Celebritywit


Headaches All Categories > Topics > Maladies > Headaches

Recent | Best Of

 

One Downmanship Is Fun!

Woman #1: Sorry I'm late, I had bad anxiety.
Woman #2: I have bad allergies and a hangover.
Woman #1: Well, I'm pregnant.
Woman #3, looking up suddenly: What!?
Woman #1: Top that!

Barnes & Noble
Birmingham, Alabama

Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Wtf?
Categories: Alabama | Compare and contrast | Headaches | Maladies | Pregnancy | Stores | Women | Posted 2010-07-10 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

...And If You Have Any Train-Driving Experience, Please Report to the Front Car.

Conductor: Welcome on board the 4:15 service to Wolverhampton, calling at Smethwick, Sandwell and... Oh god, my head... (mic cuts out for a while) Sandwell... and Dudley, and Wolverhampton... (breathes heavily, deep sigh, mic cuts out again)

Birmingham to Wolverhampton Train
England

Overheard by: xSJBx

Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Wtf?
Categories: Conductors | England | Headaches | Public Transportation | Train | Weirdness | Posted 2009-12-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

What's with All the Waking Up Naked?

Guy: I took some ibuprofen, and then when I woke up in the morning all my clothes were off. Luckily, my headache was gone.

Seattle, Washington

Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Wtf?
Categories: Clothes | Guys | Headaches | Health & Hygiene | Sensory experiences | Washington | Posted 2009-12-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

I Knew I Shouldn't Have Done Double Shots Last Night

Chick holding both sides of head: This side of my head hurts!

Verona, New Jersey

Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Wtf?
Categories: Default | Girls | Headaches | New Jersey | Sensory experiences | Posted 2008-11-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

How Many National Secrets Are Spilled

Little girl to mom: This ice cream is screwing with my mind.

McDonald's
Dayton, Ohio

Overheard by: heather

Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Wtf?
Categories: Default | Fears | Food | Girls | Headaches | Kids | Kids | Mental illnesses | Ohio | Restaurants | Posted 2008-07-02 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Crying Is Her Cardio

Girl #1: I'm so glad you could make it out tonight! How are you?
Girl #2: I'm okay. I have a headache from crying.

Steppenwolff Theater
Chicago, Illinois

Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Wtf?
Categories: Compare and contrast | Feelings | Friends | Girls | Headaches | Illinois | Questions | Posted 2008-05-05 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

You Said That about My Leg, and It's Still Broken

Dude #1: I have a really bad headache.
Dude #2: You know what cures that? Sodomy!

Shout-out: eavesdropdc.blogspot.com

Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Wtf?
Categories: Advice | Eavesdrop DC | Friends | Headaches | Washington, DC | Posted 2007-03-31 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook