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You Must Be Gay, Then
Boy: So, do you have a boyfriend?
Cute, chubby girl, with suspicion: No...
Boy: Can I get your number?
Girl: No.
Boy: Why?
Girl: I'm gay.
Boy: Oh... Really?
Girl: No. Sorry. Creeper reflex.
Boy: So you wanna go out?
Girl: No.
Starbucks
Manhattan, New York
Categories: Bars & Clubs | Bonding | Gender issues | Girls | Guys | Lies | New York | Offers and requests | Questions | Sexuality | Posted 2010-08-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Still Think The Bachelor Can't Get Any Worse?
Guy on crutches: I have nothing to offer a woman. It's like, "hey! I live at the homeless shelter, wanna go on a fucking date?"
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Libby
Categories: Bonding | Guys | Massachusetts | Money | Offers and requests | Posted 2010-08-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
...On the Internet, I Met Someone Who Was All Three!
Girl #1: You should stop meeting guys off the internet so much. They're creepy.
Girl #2: The internet is the best place to meet people. I met a rapist at a job interview, a pimp at the airport, and a pedophile at church.
Norman, Oklahoma
Categories: Bonding | Compare and contrast | Girls | Internet | Jobs & Careers | Oklahoma | Religion | Violence | Weirdness | Posted 2010-08-07 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
...We're Aiming for a Spring Wedding.
Girl #1: Jeff once told me if he didn't get laid within the first week, the relationship wasn't going to work out.
Girl #2: Oh my god.
Girl #1: Yeah, Jeff's a great guy.
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Introducing the Deepest Relationship in L.A.
Persian guy #1: So are you going to go out with her again?
Persian guy #2: Yeah, she's a cool girl, man. She likes techno and brands...
Los Angeles, California
Categories: Bonding | California | Foreigners | Technology | Posted 2010-04-09 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Our Sex Life Is Gaggleicious
19-year-old girlfriend: You're a silly goose!
19-year-old boyfriend: You are too!
19-year-old girlfriend: That's why we are dating!
Memphis, Tennessee
Especially If It's Not the Hair on Your Head
Teenage boy #1: I just get so nervous when she touches me, man. I think I'm ready to tell her how I feel.
Teenage boy #2: No, no, no, dude! Wait till she plays with your hair. When she plays with your hair, that's love.
Shout-out: feeds.feedburner.com
Overheard by: a sure sign
Yeah, Um, We Got the Roses and Chocolates
Teacher during earthquake drill: Guys, if we die right now, I love you!
Rock Bridge High School
Columbia, Maryland
Overheard by: Kelsey
Sean Looks for Any Excuse to Buy a Purse
Dude playing Wii: That's gonna be my one year anniversary with my Wii. I should take it out and buy it a purse...
Marist College
Poughkeepsie, New York
Overheard by: Russ
Categories: Bonding | Dorks, Geeks & Nerds | New York | Technology | Posted 2007-12-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
And He Told Me He Was Saving the Good Roofies for Me
Sorostitute #1: So, he tried walking me back to his frat house and he was holding my hand... I should've fucked him, right?
Sorostitute #2: What? You just met him! And he's hooked up with Patricia*. I mean, hellooo -- bad taste.
Sorostitute #1: I totally should have. I mean, he was holding my hand, after all.
Duke University
Durham, North Carolina
Categories: Bonding | North Carolina | Sorority types | Posted 2007-10-29 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Now I'm Not So Sure...
Hot chick #1: You? You're gonna love me.
Hot chick #2: I already do!
Hot chick #1: Good. Cream cheese?
Shout-out: overheardatwestern.blogspot.com
Categories: Bonding | Chicks | Overheard at Western | Posted 2007-08-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Will Accept That As a Promissory Note
Hipster girl: Don't you dare lick me!
Hipster boy: [Licks her.]
Hipster girl: I love you.
Minneapolis, Minnesota
