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Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Tree
Woman at Origins of the universe sequence at screening of The Tree of Life: We should have seen Bridesmaids.
Companion: Shut up!
Brisbane
Australia
Tomorrow's Lessons: What About Bob? and Chasing Amy
Girl #1: Oh, Kill Bill is on this week!
Girl #2: Yeah.
Girl #1: I wanna watch that. I think I'd really like it. I really like martial arts films.
(pause)
Girl #1: So, is Bill the name of the guy she wants to kill?
Girl #2, incredulous: Uh-huh.
Perth
Australia
Most Girls Fear Being Gaynablers
Young boyfriend, trying to weasel out of seeing Legally Blonde 2: I... I just don't think I'm emotionally ready for the uncut version. Do you think I'm ready? I don't.
Young girlfriend: You should have pulled the "it might make me gay" card.
Friend: I think his way was more gay.
Young girlfriend: Which concerns me...
Scotrun, New York
You're Not Writing Your Own Vows, Are You?
Person #1: What's that movie with Tom Hanks and the volleyball?
Person #2: Castaway.
Person #1: Oh, I'm so bored... You're like the volleyball to me. I don't necessarily like you, but you're there and I'm alone.
Guam
Like God, If They Didn't Exist, TV Would Have to Invent Them
Young film intern asked to come up with new story: What about a girl surrounded by her sassy, lesbian friends? Do lesbians come in sassy?
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: I honestly don't know
Well, We Will Be Running Around in Diapers Before We Know It.
Older woman: Want to go see the movie Babies tonight at 7:30?
Older man: Mmmmmmmmmmmm...
Older woman: It's too late for it to inspire us!
Coffee Shop
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: Greg
It's an Excellent Movie, Excellent Movie
Boy: Have you seen Rainman?
Friend: Nah.
Boy: Ohmigod, I can't believe you haven't seen Rainman! I mean I haven't seen Rainmanbut I can't believe you haven't seen Rainman!
Newcastle-Sydney Train
Australia
But With Bottled Water
Male college student, about 30-town boil water order: I feel like I'm in Mad Max!
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Jean
Categories: Compare and contrast | Feelings | Massachusetts | Movies | Students | Posted 2010-07-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Um, Vampire Style?
19-year-old girl #1: You know, I just a want a man I can sit naked with, watch Dead Poets Society, and then write a song about it afterwards.
19-year-old girl #2: Edward would totally do that for Bella.
19-year-old girl #3: You should leave Ryan.
19-year-old girl #2: Tell Ryan he can suck your dick.
Coffee Shop
Johannesburg
South Africa
Overheard by: Aeleron
I Can't Believe the Army Rejected Me
Guy #1: Hey, did you ever watch Paris Hilton's sex tape?
Guy #2: Yeah, it wasn't a turn-on though, she's in pain. Man, I couldn't wank to that.
Guy #1: Yeah, it'd be like wanking to a rape video.
Guy #3: I'd wank to that.
Glasgow
Scotland
Categories: About celebrities | Guys | Masturbation | Movies | Sex | UK | Violence | Posted 2010-06-20 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Close Enough.
Female student: It's a Wonderful Life... That's the one about the Holocaust, right?
Clarksville, Maryland
Overheard by: Jimmy Steward played Hitler
Only a Good Friend Would Say That, Stacy
Sad girl: So we broke up and I started crying, and I told him to leave and he was like "can we still watch Star Wars?"
Short haired girl: It's not even that good a movie!
Allegheny College
Meadville, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Amused
Categories: Colleges & Universities | Girls | Movies | Offers and requests | Pennsylvania | Relationships | Posted 2010-05-29 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The Character Was So Lifelike
Older lady: Heath Ledger was The Joker? Boy, I never would have guessed that!
Movie Theater
Champaign-Urbana, Illinois
Categories: About celebrities | Illinois | Movies | Old folks | Posted 2010-04-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Not to Mention the Right to Bear Claws
Dumb blonde: Our Bill of Rights is so cool... Everyone must own a cat. And the Lion King.
San Diego, California
In That It's Entirely Made Up
Guy #1: My boss, who's a Shaolin monk, told me if I saved his school, he'd pay off my loans. He was like "I pay off 1.5 million dollar debt!" and then, for a while, I was dealing with the Russian mafia, so I've been pretty busy.
Guy #2: Man... Your life is like a movie. It's like Karate Kid 15 or something.
Tulane University
New Orleans, Louisiana
Overheard by: iwouldtotallywatchthatmovie
Categories: Buddhism | Colleges & Universities | Crimes | Guys | Jobs & Careers | Louisiana | Money | Movies | Time Management | Posted 2010-01-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
At the Time, I Considered a March on Washington.
Girl to friend: The Oscars don't really mean shit. I mean, personally, I feel it was a crime when they overlooked Eddie Vedder for best supporting actor in singles.
Atlanta, Georgia
Ooo, Now Tell Me the Plot Of Unbreakable!
Teenager #1: Wanna rent Untraceable?
Teenager #2: Oh, that's like that movie where they can't trace him.
Vestavia Hills, Alabama
Overheard by: Keith
Really, Who Wants to Lay Eggs and Have a Guy Shoot on Them?
Student #1: My friend's mom didn't let him watch The Little Mermaid because she was half naked.
Student #2: Yeah, Ariel was such a ho-bag.
Student #1: You know she just wanted those legs so she could spread 'em.
Loma Linda, California
Categories: Body parts | California | Movies | Parenting | Students | Wishes | Posted 2009-12-24 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
It's Time to Play How Long 'Til His Head Explodes!
French metrosexual, holding up iPhone: It's from Madame Butterfly. You know it?
French bike cop: Yeah, I saw the American movie of it. With that one homosexual actor. Robbie... Robin...
British dinner guest: Robbie Williams?
American dinner guest: Robin Williams? Wait, he's not gay...
French bike cop: Yes. Him.
British dinner guest: That was Mrs Doubtfire.
American dinner guest: It's called Papillon in the US.
French metrosexual: What?
France
Categories: About celebrities | Cell phones | Cops | Foreigners | France | Movies | Names | Sexuality | Posted 2009-12-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Not The Lake House Good, But What Is?
15-year-old thug, to thug friends: Hmm... P.S. I Love You. That was actually a pretty good movie.
Promenade de Cathedral
Montreal
Canadia
Overheard by: Reb
Who Ever Said Dating Teen Wolf Was Easy?
White girl: Bite his face!
Asian girl: Ew, no! It's all hairy!
White girl: Sometimes you need to do things that you don't like. Like biting a hairy face, for example. Or putting balls in your mouth to get back your Breakfast Club movie...
Asian girl: Oh, you poor thing.
New Jersey
In the Sense That It's Propping Up My Coffee Table
DJ: And we'll be giving away a free DVD of diary of a mad black woman!
Drunk shirtless redneck, sincerely: Wooooooo! That's my movie! That's my movie!
Screen on the Green, Centennial Park
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: Becca
Um, the One Where They Talk?
Teen girl #1: Do you think they have those other elephants here? You know, the old hairy ones?
Teen girl #2: Mammoths? No, I don't think they do. Aren't they extinct?
Teen girl #1: No, I'm pretty sure they have them at the Werribee zoo. Well, they were on that cartoon, with all the ice.
Zoo
Australia
Overheard by: Brydee
So Many Girls Are Fascists, but Don't Know It
Girl #1: My dream is to have a harem of guys that I can make dress up like the pale man from Pan's Labyrinth.
Girl #2: Why the hell would you do that?
Girl #1: Because it would be awesome and scary. I just want to see a bunch of people running away from me and my harem.
Mount Holyoke College
South Hadley, Massachusetts
Categories: Clothes | Clothing | Colleges & Universities | Compare and contrast | Fears | Girls | Massachusetts | Movies | Questions | Relationships | Weirdness | Wishes | Posted 2009-11-15 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Some Stories Are Too Disturbing, Even for Trained Shrinks
Burly guy: When I saw Titanic six times, I sat right in the front.
Illinois
Overheard by: Claire
Is It Too Late to Start Over?
Customer: Do you sell Elastoplast?
Shop lady: What?
Customer: Do you sell Elastoplast?
Shop lady oh, I thought you said something about "the last of the Apaches."
Customer: That film was called The Last of the Mohicans.
Shop lady: What film?
Glasgow
Scotland
Overheard by: somedaftlassie
She'd Kill to Have Christopher Walken's Hair
Girl #1: You mean like Christopher Walken?
Girl #2: I think he's going to be on Glee next week, I mean it did look like him.
Girl #1: Oh, don't get my hopes up!
Girl #2: Oh, never mind, it's going to be Julie Andrews.
Escondido, California
Overheard by: Brit-ta-nee
Categories: About celebrities | California | Girls | Movies | Posted 2009-11-06 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Her Anti-Drug: Crime
Goth schoolgirl: So, I bought 500 feet of police crime scene tape today. Heheheh!
Adelaide
Australia
Overheard by: A vaguely worried teacher
This Would Explain a Lot About Our Foreign Policy
Boyfriend: I couldn't get a new movie. The good ones were all out. I got this other one, though. The guy told me it was really good.
Girlfriend: What's the name of it?
Boyfriend: Just Cuz!
Girlfriend, looking at jacket: You mean Just Cause?
Norwich, Connecticut
Categories: Connecticut | Couples | Movies | Names | Questions | Posted 2009-10-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Bambi Was a Boy!
Girlfriend to boyfriend: Honey, don't you think I've got Bambi eyes?
Boyfriend: No!
Girlfriend: A lot of people think so.
Boyfriend: You don't have Bambi eyes.
Denmark
Categories: Body parts | Couples | Europe | Movies | Questions | Posted 2009-10-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
...You and I Are, Like, Soulmates!
Dopey girl #1: Have you seen the movie Sweet Sixteen? I mean, Sixteen Candles?
Dopey girl #2: Yeah!
Dopey girl #1: Yeah! Oh my god!
High School
La Jolla, California
Overheard by: God
Categories: California | Girls | Idiots | Movies | Names | Questions | School [Elem., Middle, & High] | Stupidity | Posted 2009-10-07 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
And Why Do You Say That About Everything?
Guy #1: Have you even seen Sophie's choice?
Guy #2: Yeah. Isn't the choice like, diabetes or a piano?
Guy #1: What?
University of Florida
Overheard by: Nick
The Best Part Of Our Lives Happens Between Our Ears
Teenage girl, talking about singer at concert: It was like Star Wars, except we weren't fighting with lightsabers and my hand didn't get cut off. Oh, and he was onstage and couldn't see me.
Rumson, New Jersey
Categories: Compare and contrast | Hands | Movies | Music | New Jersey | Stupidity | Teens | Violence | Posted 2009-09-27 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Social Norms Are Different in the People's Republic
10-year-old boy to friend, about Austin Powers: Your mom let you watch that movie? She doesn't even let you have sugar!
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Kaitlen
Men Are Easily Distracted
Man: You know the black guy from Transformers? You know who I'm talking about?
Woman: Megan Fox?
Man: Yeah.
Holland, Michigan
Or Anything With Diane Keaton
Woman #1, coming out of movie theater: I want to see Zombieland when it comes out.
Woman #2: That's way too scary for you.
Woman #1: No, it's not!
Woman #2: You couldn't handle Coraline.
Woman #1: Because that movie is terrifying! (shudders)
Denver, Colorado
I Hate This Country and Its Degenerate Cinema!
Frustrated man with heavy Arabic accent to wife: I got the most chicky-flick movies I could find!
Supermarket
Connecticut
Categories: Compare and contrast | Connecticut | Couples | Gender issues | Movies | Stores | Posted 2009-09-14 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Or the Redistribution Of Wealth
Woman: I'm all for a reign of terror, but nothing that involves Winnie the Pooh.
Portland, Maine
I Thought You Didn't Want To?
Mom to toddler girl: What fish should we get today? Salmon or tilapia or flounder?
Toddler girl: Is that "flounder" like in Little Mermaid?
Mom: Well, it's a fish, like flounder was.
Toddler girl: I want to eat flounder! Let's cook him. Mommy, can we eat Nemo too?
Costco
Fairfax, Virginia
The Girls Next Door Workout Video It Is, Then.
Teenage girl: We can't rent anything with class.
Blockbuster
Orlando, Florida
...While Pretending You're Alan Rickman
Guy, clueless: Wow, I can't believe Snape was evil the whole time!
Girl, exasperated: I can't believe I fuck you every night.
Cinema, after Harry Potter
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Ellen
On the Intellectual Version Of Double Dare
Professor: They were playing the Rocky theme song while I was trying to think great thoughts.
McDaniel College, Maryland
Categories: Colleges & Universities | Maryland | Movies | Music | Philosophy | Stupidity | Teachers | Posted 2009-08-22 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Though Perhaps Stinky on Two Counts
Girl on cell: And we're going to watch Twilight and poop later... It's going to be a good night!
Newark, Delaware
Categories: Girls | Movies | On the phone | Poop | Weirdness | Posted 2009-08-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Sad About Getting Caught
20-something hipster chick: I cried throughout the whole movie. Seriously, I was bawling! Richard Nixon was such a sad man.
Tick Tock Diner
Passiac, New Jersey
Overheard by: JoBell
Categories: Chicks | Feelings | Hipsters | Movies | New Jersey | Politics | Restaurants | Posted 2009-08-06 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Why Sherry Got Fired from Her Movie Critic Gig
Girl watching Christian Bale in The Dark Knight: If I had a cock I'd so fuck him in the mouth.
Racine, Wisconsin
The Real Secret Behind Jared's Weight Loss.
Girl #1: I haven't kissed him in over a week because he has mono. But a couple days ago we went out to Subway, and then to my house to eat it and watch a movie. Well, he went home and I saw what I thought was my Subway cup, so I took a big swig out of it.
Girl #2: Oh, no!
Girl #1: Yeah, and I said "screw it!" and I just decided to make out with him, since I missed it so much. But I've been feeling a little crappy lately.
Girl #2: (stares)
Girl #1, thoughtfully: I hope I'm not getting sick. (pause) Oh, this shirt is cute!
UCCS
Colorado Springs, Colorado
Overheard by: Dazeys
Requiem for a Dream? Really?
Passenger to attendant: Excuse me? They turned the movie off.
Attendant: Yes, we're landing earlier than thought.
Passenger: Oh, but the movie wasn't over.
Attendant: Sorry about that, but we need to turn it off for descent.
Passenger: But I was watching it!
Attendant: I am very sorry, but since we have started our descent...
Passenger, interrupting: But now I don't know how it ends!
Attendant: They all lived happily ever after.
Qantas Flight to Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: Seat 14 F
Categories: Airports & flights | Australia | Clients | Flight attendants | Gripes | Happiness | Movies | Public Transportation | Stupidity | Posted 2009-07-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
What You Get for Going to Film School in Kansas
Film GTA: Will Farrell is the Groucho Marx of our generation.
Student: (nods wearily)
Film GTA: I mean, Talladega Nights was absolute genius!
University of Kansas
Lawrence, Kansas
Categories: About celebrities | Colleges & Universities | Compare and contrast | Kansas | Movies | Students | Teachers | Posted 2009-06-28 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
If I Wanted to Read Subtitles I'd Get a Book!
Daughter at video store: What about this one, mom?
Mom: You pick crap! I'm getting you an animated movie!
Rodanthe, North Carolina
Categories: Family | Family ties | Insults | Moms | Movies | North Carolina | Parenting | Questions | Posted 2009-06-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Correct-- Yet You Still Manage to Sound Stupid.
Princess: You guys, Johnny Depp doesn't always play dark characters. He was blonde in Secret Window!
Little Bar
Kentucky
Overheard by: Dead Betty
Categories: About celebrities | Bars & Clubs | Character | Compare and contrast | Default | Girls | Kentucky | Movies | Posted 2009-06-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Have to Get Away from It As Quickly As Possible
Fast-walking emo kid: There is no slowing down when it comes to me and High School Musical.
Wal-Mart
Roanoke, Virginia
Overheard by: snarky writer
Too Realistic, Huh?
Teenage girl on bus: Oh, fuck. What is this world coming to? It's like it gets worse and worse.
Teenage guy sitting beside her: What? No. This wouldn't be the worst thing that's happened. Bad things happen all the time. Think about worse things going on right now, or that have been going on, for like, forever.
Teenage girl: It feels like it's getting worse, though.
Teenage guy: But it's not, though.
Teenage girl: Yeah, but, these bad things keep happening. It always keeps happening.
(pause)
Teenage guy: I wanna go see Watchmen.
Teenage girl: Don't, I heard it's not that good.
Bus
Ontario
Canadia
Colleges Really Should Let Freshmen Drive
Guy at comic book store: The last thing I want to see when watching Transformers is the car crying in the garage all alone because the kid is going away to college.
Muskegon, Michigan
So I Gave Debbie Does Dinosaurs an Enthusiastic Two Thumbs Up!
Guy: Nothing, nothing turns me on more than Jurassic Park-themed role play.
Queen's University
Kingston, Canadia
Overheard by: Kat
Clearly, Mr. Montague Had Swallowed Too Many Capulets
Girl on phone: Oh my god, I seriously didn't think anyone could act like that unless they were on something! (pause) I know! He was slurring his speech, staggering all over the place, and talking about Romeo and Juliet!
Berkeley, California
Overheard by: one of these things is not like the other...
Categories: Books | California | Compare and contrast | Default | Girls | Movies | Weirdness | Posted 2009-05-06 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
In the Recurrent Nightmare Of Christianity
Girl, at beginning of Jesus Christ Superstar: Are they going to kill Jesus?
Boyfriend: Well...yes, Sarah. That's sort of how it works.
Jersey City, New Jersey
Overheard by: Adam Nathan
Categories: Couples | Death & dying | Default | Girls | Guys | Jesus | Movies | New Jersey | Questions | Posted 2009-05-01 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Can You Prove He Didn't?
Teacher: Who lived at Monticello?
Student: Darth Vader!
History Classroom
Idaho
...Which Is a Great Lead-In to My Lecture on Gonorrhea
Blonde girl: I hate horror movies, because then I get scared that those things are going to happen, cause they really do happen.
Teacher: You can't live your life like that! Those things are really rare! Like, I've been in all sorts of sketchy situations, and I'm still here.
Guy: You're just too sheltered.
Teacher: Like, when I was in Rwanda, this guy was giving us a ride and he was like "do you want to stay overnight at my house?" and we were like "okay," and I immediately regretted that one...
Toronto
Canadia
Or Maybe That Was the Little Asian Kid from Goonies?
Animated professor: And without the socialist revolution, to paraphrase Jar Jar Binks, "People gonna die!"
University of Wisconsin-Madison
Categories: Colleges & Universities | Death & dying | Default | Movies | Teachers | Weirdness | Wisconsin | Posted 2009-04-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
It Was Basically Donnie Darko, With Heath Ledger Wearing the Rabbit Suit
Male student: Brokeback Mountain was a good movie. Did you see it?
Female student: No. I heard it was sad. I don't really want to be sad.
Male student: It was pretty sad...but you know, like *good* sad. Like, Titanic sad.
Female student: Yeah?
Male student: Yeah. It basically was Titanic, except instead of a boat, it was a horse.
Female student: Huh. Maybe I *will* see it.
Southern California
Categories: California | Compare and contrast | Default | Feelings | Girls | Guys | Movies | Questions | Sexuality | Students | Posted 2009-04-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
In an Unrelated Question?
Old woman: They don't make that many good movies nowadays.
Young girl: That's not true! Want to order Daddy Day Camp?
Ontario, California
Overheard by: none
Categories: California | Compare and contrast | Default | Girls | Movies | Old folks | Questions | Women | Posted 2009-04-13 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Translation: Sex With You Isn't Worth the Annoyance Of Your Company
Emo chick: So then she glared at me. In a mean way, not a happy way.
Normal looking boyfriend: I don't think that word means what you think it means.
Emo chick: Huh?
Normal looking boyfriend: You know, I just don't think this is going to work out.
Emo chick: Wait. You're breaking up with me? Here? Why?
Normal looking boyfriend: Well, I wasn't planning on it, but honey, you didn't like Watchmen and you've never read or seen The Princess Bride. Clearly we're just two very different people.
Flagstaff, Arizona
Overheard by: nayvera
Alice, I Think We Should See Other People for a While
Woman #1: He looks like Leonardo DiCaprio.
Woman #2: Niiiice. Wait, hot Leonardo from The Departed or crazy Leonardo from The Aviator?
Woman #1: Uhhh.
Woman #2: Or the mental kid from Gilbert Grape? Or Leonardo from Titanic? Ha, this is fun!
Woman #1: Actually, he looks more like Matt Damon.
Auckland
New Zealand
Categories: About celebrities | Compare and contrast | Default | Movies | New Zealand | Questions | Women | Posted 2009-04-05 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Molly Ringwald Was the Mandy Moore Of Her Day
Hipster girl to friend, looking at DVDs: Hey, you know my friend Stephanie, whose boyfriend I made out with, Corey? His favorite movie was A Walk to Remember. He admitted it and everything.
Hipster friend, touching hipster friend's head: You have a really soft scalp.
Hipster girl: That means I'll never lose my hair. Oh! The Breakfast Club!
Edgewood Target
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: I didn't make out with him
Categories: Body parts | Default | Friends | Georgia | Girls | Hair | Hipsters | Movies | Questions | Relationships | Posted 2009-04-03 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
...After Taking Me to the Movies.
Hot girl to random girl: Have you read or seen He's Not That Into You?
Random girl, to uninterested guy: No.
Hot girl: Well, I highly recommend you read it!
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: he really wasn't
And You'd Think Jews Would Get Tired Of Being Portrayed As Victims
Guy, exiting movie theater after Defiance: The problem with movies is they always make the Nazis look bad.
Alameda, California
Overheard by: lith
Categories: California | Compare and contrast | Default | Guys | History | Movies | Names | Posted 2009-03-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Actually...
Psychology instructor: If you look at the castle in The Little Mermaid, you'll see there are some phallic subliminal messages...
Student in the back row: It's a giant penis castle!
Psychology Class, Northwestern University
Illinois
Categories: Colleges & Universities | Compare and contrast | Default | Illinois | Movies | Penis | Students | Teachers | Posted 2009-03-15 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
If All You Have Is a Hammer...
70-year-old professor, about The Exorcist as example of blasphemy: She used a crucifix as a self-mutilating dildo...
Saint Peter's College
Jersey City, New Jersey
Categories: Christianity | Colleges & Universities | Default | Movies | New Jersey | Old folks | Teachers | Toys | Posted 2009-03-09 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I'm a Man Of Higher Education and Lower Taste
Film studies professor, after screening Eadweard Muybridge, in which animals and naked humans walk together: So what did you all think?
Student #1: I liked the tiger!
Student #2: I thought the way the elephant was filmed was fantastic.
Film studies professor: Yeah...I just like all the naked ladies.
Concordia University
Montreal
Canadia
Overheard by: In a class of 100 and disgusted
Maybe If You Were Close to Being a Rich Man
Hipster kid #1: Kelsey, have you ever seen Fiddler on the Roof?
Hipster kid #2: No. I'm not a fan of Tennessee Williams.
Hipster kid #3: Um, I think you're thinking of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.
Hipster kid #2: Yeah, whatever. I was close.
Missouri Botanical Gardens
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: tennessee williams' groupie
He's Gone So Many Places No Man Has Gone Before
Aging dork #1: I like Star Trek, but not Star Wars because they never pay attention to physics.
Aging dork #2: William Shatner is a pimp.
Peterson Air Force Base
Colorado
Categories: Airports & flights | Colorado | Compare and contrast | Default | Dorks, Geeks & Nerds | Movies | Names | Words | Posted 2009-02-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
It All Started When I Tried to Separate the Laundry...
Preppy teenage girl #1, before Sex and the City movie: Oh! I heard that Jennifer Hewitt is in this movie!
Preppy teenage girl #2: No, it's Jennifer Hudson.
Preppy teenage girl #1: Whats the difference?
Preppy teenage girl #2: Jennifer Hewitt is the white actress who made a CD and can't sing and was in the Garfield movie. Jennifer Hudson is the black girl from American Idol who won an Oscar for that movie with Beyonce.
Preppy teenage girl #1: Are either one of them singing in this movie?
Preppy teenage girl #2: I don't know.
(long pause)
Preppy teenage girl #3: Speaking of black people, I got in trouble for being racist at work today.
Plano, Texas
Categories: About celebrities | Default | Girls | Jobs & Careers | Movies | Race | Students | Teens | Texas | Posted 2009-02-16 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Clearly, You Are No Donna Reed
Hipster guy: I cried so much when I watched it.
Hipster girl: It's a Wonderful Life made you cry? Ha!
Hipster guy: Shhhh! (looks around furtively)
Wellington
New Zealand
Never Stopped Tupac from Making Money
Teen girl #1: Are you going to see that movie about Kurt Cobain? The actor that plays him is supposed to be good!
Teen girl #2: Why would they make a movie about him if someone else was playing him? Can't they just wait until he dies and then make one?
Teen girl #1: He is dead.
Los Angeles, California
Categories: About celebrities | California | Death & dying | Default | Girls | Movies | Questions | Teens | Posted 2009-02-14 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Why All Lord Of the Flies Lectures Take Place in the Afternoon
Girl #1, after seeing Sweeney Todd: Dude, is it bad that some of those people-pies looked good? I wonder what they would taste like...
Girl #2: That's awful!
Girl #1: Too bad. Those fuckers looked tasty.
Girl #3: I told you we should have eaten before we came here.
California
Overheard by: Kayleigh
"Zombie Studies" Is a Thing?
Zombie studies professor, after lecturing at length on feminist film theory: But enough of that boring stuff. Let's watch a movie where people get murdered!
Chicago, Illinois
Because All Your Term Papers Are Based on Tobey Maguire Movies
Girl #1 (super cheerfully): I learned that from Spiderman 3!
Girl #2: Gah! (quietly, while walking away) Why don't you just shut up?
Girl #1 (whining under her breath): Why don't you listen to meeeeeeee?
Pottery Class, University of Washington
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: Just Me
Categories: Class | Colleges & Universities | Default | Girls | Happiness | Movies | Offers and requests | Questions | Washington | Posted 2009-02-07 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
...by Color
Earnest fellow: And then I watched Scrubs, and then I watched Blade Runner, the movie. And then guess what I did?
Girlfriend: What?
Earnest fellow (proudly): I organized my receipts.
Shout-out: feeds.feedburner.com
Overheard by: the girls by the elevator.
I'm Pretty Sure Steve Urkel Had a Gas-Mask Bong
Teen girl: Mom, guess what he got me for an early Christmas present?
Mother: What, honey?
Teen girl: A gas-mask bong--like in that movie Knocked Up. And it's purple!
Mother: Jeez, your dork-o-meter is in the red.
MARTA Train
Atlanta, Georgia
Tonight, on Frigid Jones's Diary...
Girl: Did you see American Pie last night?
Guy: American Pie? But that's a dirty movie, I thought you were frigid.
Girl: I am frigid but I still watch tv.
Kerry Foods
Ireland
Categories: Compare and contrast | Default | Girls | Guys | Ireland | Movies | Sex | Technology | Posted 2009-01-16 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Tonight's Movie: Star Words
Best Shakespeare professor ever: I love metaphors. Metaphors be with you!
College of St. Rose
Albany, New York
Overheard by: Erin
And Everyone Lived Happily Ever After
20-something #1: So I saw the earrings on his nightstand and I took them.
20-something #2: What? You really took them? Why?
20-something #1: Because she took two of his t-shirts when she left the other night, and left her earrings behind so she would have an excuse to see him again! It's like Fatal Attraction!
20-something #2: But you took her earrings, and still spent the night with him after she did! What the hell? (pause) Are those them?
20-something #1: Yeah.
20-something #2: They're cute.
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: A Cheek
Categories: Beauty | California | Compare and contrast | Default | Girls | Movies | Questions | Posted 2009-01-09 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Andie McDowell's Character in Four Weddings and a Funeral Was Kind Of a Bitch
Girl #1: After he proposed, I thought to myself, "why couldn't he have done this a few days before, so I could show off my ring at the funeral?"
Girl #2: I know, that's such a shame!
University of Delaware
Overheard by: It wasn't even THAT pretty of a ring!
Categories: Colleges & Universities | Death & dying | Default | Delaware | Girls | Movies | Questions | Posted 2009-01-06 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
...Was What I Loved About 2 Girls 1 Cup
Girl: It was like a porno, but with a plot!
University of Massachusetts
Overheard by: Robin
Categories: Colleges & Universities | Compare and contrast | Default | Girls | Massachusetts | Movies | Porn | Posted 2008-12-06 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
In This Month's Cosmo: "How to Get Guys to Watch Chick Flicks"
Girl: Yeah, but he has a really nice penis. I like to play with it while we watch movies.
overheardattcnj.blogspot.com
Overheard by: Overheard at TCNJ
Categories: Beauty | Compliments | Default | Girls | Movies | Other sites | Penis | Time Management | Posted 2008-11-24 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Whatever, Mister Finding Nemo
Artsy queer: You masturbated to the soundtrack of The Nightmare Before Christmas?!
Houghton, Michigan
Overheard by: Midget Goldfish
And Only a Fighting Philosopher Can Save Me
Girl to friend: I really feel like I am in The Matrix right now.
Downtown Toronto
Canadia
You Promised We'd Watch Action Movies and Fuck Me in the Butt Tonight
Yuppie boyfriend (excitedly): Let's have an Ashton Kutcher movie marathon night!
Yuppie girlfriend (whispering): Honey, we've already talked about this...
Blockbuster
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Pallas
Categories: About celebrities | California | Couples | Default | Girls | Guys | Movies | Stores | Posted 2008-10-26 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I'd See You're Full Of Shit Is What I'd See
Professor: I mean, if you saw Eminem on the street you'd say, "He's white," but if you see him kickin' ass in 8 Mile, then you'd see he's black.
Haines Hall
UCLA, California
Overheard by: downtown
Categories: California | Colleges & Universities | Compare and contrast | Default | Movies | Music | Race | Teachers | Posted 2008-10-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The Training Begins in the Womb
Drunk guy: Excuse me assholes, pregnant woman coming through.
Drunk pregnant wife: I fell down the stairs yesterday, my baby is like one of the warriors from 300.
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: MN
Couple More Explosions Would've Done It for Me
Woman in her fifties, walking out of Brideshead Revisited: It was okay.
Husband: Yeah.
Woman: It's no Wall-E, but it was okay.
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Evy
Whoever Cares the Least Wins the Fight
Woman (sarcastically): I'm sorry, I'm such a bitch.
Man: Hmm...
Woman: You think I'm a bitch, don't you?
Man: I didn't say that.
Woman: You didn't disagree with me.
Man: You know yourself better than I do.
Woman: I can't believe you called me a bitch.
Man: I didn't call you a bitch, you called yourself a bitch.
Woman: But you didn't tell me I'm not a bitch.
Man: Because you're acting like a bitch.
Woman: See? You think I'm a bitch!
Man: I said you were acting like a bitch.
Woman: Whats the difference?
Man: Dustin Hoffman acted like a retard, but it doesn't mean he is one.
Woman: I don't know what that's supposed to mean, but you're a dick for thinking I'm a bitch.
Man: Do you mean I'm acting like a dick or I am a dick?
Woman: Fuck you! (storms out)
Man: Too easy. Caramel Macchiato please!
Starbucks
Westminster, Colorado
Categories: About celebrities | Colorado | Compare and contrast | Default | Guys | Insults | Movies | Offers and requests | Questions | Restaurants | Weirdness | Women | Posted 2008-09-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
If I Show You a Boob, Will You Forget This Lecture Ever Happened?
Moral and religious education teacher, describing opening scene of Gridiron Gang: So the movie opens, right, and you hear all these guns going off, and everyone's gangbanging everywhere...
Students: (silence, then loud raucous laughter)
Teacher: Oh, Jesus Christ... I mean they're shooting loads at each other... Oh god, no...
Centennial Regional High School
Quebec
Canadia
Overheard by: amused
Or, As in This Case, at Least Come Out Even
Girl #1: I'm so high.
Girl #2: Oh, I don't do that anymore, last time I was high I gave a two-hour blow job.
Girl #1: Oh my god, did a little piece of your soul die?
Girl #2 : Not really, Jesus Christ Superstar was on in the background.
Girl #1: Oh, well, musicals make everything better.
Girl #2: Definitely.
York, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Jess
Categories: BJs | Default | Drugs | Girls | Movies | Music | Pennsylvania | Questions | Time Management | Posted 2008-09-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
But Why Would You Trust Her After She Traded Your Cow for Magic Beans?
Dude #1: So yeah, Kayla* got me kicked off the ski trip because I gave her ten bucks to buy some food. And she bought scissors. Fucking scissors. And apparently I'm not stable enough to have scissors and they think I'll fucking stab someone with them. And she gave me back $2.48 in change. The scissors were from the fucking dollar store. They couldn't have been that expensive. Next time she sits on my lap in math class I'm gonna call her a pick-pocket.
Dude #2: Okay, great story. Now shut the fuck up. I missed half the fucking dialogue of Cloverfield.
West Edmonton Mall
Edmonton, Alberta
Canadia
Overheard by: Trying to watch Cloverfield
It's Whispering, "Your Friends Will Pay for Your Meal"
Girl #1 (pouring a cup of tea): Awww man, it's all the stuff from the bottom.
Girl #2: Oooh! After you drink it, give it to me and I'll read the tea leaves!
Girl #1: (hands the cup to girl #2)
Girl #2 (with a fake British accent): I see a hippogriff!
Guy: I did not just hear that.
Burlington, Vermont
Overheard by: Misaki
Ooo, What About an Intravenous Drip Filled with Cosmo?
Girl #1: I am so excited for the Sex and the City movie!
Girl #2: Me too! We should go out for drinks before the movie. Not too many cuz then we will have to take potty brakes during the movie and I don't want to miss anything!
Girl #1: Oh, good call, maybe we should wear diapers. I would totally wear a diaper for this movie!
Girl #2: Totally!
Peoria, Illinois
Categories: Default | Drinking & drunks | Girls | Illinois | Movies | Offers and requests | Pee | Stupidity | Posted 2008-08-05 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
At the Non Sequitur Quarterfinals
College guy #1: Castaway is such a good movie... except why is it called Castaway? He wasn't cast away, he was just... lost.
College guy #2: Well, I guess he was kind of cast out of society because he was lost, you know?
College guy #1: Yeah...I still don't get it. It's not like someone came up to him and was like "Hey you, I'm casting you away!"
College guy #2: Right. Hey, you know what's another really good movie? Nanook of the North. It has an igloo in it!
Camp Randall Sports Center
Madison, Wisconsin
Simulated, Just the Way You Like It
Woman: ...and Scarlett Johansson is in it.
Husband: Really? Okay, let's go.
Woman (to ticket seller): Oh, now he'll watch it.
(they enter the theater)
Husband: And you said sex too, right?
Movie Theater
Hartford, Connecticut
Overheard by: Claire
Categories: About celebrities | Connecticut | Default | Guys | Movies | Sex | Women | Posted 2008-07-15 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
And You Were Sixteen Going on Seventeen
Girl: I can't believe you've never seen The Sound of Music. You have to watch that.
Guy: Fuck that. I wouldn't watch that movie if you watched it with me, and we were going to fuck afterward.
Mankato, Minnesota
Later, They'd Vomit Up Quarters
Drunk girl #1: I'm Wells Fargo!
Drunk girl #2: Really? I'm Wells Fargo, too!
(they gleefully skip off together)
Pearl St Mall
Boulder, Colorado
Like Kathy Griffin
Boy: So, if you're afraid of the leprechaun from that one movie, does that mean you're afraid of the lucky charm leprechaun too?
Girl: No, no, no. I'm only afraid of the *real* ones.
Chapel Hill, North Carolina
Overheard by: Amused
Categories: Compare and contrast | Default | Fears | Girls | Guys | Movies | North Carolina | Questions | Posted 2008-06-10 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
But They Look Fantastic the Whole Time
Professor: The Swedes. They look at the glaciers, go inside, watch a Bergman film, have a heavy drink, then have some sex in the sauna, but ultimately that is unsatisfying, so they kill themselves.
Oberlin, Ohio
Overheard by: Secret Spy
Categories: Class | Compare and contrast | Death & dying | Default | Drinking & drunks | Feelings | Geography | Movies | Ohio | Sex | Teachers | Posted 2008-06-07 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
He'd Still Have the Use of Both Hands
Guy, to friend: And so I said to him: "If you'd never seen Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon your life would be so different right now."
Bus
Coventry
England
I Mean, I Gotta Get My Orgasm Somewhere, Right?
Girl on phone: Yeah, he couldn't get it up, so we just watched Schindler's List instead.
eavesdropdc.blogspot.com
Categories: Default | Eavesdrop DC | Erections | Girls | Leisure | Movies | On the phone | Words | Posted 2008-06-03 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Philip Pullman: Goddamn It!
[Family looking at a Golden Compass poster.]
Mom: Oooh! The new Narnia movie!
Dad: Did you know the polar bear is Jesus?
Great Escape Theater
Illinois
Overheard by: The Surly Usher
I Guess I Never Really Thought of Simba in Those Terms
Girl #1: Even when I was a little kid I knew it was Christian propaganda. I was like, "Hey, this lion is Jesus!"
Girl #2: That was great, say it again.
Girl #1: This lion is Jesus!
AMC Century City
Categories: California | Compare and contrast | Friends | Girls | Jesus | Kids | Movies | Offers and requests | Words | Posted 2008-05-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
That's What You Said During Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Random kid: Oh god! This is going to turn into a pregnancy fetish porno.
While seeing Juno
Peabody, Massachusetts
Not Even in Back Bay?
Guy: Yeah, it's like that one time we ended up at the homosexual movie theater.
Girl: They have gay movie theaters?
Guy: Yeah, it's called, like... Homoplex or something.
Girl: We don't even have those in Boston.
Diner
St. Louis, Missouri
Categories: Compare and contrast | Default | Girls | Guys | Missouri | Movies | Names | Questions | Restaurants | Sexuality | US Geography | Posted 2008-05-19 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
If the Tagline Isn't "Gotta Fuck Them All" Then Someon Made a Mistake
Girl: The first Pokemon movie was really sad.
Guy #1: Oh, yeah! It made me cry.
Girl: I couldn't believe when Pikachu almost died...
Guy #2: Have you guys seen Pokemon porn?
Girl: Okay, let's just stop right there.
Guy #2: No, it's crazy. You know Misty? She'll do like anything!
Hartford, Connecticut
Overheard by: Claire
Categories: Connecticut | Death & dying | Feelings | Friends | Girls | Guys | Movies | Offers and requests | Porn | Questions | TV shows | Weirdness | Posted 2008-05-13 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
True That
Dude: "I am Legend"? God, learn to grammar.
High School classroom
Englewood, Colorado
Categories: Books | Colorado | Education | Guys | Movies | Offers and requests | School [Elem., Middle, & High] | Words | Posted 2008-05-06 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
And Button Up Your Pants, Sweetie
Little girl: I love you, pole.
[She kisses the pole.]
Father: Don't kiss the pole! Keep it rated G!
Outside a Dim Sum Shop
Alameda, California
Categories: Advice | California | Dads | Etiquette | Girls | Kids | Kids | Movies | Restaurants | Sexuality | Posted 2008-04-30 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
For One Thing, He Looks Less Like a Gay Man
[Beauty & the Beast sing-a-long.]
Drunk girl: Is it just me... or is the beast-beast hotter than the human beast?
Duke University
Durham, North Carolina
Categories: Beauty | Compare and contrast | Drunks | Feelings | Girls | Movies | North Carolina | Questions | Sexuality | Posted 2008-04-29 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Might Want to Start Off with "I'm Straight."
Girl: Look, you have to tell her.
Guy: I can't tell her! I've kept this for so long!
Girl: If she really loves you that much she'll understand.
Guy: How can I tell the girl that I love that I don't like musicals?!
Bruin Walk, UCLA
California
Overheard by: if that's the worst thing in your relationship...
Categories: Advice | California | Colleges & Universities | Default | Fears | Girls | Guys | Movies | Relationships | Posted 2008-04-05 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Why Is It Putting on a Dress and Heels?
Guy in crowd evacuated from theater due to fire alarm: This is all a marketing trick... Just watch -- any minute now one of those fire trucks is going to transform!
Transformers showing, AMC Theatre
Paramus, New Jersey
Overheard by: JoBell
And Megatron Is Totally My Ex-Girlfriend!
Transformers-loving college student: I mean, there's just so much symbolism in that movie -- take the fact that Optimus Prime transforms into a truck. He's, like, Everyman!
University of Washington
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: I never thought of it that way
Categories: Compare and contrast | Default | Education | Guys | Movies | Students | Washington | Posted 2008-02-27 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Meet the Last Kid in the U.S. Who Says "Making Love"
Kid in cafeteria: Yeah, that was the night we watched Shrek and made love for the first time.
East Lansing, Michigan
Overheard by: Cammie
I Eagerly Await the Arrival of Your Point
Club guy: You asked him if he has ever seen Dances with Wolves?
Club girl: Well, yeah. He's Native American!
Club guy: That's like asking a Jewish person if they have ever seen Fiddler on the Roof!
Ohio State University, High Street
Columbus, Ohio
Overheard by: Tuition Wasted
How Child Psychologists Stay in Business
Kid wailing during first sex scene in Brokeback Mountain: I don't want to watch this movie anymooore!
Illinois
Overheard by: martha
Now If Only Someone Would Pick Up My Screenplay for Baroque Back Mountain
Queer: They're putting out a film about Mary, Queen of Scots. This is, like, the best year ever. I just saw a documentary about the Tudors. I am so excited.
University Co-Op Outlet
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: Merey
Debbie Does Dallas, Eh?
Bar manager: So, did you watch that film I gave you?
Bouncer: Yeah, man -- I couldn't get past the opening credits without a box of tissues.
Bar
Westchester, New York
Overheard by: Tom
You Know, We Should Talk Less
Guy: Have you seen The Swede?
Friends: No ...
Guy: It's like the Citizen Kane of bad Korean movies!
Oyster Bay
Long Island, New York
Overheard by: tell me what you really think
Hello? Decepticons
Queer to fag hag, after Transformers preview: I thought they were, like, good guys...
Regal Cinemas
Greenville, South Carolina
Overheard by: Trying not to laugh hysterically
Categories: Movies | Queers | South Carolina | Posted 2008-01-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Which One?
Guy #1: Let's see Grindhouse.
Guy #2: What's that about?
Guy #1: Jesus.
Shout-out: overheardina2.blogspot.com
Categories: Idiots | Jesus | Movies | Overheard in Ann Arbor | Posted 2008-01-05 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
That Wasn't Henry Winkler As the Head Ewok?
Girl watching end credits of Return of the Jedi: Where's Scott Baio?
Guy: What?
Girl: Scott Baio -- I don't see his name in the credits.
Guy: Scott Baio was not in Star Wars!
Girl: Yes, he was! He was celebrating at the end! The pilot!
Guy: Scott Baio is not Wedge Antilles!
Shout-out: eavesdropdc.blogspot.com
Overheard by:
Categories: About celebrities | Bimbettes | Eavesdrop DC | Movies | Posted 2007-12-16 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Jeremy Discovered His Imagination an Hour Later
High school student #1: Sir, what movie are we going to be watching?
Teacher: Well, until we get the VCR fixed, we'll be watching dead air.
High school student #2: What year was that movie made, sir?
Bus
Windsor, Ontario
Canadia
It's Cruel to the Gerbil Anyway
Drunk chick on cell: Wait! You didn't like Shaun of the Dead? What's wrong with you? Never mind, you can't stick it in me.
Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Shotboy
Categories: Drunks | Massachusetts | Movies | On the phone | Posted 2007-10-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
But Only If Thumper Was Already Taken
Teen boy #1: So, out of all the Disney princesses, which one would you get nasty with?
Teen boy #2: What? That's gross shit, man. They're cartoons! You're disgusting.
Teen boy #1, after pause: So, the Little Mermaid?
Teen boy #2: Word.
Fall River, Massachusetts
Categories: Massachusetts | Movies | Teens | Posted 2007-09-28 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Aw, C'mon, People, That's Great Material!
Flight attendant: Should the overhead oxygen masks deploy, please put the mask around your face as I will now demonstrate... [Puts mask on, then breathes heavily] Luuuke, I am your father...
US Airways flight to Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Categories: Airports & flights | Flight attendants | Movies | Posted 2007-08-02 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The Queen Amidala Headdress Is Really Heavy
Costumed dad to little girl: You need to listen. Understand? You will not take your clothes off!
Star Wars 30th Anniversary Celebration
Los Angeles, California
Categories: California | Dads | Family ties | Fashion | Movies | North America | Parenting | Parents | Pop culture | USA | Posted 2007-06-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Shit, No, It's Jafar!
Little girl, about passerby wearing turban: Look, Mommy -- it's Aladdin.
Target
Virginia
Overheard by: Makes me want to have kids!
Categories: Glad the condom broke | Movies | Virginia | Posted 2007-06-14 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Just Not Enough to Do It Myself
Chick: We're going to see Saw II, right?
Dude: It's probably gonna suck, though.
Chick: I just want to see people fucking die! You like watching people die, don't you?
Dude: Well, yeah.
Ursinus College
Collegeville, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: A student
Categories: Chicks | Colleges & Universities | Movies | Pennsylvania | Posted 2007-04-24 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Han Solo: Nothing I Do Will Ever Be Enough
Virgin: He has to save the universe! Do you know what that's like? Do you know what that feels like? No! Because you're not Luke Skywalker!
Shout-out: overheardatstanford.blogspot.com
Categories: Dorks, Geeks & Nerds | Movies | Overheard at Stanford | Posted 2007-04-19 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
You Keep Using That Word. I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means
MBA #1 whispering: Every time [the professor] says, 'investment of comparable risk,' don't you feel like he is saying, 'rodents of unusual size'? Like in The Princess Bride?
MBA #2: You don't like Accounting, do you?
Shout-out: overheardatkmc.blogspot.com
Categories: Class | Education | Movies | Overheard at KMC | Students | Posted 2007-04-19 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Gerald Is Known for His Bizarre Summaries of M*A*S*H
Guy: It would be like The Hills Have Eyes, except with Koreans.
Shout-out: overheardinumcp.blogspot.com
Overheard by: alyssa
Categories: Movies | Overheard in College Park | Students | Posted 2007-03-29 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
