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Little girl to mom: This ice cream is screwing with my mind.
McDonald's
Dayton, Ohio
Overheard by: heather
Girl #1: I'm so glad you could make it out tonight! How are you?
Girl #2: I'm okay. I have a headache from crying.
Steppenwolff Theater
Chicago, Illinois
Dude #1: I have a really bad headache.
Dude #2: You know what cures that? Sodomy!
Shout-out: eavesdropdc.blogspot.com