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16 and NOT Pregnant Is Rather a Snoozefest
High school girl: I've gone to second base with a guy, but have done pretty much everything with a girl. Because penises are scary.
Forest of Fear
Tuxedo, New York
Overheard by: Kaitlen
My Mistake Was Shaking His Hand
20-something to friend: I can't believe you asked if he was the handjob guy!
Norman, Oklahoma
Why Do You Go to Church?
Girl to friend: It's like someone touches your cunt and you get all happy.
Easton, Maryland
Which Is Why Robot Sex Is the Wave Of the Future
Guy in bicycle to another, intensely: People like to be artificially stimulated.
Encino, California
Categories: California | Foreplay | Guys | Technology | Posted 2009-08-07 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The Mister Rogers Episode PBS Never Wanted You to See
Neighbor: The first guy that ever fingered me wore Drakkar Noir.
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: sassy san franciscan
Categories: Clothes | Default | Foreplay | Girls | Memory lane | San Francisco | Posted 2008-12-09 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
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Maternity nurse to nursing students: I mean, how many fingers do I want in my vagina in twelve hours?
Clinton Township, Michigan
How This Is Relevant to Jane Eyre Has Yet to Become Clear
Professor: So the idea of women getting foreplay before sex often ends up being a way...
Student (cutting her off): For him to get you just wet enough so he can stick it in.
Professor: Well, I was trying to think of a more polite way to say it, but...yes.
Shout-out: www.overheardatumbc.com
Categories: Compare and contrast | Default | Etiquette | Foreplay | Girls | Overheard at UMBC | Students | Teachers | Women | Words | Posted 2008-10-13 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Interestingly, Gay Recruiters Use the Same Argument
Drunk guy: Foreplay? What the fuck is that!?
Edmonton
Canadia
Overheard by: B_friendly
I've Practiced on My Lifesized "Seven of Nine" Doll
Nerdy teen #1: So you just sort of put your hands down her pants and rub up behind her.
Nerdy teen #2 (nodding): Yeah. I know what you mean.
Vancouver
Canadia
Overheard by: iloveholidays
Especially If, Instead of the G-Spot, There Was a Little Plastic Prize
Guy: But I hate wearing condoms! I can't feel anything. I might as well put my dick in a cereal box.
Girl: I think my vagina is a bit different from a cereal box.
Dude, excitedly: If your vagina had cereal in it, I'd eat you out all the time!
Davidson, North Carolina
Categories: Compare and contrast | Condoms | Couples | Food | Foreplay | Girls | Gripes | Guys | North Carolina | Sensory experiences | Posted 2008-05-26 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
If You Have a Very Liberal Definition of "Okay"
Girl on cell phone: So I got a little finger action this week, but I said 'No' so it's okay.
Cleveland, Ohio
Overheard by: Justin
Categories: Default | Euphemisms | Feelings | Foreplay | Girls | Ohio | On the phone | Words | Posted 2008-04-13 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Who Are You?
Guy to girl: What? Your tummy hurts? Let's make out!
Auburn, Alabama
Categories: Couples | Default | Foreplay | Maladies | Offers and requests | Posted 2008-03-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
And She'd Fallen Asleep at the Wheel.
Girl: Hey! How are you? Anything new and exciting?
Friend: I got rear-ended while driving yesterday because a woman was receiving oral sex.
Kalamazoo College
Kalamazoo, Michigan
This Line Is Three Hours Long. Got to Pass the time Somehow
High school girl #1, screaming: Oh my god!
High school girl #2: What happened?!
High school girl #1, pointing at girl #3: She just shoved her finger up my crotch!
Space Mountain line, Disneyland
California
Overheard by: bobbie the tortfeasor
Categories: California | Foreplay | Teens | Posted 2007-09-27 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
So Now I've Got This Sore or Whatever
Girl #1: So I was, like, in this hot tub with this guy, and we're, like, making out or whatever.
Girl #2: Uh-huh...
Girl #1: And then I go, 'What's your name?' And I think he said something, but I was like, 'Whatever.'
Shout-out: overheardatcornell.blogspot.com
Overheard by: alex b.
Categories: Bimbettes | Colleges & Universities | Foreplay | Names | New York | Overheard at Cornell | Relationships | Stupidity | Posted 2007-04-15 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
