Get the 10 best quotesby e-mail weekly!
Compliments All Categories > Topics > Compliments
Recent | Best Of
You Have Her Eyes, Patrick
Drunk guy #1: I don't know, I bet she was a nice-looking Irish lass back in her day.
Drunk guy #2: You keep calling my grandma a piece of ass like it's a compliment.
Bar
Syracuse, New York
Overheard by: Mike K.
Categories: Ass | Bars & Clubs | Compliments | Drunks | Family ties | New York | Posted 2010-06-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Why We Drop Our Childhood Friends: Explained
Tween girl in pack of tween girls: Yes, he's my friend! He's nice! But I guess if I thought about it, I wouldn't like him.
Burlington, Vermont
Overheard by: Isotope Feeney
Categories: Compliments | Feelings | Tweens | Vermont | Posted 2010-06-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Is This Sexual Harassment? Discuss.
Male English teacher to female student: You know, for the last 30 minutes I've been thinking of... The holy city that is your face.
High School
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: ShouldThisBeReported?
Categories: Body parts | Compliments | Education | Georgia | School [Elem., Middle, & High] | Students | Teachers | Posted 2010-05-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Although There's Nothing Worse Than a Goat with the Munchies.
Hipster girl #1: Those are nice (points at earrings), where did you get them?
Hipster girl #2: Oh, I stole these. I only steal earrings, for some reason. So did your parents ever get those goats for their farm?
Hipster girl #1: Not yet, but my mom said they're going to start growing pot.
Hipster girl #2: That's cool.
Cafe
Durham, North Carolina
Overheard by: Vincent Ignatius
Categories: Animals | Bars & Clubs | Compliments | Crimes | Drugs | Family ties | Fashion | Hipsters | North Carolina | Weirdness | Posted 2010-05-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
My New Cream Rinse Is Unstoppable!
Jiu-Jitsu guy #1, rolling around and trying to choke the other: Oh, your hair's soft today.
Jiu-Jitsu guy #2: Thanks, I used herbal essence this morning.
Indiana University
Overheard by: Rachel S.
Categories: Beauty | Colleges & Universities | Compliments | Guys | Hair | Indiana | Posted 2010-05-03 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Oh, and Hugh Hefner Doesn't?
Girl reading Dirty Japanese book to another: Oh, "fuck like rabbits"? "Yari... Ma... Kuru..." Is that how you pronounce it? Do I have the accent right?
(other girl pronounces it correctly in high pitched voice)
Girl: You make "fucking like rabbits" sound so cute and adorable!
Jersey City, New Jersey
Categories: Animals | Compliments | Girls | New Jersey | Sex | Posted 2010-04-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Some Men Wait Their Whole Lives to Hear That
Slightly tipsy girl at party: Hi, I'm Liz. (pause) Oh, I like your ears.
Savannah, Georgia
Categories: Body parts | Compliments | Georgia | Girls | Weirdness | Posted 2010-04-16 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Now Could You Delicately Put That Switchblade Away?
Scary emo girl, pointing at friend: What am I? Say it! Say it! What am I? Say it!
Bullied emo guy, quietly: You're a delicate emo angel.
Federal Hill
Providence, Rhode Island
Overheard by: Katie M
Categories: Compliments | Girls | Guys | Questions | Rhode Island | Threats | Posted 2010-04-10 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
That, And, "Do You Take Credit?"
Little old woman to cashier scanning groceries: You're so good and fast! I bet the boys tell you that all the time.
Yarmouth, Maine
Overheard by: Jade
Categories: Compliments | Maine | Old folks | Sex | Posted 2010-03-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Most Girls Welcome the Tranny Seal Of Approval
Strange transvestite: Ohmigod, you are sooo pretty.
Girl: Umm... Thanks?
Transvestite's friend: Oh, yes she is.
(they walk away)
Girl: I'm never wearing this shirt again.
Houston, Texas
Categories: Beauty | Clothes | Compliments | Girls | Texas | Posted 2010-02-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I'm Your Parole Officer, Sir.
Man on cell: I'll see you then. You have a sexy voice... It's nice!
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: ktjane
Categories: Compliments | Guys | On the phone | Oregon | Sexuality | Posted 2010-02-01 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Why the Gays Should Run the World
Delightfully gay and snarky flight attendant: Now, ladies, I am impressed with your Louis Vuitton and your coach. I adore your Prada and your Gucci. They are beautiful. But I will be more impressed with all of your bags if you stow them under the seat while we are landing. Now sit back and shut up.
(five minutes later, while plane is taxiing)
Delightfully gay and snarky flight attendant: We are finally here. So please, exit the plane a lot quicker than you boarded it. (plane stops, parks at gate) Get out.
Midway Airport
Chicago, Illinois
Categories: Airports & flights | Compliments | Fashion | Flight attendants | Grumpies | Illinois | Offers and requests | Queers | Posted 2010-01-30 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Can Hear You All Blinking
Boy to giggling girl #1: I like your eyelashes, they're really long.
(jealous silence)
Giggling girl #2: The rest of us have eyelashes too!
Twickenham
England
Overheard by: Becca
Categories: Body parts | Bringing it back to you | Compliments | England | Girls | Guys | Posted 2009-12-26 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Kindly Accept This Sperm As a Token Of My Sincerity
Art school hipster girl, in the middle of different conversation: Oh my god! I got my goddamned hair cut yesterday!
Art school hipster guy: I was gonna say in the car!
(art school hipster girl smiles with crazy eyes and mouth agape)
Art school hipster guy: No, seriously... It is so fresh.
Savannah, Georgia
Categories: Compliments | Georgia | Hair | Hipsters | Students | Posted 2009-12-06 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
As Much As Any Six-Foot-Tall African American
Perky female voice: Do I look like Audrey Hepburn?
Reluctant male voice: Yes.
Perky female voice: Thanks!
Richmond, Virginia
Categories: Compare and contrast | Compliments | Guys | Questions | Virginia | Women | Posted 2009-12-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
When Rappers Take SAT Prep Courses
Crazy lady to college kids making fun of her: You got finesse, use it! Don't you be so nonchalant.
Krystal
Birmingham, Alabama
Let's Hope That's a New Metal Band
11-year-old: Haggis is awesome!
15-year-old: Damn straight! High five!
(they high five)
NSW
Australia
Categories: Australia | Compliments | Teens | Tweens | Weirdness | Posted 2009-11-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Which, As We Both Know, Is More Than We Can Say for Dad.
Little girl to mom: But I am getting real good! Yesterday I didn't get any poop on my hand!
Public Restroom
Iceland
You're Gonna Love Detroit, Sir
Social worker talking to hobo: What can I get for you, sir?
Hobo: How about a 9 mm semi-automatic gun?
Social worker: Well, I can't do that, but do you need bus tickets? Where are you going?
Hobo: Hell.
Social worker: Okay, I'll get those bus tickets then.
Hobo: Your hair's much nicer than mine.
Hospital
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: yooo
Categories: Canadia | Compare and contrast | Compliments | Employees | Evil | Hair | Hobos | Offers and requests | Public Transportation | Violence | Weirdness | Posted 2009-11-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Today's Young Woman Is Proud to Display Everything She's Got
Library worker girl: That's a cute bag.
Library worker girl with clear purse: Thanks!
Boss man: But then everyone can see everything you have!
Library worker girl with clear purse: It's not like I got a gun or anything... I can always hide things between the books...
Library worker girl: Like your gun?
Kent State University Library
Kent, Ohio
Categories: Books | Bosses | Colleges & Universities | Compliments | Coworkers | Fashion | Ohio | Questions | Violence | Posted 2009-11-10 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Note to Self: Don't Try to Bond with Teenagers.
Teacher to girl: I like your shirt!
Girl: Oh, yeah, but it's from a show, so I'm not, like, just wearing a shirt... randomly or whatever.
Boulder, Colorado
But When We Say That About Canadians, We Get Angry Letters
Girl #1: Hey, you smell great!
Girl #2: Really?
Girl #1: Yeah, you smell like that nice soap.
Girl #2: I don't use soap.
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: Justin
Categories: Canadia | Cleanliness | Compliments | Girls | Health & Hygiene | Sensory experiences | Posted 2009-10-03 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Well I Love the Way You Answer the Phone!
Woman on porch to man on porch: I really like the way you tell Jack to get off the couch!
Pacifica, California
Categories: California | Compliments | Guys | Stupidity | Women | Posted 2009-09-10 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Mind If I Feed Her This Pot Brownie?
Sorostitute: Oh my god! Your baby is so cute! How old is she?
Single mom: One.
Sorostitute: Oh my god. She is so precious! I love children, I keep the nursery in church and I used to babysit, like, all the time. Do you think I could...
Single mom: No.
Sorostitute: Hold her?
Single mom: No.
University of Alabama
Categories: Age and ageing | Alabama | Beauty | Biotechs | Colleges & Universities | Compliments | Kids | Moms | Offers and requests | Parenting | Questions | Sorority types | Posted 2009-09-03 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Nobody Ever Asked Elvis That
14-year-old boy #1: Dude, try my sunnies on! They're super dark!
(boy #1 hands glasses over to boy #2)
14-year-old boy #2: Cool, they are pretty dark!
14-year-old boy #3: Hey, cool! They totally go with your hair!
14-year-old boy #2: Are you queer?
Perth
Western Australia
Australia
That Works More Often Than You'd Think
Crazy hobo: I like your hair.
Girl: Thanks.
Crazy hobo: Can I have it?
Girl: No, it's mine.
Crazy hobo: Oh, okay.
Chicago, Illinois
Categories: Compliments | Crazies | Girls | Hair | Hobos | Illinois | Offers and requests | Posted 2009-08-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Creatures Often Crawl Out Of the Lake to Matriculate
Girl #1: Jane*'s nice.
Girl #2: Yeah. But she smells like a dirty used tampon.
Girl #1: Yeah, makes me sick a bit.
University of Toronto
Canadia
Categories: Beauty | Canadia | Colleges & Universities | Compliments | Girls | Sensory experiences | Posted 2009-08-16 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Yeah the Zodiac Governs Best That Governs Least
Guy: That's a cool necklace. What is it?
Girl: Oh, it's Lady Liberty. I'm a libertarian.
Guy: Oh cool. I'm a Virgo.
Shout-out: eavesdropdc.blogspot.com
Overheard by: student
Categories: Compare and contrast | Compliments | Eavesdrop DC | Fashion | Girls | Guys | Politics | Stupidity | Words | Posted 2009-08-13 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Tonight on Logo
Guy with girl #1, yelling: Oh, hey! How's it going? I love your haircut!
Guy with girl #2, walking in opposite direction: Thank you.
Guy #1: Thank you!
Guy #2: You're welcome.
Guy #1: I love you!
Guy #2: I love you, too.
Olympia, Washington
Categories: Compliments | Feelings | Girls | Guys | Hair | Stupidity | Washington | Posted 2009-07-24 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
...Unlike Your Tasseled Loafers.
Hobo: You ever model?
Cute Asian guy: Uh, no.
Hobo: You should think about it. You have nice cheekbones. But definitely go with an agency.
Cute Asian guy: Okay. (awkward pause)
Hobo: By the way, this is man-to-man. This isn't no gay shit!
Chicago, Illinois
Categories: Asians | Body parts | Compliments | Guys | Hobos | Illinois | Jobs & Careers | Sexuality | Posted 2009-07-05 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
...Now Walk Like an Egyptian
Cop, over cruiser speaker, to lethargic group of hipsters: Go ahead...walk.
(hipsters saunter across street)
Cop, still on speaker: Good job.
Davis Square
Somerville, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Kaitlin
Categories: Compliments | Cops | Hipsters | Massachusetts | Weirdness | Posted 2009-07-03 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
It's Even More Fetching When It's Full
Coed: I like your bladder.
USC
Los Angeles, California
Categories: Body parts | California | Colleges & Universities | Compliments | Students | Posted 2009-06-26 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
And They're the Only Place You Have Any Fat
Obviously skinny girl: Do you think I should get lipo?
Friend: No! There's nothing wrong with your boobs.
Rochester, New York
Overheard by: wow!!
Categories: Body parts | Compliments | Default | Friends | Girls | Health & Hygiene | New York | Questions | Skinny people | Posted 2009-06-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
So I Hooked Up With His Friend
Coed #1: So we're finally officially dating. I mean it's been, like, six months!
Coed #2: Great! That's moving forward!
Coed #1: Yeah. He said the first six months I was on "dating probation" and now I'm on "girlfriend probation." His friend got drunk at the bar and was all like "what, you haven't made her official yet?" so he's like, "you have my friend to thank for this."
UNCG
Greensboro, North Carolina
Overheard by: Put him on boyfriend probation
Categories: Colleges & Universities | Compliments | Default | Drinking & drunks | North Carolina | Questions | Relationships | Students | Posted 2009-06-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
He Says This Every Monday.
Tram driver to very black coworker: Have you been on vacation again? You've got a great tan going on!
Gothenburg
Sweden
Overheard by: Dan Sebastian
...Did I Just Say That Out Loud?
Businessman on cell: I could barely see over her head, dude! It was like reading Klingon for the first time.
Independence Avenue
Washington, DC
Categories: Body parts | Books | Compliments | Default | Guys | Pop culture | Washington, DC | Posted 2009-05-31 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
How Else Can You Make an Omelette, Though?
Girl to friends: Well, he's really nice, but I'm not sure if he'd like destroying the babies.
Oxford
England
Overheard by: HERTFORD
Categories: Colleges & Universities | Compare and contrast | Compliments | Default | England | Girls | Weirdness | Posted 2009-05-27 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I'm All A-Tingle in My Bad Places.
Young hipster guy to another: You're so pretty when you're pretty!
Honolulu, Hawaii
Overheard by: Iwalei
Every Angelina Jolie Movie, in a Nutshell
Sex and Violence professor, at the end of the semester: You are sexy, you are violent. It's been an honor.
Pomona College
Claremont, California
Overheard by: Mell
Categories: California | Colleges & Universities | Compliments | Default | Sex | Teachers | Violence | Weirdness | Posted 2009-05-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Well I Feel Thin!
Sober girl, enthusiastically, to friend who just threw up: You look cute!
Drunk friend, equally enthusiastic: I just threw up!
Sober girl, still enthusiastic: I bet you feel cute!
Subway Bathroom
Overheard by: tina
Categories: Compliments | Default | Drunks | Feelings | Friends | Girls | Health & Hygiene | Public transportation | Weirdness | Posted 2009-05-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
So What If It Was During an Airport Body-Cavity Search?
Fag hag, about friend's boyfriend: Well, at least he has a nice guitar.
Fag: No one notices a guy's guitar on the first date...except maybe you.
Fag hag: Hey, at least someone fingered my g-string recently.
Jacksonville, Florida
Overheard by: Ari
Categories: Compare and contrast | Compliments | Default | Fag hags | Florida | Gays | Relationships | Sexuality | Posted 2009-05-07 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
It Takes a Real Man to Wear Strawberry Shortcake Garments, Sir.
Scenester: I hate my life!
Random passer-by: You have cool socks, though.
Munich, Germany
Her Shirt Says "Jesus Is My Homeboy"
Fat drunk guy: I really like your shirt. It's very intellectual.
Girl: Uh, thanks.
Fat drunk guy: I mean, I'm in college, I like to think deep, you know? I want to make films. Deep films.
Girl: Yeah, that'll be cool.
Fat drunk guy: How old are you?
Girl: I'm 16.
Fat drunk guy: Oh, I'm 18. Well...I mean, I'm 23.
Shreveport, Louisiana
Overheard by: Elle
Categories: Age and ageing | Clothes | Compliments | Default | Drunks | Fat people | Girls | Guys | Louisiana | Offers and requests | Questions | Posted 2009-04-30 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Once He Walks Through JoAnn's Door, a Man Starts to Die
Girlfriend, holding up scrapbook thing: Do you like this?
Boyfriend: Yeah, it's nice.
Girlfriend: "It's nice," because it's nice, or "it's nice," so we can get the fuck out of here?
JoAnn Fabrics and Crafts
Tacoma, Washington
Overheard by: baker98391
Categories: Compliments | Couples | Default | Girls | Guys | Offers and requests | Questions | Stores | Washington | Words | Posted 2009-04-26 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Translation: "Welcome to New York, Muthafuckaaaas."
MTA worker to tourist mom buying tickets with daughter: 10 dollars.
Mom: Oh, but she's a student.
Worker, looking at daughter: Oh! How nice for you! (looks back at mom) Ten dollars please.
Subway Station
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Glad thats not my cheap-ass mom
Categories: Compliments | Default | Education | Employees | Moms | Money | New York | Offers and requests | Public transportation | Tourists | Women | Posted 2009-04-24 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Notice the Bite Marks on My Shoulder
Girl: Kelly from work just texted me.
Guy: She's the really nice one, right?
Girl: Yeah.
Guy: Who's the one who's not nice?
Girl: Everyone else.
Frederick, Maryland
Categories: Compare and contrast | Compliments | Default | Girls | Guys | Jobs & Careers | Maryland | Questions | Texting | Posted 2009-04-15 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Like a Sleep Number Sex Toy?
Guy, about his job: Right now, we are working on a line where you can make a customized branded dildo to fit your needs.
Woman who just told everyone she is pregnant: That's fantastic!
City Vino Restaurant
Jersey City, New Jersey
Overheard by: entertained witness
Categories: Compare and contrast | Compliments | Default | Guys | Jobs & Careers | New Jersey | Restaurants | Toys | Women | Posted 2009-04-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Well Did I Say You Looked Good in It?
Aspenite to friend trying on jacket: I like white on you.
Friend: This is ivory.
Aspen, Colorado
Overheard by: GGary
With That Cute Little Charlie Chaplin Mustache
Girl #1, about friend's makeup: This is definitely your color. Makes you look really classy.
Girl #2: Thanks!
Girl #1: Which is funny, because you're such a tramp.
Bus
Adelaide
Australia
Overheard by: plethora
Categories: Australia | Beauty | Bus | Compare and contrast | Compliments | Default | Girls | Posted 2009-03-14 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
That Baby Has Some Jaw
20-something to mother: She's really cute on the rare occasions when she has a tennis ball in her mouth.
Supermarket
Caroline Springs, Victoria
Australia
I Rule This Men's Room!
Impatient father to 5-year-old girl in toilet stall: Mary, hurry up, what are you doing in there?
Mary: I was just thinking about how great I am.
Men's Room, Airport
Fort Myers, Florida
Categories: Airports & flights | Compliments | Dads | Default | Florida | Girls | Guys | Kids | Kids | Questions | Posted 2009-03-07 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
As It Says My Big Book Of Things Only Men Are Fired for Saying
Professor to girl walking into class with a large box: Wow, you have such a big package! (entire class starts laughing) I am so getting fired today.
Emerson College
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: miao miao
Categories: Class | Compliments | Default | Euphemisms | Jobs & Careers | Massachusetts | Teachers | Words | Posted 2009-03-06 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Ride My Big Thunder Mountain, If You Catch My Drift
Drunk girl to hot guy in "if you lick them they will come": Nice shirt!
Hot guy, turning around: How about you "come" with me tonight, baby?
Downtown Orlando, Florida
Oops, Sorry About Your Hair.
Cute girl #1: Hey, I want you to meet one of my best guy friends.
Cute girl #2 to male friend: Hey, nice to meet ya.
Male friend holding lighter, totally ignoring others: I can make fire! (shouting) I'm a goddamn wizard!
Johnson City, Tennessee
Overheard by: kiwi
Categories: Compare and contrast | Compliments | Default | Feelings | Friends | Girls | Guys | Magic | Tennessee | Posted 2009-02-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
But It's My Cross to Bear
Nervous tattooed boy: I mean, your face is really really beautiful, though.
Bored pretty girl, nodding: Yeah, that's true.
Shout-out: feeds.feedburner.com
Overheard by: invisiblepilot
Categories: Beauty | Body parts | Compliments | Default | Girls | Guys | Overheard in Minneapolis | Posted 2009-02-03 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Dental Orgasms Are the Norm in Canadia
Kindly older woman on cell: No, no, no, ask him to be gentle, tell him it's your first time...it's beautiful. You're going to love it, Caroline. Okay, love you! Bye!
Vancouver
Canadia
Overheard by: Emma Middleton
Categories: Advice | Canadia | Compliments | Default | Feelings | Offers and requests | Old folks | Women | Posted 2009-01-30 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Even If I Am 87% Synthetic
Overly dramatic English teacher: You will have the face you deserve when you are eighty. I will be beautiful.
AC Flora High School
Columbia, South Carolina
Categories: Age and ageing | Body parts | Compliments | Default | School [Elem., Middle, & High] | South Carolina | Teachers | Posted 2009-01-29 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Rhino Chicks Never Give Me the Time Of Day
Man #1, watching rhino: Damn, it's huge.
Man #2: Lucky bastard.
San Diego Zoo
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Nikki
Categories: Animals | California | Compliments | Default | Guys | Tourist attractions | Weirdness | Posted 2009-01-28 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The Secret To Salma Hayek's Success
Hipster girl: I don't know, she just smells amazing. Her entire face smells like corn tortilla!
American Apparel
San Francisco, California
Categories: Body parts | Compliments | Default | Food | Girls | Hipsters | San Francisco | Stores | Posted 2009-01-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Your Editors Are Already Imagining Their New Website
Girl #1, about girl #2's umbrella: That's so skinny!
Girl #2: Yeah, thanks.
Girl #1: You could do bad things with that...
Binghamton University, New York
Overheard by: Jillian
Categories: Advice | Colleges & Universities | Compliments | Default | Girls | New York | Sex | Weirdness | Posted 2009-01-24 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
So I'm Immune to Your Toxins
Girl to boyfriend: I am the clownfish to your anenome.
Salt Lake City, Utah
Categories: Animals | Compliments | Default | Girls | Relationships | Utah | Posted 2009-01-24 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
On Water?
Girl #1: You don't even like Jesus.
Girl #2: I don't like Jesus, but I like the way he walks.
San Francisco, California
Categories: Compare and contrast | Compliments | Default | Girls | Jesus | Names | San Francisco | Posted 2009-01-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Takes a Man Years to Forgive Himself for Saying Such Things
Too hip 20-something: But you have to also create an environment where epic things can transpire...
Walzwerk Restaurant
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: glamour-geek
Categories: Compliments | Default | Hipsters | Restaurants | San Francisco | Weirdness | Words | Posted 2009-01-22 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
But I Like to Imagine They're Like Little Pinatas
Girl studying with her friend: I love how you never learn about what's inside a boob.
Friend: Yeah, that's a shame.
Library
Arizona College
Overheard by: lura
Categories: Arizona | Body parts | Colleges & Universities | Compliments | Default | Education | Friends | Girls | Posted 2009-01-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
This Is Still Lindsay Lohan's Most Functional Relationship to Date
Drunk lesbian to sober girlfriend: Aw, I wanna puke but I can't!
Sober girlfriend: I would punch you in the stomach if you wanted ...that's how much I love you.
Drunk lesbian: Awww, that's sweet.
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: Claire
Categories: Compliments | Default | Drinking & drunks | Girls | Lesbos | Stomach | Violence | Washington | Posted 2009-01-19 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Only Sweet, Sweet Kisses
60-year-old woman, spotting a friend walking towards her: Oh, fancy seeing you here!
Friend: How nice to see you! But no hugs below the waist this time.
Shout-out: feeds.feedburner.com
Overheard by: curious.
Categories: Compare and contrast | Compliments | Default | Feelings | Friends | Old folks | Overheard in Minneapolis | Weirdness | Women | Posted 2009-01-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
...In Unrelated News
Roomie #1: So, is your greatest strength still spooning?
Roomie #2: I told you, we're re not getting a cat!
Shout-out: feeds.feedburner.com
Overheard by: roomie numero tre.
Categories: Animals | Compliments | Default | Friends | Overheard in Minneapolis | Questions | Posted 2009-01-15 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Nice Recovery, Boyo
Six-year-old child to teacher, upon seeing her new haircut for the first time: What's wrong with your hair?
Teacher: What do you mean "what's wrong with my hair"?
Child (with eyes downcast): It just looks so beautiful.
Teacher: Well, thank you.
New Westminster
BC
Canadia
Categories: Canadia | Compare and contrast | Compliments | Default | Hair | Kids | Questions | Teachers | Posted 2009-01-14 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Goldilocks Always Has Trouble Getting It Just Right
Female cashier: I'm tired, and really not sure why.
Man checking out: You want to know what causes tiredness?
Female cashier: What?
Man checking out: Either too much sex or not enough sex. By the looks of you, it must be too much sex.
Albertson's
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Overheard by: Not tired, so I must be getting enough sex
Categories: Compare and contrast | Compliments | Default | Employees | Girls | Guys | Louisiana | Questions | Sex | Posted 2009-01-14 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Back Up-- Did You Just Call Me "Homie"?
Girl #1: Well, if you're totally past it, it won't matter.
Girl #2: But I'm not totally past it, and it does matter. I hate that I did that to someone. And I know it sets feminism way back, but...I mean, Jesus, before I met him, I was like, "No way am I gonna reproduce!" And then...Bam! I'm like a fucking salmon Metro-Northing it for unrequited spawn.
Girl #1: You weren't gonna have kids?
Girl #2: Homie, I can't even handle my period.
Girl #1: I hear ya.
Girl #2: I'm not sure his kind of crazy and my kind of crazy would translate well into offspring.
Girl #1: But your kind of beautiful and his kind of beautiful would make for adorable children.
Girl #2: Oh, shut the fuck up, I'm not beautiful. I have no forehead.
Girl #1: You have a fine forehead.
Girl #2: I have a threehead.
Girl #1: It's a fine forehead. If your forehead was a person and mine was a person, my forehead would totally have sex with your forehead.
Girl #2: I can't believe you. I haven't talked to you face-to-face for more than a year and within ten minutes of reuniting, you're already talking about forehead sex.
(she looks up)
Girl #2: Oh, shit! That's my mentor, and I think she just heard me say "forehead sex."
Sarah Lawrence College
Westchester County, New York
Categories: Body parts | Colleges & Universities | Compare and contrast | Compliments | Girls | Jesus | New York | Sex | Stupidity | Posted 2009-01-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
He's Bringing Bathroom Sexy Back
20-something girl: I don't care how much bathrooom sex he's had; he's still really, really sexy. I mean, just look at him. Sooo sexy.
Shout-out: feeds.feedburner.com
Overheard by: bringin sexy back
Categories: Beauty | Compliments | Default | Girls | Overheard in Minneapolis | Sex | Sexuality | Posted 2009-01-01 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Chad and Jeremy Break Up
Gay guy #1, walking down the street: Oh, this place is cute. Your parents should stay here when they visit.
Gay guy #2: That's a funeral home.
Market Street
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Ray
Categories: Compliments | Death & dying | Default | Family ties | Guys | Queers | Relationships | San Francisco | Weirdness | Posted 2009-01-01 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Man Found Suffocated In Bed
20-something girl: Like, he's such a nice guy...I don't even suck in my gut when we're lying next to each other in bed anymore.
Friend: Aww...that's true love.
Yorkville
Toronto
Canadia
Categories: Canadia | Compliments | Default | Feelings | Friends | Girls | Relationships | Sexuality | Posted 2008-12-30 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I'm Not Proud of My Addiction
Male student: I like your Skittles.
Female student: Don't look at them!
Eveleth, Minnesota
Overheard by: deathmap
Categories: Candy | Compliments | Default | Feelings | Girls | Guys | Minnesota | Offers and requests | Students | Posted 2008-12-29 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Naming Her "Charmin" Was the Right Call
Girl: Your child is adorable.
Proud father: Yes, she's so fluffy and absorbent!
Yarmouth, Maine
Overheard by: Jade
And They're Great Shade on a Sunny Day
Skinny guy: I like the big girls because they're cleaner, and they buy you drinks.
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: joe joe.
Categories: Compare and contrast | Compliments | Default | Drinking & drunks | Gender issues | Guys | Health & Hygiene | Overheard in PDX | Skinny people | Posted 2008-12-27 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Translation: He Came, I Didn't
Girl to friend: He said that I was his new BFF. "Best fuck forever"! I said that was sweet, and gave him a little kiss.
San Diego, California
Overheard by: TrixChix
Categories: California | Compliments | Default | Feelings | K-I-S-S-I-N-G | Sex | Words | Posted 2008-12-26 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
...If That's the Word I Want
Guy #1: That is awesome! Awesome!
Guy #2: Yeah, it would be cool, until you got ectoplasm everywhere.
Concordia University
River Forest, Illinois
Overheard by: That would be messy.
Categories: Colleges & Universities | Compare and contrast | Compliments | Default | Guys | Illinois | Weirdness | Words | Posted 2008-12-20 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
This Physics Project Is Gonna Get Us an "A" for Sure!
College guy #1: My penis is getting stronger!
College guy #2: What does that even mean? How do you know?
College guy #1: Cuz I can pee past the bushes now, and for a while I couldn't.
College guy #2: Niiiice!
(they high five)
Shout-out: feeds.feedburner.com
Overheard by: a lil.
Categories: Compare and contrast | Compliments | Default | Frat boy types | Happiness | Overheard in Minneapolis | Penis | Pride | Posted 2008-12-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Nature: 2 Nurture: 0
Teen Boy Scout (after narrowly avoiding tripping): And that's why I'm so good at swing dancing. I have hips like an angel.
Amtrack
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Duckie
Categories: Body parts | Bragging | Compare and contrast | Compliments | Dancing | Default | Illinois | Pride | Teens | Posted 2008-12-16 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Puppy: Hey, I May Be Dinner-- Cut Me Some Slack
Middle aged tourist with shopping bags moving towards a small puppy: Well, my oh my, aren't you the sweetest looking thing in the world!
Puppy: (barks)
Middle aged tourist: Oh, go fuck yourself!
Bangkok
Thailand
Overheard by: Adair
But I've Thought About That, Too
Girl: Cara is so cute.
Guy: Yeah, she's adorable.
Girl: I mean, if I were a lesbian, I'd have sex with her.
Guy: I'm a little creeped out by that.
Girl: I mean, I've thought about it... (slight pause) I've never weighed myself!
Boston, Massachusetts
Categories: Beauty | Bi-curious | Compare and contrast | Compliments | Default | Feelings | Girls | Guys | Massachusetts | Sexuality | Weirdness | Posted 2008-12-10 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Hook Me Up?
Guy #1: Is your aunt gonna get a divorce?
Guy #2: Yeah.
Guy #1: Niiiice.
Walton High School
Marietta, Georgia
Overheard by: nezu!
Categories: Compliments | Default | Family ties | Georgia | Guys | Relationships | School [Elem., Middle, & High] | Posted 2008-12-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
You're Certainly the Most Supportive Guidance Counselor I've Had So Far
Teen boy ordering sub, on cell: You like the way I say "delicious?"
Carson, California
Overheard by: I've heard it said worse
Categories: California | Compliments | Default | Guys | On the phone | Questions | Teens | Words | Posted 2008-12-05 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
It's All the Technicolor Yawns I've Been Doing
Dentist, about to perform a root canal and three fillings: Wow, you have groovy teeth!
Glen Ellyn, Illinois
Overheard by: Claire
Categories: Body parts | Compliments | Default | Health & Hygiene | Illinois | Medical personnel | Words | Posted 2008-12-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Animal from The Muppets Was a Poor Student Indeed
Professor: I want you to think of your education like bread.
Student in back of room: It's delicious!
Auburn University
Auburn, Alabama
Overheard by: War Damn Eagle
Categories: Alabama | Colleges & Universities | Compare and contrast | Compliments | Default | Education | Food | Offers and requests | Students | Teachers | Posted 2008-12-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
That Damn Third Commandment Always Trips Me Up
Good Catholic schoolboy to friend who just recited a really long prayer: Good job! You only missed one word. This one can be really hard and you almost got it perfect.
Bad Catholic schoolboy: God dammit! Jesus Christ, I'm never gonna get this bullshit memorized!
Goretti-Neumann High
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: lora
Categories: Compare and contrast | Compliments | Default | Education | Etiquette | Friends | Guys | Insults | Pennsylvania | School [Elem., Middle, & High] | Teens | Words | Posted 2008-11-28 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Unlike All Those Low-Budget Canadian Bridges
Canadian tourist girl #1: Wow! That's such a cool bridge!
Canadian tourist girl #2: Wow! It totally goes all the way across the river!
Millenium Bridge
London, England
Overheard by: Michael Oakes
In This Month's Cosmo: "How to Get Guys to Watch Chick Flicks"
Girl: Yeah, but he has a really nice penis. I like to play with it while we watch movies.
overheardattcnj.blogspot.com
Overheard by: Overheard at TCNJ
Categories: Beauty | Compliments | Default | Girls | Movies | Other sites | Penis | Time Management | Posted 2008-11-24 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
And Almost As Many Holes As Most Political Speeches
Old lady: Look at that cheese--such a pretty color! Like one of Hillary Clinton's pantsuits.
Santa Rita Cantina
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: Katie
Categories: Compare and contrast | Compliments | Default | Food | Old folks | Politics | Restaurants | Sensory experiences | Texas | Women | Posted 2008-11-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
As Long As She Passes the Talent Portion
Teenage girl walking with friends: Oh, she's pretty, I can be friends with her.
Denver, Colorado
That Damn Talking Mirror Tells Her All the Time
Guy to brunette: Yo, tell your friend she's beautiful.
Brunette, about hot redhead: Oh, don't worry, she knows.
Grasshopper On The Green
New Jersey
Categories: Bars & Clubs | Beauty | Compliments | Default | Girls | Guys | New Jersey | Posted 2008-11-15 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The Thin Line Between Martha Stewart and MTV Backup Dancers
Restaurant server on smoke break: How were the ladies at the bar?
Drunk man: Those bitches were hot. And I mean "bitches" in the best possible way.
Server: When I say "bitches," I mean "hoes."
Plano, Texas
So I Sleep with the Staff at Crunch in Exchange for Membership
Girl #1: You're a fat whore. Well...minus the fat part.
Girl #2: Whatever. I'd rather be a whore than fat.
Girl #3: I like your morals!
Shout-out: www.overheardatmcgill.com
Overheard by: Ian
Categories: Compare and contrast | Compliments | Default | Diet & weight | Girls | Insults | Overheard at McGill | Posted 2008-11-06 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
You'd Think the Pope Would Be a Better Driver
Girl #1: Oh my god, it's him! (waves enthusiastically to an approaching car) Isn't he amazing?
Girl #2: He almost ran you over.
Girl #1: It doesn't matter, as long as he's on top of me!
Silicon Valley, California
Categories: California | Compliments | Default | Girls | Sexuality | Stupidity | Words | Posted 2008-11-06 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
A National Cemetery Should Make the Comfort Of the Living Its Top Priority
Eight-year-old bratty boy at the top of the stairs: Elevators would be nice.
Robert E. Lee's Mansion, Arlington National Cemetery
Arlington, Virginia
Categories: Compliments | Default | Kids | Technology | Virginia | Posted 2008-11-06 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
He Was Like, "Welcome to Bum Camp!"
Hippie guy: Did you know he built a whole, like, bum encampment out of logs? Two houses, a refrigerator... Well, there was no electricity but he had a refrigerator out there... He even had a guest bed. And it was all clean, with a bible laying on the bed... He took being a bum to a whole new level.
Humboldt State University
Arcata, California
Overheard by: Jenn
Categories: California | Colleges & Universities | Compare and contrast | Compliments | Default | Guys | Hippies | Questions | Posted 2008-11-05 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
It's the STD for the New Century
Guy #1: What? Barely legal girls are hot.
Guy #2: Barely lethal?
Guy #1: What?
Guy #2: What?
Univeristy of Florida
Gainesville, Florida
Categories: Age and ageing | Colleges & Universities | Compare and contrast | Compliments | Default | Florida | Guys | Questions | Sexuality | Words | Posted 2008-11-05 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
You Can Fiddle With My Gear Shaft Any Time.
Girl cashier #1: So Tom*, how's your love life?
Tom*: My love life's in neutral right now.
Girl cashier #2: Mine's in reverse.
Tom*: That was too funny.
Clinton Crossings, Connecticut
Categories: Compliments | Connecticut | Default | Employees | Feelings | Girls | Guys | Questions | Words | Posted 2008-11-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
He Inspired Her to Stop Vomiting after Every Meal
Would-be pilosopher: So I've come to the realization that, sadly, my body requires food in order to function...I don't live to eat, I eat to live.
Ditzy blonde: Oh my god, that is so true, very deep!
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: sarah
Categories: Canadia | Compliments | Default | Food | Girls | Guys | Philosophy | Stupidity | Posted 2008-11-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Should I Write My Number on His Hand in Crayon?
Preschooler left alone in stroller, singing, to 20-something girl walking by: Cha, cha, cha...you're charming!
20-something, on cell: I think I just got hit on by a four-year-old! No, it was actually better than most of the lines I've heard.
Appleton, Wisconsin
Categories: Age and ageing | Beauty | Compare and contrast | Compliments | Default | Girls | Kids | Kids | On the phone | Sexuality | Wisconsin | Words | Posted 2008-10-31 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Really Brought Down Property Values
Large black woman: They were the finest people on the block, but man, were their kids ugly!
Kohl's
Cherry Hill, New Jersey
Overheard by: Jyoshiki
Categories: Beauty | Black people | Compare and contrast | Compliments | Default | Kids | New Jersey | Women | Posted 2008-10-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Show the Driver Your Sippy Cup, Boy
Little boy to tour bus driver: Thank you.
Bus driver: Now that's a sign of good parenting.
Parent, as he steps off bus: Yeah. We're takin' him on a whiskey tour.
Jack Daniels Distillery
Lynchburg, Tennessee
Categories: Bus drivers | Compare and contrast | Compliments | Default | Education | Guys | Kids | Parenting | Parents | Tennessee | Posted 2008-10-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Mrs. Potato-Head Faces a Unique Set of Problems
Girl, getting wash and cut: Then I was walking around for a few months without an elbow.
Stylist: Wow!
Girl: So finally in July they put my elbow back in.
Stylist: Well, that's good.
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Overheard by: porkchop on a stick
Categories: Body parts | Compliments | Default | Employees | Girls | Health & Hygiene | Minnesota | Weirdness | Posted 2008-10-13 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The Pepperoni Phantom Soon Surpassed the Tooth Fairy in Popularity
Punk teen girl to friend: So I was like, "Woah, dude! Who are you? You're awesome!" Because none of us knew him, he just came over and set a pizza down in front of us!
Calgary, Alberta
Canadia
Overheard by: um...are you sure he wasn't the waiter?
"Ovulating or Desperate?"--The New Party Game That's Sweeping the Nation!
Young professional girl: He's cute. But then again, lately I think every guy is cute.
Friend: Are you ovulating?
Young professional girl: No. I think I'm just desperate.
Shout-out: feeds.feedburner.com
Overheard by: Sigh. Me too.
Categories: Beauty | Compare and contrast | Compliments | Default | Feelings | Friends | Gender issues | Girls | Overheard in Minneapolis | Sexuality | Posted 2008-10-01 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
On the Plus Side, Now I Get to Try Out My New Paddle.
Professor: So where does the blood go then?
Student: The heart?
Professor: Good answer, too bad it's wrong.
Gold Coast
Australia
Categories: Australia | Compare and contrast | Compliments | Default | Education | Questions | Students | Teachers | Posted 2008-09-29 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Due to All the Air.
Girl to friends (while reading horoscope page): I guess it means that, as an Aries, I should just embrace the fact that I'm better than people! (pause) Well, not better, just cooler.
Metro Red Line
Washington, DC
Overheard by: felonaz
Categories: Compare and contrast | Compliments | Default | Feelings | Friends | Girls | Train | Washington, DC | Posted 2008-09-29 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Recession Watch: Outlook Not So Good
(a man and a woman are looking at a crib)
Woman: Look how pretty!
Man: But would you really be comfortable sleeping in that?
Furniture Store
Umea
Sweden
Overheard by: Johanna
Categories: Compare and contrast | Compliments | Default | Guys | Questions | Stores | Sweden | Women | Posted 2008-09-28 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Hell Begins When the Buzz Wears Off
Teen guy to teen girls: Starbucks is like heaven! Everyone at Starbucks is happy and nice to each other, because they're drinking coffee, and that makes people happy!
Starbucks, Southern Cross Station
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: XPIOTOS
Categories: Australia | Compliments | Default | Feelings | Food | Friends | Guys | Restaurants | Teens | Posted 2008-09-28 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Remember How I Won That Pie-Eating Contest?
Chick: If I were a lesbian, I'd be really good at it.
Campsite, Southern Utah
Overheard by: Lauren
Categories: Compliments | Default | Gender issues | Girls | Sexuality | Utah | Posted 2008-09-27 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
If It Was Around at Least One Ankle, It Counts
Guy: I saw Mark yesterday.
Girl: Oh my gawd! We haven't seen him, like, since the nightclub last year.
Guy: I'm surprised you remember that night.
Girl: Yeah, good thing you are strong enough to carry me.
Guy: Good thing you were wearing underwear.
Girl: Barely.
Guy: That's my girl.
TTC Subway
Toronto
Canadia
Categories: Canadia | Compliments | Default | Drinking & drunks | Girls | Guys | Train | Undies | Posted 2008-09-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Now He Calls Me the "Comma Chameleon"
Girl (looking at her graded essay): My professor said, "good use of comma." What on earth does that mean?
Guy: I don't know... We do go to Suffolk. Maybe he was just impressed that you knew how to use a comma correctly.
Suffolk University
Boston, Massachusetts
Categories: Colleges & Universities | Compliments | Default | Education | Girls | Guys | Massachusetts | Questions | Posted 2008-09-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Is Anybody Shocked That Las Vegas Has Creepy Guys?
Creepy lurky guy at bar (walking up and smelling girl sitting at table): Sorry y'all. Just smells really good.
Friend of girl (giving guy a dirty look): That was awkward.
Creepy lurky guy: Well, maybe you shouldn't be here then.
Friend of girl: Well, maybe you shouldn't be trying to smell us.
Blue Martini
Las Vegas, Nevada
Overheard by: Ariola
Categories: Bars & Clubs | Comebacks | Compliments | Creepsters | Default | Friends | Guys | Nevada | Sensory experiences | Weirdness | Posted 2008-09-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Judging from the Testes Hanging Out of It
Hobo to tranny prostitute: You rockin' that dress girl! You the man!
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: claire
Categories: Clothes | Compliments | Default | Hobos | San Francisco | Posted 2008-08-30 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
...Except for Those Four Times
Hot chick to guy: Dude, I know. You're such a good friend. You put up with my shit, and I'm not even blowing you!
Boston, Massachusetts
Categories: BJs | Chicks | Compliments | Default | Feelings | Massachusetts | Posted 2008-08-28 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Some People Just Look Better with Misshapen Skulls
Guy #1 (after guy #2 leaves): Man, I hate him so much.
Girl: What? Why?
Guy #1: Ever since he fell out that window and almost died and shit, girls have been all over him. He's a goddam womanizer.
Girl: He is pretty cute.
Houston, Texas
Categories: Compliments | Death & dying | Default | Girls | Gripes | Guys | Insults | Texas | Posted 2008-08-28 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Dr. Lecter Grocery Shops at the Preschool Picnic
Single guy at preschool picnic surrounded by pretty MILFs: Clean, perfumed mommy flesh!
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: Made me laugh
Categories: California | Compliments | Default | Guys | Sensory experiences | Words | Posted 2008-08-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Stupidest. Exercise DVD. Ever
Dude: You have ovaries of steel.
High School Classroom
Englewood, Colorado
Categories: Body parts | Compliments | Default | Guys | School [Elem., Middle, & High] | Posted 2008-08-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The Tiara Helps But Not Much
Hobo to pretty girl walking by: You remind me of Mona Lisa! Man, I wish I were that pretty!
Mass Ave
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Michelle
Categories: Compare and contrast | Compliments | Default | Hobos | Massachusetts | Pop culture | Posted 2008-08-22 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Question Asked. Question Answered
Drunk blonde girl #1: I love those shoes. Where did you get them?
Drunk blonde girl #2 (in a haze, looking at drunk girl #3): I don't know. (to drunk girl #3) Gail, where did I get your shoes?
Frat Party
UC Berkeley, California
Overheard by: Uncle Salty
Categories: California | Clothes | Compliments | Default | Drunks | Girls | Questions | Posted 2008-08-22 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
But Otherwise She's a Fantastic Therapist
Man on phone: Yeah, everything with her is great. Only thing is, she keeps trying to talk my cousin and his wife into a threesome...
London
England
Overheard by: Ren
Categories: Compliments | Default | England | Family ties | Guys | On the phone | Sex | Posted 2008-08-19 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Really Made My Woodwind Stand at Attention
Teenage male #1: Wow! You smell really different today!
Teenage male #2: Yeah, my clarinet teacher changed her hair product.
Vancouver
Canadia
Categories: Canadia | Compliments | Sensory experiences | Teens | Weirdness | Posted 2008-08-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Massah, I Sho Is Happy You Dink I's Ah Nice Negro
Redneck: I'm not racist or anything, I mean, this guy was a pretty nice nigger. He didn't even try to steal my money.
Adrian, Michigan
You're Getting Thinner with Every Stomach Spasm!
Drunk girl to another drunk girl puking at the curb: Girl, it's okay girl. You're still cute, girl.
Greenville, South Carolina
Categories: Beauty | Body parts | Compliments | Default | Drunks | Girls | South Carolina | Posted 2008-08-06 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
But Try Not to Speak
Large, beefy boyfriend: Wow babe, what you said was really extinct... wait, doesn't "extinct" mean dead and not here anymore? I think I mean "distinct" or something.
Nerdy girlfriend: I love you.
Georgetown University
Washington, DC
Categories: Colleges & Universities | Compliments | Couples | Default | Stupidity | Washington, DC | Words | Posted 2008-08-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I'll Bet You Say That to All the Girls
(outside of a coffee shop downtown late at night)
Hipster chick: So then I went to the store and found out the shoes were discontinued but...
Creepy guy (with unzipped and unbuttoned pants): What are you guys talking about? Can I talk or are you going to kick me out?
Hipster chick: Uh... (looks around for a quick exit) No man, you can stay. We're talking about shoes.
Creepy guy: You're so hot. No, really. I would kiss you like you'd never think about shoes again.
Akron, Ohio
Overheard by: Julia M
Categories: Clothes | Compliments | Creepsters | Default | Etiquette | Hipsters | K-I-S-S-I-N-G | Kink | Ohio | Strangers | Weirdness | Posted 2008-07-29 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
But If Enough Rain Builds Up, You Can Watch Me Walk on Water
Angry traveler: The flight's canceled because of weather?!? Can't you do something?
Airline counter man: Ma'am, despite my godlike appearance, I cannot control the weather.
O'Hare Airport
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: He's not so Godlike
Kinda Like Meryl Streep
Guy #1: You're beautiful... you're beautiful.
Guy #2: No... but I'm not fuckable beautiful!
University of California, San Diego
Overheard by: whoa mango
Categories: Beauty | California | Colleges & Universities | Compliments | Default | Guys | Sex | Posted 2008-07-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Cute + Stinky = Kinky
(two college girls walking down M Street towards Georgetown)
Girl #1: You look cute. I like your dress.
Girl #2: Yeah...I didn't shower.
Shout-out: eavesdropdc.blogspot.com
Overheard by:
Categories: Bathing | Clothes | Compliments | Default | Eavesdrop DC | Friends | Girls | Posted 2008-07-20 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Tonight's Movie: The Other Sister
Customer (ordering a birthday cake for his wife): Can you put "You're better lookin' than your twin sister" on it?
Alpine Bakery
Concord, California
Categories: Beauty | California | Compliments | Customers | Default | Family ties | Food | Offers and requests | Questions | Posted 2008-07-07 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Especially When You Use Phrases Like "Nicely Framing Your Package"
Teen boy: You know, I really appreciate you complimenting my baseball skills, but I really don't appreciate you complimenting my boxer choices.
Shout-out: feeds.feedburner.com
Overheard by: just trying to get to class...
Categories: Clothes | Compare and contrast | Compliments | Default | Guys | Overheard in Minneapolis | Teens | Posted 2008-07-02 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I'm Not Pregnant!
Old Russian woman: You very strong girl!
Cashier: Thanks.
Old Russian woman: You will birth very easy!
Cashier: Than... wait, what?!
Hannaford
Yarmouth, Maine
Overheard by: Jade
And He Was All, "But I'm Just the Babysitter!"
Lady to friend: So I told him... ten dollars for a hand job!
Friend: Good for you! What an asshole!
Ashland & North Ave
Chicago, Illinois
Categories: Compliments | Default | Friends | Illinois | Insults | Money | Offers and requests | Sex | Women | Posted 2008-06-30 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
With the Same Impure Love You Have for Hello Kitty
Hipster guy, earnestly: Yeah, you'll love her; her face is really funny!
16th & Market
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Categories: Body parts | Compliments | Default | Guys | Hipsters | Pennsylvania | Words | Posted 2008-06-30 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Especially with This Little Pink Bow
Three-year-old boy to grandfather: Do you have a penis?
Grandfather: Yes, I do.
Boy: I have a penis, too. My penis is small. My penis is cute.
Cincinnati, Ohio
Overheard by: Vejewsbian
Card: I Miss You, Baby, in My Bed/ I Miss My Liver, 'cause It's Dead
Girl: So I asked him: "When are you going to come back for a reunion? I miss you!" and he was like: "I miss you so much I've had to replace you with alcohol." That's like, the biggest, best compliment ever! They should make a Hallmark card that says that.
West Lafayette, Indianapolis
Overheard by: Kolja
Categories: Compliments | Default | Drinking & drunks | Feelings | Girls | Indiana | Questions | Relationships | Posted 2008-06-30 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Now I'm Bummed I Didn't Get His Name
Guy #1: Is he good at sex?
Girl: Yeah.
Guy #2: Wow. I'm surprised.
Girl: Honestly, I was too.
San Francisco, California
Categories: Compare and contrast | Compliments | Default | Feelings | Girls | Guys | Questions | San Francisco | Sex | Posted 2008-06-29 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Really? Now All I Have to Do Is Master Shot Callin' and I Can Die Happy!
Teen cashier at checkout: Are you listening to music on an iPod?
Geriatric customer: It's an iPhone.
Teen cashier: Dude, you're ballin'.
Columbus, Indiana
Overheard by: Hoosier
Categories: Age and ageing | Cell phones | Compare and contrast | Compliments | Customers | Default | Employees | Gadgets | Indiana | Old folks | Questions | Teens | Posted 2008-06-27 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Not Even Doggy-Style?
Girl: But she said you were cute.
Guy: Yeah but it's like: puppies are cute, but you don't fuck a puppy.
New York City
New York
Overheard by: I'm more of a cat person...
Categories: Animals | Compare and contrast | Compliments | Default | Girls | Guys | New York | Sex | Words | Posted 2008-06-19 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Aww, Look at Its Little Fuzzy Valtrex
Girl, observing a display of plush microbes: I want herpes! I think it's so cute!
SUNY
Geneseo, New York
Overheard by: Jeni
Mark Penn Offered Us $2 Million for This Quote
Black girl to another black girl wearing Obama t-shirt: Girl, what is that on your shirt? Mmmm, Obama is looking all fine up on your chest.
UNC
Greensboro, North Carolina
Categories: Black people | Clothes | Colleges & Universities | Compliments | Default | Girls | North Carolina | Politics | Posted 2008-06-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Knows All the Homeopathic Crab Remedies
Middle-aged creepster: She was a slut in middle school, so she's my type of girl.
Gentle Bens Brewery
Tucson, Arizona
Overheard by: a middle school slut
Categories: Arizona | Bars & Clubs | Compliments | Creepsters | Default | Education | Guys | Sexuality | Weirdness | Posted 2008-06-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Is the Range of Gay Sex Really That Limited?
Straight guy: I really need your advice about this girl.
Gay guy: Stick it in her butt!
Straight guy: No. Her mom set us up on this date...
Gay guy: Stick it in her butt!
Straight guy: You just suggested that. I mean, I like her but I definitely don't want to date her, and we're supposed to hang out this weekend, but I don't know what to do with her.
Gay guy: Well, just be like: "Hey, do you want to toss a Frisbee in the arboretum?"
Straight guy: And if she says yes, be like: "Okay, do you want to toss my salad in the arboretum?"
Gay guy: Awesome.
Lancaster, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: $kank
Categories: Advice | Backdoor | Compliments | Default | Family ties | Friends | Guys | Offers and requests | Pennsylvania | Queers | Questions | Words | Posted 2008-06-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Their Lips Say "Shut Up" But Their Eyes Say "Play On!"
Young woman, after graphic conversation about sex and drugs: Do you ever think, while we're talking: "Wow, the people on the train are so lucky to get to listen to us on their morning commute!"?
Older woman: Oh my god, all the time.
Train
Sydney
Australia
Overheard by: catherine
Categories: Australia | Compliments | Default | Old folks | Pride | Public Transportation | Questions | Train | Women | Posted 2008-06-09 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
It's Pretty Much the Short Bus of Hogwarts
Guy #1: Hey, cool! Harry Potter bookmarks! You think they have one for Hufflepuff?
Guy #2: Probably not.
Guy #1: Oh... Do you think it's because nobody cares?
Borders
Tucson, Arizona
Categories: Arizona | Books | Compare and contrast | Compliments | Default | Guys | Pop culture | Questions | Posted 2008-06-09 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
But I Believe That's Your Nipple
Girl, looking down her shirt: I can't tell if that's pork or a hickey.
Friend: You're so awesome!
Bellingham, Washington
Overheard by: Muffler
Categories: Body parts | Compliments | Default | Friends | Girls | Washington | Words | Posted 2008-06-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Everything She Knows About Homosexuality She Learned from Bravo TV
Bimbette: What's wrong with gay people? Gay people are funny.
Religion Class
El Paso, Texas
Categories: Bimbettes | Compliments | Default | Feelings | Questions | School [Elem., Middle, & High] | Sexuality | Texas | Posted 2008-06-07 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
According to Our Bible --the Josie and the Pussycats Movie
Tween girl #1: Oh my god... You look so orange in that picture!
Tween girl #2: Bitch.
Tween girl #1: No! It's a good thing! Orange is the new pink!
Switzerland
Categories: Compare and contrast | Compliments | Default | Europe | Friends | Girls | Insults | Sensory experiences | Tweens | Posted 2008-06-06 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The Day James Stopped Doing Positive Affirmations
20-something guy: My testicles are perfect!
Friends: [Silence.]
50-something lady walking past: [Snicker.]
Cork
Ireland
Overheard by: sarah
Categories: Balls | Compliments | Default | Etiquette | Health & Hygiene | Ireland | Pride | Posted 2008-06-05 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
You've Taught Him Respect
Hubby: Absolute power corrupts absolutely, dear.
Wifey: It's not absolute.
Hubby: It isn't?
Wifey: No. You're not bowing.
Cashier: Ooh, I like you.
Eau Claire, Wisconsin
Overheard by: the girl with the hat
Categories: Comebacks | Compare and contrast | Compliments | Couples | Customers | Default | Employees | Hubbies | Wisconsin | Women | Posted 2008-06-03 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Wanna See Some Wallet Photos from the Huffing Years?
Girl#1: I mean, my parents have no money now. Dad lost it in his "snort" phase.
Girl#2: My mom had that phase, but now she's just into the "prescription" phase.
Girl#3: That's a great phase.
Banana Republic
Kitchener
Canada
Categories: Age and ageing | Canadia | Compare and contrast | Compliments | Default | Drugs | Family ties | Friends | Girls | Stores | Posted 2008-06-03 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Now Aren't You Glad We Went Through My Daughter's Sock Drawer?
Middle-aged woman, to older woman: Those were some really good drugs!
Dunkin' Donuts
University of Rhode Island
Categories: Colleges & Universities | Compliments | Drugs | Ladies who lunch | Restaurants | Rhode Island | Posted 2008-05-31 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Planned Parenthood Would Have Advised Mary to Say No
Planned parenthood speaker: I'm here to talk to you about birth control.
Chick, ecstatic: This really is the best Christmas ever!
High School Assembly
Englewood, Colorado
Categories: Birthing | Colorado | Compare and contrast | Compliments | Education | Happiness | Holidays | Pregnancy | School [Elem., Middle, & High] | Posted 2008-05-31 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Freud: I'm Not Even Sure What She Wants
Girl #1: Yeah, that's not cool, but I understand. He sounds very immature.
Girl #2: He is. It's such a shame. I laid in bed last night reminiscing about the time I spent with him in bed. It's like I can still feel it. Too bad he's such an asshole, and too bad that good dick makes me so... not able to accept what a douchebag a guy really is.
Atlanta, Georgia
Categories: Compare and contrast | Compliments | Feelings | Georgia | Girls | Gripes | Insults | Penis | Relationships | Sex | Posted 2008-05-28 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
At Least You Have Your Priorities Straight
Ten-year-old boy: You know what I would have if I could have four wishes?
Big sister: I don't know. What?
Ten-year-old boy: One: no drought in Georgia; Two: no global warming; Three: world peace; Four: a Komodo dragon that is really nice and fun to play with, is a vegetarian, lives forever and can grant eternal life.
Druid Hills, Atlanta
Overheard by: Miranda
If Chris Rock Had a Nickel for Every Time He's Heard That...
Teen boy to other teen boy: You'd be racist if you weren't so funny.
Leeds, England
Overheard by: Ashleigh
Categories: Compare and contrast | Compliments | Default | Guys | Race | Teens | UK | Posted 2008-05-27 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
As We Shall See in Today's Film, Big British MILFs
Biology professor: There are a lot of great tits in england.
Knox College
Galesburg, Illinois
Overheard by: Oh, bio...
Categories: Beauty | Body parts | Colleges & Universities | Compliments | Geography | Illinois | Teachers | Posted 2008-05-26 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Feel the Magma Flowing Beneath Their Placid Surface
Mother to daughter, regarding t-shirts: We need to get you a big one 'cause your boobs are growing way too fast.
Flat-chested daughter: Yeah, I know.
Hollywood Tower of Terror Shop
Disneyland, California
Categories: Body parts | California | Clothes | Compare and contrast | Compliments | Gender issues | Girls | Moms | Teens | Tourist attractions | Posted 2008-05-20 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Like Travel Boggle!
Tall blonde: That's just cause you're short... No, don't worry! You're adorably short. You're small and compact for my convenience.
Short brunette: I'm fun-sized!
Santa Cruz, California
Overheard by: in the spirit of Halloween
Categories: California | Compliments | Euphemisms | Women | Words | Posted 2008-05-15 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Since His Parole Officer Told Him to Keep His Ass Clean
Teen girl: Sam is so sexy. There's like, no poopy on him.
Palm City, Florida
Overheard by: I don't know about you
Categories: Beauty | Compliments | Florida | Girls | Health & Hygiene | Poop | Sexuality | Teens | Weirdness | Posted 2008-05-15 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
So Maybe She Needed Out-of-This-World Sex
Guy on cell: Yeah, I hooked up with her. [pause] I fucked her. She was tight. [pause] She hasn't called me back. I don't get why it's so hard to take five seconds out of your day to see how I'm doing. [pause] She's, like, Asian. Half Asian and half alien.
Barnes & Noble
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: Hobo
Categories: California | Compare and contrast | Compliments | Feelings | Geography | Gripes | Guys | Insults | On the phone | Sex | Stores | Words | Posted 2008-05-13 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Or When Tyra Had the Realness of Her Breasts Verified
Girl #1: Tyra will never be as good as Oprah. The Tyra show just doesn't have the credibility that the Oprah show has.
Girl #2: Well, Tyra does serious shows sometimes; like when Hilary Duff is on.
Auburn University
Auburn, Alabama
Categories: About celebrities | Alabama | Colleges & Universities | Compare and contrast | Compliments | Feelings | Girls | TV shows | Posted 2008-05-13 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
A Bright, White Light, on the Other Hand...
Gamer dude: ... and the game comes with like, real guns.
Wannabe goth chick: They're actual guns?
Gamer dude: Well like, real models. And it comes with this mirror that lets you see yourself and like, shows what you look like if you get shot in the face.
Wannabe goth chick: That's nice. That's not something you would normally get to see if you got shot in the face.
UAB
Birmingham, Alabama
Overheard by: Kitty-Jack
Categories: Alabama | Chicks | Colleges & Universities | Compare and contrast | Compliments | Death & dying | Games | Goths | Guys | Violence | Posted 2008-05-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |