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Snow White Is Always Hurting the Dwarves' Feelings

Girl: Oh, as far as I'm concerned, they're just the happy little worker bees that bring me my birth control.

Madison, Wisconsin

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Categories: Default | Girls | Insects | Pregnancy | Wisconsin | Posted 2008-06-28 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

And Now, Please Clap Along As I Do the Tenure Dance

[Girl leaves class in the middle of a lesson]
Professor: She didn't like what I was saying? I'm so upset, I'm going to go to the garden and eat fuzzy worms.

Marist College
Poughkepsie, New York

Overheard by: Nik

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Categories: Class | Education | Feelings | Food | Insects | New York | Teachers | Posted 2008-05-09 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Always Sniffing My Delicate Petals

Science professor: So, the flower has this thing in it that looks exactly like a female wasp, and it smells like a female wasp. So, the male wasp comes up and tries to mate with it -- tries to copulate with it... I had a roommate like that once.

Marist College
Poughkeepsie, New York

Overheard by: Russ

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Categories: Gossip | Insects | New York | Teachers | Posted 2008-02-15 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

What Have We Told You about Speaking?

Little girl: Wouldn't it be great if, instead of stinging you, bees rescued you from quick sand?

Brookfield, Illinois

Overheard by: Joe V

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Categories: Illinois | Insects | Kids | Questions | Posted 2008-01-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Unfriendly Bug Spirits Are the Worst

Tween boy: Can you imagine what it would be like to spend the night here? All the unfriendly spirits...
Teen girl, horrified: And, bugs!

Alcatraz Island
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Casper the Friendly Roach

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Categories: Insects | San Francisco | Teens | Posted 2007-11-07 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Not Unlike Your Innocence

Cute little girl staring at ceiling: Mommy, what is that butterfly doing there?
Bitchy mom: It's dead.

Shout-out: overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com

Overheard by: Glowien

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Categories: Death & dying | Insects | Kids | Moms | Overheard in the Valley | Posted 2007-09-09 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

And I Think a Swarovski Crystal Will Be Just the Thing to Brighten Her Day

Southern lady: I'm getting this for my daughter. She lost everything when the roaches took over the trailer.

Call on a home shopping channel

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Categories: Gossip | Insects | Television & radio | Whiteys | Posted 2007-04-27 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook