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Yeah, Um, We Got the Roses and Chocolates

Teacher during earthquake drill: Guys, if we die right now, I love you!

Rock Bridge High School
Columbia, Maryland


Overheard by: Kelsey


Categories: Bonding | Maryland | Teachers | Posted 2007-12-14 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Sean Looks for Any Excuse to Buy a Purse

Dude playing Wii: That's gonna be my one year anniversary with my Wii. I should take it out and buy it a purse...

Marist College
Poughkeepsie, New York


Overheard by: Russ


Categories: Bonding | Dorks, Geeks & Nerds | New York | Technology | Posted 2007-12-12 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

And He Told Me He Was Saving the Good Roofies for Me

Sorostitute #1: So, he tried walking me back to his frat house and he was holding my hand... I should've fucked him, right?
Sorostitute #2: What? You just met him! And he's hooked up with Patricia*. I mean, hellooo -- bad taste.
Sorostitute #1: I totally should have. I mean, he was holding my hand, after all.

Duke University
Durham, North Carolina


Categories: Bonding | North Carolina | Sorority types | Posted 2007-10-29 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Now I'm Not So Sure...

Hot chick #1: You? You're gonna love me.
Hot chick #2: I already do!
Hot chick #1: Good. Cream cheese?

Shout-out: overheardatwestern.blogspot.com


Categories: Bonding | Chicks | Overheard at Western | Posted 2007-08-08 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

I Will Accept That As a Promissory Note

Hipster girl: Don't you dare lick me!
Hipster boy: [Licks her.]
Hipster girl: I love you.

Minneapolis, Minnesota


Categories: Bonding | Hipsters | Licking | Minnesota | Posted 2007-07-30 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook