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There's Never Really a Good Time to Come Out of the Closet
College girl #1: (laughs hysterically)
College girl #2: Yeah, and while he was balls deep in me too, can you believe that?
Pennsylvania
Categories: Balls | Default | Friends | Pennsylvania | Sexuality | Sorority types | Posted 2008-07-01 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The Day James Stopped Doing Positive Affirmations
20-something guy: My testicles are perfect!
Friends: [Silence.]
50-something lady walking past: [Snicker.]
Cork
Ireland
Overheard by: sarah
Categories: Balls | Compliments | Default | Etiquette | Health & Hygiene | Ireland | Pride | Posted 2008-06-05 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
So the Reverend Wrote That Down under "Burial Wishes"
Wannabe thug #1: So I told her: "Bitch, there'd better be flowers on my balls!"
Wannabe thug #2: Straight.
Mission Hill
Massachusetts
Overheard by: Henry
Categories: Balls | Friends | Massachusetts | Thugs | Words | Posted 2008-05-31 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
More Women With Dirtier Minds Than Men
Girl #1, pointing to bag of peanuts: Are those your nuts?
Girl #2: No, they're Bob's* nuts.
[brief pause, then both girls begin laughing hysterically]
Girl #1, after a few minutes: That was the stupidest thing ever.
Girl #2: You know you liked it.
Oakland, California
Overheard by: I laughed because I didn't know what was going on
I Blame the Lasciviousness of Contemporary Mores
Middle school student: It's not my fault he got hit with the G-string...
Toms River
New Jersey
Overheard by: the sub
Categories: Balls | Clothes | Gender issues | New Jersey | Students | Teens | Weirdness | Posted 2008-05-22 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Though I'm Still Working on Context
Girl walking with two guys: I'm going to teabag you! ...I'm so glad I know what that means now!
WSU
Pullman, Washington
Overheard by: Rachel
Categories: Balls | Colleges & Universities | Girls | Happiness | Sex | Stupidity | Washington | Words | Posted 2008-04-26 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
My Ex Tried to Talk Me into Castration
Guy #1: Oh, shit, I almost sat on my nuts! That shit would've fucking hurt!
Guy #2: I hate when that happens.
Guy #1: Yeah.
12312 West Olympic Boulevard
Los Angeles, California
Categories: Balls | California | Guys | Posted 2008-02-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
So Let's Ignore His Excruciated Moans and Get Back to Work
Teacher, to students: ... And it's not like he's going to need that testicle...
Poole Grammar School
England
Until She Found a Market for the Photos on the Internet
Professor: Sorry if you've been excited to see how you did on your essays, but I didn't get a chance to mark them over Christmas break.
Class: [Groans.]
Professor: Well, my testicles swelled to the size of grapefruit over the holiday break, so don't think you're the only ones disappointed. My wife wasn't thrilled, either.
York University
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: decidingwhethertolaughornot
It Does Involve Balls
Dude: Is putting my hand on my balls a sport? Could be.
Subway
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Shaniqua
Can't You Pull 'em Back Up into Your Abdomen?
Teen boy, jokingly: So, yeah -- I was thinking about getting my testicles removed, so that way no one can kick me there anymore.
Teen girl, mortified: No, don't! You need one to live!
Fairfax, Minnesota
Overheard by: Amused friend
I Think We'd Be Married Under Missouri Law
Guy #1: Hey, you know what? You know what? Suck my balls.
Guy #2: What if I just stuck a pot over them and banged it with a wooden spoon?
Canton, Missouri
Overheard by: Lynn
After That, It's Just a Montage of Scenes from White Men Can't Jump
Chick: No, I don't remember that.
Dude: I remember you grabbing my balls...
Parking lot
Santa Barbara, California
Overheard by: Z
Categories: Balls | California | Friends | Posted 2007-11-13 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Really Attractive Drag Queens Tend to Have That Effect
Man: My scrotum is so confused!
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: Chelsea
It's Not the Place I Belong, After All
Girl #1: ... And his sack -- it fucking smelled like a carnival.
Girl #2: What?!
Girl #1: Like barnyard animals and carny folk... And kinda like hay.
Girl #2: Well, I told you not to hump someone who is from West Virginia!
M Street and Wisconsin Avenue
Washington, DC
Overheard by: NinaBeana
Categories: Balls | Chicks | Washington, DC | Posted 2007-10-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
... But I Can't Find My Stick
Dude: My testicles are like cue balls...
The Arclight
Los Angeles, California
Categories: Balls | California | Guys | Posted 2007-10-09 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I'm Going Back to the Isle of Women
Lesbian: People eat testicles here, too?!
Shout-out: www.overheardinminneapolis.com
Overheard by: orly
Categories: Balls | Food | Lesbos | Overheard in Minneapolis | Posted 2007-07-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Fluffers Ain't Cheap
Grocery bagger to another: Yeah, man -- just last month I spent over a hundred bucks on my balls!
Overheard by: Chey
Categories: Balls | Body parts | Stores | Posted 2007-06-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Said, "My Name's Chip. And That's an Egg McMuffin."
Frat boy: So, the prof walked into class and he looked right at me and he said, 'Drew*, your right testicle is hanging out.' That's how he started the class!
Shout-out: weirdosofwinnipeg.blogspot.com
Categories: Balls | Frat boy types | Gossip | Weirdos of Winnipeg | Posted 2007-05-29 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Know Exactly Where They've Been
Dude on cell: No, I really don't want to put your balls in my mouth, thank you very much.
Shout-out: overheardatcornell.blogspot.com
Overheard by: laura
Categories: Balls | On the phone | Overheard at Cornell | Posted 2007-05-15 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Greeting Cards Are Getting More and More Specific
Girl: Every time I walk into Stop 'N Shop and get a whiff of Irish Spring I think of your testicles.
Seton Hall University
South Orange, New Jersey
Overheard by: Never will think of Irish Spring the same way again
Categories: Balls | Chicks | Colleges & Universities | New Jersey | Posted 2007-05-13 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
... Warn Them about Your Jagged Left Nut?
Chick on cell: You're gonna go rubbin' your balls all over other girls and I can't even...?
Shout-out: overheardatcornell.blogspot.com
Overheard by: lichka
Categories: Balls | On the phone | Overheard at Cornell | Posted 2007-04-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
