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Bad Things Happen When Housemates Mate
Guy to crowd of housemates: See, this is the kind of toilet we want--it's rated to be able to flush one kilo of material at a time.
Girl: How many kilos does a newborn weigh?
Home Depot
Oakland, California
Overheard by: Alchemist George
A Stimulant for Me, a Depressant for Them
Girl #1: What kind of drugs were you on?
Girl #2: I wasn't on drugs!
Girl #1: What kind of drugs do you want to be on?
Girl #2: What kind of drugs do you have?
Girl #1: I have the morning after pill.
Girl #2: That's not a drug.
Girl #1: Yes it is, it kills babies.
Escondido, California
College: In a Nutshell.
Freshman girl to friends: Guys, I really need to ask you a huge favor. I think I might be pregnant and you guys might have to punch me in the stomach to get rid of it.
North Bay
Ontario
Canadia
Or Did She Just Leave DNA in Her Victims' Fingernails?
Girl #1: I mean, her nickname in high school was "the scraper."
Girl #2: Is that a bad abortion joke?
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: Confused
That's Your Answer to Everything!
Preppy girl #1: You know you can't have sex for like, six moths after you have an abortion?
Preppy girl #2: That's stupid! Why wouldn't you just fall down some stairs?
Classroom
Ontario
Canadia
Ooh, and Some Scrambled Eggs!
Girl to friend: I'm going to order a pint. Or do we just want to split a pitcher?
Friend: I'm pregnant, remember?
Girl: Oh, yeah. But I thought you were planning to abort it?
Friend: I am. (sighs) Okay, let's get a pitcher.
Bar
Zwankendamme
Belgium
Categories: Abortion | Bars & Clubs | Belgium | Drinking & drunks | Friends | Girls | Pregnancy | Questions | Wishes | Posted 2009-12-27 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Because If It's Boating, That's Way Too Political
Girl #1: What is Roe v. Wade?
Girl #2: What do you mean? I don't know!
Girl #1: What is it about?
Computer Lab, Syracuse University
New York
When Semesters and Trimesters Conflict
Bleached blonde sorority chick: If she doesn't abort it, we're totally throwing her a baby shower!
University
Midwest
Overheard by: GDI
Categories: Abortion | Colleges & Universities | Kids | Sorority types | USA | Posted 2009-10-27 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
If She Needs to Have That Many Of Them, Maybe She Shouldn't Stop?
Sorority girl: Well, she should stop having abortions then!
University of Michigan
Categories: Abortion | Colleges & Universities | Gossip | Michigan | Sorority types | Weirdness | Posted 2009-09-02 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Ad: Duct Tape-- Is There Nothing It Can't Do?
Girl #1: Eww!
Girl #2: Oh, what? You can talk about your abortion, but I can't talk about warts?
Ashland, Oregon
Overheard by: crystal
Categories: Abortion | Compare and contrast | Girls | Health & Hygiene | Oregon | Posted 2009-08-16 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Unless She Gets Knocked Up Again in the Interim
Girl #1: So do you have any friends who are total disasters like us, who would want to go to Vegas that weekend?
Girl #2: I have a friend who's getting an abortion next week.
Girl #1: Oh, good, so she'll be good to go by then.
Bar
Phoenix, Arizona
Overheard by: Orkide
Categories: Abortion | Arizona | Bars & Clubs | Compare and contrast | Default | Girls | Questions | Relationships | US Geography | Posted 2009-05-27 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
...But You Found a Scarf? Score!
Bimbette on phone, nonchalantly: So you lost your baby?
Ann Arbor, Michigan
And You Thought Picking Up Girls at Funerals Was Bad
Girlfriend on packed, stopped train: I'm bored. Tell me a story.
Boyfriend: I remember the first time I saw you...you were crying...sitting outside the abortion clinic. I gave you my hankie.
Yellow Train
Washington, DC
Overheard by: entertained next to them
Categories: Abortion | Couples | Default | Feelings | Girls | Guys | Memory lane | Offers and requests | Relationships | Train | Washington, DC | Weirdness | Posted 2008-10-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Followed by Fro-Yo
Trendy girl: Yeah, so like, the mom and her daughter went and got abortions together.
Town Center
Sugar Land, TX
The Pope: Perhaps I Haven't Been Clear...
Cool college chick to friends: Ya know, birth control is the thing that makes sex okay.
Mexican Restaurant
Virginia
Overheard by: KMCV
Categories: Abortion | Default | Friends | Restaurants | Sex | Sorority types | Virginia | Posted 2008-06-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I'll Let You Use It for Special Effects in the School Play
Chick on cell: Hey! I had a miscarriage! Wanna hang out?
High School Classroom
Englewood, Colorado
Categories: Abortion | Colorado | Girls | Health & Hygiene | Leisure | Offers and requests | On the phone | School [Elem., Middle, & High] | Weirdness | Posted 2008-05-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Think He's Getting Ready to Say, "I Love You"
Chick #1: So, you guys might move in together?
Chick #2: Yeah.
Chick #1: I didn't know you were that serious.
Chick #2: Well, I had his abortion, so yeah, I guess we're pretty serious.
Shout-out: overheardinlakecounty.blogspot.com
Categories: Abortion | Chicks | Overheard in Lake County | Relationships | Posted 2007-04-05 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
