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Joke's on You-- It Was Jesus Dressed As Santa!
Nanny (in thick Irish accent): Get over here right now!
(little girl does not move)
Nanny: Jesus sees you!
(little girl still not moving)
Nanny: Santa sees you, and you'll get nothing!
(little girl runs to nanny)
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Charles
Categories: Default | Girls | Illinois | Jesus | Kids | Kids | Offers and requests | Santa Claus | Threats | Women | Posted 2008-06-28 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Mrs. Claus's Given Name Was Derek
Little boy to big sister walking behind him: Do you believe in Santa?
Big sister: No! Keep walking.
[big sister shoves him].
Little brother: I heard Santa dislikes girls.
County Fair
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: jake
Categories: California | Girls | Kids | Kids | Questions | Santa Claus | Siblings | Tourist attractions | Posted 2008-04-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Snow All Over His Mustache
Loud woman: Yeah, Santa was all fucked up on drugs.
Cincinnati, Ohio
Categories: Chicks | Gossip | Ohio | Santa Claus | Posted 2007-06-13 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Haha, Sucker
Mom: You better put that jacket on.
Little boy: No!
Mom: You better put that jacket on or you are going to get sick and then when Santa comes you will get him sick and then there will be no Christmas because you got him too sick to work and all the little boys and girls in the world will hate you. [Little boy puts jacket on.]
Utah
Overheard by: Bryn
Categories: Moms | Santa Claus | Threats | Utah | Posted 2007-04-03 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
As Portrayed in the Screen Adaptation by Willem Dafoe
Dude #1: Saint Nicholas. Isn't he the evil one?
Dude #2: No, Saint Nick is Santa Claus.
Dude #1: Oh, I must be thinking of John the Baptist.
Shout-out: overheardlines.blogspot.com
Overheard by: tim
Categories: Christianity | Idiots | Overheard Lines | Santa Claus | Posted 2007-03-22 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
