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Did the Left One Ever Get Over That Cold?

Mid-twenties guy leaving voice mail: Hey baby, just calling to say hi. How are your boobs?

Shout-out: eavesdropdc.blogspot.com

Overheard by: brickskeller


Categories: Default | Eavesdrop DC | Guys | Nipples | Questions | Relationships | Sexuality | Posted 2008-07-02 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Competing on Any Reality Show, in a Nutshell

Guy: It's like playing hopscotch with your shirt off and the little kids are like: "Mommy, look at his boobies!" and I'm like: "Yeah. Look at my boobies."

Shout-out: feeds.feedburner.com

Overheard by: well that's neat

We've Lived a Lifetime in This One Elevator Ride

Professionally dressed Asian girl (in a low voice): I can't believe you showed that girl your pubes, man!
Short, pudgy Asian guy (in a low indignant voice): Well *I* can't believe you showed her your innie nipple!

Elevator, Montgomery Street
San Francisco, California


Overheard by: McNasty


Categories: Asians | Body parts | Compare and contrast | Default | Girls | Guys | Nipples | San Francisco | Posted 2008-06-19 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

That's the Last Time I'll Babysit Those Brats

Mellow teen: I got slapped in the tit with a dildo last night.

New Paltz, New York


Categories: Default | Girls | New York | Nipples | Sexuality | Teens | Toys | Violence | Posted 2008-06-16 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Most of Life's Problems Can Be Solved with a Pair of Tweezers and a Bottle of Wine

Emo guy to friends: He loves me. He wants my children. He says to me: "Andrew, let me have sex with you so I can have your children." I would do it if I didn't have hairy nipples.

Library
Plano, Texas


Categories: Default | Guys | Hair | Nipples | Pregnancy | Queers | Relationships | Sexuality | Texas | Wishes | Posted 2008-06-08 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

As Explained in Survival of the Tittiest

Girl #1: This dress makes me look like a pregnant woman with small boobs.
Girl #2: Pregnant women can't have small boobs. That's like impossible. It's, like, natural selection or something.

Boston University
Boston, Massachusetts


Overheard by: Rebecca

Something Just Expanded --Possibly My Awareness

Barista guy, gesturing toward mug of Sharpies: Are you aware that these markers cost ninety-nine cents each?
Barista chick: Are you aware that I want to get my nipples pierced?

Starbuck's, Castro Street
Mountain View, California


Overheard by: touché

Meet the Most Forgetful Woman in Dallas

Woman: I found the nipple! Crisis averted.

N. Bishop Avenue
Dallas, Texas


Overheard by: Faith


Categories: Health & Hygiene | Nipples | Texas | Threats | Women | Posted 2008-04-16 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Boys Are So Frightened of Wolf Titties

Sorority girl: Yeah, he like, totally judges me for having fourteen nipples.

Georgia Tech
Atlanta, Georgia


Categories: Georgia | Nipples | Sorority types | Posted 2008-02-13 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

We'd Rather See You Tweak It a Little

Grad student on her Gender History peer review: I don't feel the need to keep the nipple section.

University of Tulsa
Tulsa, Oklahoma


Overheard by: Andrea


Categories: Nipples | Oklahoma | Students | Posted 2007-12-17 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Are You Sure You're Using Them Correctly?

Guy to girlfriend: I like when we're both using our laptops and I lick your nipple and it shocks me, like licking a nine-volt battery.

Palo Alto, California


Categories: California | Guys | Laptops | Licking | Nipples | Posted 2007-07-29 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

I Really Needed a Place to Hang My Hammock

Frat boy: Your nipples totally saved my life tonight. Thank you for that.

Star Market
Honolulu, Hawaii


Categories: Frat boy types | Hawaii | Nipples | Posted 2007-06-18 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Not the Worst Graduation Photo I've Ever Seen...

Fat guy: You wanna see a hot picture?
Girlfriend: Yeah, I wanna see a hot picture.
Fat guy: It's me with no shirt on... And I was rubbin' m'nipples.

Columbia High School
Maplewood, New Jersey


Categories: Couples | New Jersey | Nipples | Posted 2007-06-17 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

And Now It's Payback Time

Girl: Hey! That guy pierced my nipple on Friday!

Shout-out: overheardatwestern.blogspot.com


Categories: Chicks | Gossip | Nipples | Overheard at Western | Posted 2007-05-23 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Glory Be to God for Dappled Things

Chick: ... So then I started exfoliating my nipples every morning...

London
England


Overheard by: gin


Categories: Chicks | England | Gossip | Nipples | Posted 2007-05-08 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

But They Hate for You to Mess with Them

Girl: Well, I mean, skunks do have nipples...

Shout-out: overheardina2.blogspot.com


Categories: Animals | Chicks | Nipples | Overheard in Ann Arbor | Posted 2007-03-23 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook