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If You Kept Up-to-Date on My Facebook Status, You'd Know
Teenage girl #1 to others in feminine products aisle: When do you douche?
Teenage girl #2: I don't know, when do you douche?
(group of teenage girls giggle hysterically)
Shout-out: feeds.feedburner.com
Overheard by: personally, I prefer Thursdays
The Kinds Of Questions Gay People Get Asked in the Midwest
Man to friend, very seriously: Now, when you shower, do you stand up?
Shout-out: www.overheardinminneapolis.com
Overheard by: I prefer the fetal position
Categories: Douching | Friends | Overheard in Minneapolis | Questions | Stupidity | Posted 2009-08-14 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Must...Resist..."Wet Pussy"...Joke...
Guy on phone: What's wrong with taking a shower with the cat?
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: Amy
Categories: Animals | Default | Douching | Guys | On the phone | Questions | Washington | Weirdness | Posted 2008-12-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Summer's Eve Box: Have It Your Vajayway
Girl #1: So I saw you had some summer's eve in your bathroom earlier... Do you have a douche?
Girl #2: I saw that when I was in there too! It's not a douche. I looked at the box. It's just wipes.
Girl #1: Why would you need wipes?
Girl #3: You know when you eat a hamburger and have ketchup on your face, so you use a napkin to wipe it off? Well it's just like that, but it's for your vagina!
Appleton, Wisconsin
Tuesday's Dingleberry-Pulling Day
Very large gross woman: So, I'm gonna need a serious douching when I get home.
Friend: It's Tuesday.
Shout-out: feeds.feedburner.com
Overheard by: threw up in his mouth
Categories: Default | Douching | Friends | Overheard in Minneapolis | Time Management | Weirdness | Women | Posted 2008-11-28 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Your Soul Is Irredeemably Banal
Spaced-out kid: And I think it was some kind of message in that out-of-body experience. Like, it was my soul trying to tell me that after I finished puking, I should take a shower.
Teenage queer: Your dreams are fucked.
St. Andrew's College
Aurora
Canadia
Last Time You Said That, We Had to Get Extradited from Nepal
Chick: I haven't even showered today.
Dude: If we're going to have a quickie you need to take a shower first.
Chick: I could just douche first.
Dude: I don't want my dick to smell like a tree. I want it to smell like a panther.
American University
Washington, DC
Categories: Chicks | Douching | Washington, DC | Posted 2007-03-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
