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Is My Widdle Boy Gonna Asphyxiatey-watey?

Mom, giving toddler a stocking: That'll keep you quiet for a minute. [Toddler starts stretching it over his face.] Awww, that's so cute. Are you gonna go rob a bank?

DSW Shoes
New Jersey


Overheard by: Unburdened shoe shopper


Categories: Default | Kids | Moms | New Jersey | Stores | Undies | Posted 2008-03-08 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Are Those Fangs on the Clasp?

Girl: So, my boyfriend couldn't take off my bra. I told him I'd wear the front-clasp one next time. He was like, 'I don't want your pity bra!' Wanna try?
Queer pal, trying to remove bra: Oh my god! This is not a pity bra! This is the meanest bra in the whole world!

Montreal
Canadia


Categories: Canadia | Fag hags | Queers | Undies | Posted 2008-01-21 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

And Find Me a Black Thong in Medium

Little boy picking up women's underwear: Mommy, what is this?
Mother: That's women's underwear.
Little boy: I'm touching women's underwear?! I'm touching women's underwear!
Mother: Stay away from that, Tommy*.

Target
Novi, Michigan


Categories: Kids | Michigan | Moms | Undies | Posted 2007-12-24 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

The Bitch Kept Inking Us

Chick: So, are you still trying to work out how to put a G-string on an octopus?

Shout-out: community.livejournal.com


Categories: Animals | Chicks | Overheard in Melbourne's Journal | Questions | Undies | Posted 2007-11-20 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Not Even If One of Them Is on Your Head

Teen on cell: It doesn't matter! Two pairs of underwear does not equal one pair of pants!

Michigan State University
Lansing, Michigan


Categories: Michigan | On the phone | Philosophy | Undies | Posted 2007-09-21 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

A Small Price to Pay for Getting Head from Slimer

Girl changing after gym: Oh my god! My underwear's, like, glowing inside my pants!

Lockport Township High School
Lockport, Illinois


Categories: Bimbettes | Illinois | Undies | Posted 2007-09-07 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Just Trying to Keep the Predators Away, Sweetie

Whispering mom: Don't play with your skirt like that. You know what you forgot this morning.
Three-year-old, loudly: Panties!

Dunkin' Donuts
Virginia


Overheard by: callumny


Categories: Kids | Moms | Undies | Virginia | Posted 2007-08-31 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Is a Frilly Lace Thong Too Much to Ask?

Four-year-old boy: I said, all I want is underwear!

Banana Republic
Smithfield, North Carolina


Overheard by: Bryan


Categories: Kids | North Carolina | Undies | Posted 2007-08-22 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

How Hanes Put Me through Grad School

Girl to friend: Yeah, the few times I've sold my underwear it was always the cheapest pair that sold for the most.

NW 23rd Avenue
Portland, Oregon


Categories: Chicks | Oregon | Undies | Posted 2007-08-05 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Oh, Well. It's the Thought That Counts

Girl to guy trying to grab her underwear: Ow! What the fuck are you doing?
Boy: Sorry! I was trying to give you a wedgie, but I didn't realize that you already had one.

Alaska Pacific University
Anchorage, Alaska


Categories: Alaska | Colleges & Universities | Students | Undies | Posted 2007-05-21 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Really? I Couldn't See It behind Your Asscheeks

Sorority pledge #1 walking in on another: Oh my god, I'm so sorry! Don't worry, I didn't see anything.
Sorority pledge #2: Haha, it's okay, I don't care -- I have a thong on.

Shout-out: overheardatcornell.blogspot.com

Overheard by: victoria's true secret


Categories: Overheard at Cornell | Sorority types | Undies | Posted 2007-04-21 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

The Saddest Words: 'It Might Have Been'

Asian chick: If I wasn't wearing underwear I definitely would have let him slide his hand up my butt.

Shout-out: overheardatcornell.blogspot.com

Overheard by: doug


Categories: Asians | Ass | Default | People | Undies | Posted 2007-03-17 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook