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Care Bears: Oopsy Does It! Is Exactly Like That

Really hot girl: Dude, it's like the Care Bears came and puked on my face!

Denver, Colorado


Categories: Colorado | Compare and contrast | Default | Feelings | Girls | TV shows | Weirdness | Posted 2008-06-28 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Instead of Prison, Convicts Should Be Sentenced to Host Slumber Parties

Group of little girls to window poster: Hannah Montana! Hannah Montana! Hannah Montana!
Exasperated father: Don't kiss that!

Mall
San Diego, California

Those Poopyheads Have Already Exhausted Their Five Minutes of Fame

College girl: There, I've belittled and insulted The View without using the word "bitch" or the c-word.

Student Center, Montclair State University
New Jersey


Overheard by: ...and that itself is a feat

You Really Shouldn't Discriminate Against People Who Try to Kill You

Jewish man: I am not sexist!
Jewish man's friend: You are so sexist Archie Bunker is embarrassed.
Jewish man: I'm not sexist. I'll stab a chick in her junk!

Israeli Martial Arts Class
Kansas City, Missouri


Overheard by: Ari

We Respect That You Didn't Take the Easy Route with "Robert Downey Jr."

Girl: "Pokemon Stadium," is just stupid. If the other Pokemon does some confusion attack, you just end up slapping yourself or some shit. No one gets so confused they hurt themselves!
Boy: Tell that to Danny Bonaduce.

Worcester, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Katie

Or When Tyra Had the Realness of Her Breasts Verified

Girl #1: Tyra will never be as good as Oprah. The Tyra show just doesn't have the credibility that the Oprah show has.
Girl #2: Well, Tyra does serious shows sometimes; like when Hilary Duff is on.

Auburn University
Auburn, Alabama

If the Tagline Isn't "Gotta Fuck Them All" Then Someon Made a Mistake

Girl: The first Pokemon movie was really sad.
Guy #1: Oh, yeah! It made me cry.
Girl: I couldn't believe when Pikachu almost died...
Guy #2: Have you guys seen Pokemon porn?
Girl: Okay, let's just stop right there.
Guy #2: No, it's crazy. You know Misty? She'll do like anything!

Hartford, Connecticut

Overheard by: Claire

And Don't Even Get Me Started on Bob Barker

Teenage daughter: You just know Chuck Woolery was banging every chick on Love Connection.
Mother: Not in front of the 12-year-olds!
Teenage daughter: I dunno, Chuck Woolery is a pretty sick son of a bitch.

Grocery Store Parking Lot
Littleton, Colorado


Categories: About celebrities | Colorado | Girls | Insults | Moms | Sexuality | Stores | TV shows | Teens | Posted 2008-05-02 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Nala Would Be an Animal in Bed, Though

Drunk college guy: Is that Nala?
Drunk college chick: She is so pretty... Don't you think she's pretty?
Drunk college guy: I'm not really into cartoons...[after several seconds] I gotta say, though, Kim pretty hot.

Nashville, Tennessee

Overheard by: Megan

Just Part of What It Means to Be an American

Dude: Is it strange that every time I hear opera, it makes me think of Looney Tunes?

Dallas, Texas

Overheard by: Rosie


Categories: Default | Guys | Music | Questions | TV shows | Texas | Posted 2008-03-31 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Like We Do at Funerals

Guy: Hey, the Pussycat Dolls are coming to Montreal!
Girl: Cool.
Guy: Wanna go?
Girl: Yeah! We can sit in the front row and masturbate!

Shout-out: www.overheardatmcgill.com

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Our Backyard Squirrels Just Don't Hold the Allure They Once Did

60-ish lady: If it weren't for Dancing with the Stars, I don't know what we'd be watching!

Whole Foods
Ridgewood, New Jersey


Categories: Compliments | Default | New Jersey | Old folks | Stores | TV shows | Women | Posted 2008-03-15 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Don't Crazy Canadians Just Become U.S. Citizens?

Hipster chick: Did I ever tell you about my childhood Princess Leia obsession?
Hipster dude: No, you never told me about a Princess Leia thing. Oh, wait, maybe you did. Did it involve pastries on your head to simulate hair buns?
Hipster chick: No, that must have been another girlfriend.
Hipster dude: No! Or maybe the pastry buns was me. I repress so many memories.
Hipster chick: Probably smart.
Hipster dude: It's working okay so far.
Hipster chick: Yeah. You barely need therapy.

15th Avenue SW
Calgary, Alberta
Canadia


Categories: Canadia | Compliments | Couples | Default | Hipsters | Memory lane | TV shows | Posted 2008-03-10 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Jesus Is My Squirtle

Chick: I'm like Ash from Pokémon, only with Jesus!

Denver, Colorado


Categories: Colorado | Compare and contrast | Default | Girls | Jesus | TV shows | Posted 2008-03-05 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

We're Hoping She'll Grow Out of That Once She Turns Five

Middle-aged professor, matter-of-factly: My daughter loves Stephen Colbert. She calls him her 'baby daddy.'

Art League School
Alexandria, Virginia


Categories: Default | Kids | Moms | Names | TV shows | Teachers | Virginia | Posted 2008-03-01 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

April: Actually, I Was Boning Donatello

Chick #1: Have I ever told you how much I hate Sex and the City?
Chick #2: Yes.
Chick #1: I just think that if women are going to base their lives around a TV show, it should be a cooler one... like Ninja Turtles.
Chick #2: You're right.
Chick #1: April O'Neil was a good role model. She was interested in reporting the truth and wearing yellow jumpsuits. And nailing Casey Jones. He was hot.

Shout-out: overheardatwestern.blogspot.com


Categories: Chicks | Overheard at Western | TV shows | Posted 2007-07-01 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Okay, Now's Not the Time. Fine.

Nerd #1: You know, we never really have to grow up. We just have to know when to act like we're actually adults.
Nerd #2 with laptop: Shut up, I'm watching Batman: The Animated Series.

Shout-out: overheardatcornell.blogspot.com

Overheard by: doug


Categories: Dorks, Geeks & Nerds | Laptops | Overheard at Cornell | TV shows | Posted 2007-04-19 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook