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I'm Thinking, I'm Thinking!

Prof: Do you think that kicking a pregnant woman in the stomach was wrong?
Student: Ummmm... I'm not certain.
Prof: Do you think that what he did was a crime?
[Student pauses for nearly 30 seconds.]
Student #2
: Dude, he kicked a baby.


Seton Hall Law
Newark, New Jersey


Categories: Class | Crimes | New Jersey | Philosophy | Pregnancy | Questions | Stomach | Students | Teachers | Violence | Posted 2008-05-31 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

I Seem to Be Retaining Coors

Guy: Dude, that is your belly.

Shout-out: nimbleit.21publish.com


Categories: Body parts | Frat boy types | Jocks | North America | Overheard in Utah | Stomach | USA | Utah | Posted 2007-06-24 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

I Forgot You Vomit with Your Abdominal Muscles

Foreign student, in Spanish: When I woke up the next morning, my stomach was so sore. Of all the parts of me I thought would get sore after a night of debauchery, the stomach isn't even in the top 10.

Rector Lopez Argueta
Granada, Andalusia
Spain


Overheard by: Kelly


Categories: Spain | Stomach | Students | Posted 2007-03-21 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook