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No Gay Man Has Ever Seen RoboCop

Middle aged gay man on cell: Mother, stop making excuses. You chose to live in a government hellhole named Canada. You could have gone somewhere like Detroit, but nooooo...

Starbucks
Los Angeles, California

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Categories: California | Family ties | Gays | Geography | On the phone | Pity | Posted 2011-01-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Um, I'm Twelve.

Guy on cell: Yeah, well, that sucks that you don't have any friends, but now at least it's legal for you to drink your troubles away!

University of Delaware
Newark, Delaware

Overheard by: Anne

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Categories: Colleges & Universities | Delaware | Drinking & drunks | Gripes | Guys | On the phone | Pity | Posted 2009-06-26 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Except behind the Scenes, Where All the Decisions Are Made

Mexican girl: I feel sorry for white people. They're not allowed to use stereotypes.

San José State University
San José, California

Overheard by: Cracker

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Categories: California | Colleges & Universities | Mexicans | Pity | Posted 2007-04-05 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook