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And Yet We Soldier Bravely On
Suit #1: Yeah mate, it was fucking wild...
Suit #2: Oh yeah?
Suit #1: Yeah, took her back to mine. She's a skank. I swear there were spiders crawling out of her vag.
Leamington Spa
England
Overheard by: Bleep
And Also Like All the Men in Troy
Girl #1: I used to shave my armpits before I even had hair, just to feel like a woman. You know?
Girl #2: (nods)
Guelph
Canadia
Categories: Body parts | Canadia | Gender issues | Girls | Hair | Shaving | Posted 2010-07-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Your Editors Agree, at Least in Principle
20-something on cell: So I said to her, "I don't care if you are my stepsister: if you shaved it, I want to see it!"
San Francisco, California
Categories: Family ties | Health & Hygiene | On the phone | San Francisco | Shaving | Vagina | Posted 2010-07-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Everybody's Dated a Mustache Girl-- Just Not Publicly
Boyfriend: Baby, you have to shave that mustache.
Girlfriend: Shut up! I keep telling you I'm getting it waxed.
New Jersey
Overheard by: Rebecca
Categories: Beauty | Couples | New Jersey | Offers and requests | Shaving | Posted 2010-02-09 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
What Have You Been Doing to That Poor Puppy?
College girl #1: You know, just because I want to hit it doesn't mean you have to, too.
College girl #2: But now that it's shaved, it's so much better!
Cornell University
Ithaca, New York
Categories: Colleges & Universities | New York | Shaving | Students | Wishes | Posted 2009-10-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The Little Pig Is Self-Conscious About Her Chinny Chin Chin
Girlfriend: I have to shave every single day.
Boyfriend: Oh, yeah?
Girlfriend: Yeah... do I have any hairs sticking out on my chin right now?
Shout-out: www.overheardinminneapolis.com
Overheard by: Ian
Show a Man a Waxed Pussy and You Could Have Brillo on Your Legs
Bikini gal to friend: Wow! Do you ever shave? Your leg stubble just about took my eye out!
Friend: Please, I just spent $85 dollars on a Brazilian wax...look!
Bikini gal: Okay, Brittany, pull your fucking suit up! I'm just talking about your legs!
Salt Lake City, Utah
Overheard by: zelph
Bleaching Your Anus Could Go Either Way
Broseph to broski: Shaving your ass is a sign of homosexuality, shaving your testicles is a sign of being a porn star.
Chicago, Illinois
This Argument Makes Your Editors So Tired We Must All Take Naps Now
Sorority girl to lit class: So she was all saying that I was totally against feminism if I insisted on shaving my legs. And I said she was totally against feminism if she insisted on being a whore!
University of Nebraska
Lincoln, Nebraska
Categories: Colleges & Universities | Comebacks | Default | Nebraska | Politics | Sexuality | Shaving | Sorority types | Posted 2008-08-26 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Perhaps Some Clove Cigarettes Would Help
Geek #1: But I'm a semi-Mac user! I can't have a beard and be a Mac user!
Geek #2: Yeah, I know what you mean...
Memorial University
Newfoundland
Canadia
Overheard by: Beardless Mac User
Categories: Canadia | Colleges & Universities | Compare and contrast | Default | Dorks, Geeks & Nerds | Friends | Hair | Shaving | Technology | Posted 2008-06-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The Slippery Slope Leading to Marriage and Children
40-something woman on phone: Was that the time when we made cone bras or the time when we shaved our legs with a nail file?
Toronto
Ontario
Canadia
Categories: Canadia | Clothes | Default | On the phone | Questions | Relationships | Shaving | Weirdness | Women | Posted 2008-06-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Kinda Misleading That His Name's Mario, Though
Teen girl #1: Your dad could be a plumber because of his moustache.
Teen girl #2: My dad doesn't have a moustache.
Teen girl #1: Well I wish he did.
Teen girl #2: Too bad, bitch!
North Bay
Ontario
Canadia
Categories: Canadia | Compare and contrast | Family ties | Girls | Insults | Jobs & Careers | Shaving | Teens | Wishes | Posted 2008-05-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Kendra Wilkinson's Major Life Accomplishment
Preppy girl on cell: the longest amount of time I've had pubic hair is three days.
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: kt
Categories: Default | Etiquette | Gender issues | Girls | Health & Hygiene | Massachusetts | On the phone | Preppies | School [Elem., Middle, & High] | Sexuality | Shaving | Teens | Vagina | Posted 2008-04-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
You're the Worst Tour Guide Ever
Dude #1: Do you trim your pubes?
Dude #2: Um, what? No... Why?
Dude #1: I do...
Dude #2: Okay...
Dude #1: And I think I trimmed them too much...
Dude #2: And?
Dude #1: Well, now my dick is itchy...
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: damn hiatus
Also Sums Up Burt Reynolds' Career
Big guy to buddy: If I'd shaved my mustache like I was planning to, none of this would have happened.
Chili's
Long Island, New York
Overheard by: sara
Is That, Like, a New Rule?
Dude: ... And I said, 'Stop hitting me -- I just shaved my knees!'
Shout-out: weirdosofwinnipeg.blogspot.com
Categories: Guys | Shaving | Weirdos of Winnipeg | Posted 2007-09-01 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
And Here I Sit with the Stubble of My Dreams
Angry neighbor: Well, obviously he didn't appreciate the shaved vagina, or he would have called.
Elizabeth Street
Derby, Connecticut
Categories: Connecticut | Grumpies | Shaving | Vagina | Posted 2007-07-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
If I Want to Stop Attracting Hippies
Roller derby girl: ... And it occurs to me that I'm 23 years old -- I should probably shave my underarms.
Lucky 7's
Jersey City, New Jersey
Overheard by: Adam Nathan
Categories: Chicks | New Jersey | Shaving | Posted 2007-05-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Medea Didn't Listen, Though, and the Gods Punished Her with a Rash
Dude: Tell your sister I won't sleep with her if she shaves her pubic hair. That shit is like the golden fleece, yo.
Shout-out: overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com
Overheard by: Angie
Categories: Frat boy types | Overheard in the Valley | Shaving | Posted 2007-04-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
