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Perhaps Some Clove Cigarettes Would Help
Geek #1: But I'm a semi-Mac user! I can't have a beard and be a Mac user!
Geek #2: Yeah, I know what you mean...
Memorial University
Newfoundland
Canadia
Overheard by: Beardless Mac User
Categories: Canadia | Colleges & Universities | Compare and contrast | Default | Dorks, Geeks & Nerds | Friends | Hair | Shaving | Technology | Posted 2008-06-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The Slippery Slope Leading to Marriage and Children
40-something woman on phone: Was that the time when we made cone bras or the time when we shaved our legs with a nail file?
Toronto
Ontario
Canadia
Categories: Canadia | Clothes | Default | On the phone | Questions | Relationships | Shaving | Weirdness | Women | Posted 2008-06-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Kinda Misleading That His Name's Mario, Though
Teen girl #1: Your dad could be a plumber because of his moustache.
Teen girl #2: My dad doesn't have a moustache.
Teen girl #1: Well I wish he did.
Teen girl #2: Too bad, bitch!
North Bay
Ontario
Canadia
Categories: Canadia | Compare and contrast | Family ties | Girls | Insults | Jobs & Careers | Shaving | Teens | Wishes | Posted 2008-05-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Kendra Wilkinson's Major Life Accomplishment
Preppy girl on cell: the longest amount of time I've had pubic hair is three days.
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: kt
Categories: Default | Etiquette | Gender issues | Girls | Health & Hygiene | Massachusetts | On the phone | Preppies | School [Elem., Middle, & High] | Sexuality | Shaving | Teens | Vagina | Posted 2008-04-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
You're the Worst Tour Guide Ever
Dude #1: Do you trim your pubes?
Dude #2: Um, what? No... Why?
Dude #1: I do...
Dude #2: Okay...
Dude #1: And I think I trimmed them too much...
Dude #2: And?
Dude #1: Well, now my dick is itchy...
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: damn hiatus
Also Sums Up Burt Reynolds' Career
Big guy to buddy: If I'd shaved my mustache like I was planning to, none of this would have happened.
Chili's
Long Island, New York
Overheard by: sara
Is That, Like, a New Rule?
Dude: ... And I said, 'Stop hitting me -- I just shaved my knees!'
Shout-out: weirdosofwinnipeg.blogspot.com
Categories: Guys | Shaving | Weirdos of Winnipeg | Posted 2007-09-01 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
And Here I Sit with the Stubble of My Dreams
Angry neighbor: Well, obviously he didn't appreciate the shaved vagina, or he would have called.
Elizabeth Street
Derby, Connecticut
Categories: Connecticut | Grumpies | Shaving | Vagina | Posted 2007-07-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
If I Want to Stop Attracting Hippies
Roller derby girl: ... And it occurs to me that I'm 23 years old -- I should probably shave my underarms.
Lucky 7's
Jersey City, New Jersey
Overheard by: Adam Nathan
Categories: Chicks | New Jersey | Shaving | Posted 2007-05-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Medea Didn't Listen, Though, and the Gods Punished Her with a Rash
Dude: Tell your sister I won't sleep with her if she shaves her pubic hair. That shit is like the golden fleece, yo.
Shout-out: overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com
Overheard by: Angie
Categories: Frat boy types | Overheard in the Valley | Shaving | Posted 2007-04-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
