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Like Putting Mayo on French Fries
Jock on cell: I bet he's a lame fuck. He wouldn't do any of that weird stuff you like.
Barton Springs Pool
Austin, Texas
Categories: Compare and contrast | Default | Insults | Jocks | Kink | On the phone | Texas | Posted 2008-06-27 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
If I Ever Figure Out Who He Is
Woman with four kids in front of a bondage window display: See that? That's what I want to do to your dad, get him all tied up and just whip the shit out of him!
The Crypt
Denver, Colorado
If You Can Do That, What's Your Incentive to Leave the House?
Chick: No, Spencer, you don't have to lick your penis to let everyone know that you're here!
Cleveland Heights, Ohio
Overheard by: Drunk guy in apartment hallway
Mary Lou Gets Another Merit Badge
Chick #1: No sex, just rimming.
Chick #2: Great!
Denver, Colorado
Toasting with Really Large Steins of Beer?
Lesbian to girlfriend: ... That was back when I was dating this pharmacist and my sister-in-law decided to start this rumor that both of us were into this thing... [makes subtle fisting motion].
Elevator, Penrose Hospital
Colorado Springs, Colorado
... And/Or If You Live in Connecticut
Professor: ... But then he said that maybe drag isn't a great idea before you're tenured.
Hartford, Connecticut
Overheard by: Claire
Categories: Connecticut | Education | Jobs & Careers | Kink | Teachers | Posted 2008-02-05 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
But It's Not Like Anything Can Compare to Your Grandma's
Irish rugby fan, to crowd of others: ... So I said to him, 'It's just like eating out your sister's pussy -- tastes just as good, but it's not quite right.'
Metro
Paris
France
Overheard by: kitkat ...Scarred for Life
Categories: Creepsters | Family ties | France | Gripes | Kink | Posted 2008-02-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I'd Do Almost Anything for Dick
Teen girl: Hmmm. Nixon. I'd strip for Richard Nixon.
High school football game
Tucson, Arizona
Overheard by: At least our children know their American history.
Just to Dip My Celery Stalk in Her Bloody Mary
Drunk guy: Man, that girl was so hot, I'd eat her period!
Marina Del Rey, California
Overheard by: James Jameson
Categories: California | Drunks | Kink | Licking | Posted 2008-01-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Hey, That Was Just a Freak Picnicking Accident
Black chick: I'm sorry -- I don't have relations with inanimate objects!
Black guy: A rock is not inanimate...
Florida State University
Tallahassee, Florida
Overheard by: Iniego Strangelove
Categories: Black people | Florida | Kink | Posted 2007-12-20 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
"You're the Worst Math Tutor Ever," I Said.
Marine #1: So, how was it?
Marine #2: Crazy. She wanted me to take a shit in her pussy. That's fucking weird, man.
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Soundbite Lover
Categories: California | Kink | Military | Poop | Vagina | Posted 2007-11-20 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Fucking Puritans
Confused guy on cell: What I don't get is, what part of the country are there people like this? I mean, I draw the line at spitting in someone's asshole!
Raleigh, North Carolina
Overheard by: whylime
Categories: Kink | North Carolina | On the phone | Posted 2007-10-01 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
It's Good to Have Plans
Drunk girl: I want to find a really kinky man tonight and shit on his chest.
Shout-out: community.livejournal.com
Categories: Drunks | Kink | Overheard in Melbourne's Journal | Poop | Posted 2007-09-26 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Um... During?
Hot girl: I haven't had sex in so long.
Cute friend, nodding: Mmmm.
Hot girl: Nobody pays attention to me...
Cute friend: It's 'cause you only have boyfriends.
Hot girl: Yeah... And... [Whispers] I kinda like pooping.
Tampa, Florida
Categories: Bimbettes | Florida | Gender issues | Kink | Poop | Sex | Time Management | Posted 2007-09-07 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
"Toothpick in My Buttcrack" Zooms to the Top of the Billboard Hot 100
Sister: Daniel, stop!
Brother: What is he doing?
Sister: He shoved a toothpick in my buttcrack... I hope I don't get a splinter!
Shout-out: www.overheardinchtown.blogspot.com
Overheard by: hm
Categories: Kink | Overheard in Inchtown | Siblings | Posted 2007-08-13 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Well, Okay -- I'll Try Anything Once
Customer to clerk: Maybe my idea of sex is sticking a drill in your head.
Visible Voice Books
Cleveland, Ohio
Overheard by: phoebe
Categories: Creepsters | Kink | Ohio | Posted 2007-08-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Of Course!
Teen #1: Dude, gross!
Teen #2: Come on, man! Don't act like that, you've wondered if it was worth it having your asshole licked during sex, too!
Teen #1: Yeah, but not by a fat Asian chick!
Stranger: Was it worth it?
Modern Skate and Surf
Royal Oak, Michigan
Well, We've Revised the Script and Now It's Hamsters
Girl: You know -- that thing where you have a fetish for albinos...?
Emerson College
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Hannah
Categories: Kink | Massachusetts | Students | Posted 2007-05-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Perhaps It's Time to Repair the Hole in Our Shared Wall
Girl: So, felching is when I rim you, right?
Guy: Something like that.
Girl: Is it like a frumpie? I think I'm more comfortable getting fucked in the ass by a girl than a guy. I mean, it's like the oral thing -- I'd rather lick a pussy while you fuck me than suck a dick.
Guy: Alright.
Girl: I can't believe your neighbor knocked on your door to shut us up! That was too funny.
Guy: She's British. She doesn't really understand rough sex, just tea and finding her husband in her thongs.
Hop's Grill and Bar
Gainesville, Florida
Overheard by: just trying to eat dinner without hearing the word 'frumpie'
Categories: Creepsters | Florida | Kink | Restaurants | Posted 2007-04-26 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Or Was It Your Turn to Take the Roofies?
Dude to another: Remember that gang bang we had last night?
Shout-out: overheardina2.blogspot.com
Categories: Creepsters | Kink | Overheard in Ann Arbor | Questions | Posted 2007-04-22 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
For You, No. But Me?
Chick: So, first of all, I'm allergic to mango skin. So sticking one up my vagina just wouldn't work.
Shout-out: greenoverheard.blogspot.com
Overheard by:
Categories: Chicks | Fruit | Kink | So College | Vagina | Posted 2007-04-10 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
He's Now Extinct
Woman: I can't believe my friend pterodactyled me yesterday.
Stumptown Coffee House
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: jose
Categories: Chicks | Kink | Overheard in PDX | Posted 2007-03-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
