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The Make-a-Wish Foundation Refused to Honor Robert's Request
Guy: I wish I had some big ol' titties so I could whack you in the face with 'em.
Shout-out: overheardlines.blogspot.com
Overheard by: ladyoftheice
Categories: Guys | Overheard Lines | Rack | Violence | Posted 2011-06-27 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
You Haven't Lived 'Til You've Seen Me Applaud with Them.
Cute girl: I have great tits!
Gay friend, skeptically: I guess they're nice...
Cute girl: No, really. Each of my last four boyfriends or longish-term hookup buddies were ass-men when they met me, and by the time we split, they'd each been converted to boob-men.
Gay friend, still skeptical: That may just mean your ass isn't great.
Cute girl: Damn, you're so cup-half-empty. My ass is great. My tits are just phenomenal.
Manhattan, New York
There Were Complaints About My Moaning
Girl: My boobs are fun to play with.
Guy: You're just now figuring this out, after 30-some years?
Girl: Hey, I haven't had my boobs that long!
Guy: Okay, 20-some years?
Girl: No, I remember discovering they were fun in the 6th grade. I was in the middle of class, though, so that was kind of awkward.
Denver, Colorado
Acck, There's One in My Pants! Get It Out! Get It Out!
Screaming woman, surrounded by children: I haven't breast fed in months! Why won't they leave me alone?!
Philadelphia Zoo
Pennsylvania
Overheard by: mammophile
Categories: Health & Hygiene | Kids | Kids | Parenting | Pennsylvania | Rack | Women | Posted 2010-09-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Christmas Has Come Early When We Get "Boobs" and "Mound" in the Same Quote.
Chesty girl, about failing pitcher: I've offered to go to the mound and show him my boobs. I just don't know what else I can do to support this team.
Comerica Park
Detroit, Michigan
Categories: Girls | Michigan | Offers and requests | Rack | Posted 2010-08-31 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Look, an Erection!
Small-chested hiking girl: Damn! Hey, you'd wipe the sweat off my boobs, right?
Busty hiking girl: Only if you wipe mine.
Small-chested hiking girl: Somehow I think I'm going to have to do a lot more work.
Hiking boy: Uhhh...
Fort Boreman Park Hiking Trails
Parkersburg, West Virginia
Categories: Compare and contrast | Girls | Guys | Offers and requests | Rack | Sensory experiences | West Virginia | Posted 2010-08-29 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
...Assuming I've Successfully Turned You Gay. Now Let's Go Look at Window-treatments.
Little boy on bus: Mom, mom, what's that? (points at Showgirls)
Mom: It's a titty place! Don't worry, no one's going to come out naked, but you won't care about that when you're 20.
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: Face
Categories: Age and ageing | Kids | Kids | Moms | Parenting | Questions | Rack | Sensory experiences | Sex | Washington | Posted 2010-08-16 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Threesome-Resistant Boys Are Sadly Common in Oregon
Whiny girl to female friend, showing a polka-dotted bra: Come on! I'm trying to show you my boobs!
Boy, lifting his shirt: The only boobs she wants to see are mine!
Eugene, Oregon
The Girls Totally Planned This
High school girl in hot tub #1: Ugh, my bikini won't stop falling down!
High school girl in hot tub #2: You do look a little... undersupported. Do you wanna trade tops?
High school girl in hot tub #1: Really?
High school girl in hot tub #2: Yeah, it's not like I need the support.
High school girl in hot tub #1: True.
(high school boys in hot tub stare intently)
Westchester, New York
Overheard by: Jenny Suburbs
Why I Stopped Hanging Out with Meatheads.
Straight guy: Why do gay men love boobs but hate vaginas?
Gay guy: Because boobs are pretty and vaginas look like a roast beef sandwich.
Drunk guy: I could so go for Arby's right now.
Huaraz
Peru
Overheard by: Nick
Categories: Beauty | Compare and contrast | Drunks | Food | Gender issues | Guys | Queers | Rack | South America | Vagina | Posted 2010-07-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
...And, Um, Then I Chastised Him for Being So Disrespectful!
Awkward guy: Hey, so remember when we were walking together yesterday?
Uncomfortable girl: Yeah.
Awkward guy: So my friend was all "who was that big-tittied girl you were walking with?"
Uncomfortable girl: Alright, then.
High School
Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Sarah
Categories: Girls | Guys | Pennsylvania | Questions | Rack | Relationships | School [Elem., Middle, & High] | Posted 2010-07-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
...And 36C.
Girl selling coffee: Do you want sugar in this?
Guy buying coffee: How big are your cups?
Girl selling coffee, face turning red: That's a bit personal!
Scotland
Overheard by: somedaftlassie
Australian Pornos Actually Have Plots
Lady in the cafe: I stole that woman's bra, that's why her boobs were exposed.
Opera
Melbourne
Australia
Your Editors Do Not Want to See the Rest Of the DVD
Drunk mother to son: Look at the two girls at the bar behind you. The one in the blue shirt has huge boobs!
Son to drunk mother: They look familiar.
Foster City, California
Categories: California | Drinking & drunks | Drunks | Family | Moms | Rack | Posted 2010-06-03 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Boobs Are Pretty Much in the Public Domain, Anyway
Guy #1: I really don't think it's that bad. I dunno why he's so mad. I mean, all she did was show her boobs to some cameraman for some money. It's not like she did anything wrong, right?
Guy #2: What if it was your girlfriend on Girls Gone Wild? How would you feel?
Guy #1: I dunno... Glad I get to see them for free?
Irvine, California
Overheard by: cheekzz
Categories: California | Compare and contrast | Guys | Rack | Relationships | TV shows | Posted 2010-03-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Bed, Bath and Beyoobies Stives to Be Inclusive
Crazy black guy, very loudly to himself: That's the factory where they make gay people, but I don't care, because that's also where they make boobies!
Charlottesville, Virginia
Overheard by: tom
Categories: Black people | Compare and contrast | Rack | Sexuality | Virginia | Posted 2010-02-24 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
One Just Doesn't Work Without the Other
Festival-going dude: Well, you know me when it comes to pizza and titties!
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: would you like fries with that?
Everybody Thinks I Went to Eastern Europe for Breast Implants
Middle school girl: Normal bras don't work, because my boobs are, like, triangle-shaped.
Missouri
...I Was Thinking Of a Nice Outing to Pottery Barn.
Girl: Booze!
Masculine gay dude: Fuck, yeah. I just finally finished my antibiotics. I'm gonna go fall off a stripper stage into some tits or somethin'.
Straight friend: Uhhh.
Bangkok
Thailand
Ricky Has Yet to Encounter Tentacle Porn
Girl to boy: Yeah, well, I watched Hentai once. I think Japanese people have mammal fetishes because all the girls had four ears, and there seemed to be furry rodents latched onto their vulvae.
Hammondsport, New York
Hard to Imagine I'd Ever Get Sick Of Being Objectified
Gay guy: Then we can talk about boys more openly because I'll have long hair, and be pretty and have boobs!
Girl: They're not that fun...
Gay guy: Boobs aren't that fun?
Girl: No!
Pleasant Grove, Utah
Overheard by: Weskimo
When Forever 21 Started Manufacturing Habits...
70-something nun to another: I don't care about the bra straps. It's my boobs that really stand out in this shirt.
Holyoke, Massachusetts
Overheard by: ldiggitydawg
Categories: Christianity | Clothes | Massachusetts | Nuns | Old folks | Rack | Posted 2009-12-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
...As the Queen Said at Her Eulogy.
Teenage boy, about princess Diana: Dude, she was like Mother Teresa, just with better tits!
Palm Harbor
Florida
Overheard by: Jedtheavenger
Categories: About celebrities | Compare and contrast | Florida | Rack | Stupidity | Teens | Posted 2009-11-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Or Gave Me Religious Pamphlets. I Forget.
20-something girl: Do you remember that guy last night?
Friend: Oh, him? Yeah, I think he motor-boated me.
Canisius College
Buffalo, New York
Categories: Colleges & Universities | Friends | Girls | New York | Questions | Rack | Sensory experiences | Sex | Weirdness | Posted 2009-11-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
They Have a Ring on Them for Every Guy I've Slept with
Girl to man: You think I'm a virgin? Take a look at these titties and then tell me I'm a virgin!
Houston, Texas
Overheard by: Maggie
You'd Prefer They Were Six Breasts All from the Same Chicken?
Bagger to cashier: There's something mildly strange about a package that contains breasts... from different chickens.
Whole Foods
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: They were thighs actually, but I see your point.
The Five-Second Rule Absolutely Applies to Boobs
Girl on birth control: I think my boobs grew!
Friend, grabbing her boob: Really?!
Girl's boyfriend, slapping friend's hand away: Hey, hey, too long!
Jersey City, New Jersey
Can a Personal TV Be Too Small? Discuss.
Girl on cell inside convenience store: Why the hell did she get it under her titty? Ain't nobody gonna see it under her titty!
Bowling Green, Ohio
Best. Wedding Vows. Ever.
Guy: It's great because it's like we're bros, and we hang out, but I also get to look at your tits.
Girl: Yeah! (high five)
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: Ben
Categories: Compare and contrast | Girls | Guys | Rack | Relationships | Texas | Posted 2009-10-26 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
When Living Bras Die
Trendy girl on cell: It was stuck to my boob this morning. I had to go clean it off... it was all bloody and gross. (pause) Right on my boob. I know... Eew!
University of Phoenix, Arizona
Overheard by: Sarah Neill
Categories: Arizona | Cleanliness | Colleges & Universities | Girls | Health & Hygiene | On the phone | Rack | Weirdness | Posted 2009-10-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Though I Notice You Are Cultivating Quite an Impressive Beer-Gut
College girl #1, walking past maternity section: That's a cute dress.
College girl #2: Yeah, I don't have the boobs to wear it.
College girl #1: Oh, that's a cute one too!
College girl #2: You don't have the fetus to fill out that dress.
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: m.
Tara Reid Has Done So Much for Humanity
Girl: She wasn't flashing us! Her boob was hanging out. He was in shock. I think it was the first time he ever saw a boob in real life.
Texas Christian University
Fort Worth, Texas
Categories: Colleges & Universities | Girls | Rack | Sensory experiences | Stupidity | Texas | Posted 2009-10-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
What's More Natural Than Fondling a Relative's Artificial Breast?
Daughter in dressing room: Go ahead, feel them!
Mom in dressing room: No!
Daughter: Really, the point is to feel how natural they feel! I'm going to want to feel yours when you get them.
York, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Kendal
Categories: Family ties | Girls | Health & Hygiene | Moms | Parenting | Pennsylvania | Rack | Wishes | Posted 2009-10-05 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
But Enough About the Livestock...
New Yorker: So how do you like it down here?
Local thug: If it weren't for the double d breasts and sexy feet, I would've gotten the hell out of here years ago.
Fayetteville, North Carolina
Categories: Body parts | Guys | North Carolina | Questions | Rack | Thugs | Posted 2009-10-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Ah, the Ever-Effective Nuremberg Defense!
Guido to skinny guy on métro: So you weren't really grabbing her boobs. That's just following instructions. (pause) You were just being a team player, man.
Vendôme Métro
Montréal
Canadia
He's the Reason "the Bro" Was Invented
Girl #1: So apparently the hormones are kicking in. He's got boobs now.
Girl #2: Oh, come on! Let's be honest, he's always had boobs.
Carrboro, North Carolina
Categories: Gender issues | Girls | Health & Hygiene | North Carolina | Rack | Weirdness | Posted 2009-09-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Meet the Inventor Of Coaster Pasties
Drunk teacher: Those aren't coasters, they're pasties. (holds them up to her breasts)
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Heather
Categories: California | Clothes | Clothing | Drinking & drunks | Drunks | Rack | Teachers | Weirdness | Posted 2009-09-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
And Tommy Keeps Motorboating Them.
Boy: There are cleavages on the top of page 221.
High School
San Diego, California
Categories: California | Education | Guys | Rack | Posted 2009-08-30 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Um, I Named the Breast "Sketchy Bastard"
Guy to girlfriend after late-night party: You name a breast after me, but you don't trust me?
West End
Portland, Maine
File These Documents? Really?
Girl to friend: Well, I guess I could, but my titties would hurt.
Theater Rehearsal
Bradenton, Florida
Overheard by: Hollie Corbitt
Categories: Florida | Friends | Girls | Health & Hygiene | Rack | Posted 2009-08-24 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Think I've Heard This Country Song...
Guy to girlfriend: If I go to jail for you, you better get your tits done.
Viewmont Mall
Dickson City, Pennsylvania
Categories: Couples | Crimes | Health & Hygiene | Malls | Pennsylvania | Rack | Posted 2009-08-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Smell the Plot Of a Lesbian Road-Trip Movie
Woman to another: But don't worry... I won't give up the boobie, and you can drive.
Bus
Chester, Pennsylvania
Categories: Bus | Pennsylvania | Rack | Sexuality | Women | Posted 2009-08-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
And I Already Squeal Like a Girl, So...
Band geek, eating lunch, to friends: I've come to the realization that if I were a woman, I'd have amazing breasts.
Rutgers University
Camden, New Jersey
Overheard by: One time at band camp...
Categories: Colleges & Universities | Friends | Idiots | New Jersey | Rack | Sexuality | Stupidity | Posted 2009-08-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
...So I Went Shopping for You
Guy to girl: I know about women. I lived with fifteen women. I know when you're going to get your period, and I can tell your bra size just by looking.
Kenosha, Wisconsin
The Text Wouldn't All Fit.
Nerd #1 to another: How do you write "dd" in hexadecimal again? I forget...
(they turn to look at fat woman walking by)
Nerd #2: I would not write a dissertation on her boobs. No way.
PATH Train
Hoboken, New Jersey
Overheard by: I wouldn't either
Gay Babies May Fail to Grasp the Point
Mom with eight-month-old to other parents with small child: Yeah, I've already told his dad he's going to have to give him some sort of remedial breast lessons when he's older...he's bad with the boobies.
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: Raina
Let Him Wonderbra for a While
Teenage girl to friend: Ugh! Eric gets mad at me when I tell people things, you get mad when I don't tell you things...just tell him to fuck off and leave my boobs out of it!
Rumson, New Jersey
Categories: Friends | Insults | New Jersey | Rack | Teens | Posted 2009-07-02 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Can We Write a Theme Song About You with That Lyric?
Lady, bumping into female cop in crowded elevator: Oh! Excuse me.
Female cop: Hey, if my boobs don't getcha, my ass will.
Justice Center
El Paso County, Colorado
Having Missionary Sex Was Like Going on a Slip-n-Slide
Guy: Remember "sweaty boobs"?
Girl: What?
Guy: Remember he broke up with her because she had sweaty boobs!
Porter Exchange
Somerville, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Dave
Categories: Default | Girls | Guys | Insults | Massachusetts | Memory lane | Questions | Rack | Posted 2008-08-10 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
And Take Your Side Ponytail With You
Drunk (just thrown out): I bet if had really big boobs you'd let me back in.
Cop working security for the club: No, actually we wouldn't.
Drunk: What, you don't like big boobs?
Cop: Not on dudes.
Drunk: Huh? No, I mean if I was a chick.
Cop: You'd make a really ugly chick.
Drunk: Huh?
Cop: Get the fuck out of here.
Nightclub
Scottsdale, Arizona
Categories: Arizona | Bars & Clubs | Beauty | Cops | Default | Drunks | Gender issues | Rack | Posted 2008-08-10 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Game, Set, Match
Flat-chested girl (grabbing box of energy bars): Here, get some of these for tomorrow.
Guy: I don't know. Um... it says here that they're for girls.
Flat-chested girl: Yeah, let's get them.
Guy: But... Huh, well, haha, they're not going to make me grow tits, are they?
Flat-chested girl, staring: Hasn't worked for me.
Guy (putting box in carriage): Hm-mmm.
Safeway
Colorado Springs, Colorado
Now She's Standing on Her Head to Keep It There
Old woman to granddaughter: I saw her the other day, and all the fat from her face has slipped down to her boobs.
Piccadilly Circus
London
England
Overheard by: lola
The Devil Granted His Wish, But They Were Male Boobs
Drunk guy: It's my birthday and I wanna hear some boobs clapping!
Davis, California
Overheard by: Liz
Categories: California | Default | Drinking & drunks | Drunks | Guys | Rack | Wishes | Posted 2008-07-20 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Unless She's Natalie Portman
Geek: A pity hug is still a hug, and a pity girlfriend still has boobs!
University of Idaho
Idaho
Overheard by: Rebecca
Categories: Colleges & Universities | Default | Dorks, Geeks & Nerds | Feelings | Idaho | Rack | Relationships | Posted 2008-03-19 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
At Least Now Jimmy Hoffa Can Have a Decent Burial
Black woman on cell: I'm telling ya, they took everything out of my breasts. Every fucking thing's gone.
Outside Fogg Art Museum
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Don't want to know what.
Categories: Black people | Default | Health & Hygiene | Massachusetts | On the phone | Rack | Women | Posted 2008-03-14 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The Toilet-Swirl Isn't the Only Thing That's Backwards in New Zealand
Dude: I wish all guys had boobs.
Girl: What?!
Dude: It's so much more appropriate to grope a guy than a girl!
New Zealand
Overheard by: Schmitty
My Fingers Are Itching Just Talking about Her
Chick #1: Well, Michelle got pissed because he touched her boob.
Chick #2: Normally I'd take her side, but Michelle is just so... gropable!
Queen's University at Kingston
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: I'll never teee-eeell!
Bungee Boobs Are a Serious Problem in New Jersey
Teacher: It should be written in the dress code, 'Girls with bouncy boobs need to cover them up.' Seriously! These girls are one bounce away from getting tips!
Jackson Memorial High School
New Jersey
Overheard by: Diana
Categories: Advice | Default | Education | Gripes | New Jersey | Rack | School [Elem., Middle, & High] | Teachers | Posted 2008-02-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
When She Lies on Her Back, She Makes a Great Snack Tray
Tween girl #1: I have to tell you something -- I don't think Rachel is that hot.
Tween girl #2: Oh my god, I'm so glad you said that, 'cause I'm afraid to talk to people about her because everyone thinks she is so pretty.
Tween girl #1: They were doing this rating thing where they rate people on a scale, and Ryan gave her a seven.
Tween girl #2: She is totally not a seven -- her boobs are inverted.
Premier Oaks Movie Theater
Melbourne, Florida
Overheard by: *shakes head*
Often His Holiness Feels the Best Response Is Silence
Asian chick: You feel used? I sent him a picture of my boobs and got nothing!
Nordstrom's cafe, Market Street
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Ladle
Categories: Asians | California | Gripes | Rack | San Francisco | Posted 2008-01-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
And See Them from the Inside
Drunk guy to drunk girl: If any of these guys see your boobies tonight and I don't, I'll slit your throat!
Maple Lanes Bowling Alley
Cedar Falls, Iowa
My Manager Hardly Slaps My Ass Anymore
Hot girl with big boobs, to friend: Ugh... I shouldn't have worn this shirt. [Lowers voice] Everyone's looking...
Middle-aged cashier: You should appreciate them. I had a husband who would pop mine out at football games. It made me so angry, but now I'd love for someone to appreciate mine enough that he'd want to show the world my beauty.
Publix
Gainesville, Florida
Overheard by: guy behind them
Don't They Chafe Your Knees?
Buxom girl wearing strapless dress with no bra: I feel like my tits are really low. Do they look really low?
Van Housen Hall, Potsdam College
Potsdam, New York
Overheard by: minibab
Bubbling Like Hot Oatmeal
Chick: ... So she said, 'Hey, look over here,' and then she opened her gown and, like, all I saw were these weird big boobs...
Maryland Institute College of Art
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: widget
To Understand, I Will Require Visual Aids
Blonde: I wish we got graded on our bras. I would get an A. Get it?
www.overheardincomo.blogspot.com
Overheard by: Kelsey
Categories: Bimbettes | Overheard in Columbia | Rack | Posted 2007-10-28 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Unless You Have Pepperoni Nipples
Gym bunny to frat boy: Yeah, but I mean, boobs don't smell like anything.
American University
Washington, DC
Categories: Gym rats | Rack | Washington, DC | Posted 2007-10-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
That Confusing Time in a Man's Life When His Body Changes
Five-year-old girl: Does Daddy need socks?
Mom: Yes.
Five-year-old girl: Does Daddy need boxers?
Mom: Yes.
Five-year-old girl: Does Daddy need a bra?
Mom: No.
Five-year-old girl: But he has boobs.
Dundee
Scotland
Overheard by: boredlaura
I Really Felt It Was Time to Give the Penises Their Day in the Sun
Student: Are breasts on the exam?
Professor: No, no, they're not. Not because I don't like breasts... I do... They're just not on the exam.
Biology 102, Rutgers University
New Jersey
Overheard by: Marina
Categories: Education | New Jersey | Rack | Students | Teachers | Posted 2007-10-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
No One's Ever Been Interested in the Content of My Character
Chick: I'd love it if my boobs were pink. I'd never wear a shirt if my breasts were hot pink.
Oklahoma State University-Stillwater
Oklahoma
Overheard by: The Opinionator
It's a Tittyfucking Thing, Mom
Teen girl to mom: ... And that's why I have a big boyfriend -- because I have big tits.
Walmart
Georgia
Which Perhaps You Wouldn't Even Have If You Laid Off the Beer
Drunk man: I'm trashed to the tits!
Harvard
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Head
Categories: Drunks | Massachusetts | Rack | Posted 2007-09-30 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Come, Marilou, We're Going to a Strip Club
60-ish woman looking in door: I thought you had to have some hooters to be able to work at one.
Hooters
Burbank, California
Categories: California | Old folks | Rack | Posted 2007-09-06 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Ma'am, You've Got Two All-Beef Patties There
Overeager mother: Sometimes when my boobies sweat, they smell like Big Macs.
McDonald's
Madison, Indiana
Categories: Indiana | McDonald's | Moms | Rack | Posted 2007-07-22 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Window Shopping for New Ones
Girl, about hoochie: Wait a second, Angelica -- I wanna stare at this girl's boobs.
São Paulo
Brazil
A Motorboating Purist
Preggers: My baby's gettin' the bottle. Ain't no baby suckin' on these titties -- that ain't what they're for...
Hamilton, New Jersey
Overheard by: Um, that IS what they're for
Categories: New Jersey | Preggers | Rack | Posted 2007-06-27 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
It's Her Best Feature
High school girl to friend: Uh, I'm sorry I didn't say much to her -- I was entranced by her fucking zit-covered bosom.
West Plains, Washington
Categories: Rack | Students | Washington | Posted 2007-06-10 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Oh, Fuck -- Go Ahead and Hit Me
Girl: Hey, quit staring at my breasts!
Guy #1: Yeah, why are you staring at my girlfriend's breasts?
Guy #2: Well, man, see... It's like this -- she's like my sister.
Shout-out: overheardatwestern.blogspot.com
Overheard by: lissa
Categories: Guys | Lies | Overheard at Western | Rack | Posted 2007-05-15 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Used to Wear the Wonderbra, but I Kept Needing to Get Abortions
Sorority girl #1: So, like, you still get your period when you're on the pill.
Sorority girl #2: Yeah, but not when you're pregnant.
Sorority girl #1: So what's the point of the pill, then?
Sorority girl #2: It totally makes your boobs bigger.
Airport
Lexington, Kentucky
Categories: Airports & flights | Gossip | Kentucky | Rack | Sorority types | Posted 2007-04-28 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
You're a Real Gentleman
Dude: I think I should wait until she has breasts.
Shout-out: www.overheardinvancouver.ca
Overheard by: david
Categories: Creepsters | Overheard in Vancouver | Rack | Posted 2007-04-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
They Told Him to Burn Things
Teen girl: He was lying on my boobs and he said he could hear them talking.
Salem Center Mall
Salem, Oregon
Overheard by: Tess Miller
Unfortunately, There's Not Enough of Them to Go Around
Hipster girl: Communists love my boobs.
Kent, Ohio
I'd Still Be Motorboating Her If the EMTs Hadn't Intervened
Drunk frat boy: I don't care that she was three hundred pounds, she still had a phenomenal rack!
Shout-out: overheardatcornell.blogspot.com
Overheard by: hearing aid
Categories: Drunks | Frat boy types | Overheard at Cornell | Rack | Posted 2007-03-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
On the Plus Side, They Make Great Stress Balls
Dude: Man, I've dated two chicks with fake boobs. I mean, what's up with that?
GW party
Shout-out: eavesdropdc.blogspot.com
Categories: Colleges & Universities | Eavesdrop DC | Guys | Rack | Posted 2007-03-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
