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Ever Heard Of Grand Theft Autoerotica, Sally?

Nerdy frat boy #1: You know what we should do? Just go buy a video game, sit down, and fucking beat it.
Nerdy frat boy #2: Yeah!
Sorority girl, guffawing: Why would you buy a video game to jack off?!

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Charlie G.


Categories: Frat boy types | Games | Leisure | Masturbation | Questions | Sorority types | Washington | Posted 2011-08-11 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

No More Babysitting for You, Suzanne.

Nerdy girl to Asian friend: I mean, it was pathetic. I could've had my top off and had a sign around my neck that said "free blowjobs" and they wouldn't have noticed. They were all crowded around Mike watching him play Pokemon.

Chicago, Illinois


Categories: Asians | BJs | Body parts | Dorks, Geeks & Nerds | Friends | Games | Illinois | Posted 2010-06-16 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

How Many Tons Of Vomit Does Disney World Produce a Year? Show Your Work.

20-something guy in the middle of a group: Guys, guys. I've got big news.
(group quiets down)
20-something guy
: I just got a text from Ross. It says "Let's put it this way: they've stopped the ride, are cleaning up my vomit, and I'm leaving in a wheelchair. Spaceship Earth."

(group cheers)

Disney World
Orlando, Florida


Categories: Florida | Games | Guys | Health & Hygiene | Stupidity | Tourist attractions | Violence | Posted 2010-04-26 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Suppose He'll Object to Playing with a White Ball?

Skinny Asian kid buying 24-pack of Keystone Light, to friend: I dunno man. I've never played beer pong against a black dude before.

Shout-out: feeds.feedburner.com

Overheard by: Ian


Categories: Asians | Drinking & drunks | Games | Overheard in Minneapolis | Race | Violence | Posted 2010-04-07 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

It's Not Their Worlds I Want to Enter

Girl: So I think he's taken our relationship a step further.
Gay friend: Oh! What, did he ask you out?
Girl: No.
Gay friend: Did he finally tell you he likes you?
Girl: No! Nothing like that.
Gay friend: Then what?
Girl: He started talking to me exclusively in D&D jargon!
Gay friend: See, this is why we have different tastes in men.

Burlington, Vermont

Overheard by: Doesn't play D&D


Categories: Compare and contrast | Fag hags | Games | Queers | Relationships | Vermont | Words | Posted 2010-03-20 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Not Even Drag Queen Bingo?

Religion professor: Contrary to popular belief, bingo is not a sacrament!

North Central Michigan College


Categories: Colleges & Universities | Games | Michigan | Religion | Teachers | Posted 2010-03-12 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Yet I Notice You're Not Moving.

Asian girl in bright coat: Oh my fucking god, I think I just lost my virginity.
Blonde girl: Wait, how does that even work?
Asian girl in bright coat: The end of the teeter-totter seat is like totally up my ass, and it's like penetrating.
Blonde girl: Oh.

Calgary
Canadia


Overheard by: Shawn


Categories: Asians | Ass | Canadia | Games | Girls | Sensory experiences | Virginity | Posted 2010-01-23 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

No One Expects Me to Understand Technology

Old Midwestern lady #1: All these kids bringing their videos games everywhere!
Old Midwestern lady #2: It's depressing! My son-in-law brings his laptop everywhere. Always on the internet.
Old Midwestern lady #1: Is he using one of those blueberries? Or blackpods?
Old Midwestern lady #2: I don't know, I'm just glad I'm old.

Newark, New Jersey

Overheard by: thankfully on a different flight


Categories: Age and ageing | Family ties | Gadgets | Games | Gripes | Internet | Kids | Laptops | New Jersey | Old folks | Women | Posted 2010-01-08 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Remember "Sweaty Boobs"?

Friend #1: I just want a Dance Dance Revolution mat that won't skid around on the floor while I dance on it. I am thinking about covering my old one in an unskiddable material.
Friend #2: Well, you could try human skin.
Friend #1: Does it skid?
Friend #2: Only when wet.

Gamestop
Omaha, Nebraska.


Categories: Advice | Body parts | Dancing | Friends | Games | Nebraska | Stores | Weirdness | Posted 2009-12-14 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

You Really Get a Little Something Extra When You Go Away to School in San Francisco

Professor: It's hard to have an orgy without orgasms. What? It's true! What're you gonna do, play video games?

University of San Francisco
San Francisco, California


Categories: Colleges & Universities | Games | Orgasm | Questions | San Francisco | Sex | Teachers | Posted 2009-11-16 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Every Day's a Roll Of the Polyhedral Dice

12-year-old boy: You see?! Dungeons & Dragons applies to real life!

Calgary
Canadia


Overheard by: cubicle slave


Categories: Canadia | Games | Tweens | Weirdness | Posted 2009-11-11 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Or Does China Have All the Time?

Drunk gamer #1, about Warhawk: Those Japanese were amazing!
Drunk gamer #2: But you know, in Japan there's so many people, and so much time.

Boulder, Colorado


Categories: Colorado | Compare and contrast | Drunks | Games | Stupidity | Time Management | Posted 2009-11-09 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Once You Invoke Hitler, Rational Conversation Ceases

Girl #1, playing Tetris: Stop moving your feet, it's distracting me.
Girl #2: I wasn't trying to distract you! I needed to crack my ankles.
Girl #1: I bet Hitler just needed to crack his ankles too, he didn't mean to kill all those Jews.

Calgary
Canadia


Overheard by: Estelle


Categories: Body parts | Canadia | Compare and contrast | Games | Girls | History | Murder | Weirdness | Posted 2009-11-05 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Hey, It's Ms. Pac-Man-- I'm Not Gay.

Guy to stranger: Is it just me, or is that guy jerking off to Pac-Man?

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Claire


Categories: Games | Illinois | Masturbation | Questions | Strangers | Weirdness | Posted 2009-08-23 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Are We Giving Or Receiving?

Older man: You kids gonna come out and play?
Kid: Play what?
Older man: Cornhole.

Indiana


Categories: Backdoor | Games | Guys | Indiana | Kids | Kids | Questions | Weirdness | Posted 2009-07-30 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Why Law & Order Doesn't Take Place in San Francisco

Young Asian cop easing old Asian man out of police car: My first day on the beat and already I'm finding out about and busting illegal Mahjong parlors! I didn't know they existed!

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: McF


Categories: Asians | Cops | Crimes | Games | Jobs & Careers | Old folks | San Francisco | Posted 2009-07-12 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

In Canadia, Even the Pedophiles Are Kinda Quaint

Lounging suburban man to passers-by: Your kids look like they want to do the chicken limbo.

Toronto
Ontario
Canadia


Overheard by: The cool aunt


Categories: Canadia | Games | Kids | Parenting | Strangers | Weirdness | Wishes | Posted 2009-07-05 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

I've Forbidden It from Watching Terms Of Endearment

Queer, after being rushed to play Scrabble: You don't understand what it's like having all vowels!
Drunk girl: You don't understand what it's like having a vagina, so who wins?
Queer: I do! I have an emotional vagina.

Long Beach, California

Overheard by: pucewoman


Categories: California | Compare and contrast | Drunks | Feelings | Games | Girls | Queers | Questions | Sexuality | Vagina | Words | Posted 2009-06-29 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

I Like to Think Of It As Adding a Little More Magic to the Kingdom

Male golfer to 20-something son and his girlfriend: See, that's the problem golfing with a female. If there are no women here, the world is your toilet!

The Magnolia Golf Course, DisneyWorld
Orlando, Florida


Categories: Compare and contrast | Dads | Default | Florida | Games | Guys | Sexuality | Tourist attractions | Posted 2009-06-04 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

With My Tongue

Asian woman: You know, I'm not normally a lesbian. I was just scoping out the competition last night!

Christchurch
New Zealand


Categories: Asians | Default | Games | New Zealand | Sexuality | Women | Words | Posted 2009-05-28 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Hey, I Tried Pilates for You Guys.

Beefy tattooed inmate: Hey, does anyone know how to play twister?
(rest of unit groans)

Vancouver Island Maximum Security Prison
Canadia


Categories: Canadia | Default | Games | Guys | Gym rats | Offers and requests | Questions | Posted 2009-05-25 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Now Hold Still While I Affix This Muzzle

Little boy being pushed in cart: You smell!
Dad: No, you smell!
Little boy: No, you smell!
Dad: You smell!
(a little later)
Little boy
: That was awful!

Dad: Only because you think it is.
Little boy: You're a sock!
Dad: Oh, I'm a sock now?
Little boy: A soooock!
Dad: No, you're a sock!

Whole Foods
Hollywood, California


Overheard by: Kafrin


Categories: California | Clothes | Dads | Default | Games | Guys | Kids | Questions | Sensory experiences | Stores | Words | Posted 2009-05-11 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

The Door Is Somewhere in New Jersey

Bus preacher: Prime time bingo is the key to hell.

Kingston
Jamaica


Categories: Central America | Default | Evil | Games | Religious fanatics | Weirdness | Posted 2009-05-05 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Moving on to the Case Of Muffet V. Spider...

Father to son in stroller: Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall; Humpty Dumpty had a great fall; Humpty Dumpty hired a great lawyer; Humpty Dumpty sued the pants of the wall maker.

K Street
Washington, DC


Categories: Clothes | Dads | Default | Games | Guys | Jobs & Careers | Kids | Names | Washington, DC | Posted 2009-04-23 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

The Kind Of Boy Who Grows Up to Be President

Eight-year-old boy playing Nintendo: Die! Die! Diediediediediediedie!
Older brother: Isn't that a little violent?
Eight-year-old: I'm goddam Kirby! I can do anything I want!

Houston, Texas


Categories: Death & dying | Default | Family | Games | Guys | Kids | Offers and requests | Questions | Texas | Violence | Posted 2009-04-16 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

That's Not Right

Girl who always rides skateboard: And so we were playing ping pong, and he took his shirt off!
Friend: Right.
Girl who always rides skateboard: And then he let me hit stuff against him!

Rangi Ruru Girls' School
New Zealand

If It's Bobbing for Saviors, Count Me Out.

Sunday school teacher: We're going to play a fun game next! Does anybody want to guess what it is?
Five-year-old student: Take of our shirts and pants?
Sunday school teacher: No!

Sunday School Classroom
Fredericton
Canadia


Overheard by: Andrew

Back in My Day, It Wasn't a Race Without at Least a Little Mooing

Man to daughter entering race: So, do you have to quack while you run, or...how does that work?

4th of July Parade
Brighton, Michigan


Overheard by: Tonya


Categories: Dads | Default | Games | Guys | Michigan | Offers and requests | Questions | Posted 2009-03-31 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Ever Feel Like Autistic Kids Are Just Silently Plotting the Revolution?

Counselor: What do you need Legos for?
Nine-year-old boy: To make weaponry!

Center for Autism and Emotional Support
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania


Categories: Compare and contrast | Counselors | Default | Games | Guys | Kids | Kids | Pennsylvania | Questions | Posted 2009-03-13 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

They're Right Next the Megavitamins, Which Also Don't Work

Guy: I'm not going to stop and ask someone, "excuse me, where are your ray guns?"

CVS
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania


Overheard by: ZB


Categories: Default | Games | Guys | Pennsylvania | Questions | Stores | Weirdness | Zombies | Posted 2009-03-07 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

None Of Which Are All That Hard

Student: Have you ever heard of the penis game?
Female professor: Which one? I've played many penis games.

Greek Myth Class
Illinois Wesleyan University


Overheard by: problem


Categories: Class | Default | Games | Girls | Illinois | Penis | Questions | Students | Teachers | Posted 2009-03-06 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

The Video That Should Be Shown in Driver Training

Friend #1, driving: Yeah, she'll be okay with it, she'll just be like...oh, motherfucker, I'll stab you in the face!!
Friend #2: What?
Friend #1: She'll be okay with it, though, she'll just be like...pedidle!
Friend #2: (silence)
Friend #1: What?! Did you see that car? She'll be okay with it, she'll just be like, oh...okay.

Bentleyville, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: concerned friend


Categories: Body parts | Default | Friends | Games | Insults | Pennsylvania | Questions | Posted 2009-02-26 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Do You Mean "Stuff" or Actual Shit?

Single 30-something woman to friend, as random guy rides by on bike: I would so ride off with him and do anything he wants...unless he's totally into dungeons and shit.

Sacramento, California

Overheard by: Steve


Categories: California | Compare and contrast | Default | Games | Sexuality | Women | Posted 2009-02-22 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

I'm Thinking of Transferring to Brown

Lacrosse player: Bro, dude, all I did today was play Halo and grow my hair.

overheardatyale.com

Overheard by: overheardatyale


Categories: Default | Games | Guys | Hair | Overheard at Yale | Weirdness | Posted 2009-02-03 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Someone's Always in the Kitchen With Dinah

TA on cell: No, I do not want to play "guess who's pregnant?" again.

University of Florida

Overheard by: nick

The Bastard Sunk My Battleship

Girl on cell: I think the relationship really started going downhill when he took Western Australia from me.

Seattle, Washington


Categories: Default | Feelings | Games | Girls | On the phone | Relationships | Washington | Posted 2008-12-23 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Meet the Hippest Kids in Montana

Tall adolescent: Peach sucks. Daisy's okay, but peach sucks.
Short adolescent: See, I've always been more of a toad fan. Even if he does look kind of like a circumcised wang.
Tall adolescent: Oh, you.

Missoula, Montana


Categories: Compare and contrast | Default | Games | Insults | Montana | Penis | Pop culture | Teens | Posted 2008-12-05 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Might Even Trump the Popularity of Pregnant or Fat?

Black guy: You keep hearing about how racist Britain's getting, it's pretty scary.
White girlfriend: Oh, totally. I think that before anyone in that country over 40 is allowed to make a public statement they should take a test that's like "is this quaint, or just racist?" and if they fail they shouldn't be allowed to say anything.
Black guy: That would be an awesome game show.

Calgary
Alberta
Canadia


Categories: Black people | Canadia | Couples | Default | Games | Geography | Girls | Guys | Questions | Race | TV shows | Whiteys | Posted 2008-11-24 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

They're Even Set to the Same Music

Girl #1: So, how do orgies work? I don't really get it.
Girl #2: I dunno. I think if you see a hole, you just fill it with whatever you've got.
Girl #3: It's like Tetris!

Gold Coast
Australia


Categories: Australia | Compare and contrast | Default | Games | Girls | Questions | Sex | Posted 2008-11-20 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

What Did People Do at Work Without Solitaire?

Random girl on date: Sometimes I wonder what life was like before playing cards?

Stuttgart
Germany


Categories: Default | Feelings | Games | Germany | Girls | Philosophy | Questions | Posted 2008-11-12 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

And Are You Looking at Me, or Not?

Dart player #1: You're kicking ass because you can aim with your lazy eye.
Dart player #2: No, I'm not using my lazy eye.
Dart player #1: Well, it's still not fair.

Riprock's
Denton, Texas


Overheard by: still glad i don't have a lazy eye


Categories: Bars & Clubs | Compare and contrast | Default | Games | Guys | Texas | Posted 2008-11-07 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

We'll Be Married in the Spring.

Girl to friends: I thought I was playing hard to get, but it turns out I was playing "I hate you".

Elon University
Elon, North Carolina

And We're in Some War Someplace?

Professor to suits: Did you watch the news last night? Apparently Dumbledore's gay now!

UC Davis
Davis, California


Overheard by: Passing Biker


Categories: California | Colleges & Universities | Default | Games | Sexuality | Teachers | Posted 2008-08-12 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Yet the Outlook Is Still Not So Good

Girl to boyfriend: My ass is not a magic 8-ball.

Cornmarket Street
Oxford
England


Categories: Ass | Compare and contrast | Default | England | Games | Girls | Posted 2008-08-03 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Much Better Than That Stupid Mel Gibson Speech

Girl with fake sword to group of fifty kids with fake swords (prepping them before their war in the park): Today is not about living, today is about dying. You will die at least 100 times today. And you will love it!

Clark Park
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania


Overheard by: afraid of kids


Categories: Death & dying | Default | Feelings | Games | Girls | Kids | Kids | Pennsylvania | Violence | Posted 2008-07-20 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

I Can't Explain Why I Continue to Play

Random board gamer: Settlers of Catan was created in the bowels of hell to make otherwise intelligent people say: "I have wood for sheep."

Epoch Coffee
Austin, Texas


Categories: Bars & Clubs | Default | Dorks, Geeks & Nerds | Evil | Games | Texas | Weirdness | Posted 2008-07-18 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Wanna Hold It?

Hippie using his pocket PC: It's very primitive -I use it for solitaire while pooping.

Bean & Leaf Coffee Shop
New London, Connecticut


Overheard by: Overand


Categories: Connecticut | Games | Hippies | Poop | Technology | Posted 2008-07-14 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Nerd Kink Is Often Difficult to Get One's Mind Around

Girl on phone: Hey girl! I just got done lubricating my Rubik's cube!

Shout-out: feeds.feedburner.com

Overheard by: momo


Categories: Default | Games | Girls | On the phone | Overheard in Minneapolis | Posted 2008-07-06 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

The Professor Appreciated the Eight-Sided Paper

Excited student: I got a B+ on my Nietzsche paper!
Friend: The one based on a Dungeons & Dragons joke?

Auraria Campus
Denver, Colorado

It's Not Gay If I'm the Boomer

(around a D&D table)
Boom
: Boom the Barbarian is going to swing his sword.

Walk-in kid: Dude, your character sheet says he's a fighter.
Boom: Yeah. But his name is Boom the Barbarian.
Walk-in kid: That's gay.
Boom: It won't be gay when I boom all over your face.
Openly gay DM: Actually, it would.

Gaming Center
Grand Rapids, Michigan


Categories: Compare and contrast | Default | Games | Guys | Michigan | Queers | Sexuality | Threats | Posted 2008-06-26 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

The Chicken Doesn't Count, Sir

60-year-old journalism professor: Oh, the choking game? Heh... I play that all the time.

Emerson College
Boston, Massachusetts


Overheard by: Sarah

Was I Awake?

Tipsy girlfriend, playing "Never Have I Ever": Never have I ever done 69 with anyone.
Boyfriend: Ping.
Girlfriend: What?! Who did you 69?!
Boyfriend: You, fool!
Girlfriend: Oh.

Ohio University
Athens, Ohio


Overheard by: outfirst

We Respect That You Didn't Take the Easy Route with "Robert Downey Jr."

Girl: "Pokemon Stadium," is just stupid. If the other Pokemon does some confusion attack, you just end up slapping yourself or some shit. No one gets so confused they hurt themselves!
Boy: Tell that to Danny Bonaduce.

Worcester, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Katie

Crap --I Hate Eighteenth-Century Make-Believe

Nine-year-old girl, planning game: So he'll be the priest, and you can be the wet nurse.

Mount Vernon, New York


Categories: Games | Girls | Kids | Kids | Leisure | New York | Offers and requests | Religion | Sexuality | Weirdness | Posted 2008-05-11 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

A Bright, White Light, on the Other Hand...

Gamer dude: ... and the game comes with like, real guns.
Wannabe goth chick: They're actual guns?
Gamer dude: Well like, real models. And it comes with this mirror that lets you see yourself and like, shows what you look like if you get shot in the face.
Wannabe goth chick: That's nice. That's not something you would normally get to see if you got shot in the face.

UAB
Birmingham, Alabama


Overheard by: Kitty-Jack

Or Striptionary?

MIT frat boy #1: I'm just saying, everybody has a strip poker tournament during rush week. We need something different.
MIT frat boy #2: You mean, like, strip risk or battleship?
MIT frat boy #1: Um... Sure.

Chinese Restaurant
Boston, Massachusetts


Overheard by: Brian

This Season's Most Unlikely Love Story

Girl, looking at video games: If I had a sword that pimp, I would just kill people all day and run around.
Boy following her: Girl, if you had a sword that pimp I would stop being gay and make you stop to make love to me.
Girl, looking appalled: I'd be busy killing people, though.
Boy, matter-of-factly: Well... I'd make you stop every thirteen kills.

Random Walmart
Boise, Idaho


Overheard by: Bunnee


Categories: Compare and contrast | Crimes | Friends | Games | Gays | Girls | Guys | Idaho | Murder | Sexuality | Stores | Weirdness | Wishes | Posted 2008-04-28 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Knowing What That Is Is Like a Rorshach for Nerdity

Student: Somebody drew a triforce in the bathroom.
Teacher: There's a penis in the hall and now a triforce in the bathroom?

English Class
Arcadia, California


Overheard by: Sam

As Pimpin' As Anything in This Comic Book Store, Anyway

10-year-old boy to Scrabble players: You guys are playing Scrabble? That's totally pimpin'!

Comic book store
Towson, Maryland


Categories: Compliments | Default | Games | Kids | Maryland | Words | Posted 2008-03-04 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Damnit, Now My Chair's All Wet

Super nerd #1: You look tired.
Super nerd #2: Yea...
Super nerd #1: I bet you were up till three AM playing World of Warcraft.
Super nerd #2: Yeah...
Super nerd #1: Yeah, I just got the new patch. It's downloading right now. Its an 80-gig patch... I mean, 80-meg patch.
Super nerd #2: Phew! [Panting] Don't do that to me!

Virginia Tech
Blacksburg, Virginia


Categories: Dorks, Geeks & Nerds | Games | Virginia | Posted 2007-11-27 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Until the Lightbulb Broke

Girl #1: We were having fun!
Girl #2: You're sodomizing that poor boy!
Girl #1: That's how we played! He loved that game!

Starbucks
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia


Overheard by: hannah


Categories: Canadia | Chicks | Games | Posted 2007-11-17 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Life Avoidance Is Fairly Inexpensive

Nerd: Just think of how much money I saved over winter break by playing World of Warcraft -- it was 10 dollars a month instead of paying for all the stuff I would have done had I gone out.

Shout-out: overheardatcornell.blogspot.com

Overheard by: doug


Categories: Dorks, Geeks & Nerds | Games | Overheard at Cornell | Posted 2007-10-26 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Don't You Question the Way I Put Food on Our Table

Mother: Derek, come back here!
Five-year-old: No! You can't tell me what to do! I'm going to go gamble some more! [Runs off.]

CAT ferry from Nova Scotia to Portland, Maine

Overheard by: Misaki


Categories: Boat/Ferry | Games | Moms | Should have used a condom | Posted 2007-09-16 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

When "Pregnant or Fat?" Gets Old

Man to friend: Let's play the handicapped game -- paralyzed, or just lazy?

Epcot Park, Disney World
Orlando, Florida


Categories: Florida | Games | Guys | Posted 2007-09-01 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

You Know What to Do

40-year-old virgin #1: Did I tell you I beat Mortal Kombat?
40-year-old virgin #2: Uh-uh.
40-year-old virgin #1: Well, I did, and now my life has no meaning.

Birmingham, Alabama


Categories: Alabama | Dorks, Geeks & Nerds | Games | Posted 2007-08-27 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Sonic's Too Spiky

Dork #1: Yeah, but Super Mario had the princess...
Dork #2: I'd rather fuck the squirrel [in Sonic] than that square-ass bitch!

Shout-out: overheardinumcp.blogspot.com

Overheard by: thomas


Categories: Dorks, Geeks & Nerds | Games | Overheard in College Park | Posted 2007-08-13 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Squirtle's a No-Brainer, but Jigglypuff's Going to Be Tough

High school boy #1: Know what I'm gonna do?
High school boy #2: You're gonna jizz in my mouth.
High school boy #1: I'm gonna go to a third world country, buy four people, put them in an arena, and make them play Super Smash Brothers in real life. For Pikachu I'm gonna put thousand-volt batteries in his cheeks.

Ride-On bus
Washington, DC


Overheard by: bus rider


Categories: Games | Kids | Washington, DC | Posted 2007-08-09 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

I'm More of a Cammy Fan, Myself

Geek #1: I would totally do Chun-Li.
Geek #2: Dude, she's a fictional video game character...
Geek #1: I don't care, she's smoking hot.
Geek #2: Whatever, she's only 16-bit.

Shout-out: overheardina2.blogspot.com

Overheard by: eric


Categories: Dorks, Geeks & Nerds | Games | Overheard in Ann Arbor | Posted 2007-04-05 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

I Beholdin' a Gram

Beholder: You are not a beholder, buddy.
Non-beholder: Nah, dude. I'm pretty sure I behold.

Duffield
Shout-out: overheardatcornell.blogspot.com

Overheard by: benji


Categories: Dorks, Geeks & Nerds | Games | Overheard at Cornell | Posted 2007-03-19 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook