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...He's a Keeper, Abby!
Girl #1: And like, he gets me so drunk that when I get off I barf!
Girl #2: Wow!
Ottawa
Canadia
Overheard by: Chiz
Categories: Canadia | Drinking & drunks | Getting off | Girls | Sensory experiences | Weirdness | Posted 2011-05-10 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
That's Some Top-Drawer Fucking Right There
TA: I fucked that little guy from my class again. But I left a drawer in my desk open. He found a Sudafed and I came.
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Categories: Getting off | Health & Hygiene | Massachusetts | Sex | Teachers | Posted 2010-05-07 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
"Ethics Of Video Games?" Excuse Us.
Ethics of video games professor: And that's why they stoned women in the middle ages. Brunette, whispering: I think he gets off on video games.
Blonde, whispering: Ham?
Brunette, whispering: Him!
Blonde, whispering: I am not a ham!
(both girls start laughing)
Professor: Excuse me?
DePaul University
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Margo
You're an Ass Whore?
20-something girl #1: I can so control when he gets off now.
20-something girl #2: How?
20-something girl #1: I just bend over and tell him that my ass is jealous.
20-something girl #2: Oh my god!
Sushi Bar
Tempe, Arizona
Categories: Arizona | Ass | Bars & Clubs | Default | Getting off | Girls | Questions | Posted 2009-03-05 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Know It's Badminton, but It Feels So Goodminton
Physical education teacher, demonstrating the overhead smash in badminton: So I'm gonna find myself in a bad position and Sean is just gonna unload on me.
Monson, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Sarah
Categories: Default | Euphemisms | Getting off | Massachusetts | Teachers | Weirdness | Posted 2009-01-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Gently Down the Stream?
Guy cuddling his girlfriend: I'm lactating, lactating, lactating!
Shout-out: www.overheardinminneapolis.com
Overheard by: quoi?
Categories: Bragging | Getting off | Guys | Overheard in Minneapolis | Posted 2008-01-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
All That Talk of Stakes...
High school girl #1: That guy in front of us is pretty hot.
High school girl #2: I thought that, too, until I realized he was touching himself during the play.
High school girl #1: What?!
High school girl #2: Yeah. I guess the Salem Witch Trials turn him on.
Intermission of The Crucible
Nashville, Tennessee
Overheard by: the dude was a freshman.
Categories: Chicks | Getting off | Tennessee | Posted 2007-12-09 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Your Honor, I Was Only Following His Instructions
Small Mexican man in hot dog suit: Eat me, eat me, eat me, eat me, eat me.
20-ish chick waiting to cross street: No, thank you.
Hot dog man: Eat me, eat me, eat me, eat me!
20-ish chick: No, really -- thank you, but I'll pass. [Muttering] God, will this light ever change?!
Hot dog man: Eat me, eat me, eat me!
Wrigley Field
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Cubs Fan
Categories: Creepsters | Getting off | Illinois | Posted 2007-11-24 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
... Doug
Man on cell: So, are we seeing a chick flick tonight? ... Am I gonna get any play afterwards? ... Sweet, I'll see you later.
Shout-out: www.overheardinminneapolis.com
Categories: Getting off | On the phone | Overheard in Minneapolis | Posted 2007-10-05 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
It's Like Being Celibate, but Without the Effort
Man: I just get turned on by nuclear holocausts.
Gateway High School
Florida
Overheard by: Pilbur
Categories: Creepsters | Florida | Getting off | Posted 2007-09-30 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The Rabbi Is Huge
Chick: Wow, you're radiating!
Sunburned girl: Yeah, that's the sunburn. Oh, and the fact that I get really horny during exams, and all I can think about is boning... C'mon, you know you all do it.
Chick: Yeah, I go to synagogue for that.
Shout-out: www.overheardatmcgill.com
Categories: Chicks | Getting off | Gossip | Overheard at McGill | Posted 2007-09-27 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Should We Invite Her?
Dude #1: Dude, did you see Rachel in class today? Smokin'!
Dude #2: Yeah... I'm totally going to wack off to her spring break pics on Facebook tonight.
Dude #1: She put up spring break pics? Me too, then...
James Madison University
Harrisonburg, Virginia
Overheard by: OdinUSMC
Categories: Frat boy types | Getting off | Virginia | Posted 2007-09-16 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
But I Did Get a Call-Back for Cirque du Soleil
Dude #1: I pulled a muscle.
Dude #2, after short pause: How?
Dude #1: Have you ever tried to fuck yourself? It's really hard! I did and pulled a muscle.
Hampden Academy
Maine
Overheard by: Last final
Categories: Getting off | Idiots | Maine | Posted 2007-07-14 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Could Give a Damn How Mom Feels
Creepster #1: You know what's really hot?
Creepster #2: What?
Creepster #1: Sniffing a sexy chick's underwear.
Creepster #2: Yeah, man.
Creepster #1: So you do it, too? I do it after sex when she leaves the room.
Creepster #2: Yeah, me, too... But usually it's my mom's underwear, so my girlfriend doesn't get weirded out.
Shout-out: www.overheardatmcgill.com
Categories: Creepsters | Family ties | Getting off | Overheard at McGill | Posted 2007-06-01 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
