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Well, I Got a Lap Dance in the Buffet Line

Girl one: Smell my face. Smell right here. Doesn't it smell great? The stripper I got a lap dance from was wearing great perfume.
Girl two: It smells like pickles.

Toby Keith's Restaurant
Las Vegas, Nevada

Overheard by: At least it doesn't smell like tuna

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Categories: Compare and contrast | Dancing | Default | Food | Girls | Nevada | Restaurants | Sensory experiences | Sexuality | Posted 2008-06-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Granted, I Cut Her, but They Still Owe Me Ten Bucks

Gay guy: I told them not to have hip-hop night cause a bitch would get cut. And what happened? A bitch got cut!

Outside The Hippo
Mt. Vernon, Mayrland

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Categories: Advice | Bars & Clubs | Dancing | Default | Maryland | Music | Queers | Threats | Violence | Posted 2008-06-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Christianity's All About the Special Effects

Girl to mother: You know, that's why I'm so messed up. My main memories of church are smearing fake blood on a Ken doll for Cain killing Abel, with pigeons cooing at me; and dancing across the stage in a pink tutu for The Odyssey.

Aurora, Colorado

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Categories: Birds | Books | Colorado | Dancing | Girls | Memory lane | Religion | Weirdness | Posted 2008-05-30 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Also Why She Refuses to Play Musical Chairs

Girl #1: Isn't lap dancing anal sex?
Girl #2: Uhh, excuse me?
Girl #1: Well, if a girl sits on a guy's lap and he gets an erection, it would go [points up] up the ass, right?

High School
Australia

Overheard by: NinjaPirates

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Categories: Ass | Australia | Backdoor | Compare and contrast | Dancing | Erections | Girls | Questions | School [Elem., Middle, & High] | Posted 2008-05-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

All Those Murdered Tomatoes...

College guy: I like salsa, but it makes me sad.

Duluth, Minnesota

Overheard by: Nic

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Categories: Compare and contrast | Dancing | Feelings | Guys | Minnesota | Music | Yeahhh, college! | Posted 2008-04-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

His Parents Took Solace in Knowing He Would Be an "Aggressive" Gay

Kid #1, playing with blocks: This robot needs guns!
Kid #2: Pretend his hands are guns. [Pauses, then sings] Everybody dance now!

82nd and State
Kansas City, Kansas

Overheard by: BookVixen

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Categories: Dancing | Default | Friends | Kansas | Kids | Kids | Music | Singing | Posted 2008-04-02 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

... And My Boogie Sense Is Tingling

Dancing lady, about soca music: Do you like this music?
Five-year-old boy: No, I don't like music... except Spider-Man music.
Dancing lady: So, you don't dance?
Five-year-old boy: No... I only dance when I'm naked.

Harbourfront, Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Pandora

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Categories: Canadia | Dancing | Kids | Music | Posted 2007-10-01 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

But I Can Smell Cop on You a Mile Away

Eight-year-old: I believe the fanny dance is in order here.
Amused passerby: Awww, what is the fanny dance?
Eight-year-old: Wouldn't you like to know.

Dallas, Texas

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Categories: Dancing | Glad the condom broke | Texas | Posted 2007-06-09 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

I'll Do a Chinese American Dance in Sweats, and That's My Final Offer

Guy: I'll do the work and you'll do the Chinese dance in sexy underwear.
Angry Chinese girl: No!

Shout-out: overheardatcornell.blogspot.com

Overheard by: ad'a

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Categories: Asians | Dancing | Guys | Overheard at Cornell | Posted 2007-05-26 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook