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Is My Widdle Boy Gonna Asphyxiatey-watey?
Mom, giving toddler a stocking: That'll keep you quiet for a minute. [Toddler starts stretching it over his face.] Awww, that's so cute. Are you gonna go rob a bank?
DSW Shoes
New Jersey
Overheard by: Unburdened shoe shopper
Are Those Fangs on the Clasp?
Girl: So, my boyfriend couldn't take off my bra. I told him I'd wear the front-clasp one next time. He was like, 'I don't want your pity bra!' Wanna try?
Queer pal, trying to remove bra: Oh my god! This is not a pity bra! This is the meanest bra in the whole world!
Montreal
Canadia
And Find Me a Black Thong in Medium
Little boy picking up women's underwear: Mommy, what is this?
Mother: That's women's underwear.
Little boy: I'm touching women's underwear?! I'm touching women's underwear!
Mother: Stay away from that, Tommy*.
Target
Novi, Michigan
The Bitch Kept Inking Us
Chick: So, are you still trying to work out how to put a G-string on an octopus?
Shout-out: community.livejournal.com
Categories: Animals | Chicks | Overheard in Melbourne's Journal | Questions | Undies | Posted 2007-11-20 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Not Even If One of Them Is on Your Head
Teen on cell: It doesn't matter! Two pairs of underwear does not equal one pair of pants!
Michigan State University
Lansing, Michigan
Categories: Michigan | On the phone | Philosophy | Undies | Posted 2007-09-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
A Small Price to Pay for Getting Head from Slimer
Girl changing after gym: Oh my god! My underwear's, like, glowing inside my pants!
Lockport Township High School
Lockport, Illinois
Just Trying to Keep the Predators Away, Sweetie
Whispering mom: Don't play with your skirt like that. You know what you forgot this morning.
Three-year-old, loudly: Panties!
Dunkin' Donuts
Virginia
Overheard by: callumny
Is a Frilly Lace Thong Too Much to Ask?
Four-year-old boy: I said, all I want is underwear!
Banana Republic
Smithfield, North Carolina
Overheard by: Bryan
Categories: Kids | North Carolina | Undies | Posted 2007-08-22 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
How Hanes Put Me through Grad School
Girl to friend: Yeah, the few times I've sold my underwear it was always the cheapest pair that sold for the most.
NW 23rd Avenue
Portland, Oregon
Oh, Well. It's the Thought That Counts
Girl to guy trying to grab her underwear: Ow! What the fuck are you doing?
Boy: Sorry! I was trying to give you a wedgie, but I didn't realize that you already had one.
Alaska Pacific University
Anchorage, Alaska
Categories: Alaska | Colleges & Universities | Students | Undies | Posted 2007-05-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Really? I Couldn't See It behind Your Asscheeks
Sorority pledge #1 walking in on another: Oh my god, I'm so sorry! Don't worry, I didn't see anything.
Sorority pledge #2: Haha, it's okay, I don't care -- I have a thong on.
Shout-out: overheardatcornell.blogspot.com
Overheard by: victoria's true secret
Categories: Overheard at Cornell | Sorority types | Undies | Posted 2007-04-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The Saddest Words: 'It Might Have Been'
Asian chick: If I wasn't wearing underwear I definitely would have let him slide his hand up my butt.
Shout-out: overheardatcornell.blogspot.com
Overheard by: doug
