S-S-I-N-G | Overheard at Loyola | Stupidity | Posted 2007-03-30 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
What Do You Mean, That's Too Graphic for My Wedding Vows?
Loud girl on cell: I dunno... I mean, it takes a lot for someone to make out with you after you've been puking.
Outside Goldwin Smith Hall
Shout-out: overheardatcornell.blogspot.com
Categories: Colleges & Universities | K-I-S-S-I-N-G | On the phone | Overheard at Cornell | Posted 2007-03-22 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
