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At Least You Have Your Priorities Straight

Ten-year-old boy: You know what I would have if I could have four wishes?
Big sister: I don't know. What?
Ten-year-old boy: One: no drought in Georgia; Two: no global warming; Three: world peace; Four: a Komodo dragon that is really nice and fun to play with, is a vegetarian, lives forever and can grant eternal life.

Druid Hills, Atlanta

Overheard by: Miranda

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Categories: Animals | Compliments | Food | Geography | Georgia | Girls | Guys | Kids | Magic | Questions | Siblings | Threats | Tweens | US Geography | Weather | Wishes | Posted 2008-05-27 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Portrait of a Man Whose Wife No Longer Wants Him

Little girl, after fireworks: Was that magic, Daddy?
Father: There's no such thing as magic.

Magic Kingdom, Disney World
Florida

Overheard by: Emily.

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Categories: Dads | Florida | Kids | Magic | Posted 2007-11-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

It's Like Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boob!

College girl: My bra -- it's, like, magical! It mysteriously unclips itself throughout the day!

Fairfield University
Fairfield, Connecticut

Overheard by: GladMyBraIsntMagical..

Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Wtf?
Categories: Bimbettes | Clothing | Connecticut | Magic | Posted 2007-10-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

The Neocons Hate Being Called That

Frisbee girl #1 [of five in a circle]: Hey, we form the points of a pentagon! We could do some serious magic here!
Frisbee girl #2, to others: Please forgive her, she just joined a cult.

Idaho

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Categories: Chicks | Idaho | Magic | Posted 2007-03-31 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook