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Teen girl to friend: Did you really think it was a coincidence that the week after you started bathing regularly you lost your virginity?
The Urban School
San Francisco, California
Chick in stall, after biochemistry exam: Thank god that's over. Now I can finally take a shower.
Shout-out: overheardinphilly.blogspot.com
Overheard by: a [clean] student
Lady to another: I can't believe it! He's actually getting married! I mean, now he'll have to do normal things like eat and bathe.
Shout-out: www.overheardinminneapolis.com
Girl on cell: So I said, 'If I knew you were going to be videotaping it, I would have showered.'
University of Delaware
Newark, Delaware
Dude: Hey, man, do I have any more swastikas on my face? I tried to wash them all off...
Shout-out: overheardatcornell.blogspot.com
Overheard by: zak