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I'd Love to See That Resume
Cashier: Ok, you can step directly over to the salad tosser.
Surprised guy ordering: Her title is "Salad tosser"?
Arby's Marketfresh
Atlanta, Georgia
Categories: Employees | Euphemisms | Food | Georgia | Guys | Licking | Names | Offers and requests | Questions | Restaurants | Words | Posted 2008-04-19 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Sometimes You Do Know What You're Missing
Little old lady to husband: I don't care how many times you've washed it or how clean it is! I've lived 60 years without my tongue making acquaintance with your asshole, and I'm not about to introduce the two of them now!
St. Louis Street
Lebanon, Illinois
Overheard by: AlternknitiveKnitter
Categories: Ass | Body parts | Couples | Default | Gripes | Illinois | Licking | Old folks | Time Management | Posted 2008-03-29 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The Adult Version of "Got Your Nose"
Hot guy to hot girlfriend: I really liked it when you humped my face today... I think my nose even disappeared for a few seconds.
Whataburger
Plano, Texas
Overheard by: C.D.
Categories: Body parts | Compliments | Couples | Licking | Texas | Posted 2008-02-01 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Just to Dip My Celery Stalk in Her Bloody Mary
Drunk guy: Man, that girl was so hot, I'd eat her period!
Marina Del Rey, California
Overheard by: James Jameson
Categories: California | Drunks | Kink | Licking | Posted 2008-01-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Of Course
Frat boy: So, last night I had a dream, and I was eating pussy. Of course, it was a caramelized pussy...
Goshen, Connecticut
Overheard by: sweet and sour
Categories: Connecticut | Frat boy types | Gossip | Licking | Vagina | Posted 2008-01-13 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Will Accept That As a Promissory Note
Hipster girl: Don't you dare lick me!
Hipster boy: [Licks her.]
Hipster girl: I love you.
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Are You Sure You're Using Them Correctly?
Guy to girlfriend: I like when we're both using our laptops and I lick your nipple and it shocks me, like licking a nine-volt battery.
Palo Alto, California
Categories: California | Guys | Laptops | Licking | Nipples | Posted 2007-07-29 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Of Course!
Teen #1: Dude, gross!
Teen #2: Come on, man! Don't act like that, you've wondered if it was worth it having your asshole licked during sex, too!
Teen #1: Yeah, but not by a fat Asian chick!
Stranger: Was it worth it?
Modern Skate and Surf
Royal Oak, Michigan
Okay, What Is My Motivation Here?
Girl: I don't like to be licked out of context.
New Rez common room
Shout-out: www.overheardatmcgill.com
Categories: Chicks | Licking | Overheard at McGill | Posted 2007-03-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
