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Which Is Why Men Wear Pink Shirts
Professor: Ever wonder why pink is considered a girl color?
Student: Because vaginas are pink.
UC
Santa Cruz, California
Overheard by: Kelly
Categories: California | Class | Default | Education | Gender issues | Questions | Students | Teachers | Vagina | Posted 2008-06-24 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Maybe Just Take It to a George Clooney Movie
Girl on cell: We're going to vibe her vagina. Well, not vibe it.
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: K
Categories: Compare and contrast | Default | Girls | On the phone | San Francisco | Toys | Vagina | Words | Posted 2008-06-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Next Time Put the Message in a Bottle
Girl in stall: I have paper stuck in my vagina.
Friend: You might not want to say that, there's people here.
Girl in stall: Why is vagina a bad word?
Ladies Room, Foreplay Bar
Portland, Maine
Overheard by: How did it get there?
The Question Every Rock Of Love Contestant Must Eventually Face
College-aged girl on cell: How am I supposed to date him if I'm afraid he's going to kill me and keep my vagina in a jar?
Grocery Store, Kentucky
With the Possible Exception of the Dominant Chord
Professor: So, how was survey of western music?
Girl: It was terrible: someone would always find a way to bring up gender issues. I mean, I hate to break it to you, but eighteenth century tonal music doesn't give a shit about your vagina.
Sarah Lawrence College
Bronxville, New York
And Don't Even Get Me Started on This Banana Lamp
[Two 18-year-old girls are browsing a table full of random items for sale at a Christian thrift store at a local church.]
Girl #1: This candle holder would probably feel great inside my pussy.
Girl #2, barely startled: Haha. Yeah.
Girl #1: Ooh, this shirt is nice!
Gothenburg
Sweden
Overheard by: Donny Boots
Categories: Clothes | Etiquette | Girls | Masturbation | Sensory experiences | Stores | Sweden | Toys | Vagina | Posted 2008-05-31 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
They Have the Cutest Little Subway
[Girl hugging a guy.]
Girl: Eew, you smell like vagina.
Guy: Oh no, that's just Philadelphia.
Shout-out: eavesdropdc.blogspot.com
Overheard by: EavesdropDC
Categories: Compare and contrast | Eavesdrop DC | Geography | Girls | Guys | Sensory experiences | Vagina | Posted 2008-05-30 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
You Really Shouldn't Discriminate Against People Who Try to Kill You
Jewish man: I am not sexist!
Jewish man's friend: You are so sexist Archie Bunker is embarrassed.
Jewish man: I'm not sexist. I'll stab a chick in her junk!
Israeli Martial Arts Class
Kansas City, Missouri
Overheard by: Ari
Categories: Class | Compare and contrast | Friends | Gender issues | Jews | Missouri | TV shows | Vagina | Violence | Weirdness | Posted 2008-05-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
In Some Cultures, That's the Highest Compliment
Drunk girl yelling to bald guy from car window: You left your toupee in my vagina!
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: Paige & Liz
If a Thing's Worth Doing, It's Worth Doing Right
Girl #1: What would you do if you were a lesbian?
Girl #2: [Thoughtful pause] Eat a lot of pussy.
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: I was there
Categories: Girls | Massachusetts | Questions | Sex | Vagina | Posted 2008-05-03 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
We Thought Only Americans Knew This Little About Sex Ed.
[Line for ladies' room]
Girl #1: Hi, do you mind if I cut in front of you? It's urgent.
Girl #2: Sure.
Girl #1: Thanks, I have to change my tampon.
Girl #2: [Blank stare.]
Girl #1: I have to make sure I change it often. Not too often, because once I changed it too much and got chlamydia.
Girl #2: Oh...[Suppresses laugh.]
Western Australia
Australia
Categories: Australia | Cleanliness | Compare and contrast | Crazies | Etiquette | Gender issues | Girls | Health & Hygiene | Restroom | STDs | Threats | Vagina | Weirdness | Posted 2008-04-27 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Since Barenaked Ladies Was Already Taken
Twenty-something dude: When I grow up, and learn how to play an instrument, I'm calling my band he-gina and she-nis.
McKenna's
Baltimore, Maryland
Categories: Age and ageing | Education | Guys | Maryland | Music | Names | Penis | Restaurants | Vagina | Words | Posted 2008-04-19 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
A+
Male art student in response to female art student's sculpture: It's really kind of mortifyingly vaginal.
Allegheny College
Meadville Pennsylvania
Categories: Class | Compare and contrast | Etiquette | Euphemisms | Feelings | Guys | Hipsters | Pennsylvania | Students | Vagina | Words | Posted 2008-04-16 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Why Nobody's All That Sold on the Idea Of Heaven
College guy: And then, there would be no more vagina!
Bethesda, Maryland
Overheard by: Laiah and Caitlin
Ever Seen a Cooch Do Three Snaps in Z-Formation?
Girl: Ryan, if you had a vagina, what would she wear?
Boy: She? What if I had a male vagina?
Boy #2: Oh, he would be so sassy!
Melbourne, Florida
Overheard by: Livi
Well, You're Not Gonna Turn Kids Off Sex with the Truth!
Health teacher: Man, you girls these days! Wanting to have all the wrong kinds of fun... You know what, if a vagina was used by 15 different people, that vagina would probably be as wide as this door!
McNair Academic High School
Jersey City, New Jersey
Categories: Advice | Default | Education | Etiquette | Health & Hygiene | New Jersey | School [Elem., Middle, & High] | Sexuality | Teachers | Vagina | Posted 2008-04-10 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The Difference between Boys and Girls
Guy to girlfriend: My dick is aching for your vagina.
Girl: I missed you too.
Barista cafe
Mumbai
India
Overheard by: mehr
Categories: Bars & Clubs | Compliments | Default | Etiquette | Girls | Guys | India | Penis | Relationships | Sex | Vagina | Wishes | Words | Posted 2008-04-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Kendra Wilkinson's Major Life Accomplishment
Preppy girl on cell: the longest amount of time I've had pubic hair is three days.
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: kt
Categories: Default | Etiquette | Gender issues | Girls | Health & Hygiene | Massachusetts | On the phone | Preppies | School [Elem., Middle, & High] | Sexuality | Shaving | Teens | Vagina | Posted 2008-04-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Playing Dirty-Scrabble with Todd Was Often Tedious
Guy: Yeah, you know that word? Ah, I forget it... Oh yeah, vagina!
Ontario
Canadia
Just the Decorative Scarring, Then?
Hoochie: I would never get my clit pierced there.
O'Bannon's Bar
College Station, Texas
Categories: Bars & Clubs | Default | Hoochies | Texas | Vagina | Posted 2008-03-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Cue the Commodores
Girl to friend: I can't believe I fell asleep next to your vagina. I woke up and my face was next to your brick wall. [Kisses friend.] I love your brick wall.
Caribou Coffee
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Bardley
Meet Kourtney Kibble-Britches
Hot girl: Either my dog is eating my underwear, or my vagina is so acidic it's burning holes in them... Neither of which I would be pleased about.
Charlotte, North Carolina
Categories: Animals | Default | Food | Girls | Health & Hygiene | North Carolina | Vagina | Posted 2008-03-02 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Latency Period, My Ass!
Four-year-old boy: So, girls have 'ginas, and boys have penises?
Mom: Um, yes, hon.
Four-year-old boy: You have a 'gina?
Mom: Yes, honey. Shhh.
Four-year-old boy: Girls at school have 'ginas? Teachers have 'ginas?
Mom: Yes, honey. Now shush.
Four-year-old boy, contemplating: I always wanted to see one of those.
Phoenix, Arizona
I Need to Know More about What You Tried
Queer #1: Ugh. All I know is that pussy smells like ass. I tried once in high school, and I was all, 'Oooh, that smells like ass!' and so I tried one more time, and it still smelled like ass.
Queer #2: Well, we know one thing for sure -- your ass must smell like pussy.
Cleo's, Chicago Avenue
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: EEE
Categories: Ass | Compare and contrast | Default | Illinois | Queers | Sensory experiences | Vagina | Posted 2008-02-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Just Made My Last Payment
Hippie chick: I am the proud owner of an American vagina, thank you very much.
Western Washington University
Bellingham, Washington
Overheard by: Rachel
Categories: Hippies | Vagina | Washington | Posted 2008-02-16 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Knew I Should've Brought a Bigger Purse
Girl: Hold on -- my vagina's falling out.
Brookline Avenue
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: superjew
Categories: Chicks | Massachusetts | Vagina | Posted 2008-02-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Then What's That Waving at Me?
Hootchie at pool table: Believe me, there is nothing coming out of my vagina!
Jake's Saloon
Toledo, Ohio
Overheard by: MoNkEyPoX
Brand Recognition Is So Important
Girl: In case they forget our names, they're right here on our vaginas.
1280 Peachtree Street
Atlanta, Georgia
How Do You Tap Dance in One?
Frustrated neighbor: It's only gay if we do it outside a vagina!
Derby, Connecticut
Overheard by: Jess
Categories: Connecticut | Idiots | Sexuality | Vagina | Posted 2008-01-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
... While Mine's in the Shop
Chick to friend: Man, you've gotta get laid. I need to live vicariously through someone's vagina.
Village Inn
Anchorage, Alaska
Overheard by: Tabs
It Gets So Bitchy When It's Hungry
Girlfriend #1: It started to hurt after he used a condom.
Girlfriend #2: I don't like your vagina. It has too many issues.
Girlfriend #1: I don't like my vagina either.
Orlando, Florida
I Miss Technicolor
Girl on cell: Oh my god! I was wondering why my discharge was kinda brown!
L train platform, Brown line
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: *Tina Marie*
Categories: Health & Hygiene | Illinois | On the phone | Vagina | Posted 2008-01-14 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Of Course
Frat boy: So, last night I had a dream, and I was eating pussy. Of course, it was a caramelized pussy...
Goshen, Connecticut
Overheard by: sweet and sour
Categories: Connecticut | Frat boy types | Gossip | Licking | Vagina | Posted 2008-01-13 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Until Someone Adds an "S" to It
Male student #1: I was seriously one letter away from spelling 'vagina.'
Male student #2: That's a pretty high-scoring word.
Male student #3: You'd be, like, a Scrabble Club hero or something.
Addelstone Library
Charleston, South Carolina
Overheard by: i was impressed
Categories: South Carolina | Students | Vagina | Words | Posted 2007-12-26 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I'm Just So Proud of My Churning, Though
Drunk guy: Your vag is made of butter!
Drunk girl: What?!
Drunk guy: Your vag is made of butter!
Drunk girl and friend: Ewww!
Drunk guy: Yeah, I know -- that's so bad!
Queen Street
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Ras
"You're the Worst Math Tutor Ever," I Said.
Marine #1: So, how was it?
Marine #2: Crazy. She wanted me to take a shit in her pussy. That's fucking weird, man.
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Soundbite Lover
Categories: California | Kink | Military | Poop | Vagina | Posted 2007-11-20 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
... Bob
Chick on cell: Okay, I feel like you would know if you waxed your inner labia...
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Ladle
Categories: On the phone | Pennsylvania | Vagina | Posted 2007-11-06 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
In a Pet Carrier in My Car
Drunk blonde to brunette friend: I don't think I can fuck tonight. I have a stinky pussy.
The West House Bar
Roseville, California
Categories: California | Drunks | Vagina | Posted 2007-11-05 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Can't Bite My Lips Anymore
Girl on cell: How did the labia reduction go?
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Hello, you're in freakin' public!
Categories: Massachusetts | On the phone | Questions | Vagina | Posted 2007-11-03 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
That's My Upper Lip, Sweetie
Three-year-old boy: Mum, where is your vagina?
Mum: Tom, you know where it is...
Three-year-old boy: Ohhh, is that it, under all that hair?
Ladies' room
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: Anna
Categories: Australia | Questions | Should have used a condom | Vagina | Posted 2007-10-31 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook