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So "Oreo Cook" Isn't a Racial Slur?

Girl: I'll have the chocolate peanut butter car crunch.
Cashier teenage boy: Ummmm... Yeah, the "car" actually stands for "caramel".

Gelato Spot
Scottsdale, Arizona


Overheard by: Fake Blonde


Categories: Arizona | Candy | Customers | Employees | Girls | Guys | Teens | Wishes | Words | Posted 2008-06-02 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

I'd Heard the Expression "Nose Candy" and Gotten Confused

Female student, looking at Valentine candy display: Oh, I love those little cinnamon hearts.
Male student: Oh, me too. When I was a kid I used to snort them up my nose.

Guelph
Ontario
Canadia


Categories: Body parts | Canadia | Candy | Default | Girls | Guys | Kids | Sensory experiences | Students | Weirdness | Posted 2008-05-28 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

... Little Candy Chlamydia

Woman with two toddlers, ordering cake: I need a P-E-N-I-S cake...
Manager, walking in, gleefully oblivious: Ohhh, a penis cake! We can put fake hair on it. Last time, we had fake semen shooting out...

Huntington, California


Categories: Bosses | California | Candy | Default | Moms | Penis | Stupidity | Words | Posted 2008-03-27 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

More Organized Than "We," Grammar Slob

Little boy: Mommy, why do they have Halloween candy out already?
Mother: That's for people who are more organized than us.

Rochester, Minnesota


Categories: Candy | Holidays | Kids | Kids | Minnesota | Moms | Posted 2008-01-30 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

And You're Okay with This Apartheid?

Kid: I want Skittles.
Mom: We have M&Ms at home. We don't need any more candy.
Kid, after long pause: The Skittles telled me they're lonesome. They want to go home and see their friends, the M&Ms.
Mom: Nice try, but no... Skittles and M&Ms don't frequent the same social circles, anyway.

Kroger
Lexington, Kentucky


Overheard by: He-Man Skittle-Haters Club


Categories: Candy | Kentucky | Kids | Posted 2007-10-02 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

You're Not Sure What to Bite Off First

Chick to friend: I really thought the chocolate Jesus with the giant dick would sell!

Missouri State University
Springfield, Missouri


Overheard by: Carri Jo


Categories: Candy | Colleges & Universities | Girls | Gripes | Jesus | Missouri | Penis | Posted 2007-07-09 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Note to Self: Buy Candy Corn

Sweet-toothed student: If you put an infinite amount of candy corn in front of me, I will eat until I die. Do you understand that?

Shout-out: overheardatstanford.blogspot.com


Categories: Candy | Overheard at Stanford | Students | Posted 2007-03-24 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook