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Poof! Like an Astronaut Landing on Moondust.
Guy to pals: Did you ever put baby powder on your butt and then fart?
Newark, Delaware
Overheard by: how are these people my friends?
Categories: Burping & farting | Default | Delaware | Guys | Questions | Posted 2008-03-29 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
And That One Didn't Measure Up to My Standards
Chick #1: Ewww!
Chick #2: It wasn't me! I take responsibility for all of my actions, including farts.
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: martin
Categories: Airports & flights | Burping & farting | Default | Girls | Gripes | Oregon | Posted 2008-03-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The Secret Is to Keep Moving Fast
Teen girl #1: So what you're saying is, when I fart I'm smelling my own shit-smell?
Teen girl #2: Exactly. That's how it works.
Teen girl #1: That's nasty. I can't believe people do that all day!
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Sass
Categories: Burping & farting | Canadia | Teens | Posted 2007-11-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Never Knew You Were a Lady
Girl #1: I have to fart. [Girl #2 ignores her.] I have to fart. [Still ignored.] Hellooo!
Girl #2, annoyed: What?
Girl #1: I said I have to fart!
Girl #2, after long pause: Do you want a cookie?
Columbus, Mississippi
Overheard by: Lauren
Categories: Burping & farting | Chicks | Mississippi | Posted 2007-09-24 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
How to Say "I Love You" Like a Chicago Native
Man in t-shirt and jeans: Wait. Can I just be myself for one minute here? Can I?
Woman in classy cocktail dress: I don't know, can you?
Man in t-shirt and jeans: [Farts loudly.]
Halsted Avenue
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Bardley
Categories: Burping & farting | Couples | Illinois | Posted 2007-08-15 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
When the Veil Lifts, Revealing the Male Mystery
Girl: So, I was here yesterday and there was this, like, gorgeous guy standing in front of me. And then guess what he did? He let one go! Seriously! It wasn't quiet, either -- more like someone ripping carpet off a floor. I wondered if he'd messed himself... Gnarls Barkley again? Don't they have any other mixed tapes?
Shout-out: community.livejournal.com
Categories: Burping & farting | Overheard at York | Students | Posted 2007-06-19 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Mi Gasa Es Su Gasa
Man #1: Are these seats taken?
Man #2: No, they are not, but I have to warn you -- we both had Chinese food for dinner, so we are going to have some major gas in a little bit.
Man #1: That's fine, we had Thai.
Man #2: Oh, then we're even. Have a seat.
Consolidated Theaters
Silver Spring, Maryland
Overheard by: feeling a little gassy myself
Categories: Burping & farting | Maryland | Strangers | Posted 2007-06-16 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
But Pitch This to the Americans -- They'll Love It!
Lady on cell: Yes, I need to know what kind of an exhibition it will be, otherwise I'm not going to run it... Well, I'm not interested in people burping on each other or feeling each other up -- that's just a little weird... Well, yes, it makes up a part of my personality too, but not a very large or important one.
Univeristy of Melbourne
Shout-out: community.livejournal.com
Categories: Burping & farting | Colleges & Universities | On the phone | Overheard in Melbourne's Journal | Posted 2007-04-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
