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Your Soul Is Irredeemably Banal

Spaced-out kid: And I think it was some kind of message in that out-of-body experience. Like, it was my soul trying to tell me that after I finished puking, I should take a shower.
Teenage queer: Your dreams are fucked.

St. Andrew's College
Aurora
Canadia

Last Time You Said That, We Had to Get Extradited from Nepal

Chick: I haven't even showered today.
Dude: If we're going to have a quickie you need to take a shower first.
Chick: I could just douche first.
Dude: I don't want my dick to smell like a tree. I want it to smell like a panther.

American University
Washington, DC


Categories: Chicks | Douching | Washington, DC | Posted 2007-03-21 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook