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Unless She's Natalie Portman

Geek: A pity hug is still a hug, and a pity girlfriend still has boobs!

University of Idaho
Idaho


Overheard by: Rebecca

At Least Now Jimmy Hoffa Can Have a Decent Burial

Black woman on cell: I'm telling ya, they took everything out of my breasts. Every fucking thing's gone.

Outside Fogg Art Museum
Cambridge, Massachusetts


Overheard by: Don't want to know what.


Categories: Black people | Default | Health & Hygiene | Massachusetts | On the phone | Rack | Women | Posted 2008-03-14 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

The Toilet-Swirl Isn't the Only Thing That's Backwards in New Zealand

Dude: I wish all guys had boobs.
Girl: What?!
Dude: It's so much more appropriate to grope a guy than a girl!

New Zealand

Overheard by: Schmitty


Categories: Default | Girls | Guys | New Zealand | Rack | Sexuality | Wishes | Posted 2008-03-11 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

My Fingers Are Itching Just Talking about Her

Chick #1: Well, Michelle got pissed because he touched her boob.
Chick #2: Normally I'd take her side, but Michelle is just so... gropable!

Queen's University at Kingston
Ontario
Canadia


Overheard by: I'll never teee-eeell!


Categories: Canadia | Chicks | Default | Gripes | Rack | Students | Posted 2008-03-05 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Bungee Boobs Are a Serious Problem in New Jersey

Teacher: It should be written in the dress code, 'Girls with bouncy boobs need to cover them up.' Seriously! These girls are one bounce away from getting tips!

Jackson Memorial High School
New Jersey


Overheard by: Diana

When She Lies on Her Back, She Makes a Great Snack Tray

Tween girl #1: I have to tell you something -- I don't think Rachel is that hot.
Tween girl #2: Oh my god, I'm so glad you said that, 'cause I'm afraid to talk to people about her because everyone thinks she is so pretty.
Tween girl #1: They were doing this rating thing where they rate people on a scale, and Ryan gave her a seven.
Tween girl #2: She is totally not a seven -- her boobs are inverted.

Premier Oaks Movie Theater
Melbourne, Florida


Overheard by: *shakes head*


Categories: Florida | Girls | Gossip | Gripes | Rack | Tweens | Posted 2008-02-06 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Often His Holiness Feels the Best Response Is Silence

Asian chick: You feel used? I sent him a picture of my boobs and got nothing!

Nordstrom's cafe, Market Street
San Francisco, California


Overheard by: Ladle


Categories: Asians | California | Gripes | Rack | San Francisco | Posted 2008-01-11 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

And See Them from the Inside

Drunk guy to drunk girl: If any of these guys see your boobies tonight and I don't, I'll slit your throat!

Maple Lanes Bowling Alley
Cedar Falls, Iowa


Categories: Drunks | Iowa | Rack | Threats | Posted 2007-12-18 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

My Manager Hardly Slaps My Ass Anymore

Hot girl with big boobs, to friend: Ugh... I shouldn't have worn this shirt. [Lowers voice] Everyone's looking...
Middle-aged cashier: You should appreciate them. I had a husband who would pop mine out at football games. It made me so angry, but now I'd love for someone to appreciate mine enough that he'd want to show the world my beauty.

Publix
Gainesville, Florida


Overheard by: guy behind them


Categories: Chicks | Florida | Rack | Posted 2007-12-11 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Don't They Chafe Your Knees?

Buxom girl wearing strapless dress with no bra: I feel like my tits are really low. Do they look really low?

Van Housen Hall, Potsdam College
Potsdam, New York


Overheard by: minibab


Categories: Chicks | New York | Rack | Posted 2007-11-07 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Bubbling Like Hot Oatmeal

Chick: ... So she said, 'Hey, look over here,' and then she opened her gown and, like, all I saw were these weird big boobs...

Maryland Institute College of Art
Baltimore, Maryland


Overheard by: widget


Categories: Chicks | Gossip | Maryland | Rack | Posted 2007-11-04 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

To Understand, I Will Require Visual Aids

Blonde: I wish we got graded on our bras. I would get an A. Get it?

www.overheardincomo.blogspot.com

Overheard by: Kelsey


Categories: Bimbettes | Overheard in Columbia | Rack | Posted 2007-10-28 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Unless You Have Pepperoni Nipples

Gym bunny to frat boy: Yeah, but I mean, boobs don't smell like anything.

American University
Washington, DC


Categories: Gym rats | Rack | Washington, DC | Posted 2007-10-21 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

That Confusing Time in a Man's Life When His Body Changes

Five-year-old girl: Does Daddy need socks?
Mom: Yes.
Five-year-old girl: Does Daddy need boxers?
Mom: Yes.
Five-year-old girl: Does Daddy need a bra?
Mom: No.
Five-year-old girl: But he has boobs.

Dundee
Scotland


Overheard by: boredlaura


Categories: Kids | Rack | Scotland | Posted 2007-10-20 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

I Really Felt It Was Time to Give the Penises Their Day in the Sun

Student: Are breasts on the exam?
Professor: No, no, they're not. Not because I don't like breasts... I do... They're just not on the exam.

Biology 102, Rutgers University
New Jersey


Overheard by: Marina


Categories: Education | New Jersey | Rack | Students | Teachers | Posted 2007-10-18 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

No One's Ever Been Interested in the Content of My Character

Chick: I'd love it if my boobs were pink. I'd never wear a shirt if my breasts were hot pink.

Oklahoma State University-Stillwater
Oklahoma


Overheard by: The Opinionator


Categories: Chicks | Oklahoma | Rack | Posted 2007-10-14 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

It's a Tittyfucking Thing, Mom

Teen girl to mom: ... And that's why I have a big boyfriend -- because I have big tits.

Walmart
Georgia


Categories: Georgia | Rack | Teens | Posted 2007-10-02 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Which Perhaps You Wouldn't Even Have If You Laid Off the Beer

Drunk man: I'm trashed to the tits!

Harvard
Cambridge, Massachusetts


Overheard by: Head


Categories: Drunks | Massachusetts | Rack | Posted 2007-09-30 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Come, Marilou, We're Going to a Strip Club

60-ish woman looking in door: I thought you had to have some hooters to be able to work at one.

Hooters
Burbank, California


Categories: California | Old folks | Rack | Posted 2007-09-06 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Ma'am, You've Got Two All-Beef Patties There

Overeager mother: Sometimes when my boobies sweat, they smell like Big Macs.

McDonald's
Madison, Indiana


Categories: Indiana | McDonald's | Moms | Rack | Posted 2007-07-22 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Window Shopping for New Ones

Girl, about hoochie: Wait a second, Angelica -- I wanna stare at this girl's boobs.

São Paulo
Brazil


Categories: Brazil | Chicks | Rack | Posted 2007-07-17 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

A Motorboating Purist

Preggers: My baby's gettin' the bottle. Ain't no baby suckin' on these titties -- that ain't what they're for...

Hamilton, New Jersey

Overheard by: Um, that IS what they're for


Categories: New Jersey | Preggers | Rack | Posted 2007-06-27 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

It's Her Best Feature

High school girl to friend: Uh, I'm sorry I didn't say much to her -- I was entranced by her fucking zit-covered bosom.

West Plains, Washington


Categories: Rack | Students | Washington | Posted 2007-06-10 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Oh, Fuck -- Go Ahead and Hit Me

Girl: Hey, quit staring at my breasts!
Guy #1: Yeah, why are you staring at my girlfriend's breasts?
Guy #2: Well, man, see... It's like this -- she's like my sister.

Shout-out: overheardatwestern.blogspot.com

Overheard by: lissa


Categories: Guys | Lies | Overheard at Western | Rack | Posted 2007-05-15 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

I Used to Wear the Wonderbra, but I Kept Needing to Get Abortions

Sorority girl #1: So, like, you still get your period when you're on the pill.
Sorority girl #2: Yeah, but not when you're pregnant.
Sorority girl #1: So what's the point of the pill, then?
Sorority girl #2: It totally makes your boobs bigger.

Airport
Lexington, Kentucky


Categories: Airports & flights | Gossip | Kentucky | Rack | Sorority types | Posted 2007-04-28 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

You're a Real Gentleman

Dude: I think I should wait until she has breasts.

Shout-out: www.overheardinvancouver.ca

Overheard by: david


Categories: Creepsters | Overheard in Vancouver | Rack | Posted 2007-04-11 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

They Told Him to Burn Things

Teen girl: He was lying on my boobs and he said he could hear them talking.

Salem Center Mall
Salem, Oregon


Overheard by: Tess Miller


Categories: Oregon | Rack | Teens | Posted 2007-04-11 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Unfortunately, There's Not Enough of Them to Go Around

Hipster girl: Communists love my boobs.

Kent, Ohio


Categories: Gossip | Hipsters | Ohio | Rack | Posted 2007-03-27 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

I'd Still Be Motorboating Her If the EMTs Hadn't Intervened

Drunk frat boy: I don't care that she was three hundred pounds, she still had a phenomenal rack!

Shout-out: overheardatcornell.blogspot.com

Overheard by: hearing aid


Categories: Drunks | Frat boy types | Overheard at Cornell | Rack | Posted 2007-03-25 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

On the Plus Side, They Make Great Stress Balls

Dude: Man, I've dated two chicks with fake boobs. I mean, what's up with that?

GW party
Shout-out: eavesdropdc.blogspot.com


Categories: Colleges & Universities | Eavesdrop DC | Guys | Rack | Posted 2007-03-18 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook