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Or Wokker, Texas Ranger

Student to friend: Of course meat and veggies on a plate aren't supposed to touch each other! If they were then they'd be called... Uh... Uh... Starsky and Hutch!

Hillerød
Denmark


Overheard by: ?


Categories: Europe | Food | Friends | Names | Students | TV shows | Posted 2010-09-03 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Isn't That an R. Kelly Song?

Girl #1: Oh, I love Law & Order: SVU!
Girl #2: I know! Rape just brings out the best in people!

Richmond, Virginia

Overheard by: 804laura


Categories: Girls | TV shows | Violence | Virginia | Posted 2010-08-19 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

B-

Fine arts teacher: Michelangelo and Donatello. They were both brilliant, they were both homosexual, they were both... Both...
Girl: Ninja turtles!

Ohio


Categories: Education | Girls | Ohio | Sexuality | Stupidity | TV shows | Teachers | Posted 2010-08-11 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Here's James Cameron to Explain

Cute young woman, watching tv while studying: Ew, they are kissing so deep! It's gross!
Seemingly gay guy, also studying in the table: Kay*, you don't even know what deep is.

Campinas
Brazil


Categories: Brazil | K-I-S-S-I-N-G | Queers | Stupidity | TV shows | Women | Posted 2010-07-23 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

I Also Don't Believe in the Existence Of John and Kate

Suspicious wife: Hey, didn't you tell me that mermaids don't really exist?
Husband: Yes. And I stand by that.
Suspicious wife: Then how cone they had a show on TLC called Mermaid Girl and it was all about a girl who was a real mermaid?
Husband: They aren't talking about the kind of mermaid that you're thinking of! It's probably just a girl with her legs fused together or something. The mermaids you're thinking of don't exist and they never have!
Suspicious wife: They exist. You lied to me!

Toronto
Canadia


Overheard by: Momo


Categories: Canadia | Couples | Health & Hygiene | Lies | Questions | Stupidity | TV shows | Posted 2010-07-17 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Nature: 3 Nurture: 0

Five-year-old boy, watching news about Priscilla Queen of the Desert on tv: Those ladies look very strange.
Dad: They're actually men dressed as ladies, Edward.
Five-year-old boy: I'm going to dress like that when I'm a man!

London
England


Overheard by: Murray


Categories: Clothes | Clothing | Dads | England | Kids | Kids | Parenting | Sexuality | TV shows | Posted 2010-07-10 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Gosh, You're Such a Luke.

Guy: And then I'll go home and watch Gilmore Girls. (awkward silence) I mean something manly.

London
England


Overheard by: ohdear


Categories: Gender issues | Guys | Sexuality | TV shows | UK | Posted 2010-05-27 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

What Happens When You Get Free Coffee at Work

Female barista: He's going to Tel Aviv or something. I don't even know where that is.
Male barista: Tel Aviv?
Female barista: Yeah, it's like in Egypt or something, I think.
Male barista: Oh, wait, no, that's the tv station.
Female barista: What?
Male barista: Yeah, it's like their version of the BBC.

Starbucks
Orinda, California


Categories: Baristas | Bars & Clubs | California | Geography | Stupidity | TV shows | Posted 2010-05-17 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

At Some Point, One Gets Full Of TV

Middle-aged woman: What's on TV tonight?
Middle-aged man: I think Chuck is.
Middle-aged woman: Oh, do we watch that?
Middle-aged man: I don't know.

Boone, North Carolina


Categories: Couples | North Carolina | Questions | TV shows | Posted 2010-05-07 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Is That Even Possible?

Jersey Shore fan: Can you put on Jersey Shore? It's the reunion!
Bartender: Sure, I was kind of hoping someone would ask.
Female drinker: Wow, I am going to watch this dumbass show in a bar, is this happening?
Jersey Shore fan: You love it, don't try to lie cause your boys are here.
Bartender: These people are crazy, and that's why we watch.
Bar patron: I cant believe I am watching the reunion show without having seen a full episode. You are right: I cant stop watching this. What the fuck? Is her name J-Lo?
Jersey Shore fan: J... Wow! She is awesome, snookie is my favorite. I wish I could be friends with her.
Bartender: You have enough slutty friends.

Bar
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania


Overheard by: Earnie Hustleton


Categories: Baristas | Bars & Clubs | Drunks | Insults | Pennsylvania | Sexuality | TV shows | Wishes | Posted 2010-04-20 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Boobs Are Pretty Much in the Public Domain, Anyway

Guy #1: I really don't think it's that bad. I dunno why he's so mad. I mean, all she did was show her boobs to some cameraman for some money. It's not like she did anything wrong, right?
Guy #2: What if it was your girlfriend on Girls Gone Wild? How would you feel?
Guy #1: I dunno... Glad I get to see them for free?

Irvine, California

Overheard by: cheekzz


Categories: California | Compare and contrast | Guys | Rack | Relationships | TV shows | Posted 2010-03-23 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

We Can't Do the Mental Gymnastics Necessary for This One

Woman #1: If I were obsessive compulsive like Monk, I'd pick a cleaner city than San Francisco to live in.
Woman #2: That's why they film it in Canada.

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Eric


Categories: California | Cleanliness | Geography | TV shows | Women | Posted 2010-03-15 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Back Up-- What Does "She Gave Me Her Brush" Mean?

Six-year-old boy: I French-kissed my girlfriend today!
17-year-old girl: What? French kissed? You're six!
Six-year-old boy: I still did it. She gave me her brush!
17-year-old girl: You're six! You shouldn't know what French kissing is!
Six-year-old boy: I watch Family Guy.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Mia


Categories: Girls | K-I-S-S-I-N-G | Kids | Kids | Pennsylvania | TV shows | Posted 2010-03-05 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Clearly, It's Unforgettable

Girl: Hey, do you remember that show The Littlest Hobo?
Guy: Yeah.
Girl: That's all. I just wanted to remind you of it.

Toronto
Ontario
Canadia


Overheard by: Meech


Categories: Canadia | Girls | Guys | Memory lane | Questions | TV shows | Weirdness | Posted 2010-02-04 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

And My Dad Says I Don't Pursue My Goals!

30-something white guy on cell: It may be an all-time low, but I can successfully whack it to Telemundo.

Frisco, Texas


Categories: Compare and contrast | Guys | On the phone | TV shows | Texas | Whiteys | Posted 2010-01-10 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Which Is Sort Of Like Reparations...

Black woman, chuckling gleefully at bad financial news on tv: Oh, some white folks gon' kill themselves now!

Medical Office Waiting Room
Chesapeake, Virginia


Overheard by: Ashleigh


Categories: Black people | Death & dying | Doctor's office | Race | TV shows | Virginia | Women | Posted 2009-11-25 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Is He on First?

Girl #1: You know every time I see Tyler Perry I think about the white Tyler Perry.
Girl #2: That's Steven Perry from Aerosmith.
Girl #3: That's Steven Tyler.
Girl #1: Well, I'm talking about the Tyler Perry from Friends.
Girl #4: That's Mathew Perry!

Cancun
Mexico

You Could Just Steal the Boxed Set, Sweetie.

Teenage daughter: Mom, I have a plan for my future.
Mother: And what's that?
Teenage daughter: Save someone's life so they are indebted to me and will buy me the complete Twilight Zone boxed set.
Mother: Between this and your brother who I haven't seen in four days, I don't think I screwed up at all.

Highlands Ranch, Colorado

Overheard by: Julia


Categories: Colorado | Compare and contrast | Family ties | Moms | Parenting | Stupidity | TV shows | Teens | Posted 2009-11-23 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Like a Tapir?

Cashier: I never noticed before, but you look like a meerkat.
Customer: Is that another Pokemon?

Yarmouth, Maine

Overheard by: Jade


Categories: Animals | Clients | Compare and contrast | Employees | Maine | Questions | TV shows | Posted 2009-11-21 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Whiter? Is That Possible?

Girl: It's like Everybody Loves Raymond, but with white people.

Columbia, Maryland

Overheard by: Liz


Categories: Compare and contrast | Girls | Maryland | Race | TV shows | Posted 2009-11-13 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

You're That Guy Every Day.

Girlfriend: I'm gonna get a black wig and a skirt, and I'm putting body-glitter on you and doing your hair like you're in 90210 and you're going as Edward. It'll be like ironic.
Boyfriend: I'm gonna put some mayonnaise on my pants and go as that "jizzed in my pants" guy.
Girlfriend: No, you're not.

Gainesville, Florida


Categories: Clothes | Clothing | Couples | Cum | Florida | Food | Hair | TV shows | Posted 2009-11-06 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

For the Same Reason the Tampon Ads Spare Us the Gory Details

Older woman, watching Viagra tv commercial: Why don't they ever show the guy from the waist down with a big ol' boner?

Airport
Atlanta, Georgia


Categories: Airports & flights | Erections | Georgia | Old folks | Penis | Questions | TV shows | Women | Posted 2009-11-05 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

When Momma Grows Red Fur, Then We'll Talk.

Dad: Does Gracie love momma?
Toddler: Pshnoooooo.
Dad: Does Gracie love Elmo?
Toddler: Yeah!

Target
Nashville, Tennessee


Categories: Dads | Family ties | Feelings | Kids | Kids | Parenting | Questions | TV shows | Tennessee | Posted 2009-10-18 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Your Greatest Achievement Since Your Darfur/Wizard Of Oz Essay

Guy: You do realize what you just did, right? You tied a Holocaust paper to Pokemon.

Shout-out: www.overheardatmcgill.com

Overheard by: rvc


Categories: Guys | History | Overheard at McGill | Questions | Stupidity | TV shows | Posted 2009-10-01 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Too Late.

Man to friends: I think I'm finally gonna quit my job and write the sitcom I've always wanted to, about the sassy robot.

Shout-out: eavesdropdc.blogspot.com

Overheard by: Ian


Categories: Eavesdrop DC | Friends | Jobs & Careers | TV shows | Weirdness | Wishes | Posted 2009-09-29 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Fox: "Can We Base a Reality Series on That Premise?"

Professor: I don't even turn on the television anymore. It's just violence. It's all rape, and gore, and homosexual pedophiles in wheelchairs who chop up grandmothers.

Shout-out: www.overheardatmcgill.com

Overheard by: philosopher


Categories: Overheard at McGill | Sex | Sexuality | TV shows | Teachers | Violence | Weirdness | Posted 2009-09-29 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Ironically, They Were Dancing to "Walk Like an Egyptian"

Hairdresser to client in salon: I really like Egypt, you know? I feel like I have a connection to Egypt, like I was there in a past life. Like, I was watching this show on the History Channel about Egypt? Or some place? And they have three religions there? The first one was this religion where everybody kisses this wall? Mmm-mm-mm-mm. They were making out with this wall! They loved that wall. And then the next religion, god told Abraham to kill his son? What kind of crazy religion is that? And then the third religion was all these people standing up, and bending down.
Client: They were probably Muslims. They were praying towards Mecca...
Hairdresser: Uh huh. And I said to my boyfriend, "that's good exercise." I was going to watch more, but Dancing with the Stars was on.

Collingswood, New Jersey

So Get Your Velma Over Here and Let's Party.

Man on cell, about his genitals: Yeah, it's shaped up like a 'fro on a Scooby Doo Chia Pet.

Toronto
Canadia


Categories: Balls | Canadia | Compare and contrast | Guys | Hair | On the phone | TV shows | Toys | Posted 2009-09-13 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

...Okay, Love You Too, Grandma. Bye.

iPod girl on cell: I'm eating lunch and listening to lesbian music. (pause) Yeah, The L Word soundtrack. I'm working on becoming a lesbian again. (laughs) I'm just kidding. I'm still gonna drive stick. (pause) That's what happens when you're a cock whore. You can't just give it up cold turkey.

Atlanta, Georgia


Categories: Georgia | Girls | Music | On the phone | Penis | Sex | Sexuality | TV shows | Posted 2009-09-05 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

You Bring the Earl Grey, I'll Bring the Bitches

Hispanic guy to large white guy: Maybe we can catch the rest of What Not to Wear, man!

Austin, Texas


Categories: Fat people | Latinos | TV shows | Texas | Weirdness | Whiteys | Wishes | Posted 2009-09-03 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

And What's Written on the Box Makes No Sense at All

Bad-ass #1: What is Two and a Half Men about, anyway?
Bad-ass #2: Stop fuckin' askin' me, man! I told you, I don't know!

Video Store
Adelaide
Australia


Overheard by: behind the counter


Categories: Assholes | Australia | Insults | Questions | Stores | Stupidity | TV shows | Posted 2009-09-02 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Isn't Canadia Where TV Shows Go After Death?

Fab teenage girl with huge pink sunglasses: I fucking loved Sue Thomas: F.B.Eye! I have no fucking idea why they canceled it!
Teenage boy dressed in all black, munching cookie: Me neither. That was show was kickass.
Fab teenage girl: Probably 'cuz all the old people were like, "this show's really fucking gay." But I think that that one guy was really hot. Stupid fucking old people.

Ottawa
Ontario
Canadia


Categories: Canadia | Gripes | Insults | Sexuality | TV shows | Teens | Posted 2009-08-27 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

That's a Description Best Saved for Molten Chocolate Cake

Chick #1: That's the best episode of SpongeBob ever.
Chick #2: I knooow!
Chick #1: It's like an orgasm!
Chick #2: No. (pause) No, it's not.

Littleton, Colorado


Categories: Chicks | Colorado | Compare and contrast | Orgasm | TV shows | Posted 2009-08-23 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Except No One's Posing As Gay

Woman, waiting for Two Gentlemen of Verona to begin: This is one of Shakespeare's comedies, right?
Friend: Yes.
Woman: Someone will cross-dress, there will be mistaken identity, and love triangles, and everything will turn out well. All Shakespeare comedies have the same plot.
Friend: Yeah, pretty much.
Woman: They're all just episodes of Three's Company.

Boulder, Colorado


Categories: Books | Colorado | Compare and contrast | Feelings | Friends | Questions | Relationships | TV shows | Women | Posted 2009-08-16 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

I'm Just Psyched to Have the Opportunity to Mock It

Tween #1, excitedly: Oh my god! Look, it's High School Musical stuff!
Tween #2: I hate High School Musical.
Tween #1: Oh, well... so do I!

Hickory Hollow Mall
Nashville, Tennessee


Overheard by: i hate it too


Categories: Gripes | Malls | Stupidity | TV shows | Tennessee | Tweens | Posted 2009-07-17 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

For Example, They Blush When You Cook 'em

Sweaty guy: Lobsters are self-aware, man.
(friend #1 and friend #2 nod in agreement)
Sweaty guy
: Yeah, I used to work in this restaurant, and we'd make this lobster soup every day. I'd put one lobster on the counter and one in the boiling water. Dude, as soon as the first lobster hit the water, his buddy would start freaking out. He would put his claws up, like he was pleading for his life.

Friend #1: Yeah, they're smart. My friend's family had a pet lobster. He'd eat with them and everything.
Friend #2: Like on The Simpsons!
Sweaty guy, to himself: Lobsters are self-aware. Crabs, they don't give a shit, but lobsters? They're self-aware.

Portland, Oregon

Overheard by: Karl


Categories: Animals | Compare and contrast | Death & dying | Food | Friends | Guys | Oregon | Stupidity | TV shows | Posted 2009-07-08 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

The Camera Loves You, by the Way

Reporter to bodyguard for racist, fascist political party holding a press conference: Can you tell us why we're not being allowed to enter?
Bodyguard: You've printed repeated and insidious lies about our party.
Reporter, after long pause: We're a tv station.

Manchester
England


Categories: Assholes | England | Lies | Politics | Questions | Race | Strangers | Stupidity | TV shows | Posted 2009-07-03 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Yet You Know When Jennifer Aniston Changes Her Hair Color?

Mexican drag queen hosting a show: It's St. Patrick's day tomorrow...
Crowd: It's today!
Mexican drag queen: Is it tonight? I never know these things, I don't watch the news!

Gay Bar
Toronto
Canadia


Categories: Bars & Clubs | Canadia | Latinos | Queers | Strangers | Stupidity | TV shows | Time Management | Posted 2009-06-22 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Aren't You Wendy from Season One?

Barista #1: Yeah, Joey does a great Tim Gunn impression. You should ask him to do it for you.
Barista #2: I will. So you really like Project Runway?
Barista #1: Oh my god, yes! Like, I should totally be on that show.
Barista #2: Yeah? Do you do fashion design?
Barista #1: Well, no. But I dress myself really well. And I have really good ideas. But I can't really sew or anything.

Starbucks
Fairborn, Ohio


Overheard by: Barista #3

...Remember When We Used to Talk About Politics?

60-year-old man #1: Do you get the Disney channel?
60-year-old man #2: I sure do!
60-year-old man #1: Do you ever watch Kim Possible?
60-year-old man #2: It's my favorite show!
60-year-old man #1: No way! Me too!
60-year-old man #2, attempting to sing: Call me, beep me, if ya' wanna reach me!
60-year-old man #1: (silence)
60-year-old man #2: I like the naked rat.

Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute
Troy, New York


Overheard by: Bacon


Categories: Animals | Colleges & Universities | Music | New York | Old folks | Questions | TV shows | Posted 2009-06-20 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

And She'd Squirtle in Her Pants

Girl #1: Okay, so my sister was watching Pokemon the other day, and asked me a question about it, and I don't know what to tell her.
Girl #2: Well, what is it?
Girl #1: She was wondering, since there are no animals in the show, like cows or anything, if when they ate meat they were eating Pokemon.
Girl #2: Don't tell her the truth, it'll break her nerdy little heart.

Utah


Categories: Animals | Body parts | Default | Family ties | Feelings | Food | Girls | Questions | TV shows | Utah | Posted 2009-05-30 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Every Presentation Was Brought to Us by the Letter "O"

Chick: I was in your area during lunch and thought about asking you to meet me for a quickie.
Dude: What the fuck? And you didn't, because...?
Chick: I had to drive some coworkers back to the city. Wasn't sure what to do with them while we copulated.
Dude: Do what my parents did, sit them down in front of the tv, turn on Sesame Street and turn it up!

Conshohocken, Pennsylvania

A Conclusion Every Young Woman Must Reach at Some Point in Her Life

Chick: I have found that half-cousin incest is hot, but only on soaps.

Michigan

Overheard by: Meister E


Categories: Compare and contrast | Default | Family ties | Girls | Michigan | TV shows | Posted 2009-05-20 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Today on All My Cookies

Teen to friend: I don't care how many time you watch Sesame Street, it is not a soap opera.

Wicklow
Ireland


Categories: Compare and contrast | Default | Gender issues | Ireland | TV shows | Teens | Posted 2009-05-01 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

...Except for My Dog, Who's Gunther.

Drunk guy at bar: My life is an episode of Friends, only there's no girls, and everyone's Chandler.

Bar
Dayton, Ohio


Overheard by: Kristin


Categories: Bars & Clubs | Character | Compare and contrast | Default | Drunks | Guys | Ohio | TV shows | Posted 2009-05-01 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Well That and Anal Annie the Blow-Up Goddess

20-something geek to friends: I'm telling you guys, The Big Bang Theory is for us what Sex and the City was for lonely, depressed women.

Comic Book Shop
Metairie, Louisiana

But Thanks to Modern Medicine, She Has Breasts Like He-Man

Dude #1: Have you seen her lately?
Dude #2: Yeah, she looks great, except for the bulimia!
Dude #1: Really? She looks good?
Dude #2: Yeah, except her face looks like Skeletor.

Shout-out: feeds.feedburner.com

Overheard by: give her a sandwich

This Reads Like a Seinfeld Line

College student: Everything in life can be related back to Seinfeld. It's like the bible, except it won't fail you.

Hookah Bar
Washington, DC

How Now, A Sponge? Dead For A Krabby Patty, Dead!

Theater professor: In Shakespeare's plays, SpongeBob would die.

Wayne State University
Detroit, Michigan

...by Color

Earnest fellow: And then I watched Scrubs, and then I watched Blade Runner, the movie. And then guess what I did?
Girlfriend: What?
Earnest fellow (proudly): I organized my receipts.

Shout-out: feeds.feedburner.com

Overheard by: the girls by the elevator.


Categories: Couples | Default | Girls | Guys | Movies | Overheard in Minneapolis | Questions | TV shows | Weirdness | Posted 2009-02-03 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Tonight on MythBusterBusters

Man wearing 9/11 conspiracy t-shirt to friend: Did I tell you I'm working on debunking the discovery channel?

University of Cincinnati, Ohio

Overheard by: Vejewsbian


Categories: Colleges & Universities | Default | Guys | Jobs & Careers | Lies | Ohio | Questions | TV shows | Posted 2008-12-25 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Is What I Tell Myself Every Night, Cold and Alone in Bed

American physics lecturer: There's no shame in being fond of Star Trek.

University of Auckland
New Zealand


Categories: Default | Dorks, Geeks & Nerds | Feelings | New Zealand | TV shows | Teachers | Posted 2008-12-11 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

NewsFlash: "Your Mom" Replaces "That's What She Said" As Laziest Insult

Girl: I think the live-action of GTO is so much better.
Guy: I think the live action of your mom is so much better.

Norristown, Pennsylvania

But Fantastic That You're Keeping That Cultural Reference Alive

History professor, lecturing on the early 1900s: I mean, the problem of being the only person with a telephone is, well, who you gonna call?
Class, as one: Ghostbusters!
History professor: You kids scare me.

CU
Boulder, Colorado


Overheard by: They know their history, alright

If Only Our TV Had an Off Switch!

Excited preteen girl to dad: Look, dad, it's Hannah Montana!
Dad: Honey, we get out of the house so that we don't have to sit around and watch this all day long.

Macy's
Bridgewater, New Jersey


Overheard by: AS


Categories: Compare and contrast | Dads | Default | Girls | Kids | Stores | TV shows | Tweens | Posted 2008-12-06 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Might Even Trump the Popularity of Pregnant or Fat?

Black guy: You keep hearing about how racist Britain's getting, it's pretty scary.
White girlfriend: Oh, totally. I think that before anyone in that country over 40 is allowed to make a public statement they should take a test that's like "is this quaint, or just racist?" and if they fail they shouldn't be allowed to say anything.
Black guy: That would be an awesome game show.

Calgary
Alberta
Canadia


Categories: Black people | Canadia | Couples | Default | Games | Geography | Girls | Guys | Questions | Race | TV shows | Whiteys | Posted 2008-11-24 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

The Most High-Brow Reference to Be Made in Arkansas

Cultured student, before exam week: I'm drinking more Earl Grey than Jean-Luc Picard this week.

High School
Little Rock, Arkansas

After Throwing Me Under the Bus, Anyway

Young kid #1: I think I am going to make one of those eHarmony profiles to get a girlfriend.
Young kid #2: I think Dr Phil can help me.

Teton County Library
Jackson, Wyoming


Overheard by: Kate


Categories: Default | Guys | Internet | Relationships | TV shows | Posted 2008-11-06 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

NewsFlash: Non-PC Conversation Occurs at Frat Party. Film at 11.

Girl #1: Do you think the actress who plays the deaf girl on Weeds is actually deaf? She looks deaf.
Girl #2: You're retarded.
Girl #1: That's not very PC.

overheardatnu.blogspot.com

Overheard by: jessica l


Categories: Default | Girls | Insults | Overheard at Northwestern | Questions | TV shows | Words | Posted 2008-11-04 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Um, That's a Report on Homelessness

Cali MBA #1: The television news out here sucks.
Cali MBA #2: Yeah...and they're ugly.

Shout-out: overheardatkmc.blogspot.com

Overheard by:

Curiously, She Refuses to Watch SpongeBob SquarePants With Me

Professor: Like, for example, my wife loves Everybody Loves Raymond. I think it's...well, I think it's the death of all art.

Catholic University of America
Washington, DC

Now Say That Again While Flexing Your Bicep

Dumb girl: Oh, I love The Flintstones. How do you say "yaba-daba-do" in Portuguese?
Portuguese stud: Yaba-daba-doooooo!
Dumb girl: God, that's awesome! I love Portuguese!

Pasadena, California

...And I Drink Twelve Beers in Celebration

Drunk girl: Sometimes I think I'm an alcoholic, but then I watch Intervention and I realize I'm just a love machine.

Syracuse University, New York

I'll Bet Oscar the Grouch Would Be Into Flogging

Drunk girl to friends: Dave and I were talking about which Muppet is hottest. I said the Count. He says Cookie Monster.
Dave: The Count would count every thrust! One... Hahaha... Two... Hahaha...
Drunk girl: But the Cookie Monster would get crumbs in the bed!

Downtown Grill and Brewery
Knoxville, Tennessee


Categories: Compare and contrast | Default | Drunks | Friends | Girls | Restaurants | TV shows | Tennessee | Posted 2008-09-11 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

As Explained in The Necronomicoffee

Young woman: Then I read that conversation with... Oh, brain fart... You know, that news anchor? Anyway, that's when I decided unsweetened coffee was the mark of the usurper.

Hampton Bays
New York


Categories: Default | New York | Questions | Stupidity | TV shows | Women | Words | Posted 2008-09-01 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Yet Another Situation That Calls for Drugs

20-something girl: Rehab totally sucks. The halfway house only has basic cable.

#16 Bus
Ann Arbor, Michigan


Overheard by: unysmpathetic


Categories: Bus | Default | Drugs | Girls | Gripes | Michigan | TV shows | Posted 2008-08-28 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

How This Relates to Organic Chemistry Will Soon Become Clear

Professor: And you go home and watch something dumb on TV, like that Tila Tequila show with the lesbians and the guys... I don't understand who would want to date her anyway, she looks like a disease on legs.

Harbor College, California


Categories: California | Default | Insults | Sexuality | TV shows | Teachers | Posted 2008-07-13 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

I Don' Even Wanna Think About What They're Not Being Taught in History Class

Teen girl, to friend: I'm tired of being stuck with a bunch of 12-year-olds who think Knight Rider and Batman are the same thing!

Steamboat Springs, Colorado


Categories: Age and ageing | Colorado | Default | Girls | Gripes | Kids | TV shows | Teens | Posted 2008-07-06 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Care Bears: Oopsy Does It! Is Exactly Like That

Really hot girl: Dude, it's like the Care Bears came and puked on my face!

Denver, Colorado


Categories: Colorado | Compare and contrast | Default | Feelings | Girls | TV shows | Weirdness | Posted 2008-06-28 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Instead of Prison, Convicts Should Be Sentenced to Host Slumber Parties

Group of little girls to window poster: Hannah Montana! Hannah Montana! Hannah Montana!
Exasperated father: Don't kiss that!

Mall
San Diego, California

Those Poopyheads Have Already Exhausted Their Five Minutes of Fame

College girl: There, I've belittled and insulted The View without using the word "bitch" or the c-word.

Student Center, Montclair State University
New Jersey


Overheard by: ...and that itself is a feat

You Really Shouldn't Discriminate Against People Who Try to Kill You

Jewish man: I am not sexist!
Jewish man's friend: You are so sexist Archie Bunker is embarrassed.
Jewish man: I'm not sexist. I'll stab a chick in her junk!

Israeli Martial Arts Class
Kansas City, Missouri


Overheard by: Ari

We Respect That You Didn't Take the Easy Route with "Robert Downey Jr."

Girl: "Pokemon Stadium," is just stupid. If the other Pokemon does some confusion attack, you just end up slapping yourself or some shit. No one gets so confused they hurt themselves!
Boy: Tell that to Danny Bonaduce.

Worcester, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Katie

Or When Tyra Had the Realness of Her Breasts Verified

Girl #1: Tyra will never be as good as Oprah. The Tyra show just doesn't have the credibility that the Oprah show has.
Girl #2: Well, Tyra does serious shows sometimes; like when Hilary Duff is on.

Auburn University
Auburn, Alabama

If the Tagline Isn't "Gotta Fuck Them All" Then Someon Made a Mistake

Girl: The first Pokemon movie was really sad.
Guy #1: Oh, yeah! It made me cry.
Girl: I couldn't believe when Pikachu almost died...
Guy #2: Have you guys seen Pokemon porn?
Girl: Okay, let's just stop right there.
Guy #2: No, it's crazy. You know Misty? She'll do like anything!

Hartford, Connecticut

Overheard by: Claire

And Don't Even Get Me Started on Bob Barker

Teenage daughter: You just know Chuck Woolery was banging every chick on Love Connection.
Mother: Not in front of the 12-year-olds!
Teenage daughter: I dunno, Chuck Woolery is a pretty sick son of a bitch.

Grocery Store Parking Lot
Littleton, Colorado


Categories: About celebrities | Colorado | Girls | Insults | Moms | Sexuality | Stores | TV shows | Teens | Posted 2008-05-02 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Nala Would Be an Animal in Bed, Though

Drunk college guy: Is that Nala?
Drunk college chick: She is so pretty... Don't you think she's pretty?
Drunk college guy: I'm not really into cartoons...[after several seconds] I gotta say, though, Kim pretty hot.

Nashville, Tennessee

Overheard by: Megan

Just Part of What It Means to Be an American

Dude: Is it strange that every time I hear opera, it makes me think of Looney Tunes?

Dallas, Texas

Overheard by: Rosie


Categories: Default | Guys | Music | Questions | TV shows | Texas | Posted 2008-03-31 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Like We Do at Funerals

Guy: Hey, the Pussycat Dolls are coming to Montreal!
Girl: Cool.
Guy: Wanna go?
Girl: Yeah! We can sit in the front row and masturbate!

Shout-out: www.overheardatmcgill.com

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Our Backyard Squirrels Just Don't Hold the Allure They Once Did

60-ish lady: If it weren't for Dancing with the Stars, I don't know what we'd be watching!

Whole Foods
Ridgewood, New Jersey


Categories: Compliments | Default | New Jersey | Old folks | Stores | TV shows | Women | Posted 2008-03-15 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Don't Crazy Canadians Just Become U.S. Citizens?

Hipster chick: Did I ever tell you about my childhood Princess Leia obsession?
Hipster dude: No, you never told me about a Princess Leia thing. Oh, wait, maybe you did. Did it involve pastries on your head to simulate hair buns?
Hipster chick: No, that must have been another girlfriend.
Hipster dude: No! Or maybe the pastry buns was me. I repress so many memories.
Hipster chick: Probably smart.
Hipster dude: It's working okay so far.
Hipster chick: Yeah. You barely need therapy.

15th Avenue SW
Calgary, Alberta
Canadia


Categories: Canadia | Compliments | Couples | Default | Hipsters | Memory lane | TV shows | Posted 2008-03-10 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Jesus Is My Squirtle

Chick: I'm like Ash from Pokémon, only with Jesus!

Denver, Colorado


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We're Hoping She'll Grow Out of That Once She Turns Five

Middle-aged professor, matter-of-factly: My daughter loves Stephen Colbert. She calls him her 'baby daddy.'

Art League School
Alexandria, Virginia


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April: Actually, I Was Boning Donatello

Chick #1: Have I ever told you how much I hate Sex and the City?
Chick #2: Yes.
Chick #1: I just think that if women are going to base their lives around a TV show, it should be a cooler one... like Ninja Turtles.
Chick #2: You're right.
Chick #1: April O'Neil was a good role model. She was interested in reporting the truth and wearing yellow jumpsuits. And nailing Casey Jones. He was hot.

Shout-out: overheardatwestern.blogspot.com


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Okay, Now's Not the Time. Fine.

Nerd #1: You know, we never really have to grow up. We just have to know when to act like we're actually adults.
Nerd #2 with laptop: Shut up, I'm watching Batman: The Animated Series.

Shout-out: overheardatcornell.blogspot.com

Overheard by: doug


Categories: Dorks, Geeks & Nerds | Laptops | Overheard at Cornell | TV shows | Posted 2007-04-19 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook