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Especially If, Instead of the G-Spot, There Was a Little Plastic Prize
Guy: But I hate wearing condoms! I can't feel anything. I might as well put my dick in a cereal box.
Girl: I think my vagina is a bit different from a cereal box.
Dude, excitedly: If your vagina had cereal in it, I'd eat you out all the time!
Davidson, North Carolina
Categories: Compare and contrast | Condoms | Couples | Food | Foreplay | Girls | Gripes | Guys | North Carolina | Sensory experiences | Posted 2008-05-26 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
If You Have a Very Liberal Definition of "Okay"
Girl on cell phone: So I got a little finger action this week, but I said 'No' so it's okay.
Cleveland, Ohio
Overheard by: Justin
Categories: Default | Euphemisms | Feelings | Foreplay | Girls | Ohio | On the phone | Words | Posted 2008-04-13 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Who Are You?
Guy to girl: What? Your tummy hurts? Let's make out!
Auburn, Alabama
Categories: Couples | Default | Foreplay | Maladies | Offers and requests | Posted 2008-03-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
And She'd Fallen Asleep at the Wheel.
Girl: Hey! How are you? Anything new and exciting?
Friend: I got rear-ended while driving yesterday because a woman was receiving oral sex.
Kalamazoo College
Kalamazoo, Michigan
This Line Is Three Hours Long. Got to Pass the time Somehow
High school girl #1, screaming: Oh my god!
High school girl #2: What happened?!
High school girl #1, pointing at girl #3: She just shoved her finger up my crotch!
Space Mountain line, Disneyland
California
Overheard by: bobbie the tortfeasor
Categories: California | Foreplay | Teens | Posted 2007-09-27 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
So Now I've Got This Sore or Whatever
Girl #1: So I was, like, in this hot tub with this guy, and we're, like, making out or whatever.
Girl #2: Uh-huh...
Girl #1: And then I go, 'What's your name?' And I think he said something, but I was like, 'Whatever.'
Shout-out: overheardatcornell.blogspot.com
Overheard by: alex b.
Categories: Bimbettes | Colleges & Universities | Foreplay | Names | New York | Overheard at Cornell | Relationships | Stupidity | Posted 2007-04-15 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
