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You Did Start Bathing with the Entire Football Team

Teen girl to friend: Did you really think it was a coincidence that the week after you started bathing regularly you lost your virginity?

The Urban School
San Francisco, California


Categories: Bathing | Questions | San Francisco | Teens | Posted 2007-10-17 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

I Had to Replicate the Nitrogen Cycle in My Pants

Chick in stall, after biochemistry exam: Thank god that's over. Now I can finally take a shower.

Shout-out: overheardinphilly.blogspot.com

Overheard by: a [clean] student


Categories: Bathing | Overheard in Philly | Students | Posted 2007-09-04 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Don't Try to Change Me, Baby

Lady to another: I can't believe it! He's actually getting married! I mean, now he'll have to do normal things like eat and bathe.

Shout-out: www.overheardinminneapolis.com


Categories: Bathing | Gossip | Ladies who lunch | Overheard in Minneapolis | Posted 2007-08-05 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Unfortunately, He Caught Me at My Crustiest

Girl on cell: So I said, 'If I knew you were going to be videotaping it, I would have showered.'

University of Delaware
Newark, Delaware


Categories: Bathing | Colleges & Universities | Delaware | On the phone | Posted 2007-04-04 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Oh, Crap, This One's a Tattoo!

Dude: Hey, man, do I have any more swastikas on my face? I tried to wash them all off...

Shout-out: overheardatcornell.blogspot.com

Overheard by: zak


Categories: Bathing | Idiots | Overheard at Cornell | Posted 2007-03-26 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook