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The Last Time I'll Put My Money Where My Mouth Is

Man coming out of strip club: My mouth still tastes like dollars.

New Orleans, Louisiana

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Categories: Compare and contrast | Guys | Louisiana | Money | Mouth | Sensory experiences | Weirdness | Posted 2008-05-22 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

As Depicted in All of My Paintings

Mother to daughter: I swear, next time you're going to smack your mouth on something and I'm just going to move you to the side and leave you there and watch the blood run down.

On Line for Space Mountain
Disney World, Florida

Overheard by: Kat

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Categories: Florida | Kids | Kids | Moms | Mouth | Threats | Tourist attractions | Violence | Weirdness | Posted 2008-05-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Yeah, but We're Also in Boston

Girl #1: And yeah... She had these stains on her teeth.
Girl #2: Ew! Why... We're in America.

Boston, Massachusetts

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Categories: Default | Feelings | Friends | Geography | Girls | Health & Hygiene | Insults | Massachusetts | Mouth | Stupidity | Posted 2008-04-24 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Snaggleteeth Are in This Season

Woman: There's nothing in my mouth that I'm ashamed of!

87 Bus
Jersey City, New Jersey

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Categories: Bus | Default | Feelings | Mouth | New Jersey | Women | Posted 2008-03-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Which Is the Gold Standard for Nastiness

Screaming hobo: Your mouth is nasty! Your mouth is nasty, man! Your mouth is nastier than my asshole!

Shattuck Avenue and Bancroft Way
Berkeley, California

Overheard by: Kaitlen

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Categories: California | Hobos | Insults | Mouth | Posted 2007-04-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook